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> I had a kinky GF for a while. She was into all kinda of strange stuff.
> She liked to stick her fingers in my ass and then lick them.
> Wasnt my thing, but she liked it, so..whatever I guess
> Well, after a bit of booze, she asked if she could stick
> a golf ball in my ass.
> Ah.... that doesnt sound like a good idea.
> Turns...it wasnt. She popped that thing in there
> and I came all over her face and my ass pulled
> that fucking ball back up inside my body.
> Could not get it out.
> Had to go to the ER. Super embarrasing.
> Worst part is, that bitch went home cuz she was too
> embarrassed to go to the ER.
> Had to stay there over night and if it didnt come out on its
> own they would have to do surgery.
> It came out by itself in the morning.
> Now, nothing goes in my ass.
> She liked to stick her fingers in my ass and then lick them.
> Wasnt my thing, but she liked it, so..whatever I guess
> Well, after a bit of booze, she asked if she could stick
> a golf ball in my ass.
> Ah.... that doesnt sound like a good idea.
> Turns...it wasnt. She popped that thing in there
> and I came all over her face and my ass pulled
> that fucking ball back up inside my body.
> Could not get it out.
> Had to go to the ER. Super embarrasing.
> Worst part is, that bitch went home cuz she was too
> embarrassed to go to the ER.
> Had to stay there over night and if it didnt come out on its
> own they would have to do surgery.
> It came out by itself in the morning.
> Now, nothing goes in my ass.
