[2 / 1 / ?]
Quoted By: >>5179110
> be Russian
> wake up to police bursting through your bedroom door
> head downstairs for breakfast while they search your place
> cook a tin of beans in a liter of vodka
> browse adidas.ru for some new clothes
> police come downstairs and say they found your cp
> they ask you to donate the revenue to a kremlin slush fund
> head out to work at the local american propaganda machine
> co-worker asks you why you're looking at him funny
> tell him you have no idea what he's talking about
> he slaps an Alexei Navalny sticker on your back and calls the police
> they drag you off never to be heard from again
> wake up to police bursting through your bedroom door
> head downstairs for breakfast while they search your place
> cook a tin of beans in a liter of vodka
> browse adidas.ru for some new clothes
> police come downstairs and say they found your cp
> they ask you to donate the revenue to a kremlin slush fund
> head out to work at the local american propaganda machine
> co-worker asks you why you're looking at him funny
> tell him you have no idea what he's talking about
> he slaps an Alexei Navalny sticker on your back and calls the police
> they drag you off never to be heard from again
