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Anonymous ID:u7mI3ol1 Fri 18 May 2018 11:19:08 No.5167213 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5167231 >>5167246 >>5167270 >>5167784 >>5169627 >>5170602

>be american
>have to take a loan to go to the doctor
>turns out that testicle that has been hurting for the past few months has a tumor
>doctor Shekelstein says it's better to remove both
>Thats ok, don't need them anyway, because your wife has multiple boyfriends to do the hard work
>also get shot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sB0+xZ7W Fri 18 May 2018 11:22:10 No.5167224 Report

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Anonymous ID:NuS+h27V Fri 18 May 2018 11:23:51 No.5167228 Report

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Pretty good this time but cucks are concentrated mostly in Europe instead of US. Unless you mean west coast I guess.

8/10

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GhwcTjIq Fri 18 May 2018 11:24:13 No.5167231 Report

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>>5167213
Most of the fatties have gone to bed so we will just have to keep this alive until they wake up, so we can remind them what we think of them.

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Anonymous ID:HamGWCdN Fri 18 May 2018 11:27:42 No.5167246 Report

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>>5167213
>be belgian
>doctor says if I don't stop eating waffles and chocolate I'm going to die of a heart attack
>try to follow his instructions
>no other food in belgium
>starve
>also have a heart attack

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s9JMfhpn Fri 18 May 2018 11:31:35 No.5167265 Report

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>>5167246
>burgers actually believe this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4qFAUVlR Fri 18 May 2018 11:32:32 No.5167270 Report

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>>5167213
When I rape a bitch, I inject her with my special “fart juice” so in about an hour (which is about how long I take to rape) she farts out a frothy mixture of shit, blood, and cum, and I put it in my mouth to mix it with my spit. The effects of the “fart juice” last for about 24 hours after it starts, so shes still farting as she lay there in the cold hard ground after I dump her off the side of the highway. Completely naked, shivering cold and farting constantly. Its truly a sight to behold. Usually I pick young innocent girls (11-14) so they have no clue whats going on. Completely destroyed by her epic gasses. I make sure to drive them across state lines miles away from their home. If she tries meeting or speaking with anyone about her rape the next day, she’s still just farting away. I wonder if anyone would take her seriously LOL!

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Anonymous ID:HamGWCdN Fri 18 May 2018 11:35:06 No.5167277 Report

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>>5167265
>whiteflags actually believe american memes are real

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:s9JMfhpn Fri 18 May 2018 11:36:33 No.5167283 Report

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>>5167277
LAND
OF
THE
FAT

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Anonymous ID:HamGWCdN Fri 18 May 2018 11:44:45 No.5167311 Report

Quoted By: >>5167756 >>5167791

>>5167283
>US population 325 million
>french population 64 million

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Anonymous ID:u7mI3ol1 Fri 18 May 2018 12:18:02 No.5167756 Report

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>>5167311
>american education doesn't teach how percentages work
>mfw

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jKGzHfGK Fri 18 May 2018 12:22:16 No.5167784 Report

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>>5167213
>Be Belgian
>speak german
>walk across street to doctor
>can’t understand what they’re saying
>realize you’ve accidentally walked into France

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:s9JMfhpn Fri 18 May 2018 12:23:55 No.5167791 Report

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>>5167311
>m
>f
>w

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Anonymous ID:u7mI3ol1 Fri 18 May 2018 12:38:40 No.5168424 Report

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>>5167791
>be american
>only speak one language
>hispanic talks to you
>"hahaha, si si my friend xD"
>hispanic proceeds to rape your wife

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jKGzHfGK Fri 18 May 2018 13:24:18 No.5168789 Report

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>>5168424
>Be Belgium
>take >Romanian flag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s9JMfhpn Fri 18 May 2018 13:28:37 No.5168811 Report

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>>5168789
>be US
>take malaysia flag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hMTFsZls Fri 18 May 2018 13:31:13 No.5168828 Report

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>>5168811
>be france
>turn netherlands flag sideways

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Anonymous ID:jKGzHfGK Fri 18 May 2018 13:32:19 No.5168831 Report

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>>5168811
>be French
>eat slugs and frogs

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Anonymous ID:pjcWsZLY Fri 18 May 2018 14:20:24 No.5169049 Report

Quoted By: >>5169055

>be contributing to this epic thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jKGzHfGK Fri 18 May 2018 14:21:11 No.5169055 Report

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>>5169049
How do I become as cool as a meta poster?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jEjfScHT Fri 18 May 2018 14:22:28 No.5169065 Report

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>>5169055
You cannot

Fin

Fin ID:4P1S3CMG Fri 18 May 2018 14:23:21 No.5169068 Report

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upside down germany

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jKGzHfGK Fri 18 May 2018 14:24:32 No.5169073 Report

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>>5169068
British car manufacturer?

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Anonymous ID:mH8wucRf Fri 18 May 2018 14:24:47 No.5169076 Report

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>tfw a friend had his bits surgically removed because "I will live longer" and "I don't want kids anyway"
he moved away about 2 years ago

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jKGzHfGK Fri 18 May 2018 14:27:11 No.5169088 Report

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>>5169076
Looks like we take after you, pop

Cheerios

Cheerios ID:iDzNgjKz Fri 18 May 2018 15:44:44 No.5169627 Report

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>>5167213
Fuck off

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Anonymous ID:3Y+YjEp4 Fri 18 May 2018 16:43:45 No.5170589 Report

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> be American
> boil water in the microwave

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Anonymous ID:iXjBdm7E Fri 18 May 2018 16:46:45 No.5170602 Report

Quoted By: >>5170801

>>5167213
>BE OBSESSED BELGIANIGGER
>CAN'T GO TEN SECONDS WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT USA
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A SHITHOLE NON COUNTRY?

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Anonymous ID:u7mI3ol1 Fri 18 May 2018 17:37:58 No.5170801 Report

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>>5170602
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44173954
>be american
>want to go to school but your bulletproof vest is in the laundry
>go anyway, taking your chances
>get shot

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