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Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:00:20 No.5186082 View View Reply Original Report

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I just selected for jury duty. Do I tell them I'm racist? How fucked am I?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:03:18 No.5186083 Report

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>>5186082
>show up on the date provided
>when they begin the interviews to select jurors, simply ask what color the plaintiffs are
>have a nice day mr anon, there's coffee by the door on your way out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:03:37 No.5186084 Report

Quoted By: >>5186091 >>5186101 >>5186106 >>5186116

just say "jury nullification"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:06:19 No.5186085 Report

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>>5186082
Call before you go to make sure it isn't cancelled. If you havee to go to pre screening pretend you know the attorneys or something, or be obnoxious and rude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:07:14 No.5186086 Report

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>>5186082
I got called twice in 2 years.. you just lounge around (most times you will not be picked) ..even when selected the defendant took the plea and it was only a few hours total

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:07:20 No.5186087 Report

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>>5186082
They literally ask you "will you be able to be impartial" and you say no. Fuck all the retarded shit anon is giving you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:08:07 No.5186088 Report

Quoted By: >>5186090 >>5186092 >>5186093 >>5186126 >>5186131 >>5186132 >>5186136 >>5186139

You should try to obscure you’re name and address on pol more. There are people on here that will do you wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:08:28 No.5186089 Report

Quoted By: >>5186092

listen daniel, just go, do your civic duty, and provide insight to the best of your ability.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:09:00 No.5186090 Report

Quoted By: >>5186094

>>5186088

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:09:17 No.5186091 Report

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>>5186084
this is the correct answer
you'll never be called for jury duty again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:09:27 No.5186092 Report

Quoted By: >>5186095

>>5186088
>>5186089
>alamy stock photo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:09:53 No.5186093 Report

Quoted By: >>5186100

>>5186088
it's a controlled leak.
OP stole some randoms mail and is trying to hate machine an innocent person.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:10:08 No.5186094 Report

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>>5186090
just trying to help. you dunno who is watching on here desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:10:53 No.5186095 Report

Quoted By: >>5186097

>>5186092
that was added in post for obfuscation.
there's a narrative at hand i tell ye

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:11:09 No.5186096 Report

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>>5186082
Play it cool, throw the book at the darkies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:11:16 No.5186097 Report

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>>5186095
You're a narrative

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:11:27 No.5186098 Report

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>>5186082
In same boat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:12:01 No.5186099 Report

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>>5186082
You throw the letter in the garbage and don't answer it retard. They can't prove you ever got it unless they make you sign.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:12:13 No.5186100 Report

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>>5186093
Shh im baiting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:12:15 No.5186101 Report

Quoted By: >>5186111 >>5186115 >>5186137

>>5186084
>just say "jury nullification"

Or you could keep your mouth shut and actually serve on a jury, then use jury nullification to help some poor asshole out if he's charged with a law you think is stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:13:04 No.5186102 Report

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>>5186082
Just do it. It's not that bad. If you talk lots and lots to the lawyers and judge you have a higher chance of getting ousted from the jury and you are done forever then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:13:06 No.5186103 Report

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Don't say jury nullification, enact it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:13:52 No.5186104 Report

Quoted By: >>5186117 >>5186119

>pol tards go crazy over Q posts
>same pol tards can't see that OP uploaded a stock image

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:13:55 No.5186105 Report

Quoted By: >>5186107

>>5186082
Tell them you have bias against certain minority groups due to an event that happened in your childhood.
If they press say you were with a friend who got mugged and ended up paralyzed or some shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:14:05 No.5186106 Report

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>>5186084
You know it is really fucked up that rather than getting a fair trial judged by our peers they invite almost a hundred people and condition them to prosecute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:14:55 No.5186107 Report

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>>5186105
They just ask if you do and they will ask no questions.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:15:16 No.5186108 Report

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>>5186082
>registering to vote

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:15:19 No.5186109 Report

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>>5186082
My advice having gone in feb.
Look unprofessional. Don't bathe, wear ratty street clothes, etc.
Second, mention jury nullification but be smart. Don't be fucking retarded about it and just go hurr durr jury null can I leave now? Actually relate it to the case. Mine was with a motorcyclist getting injured, and I said I hated bikers. That got me off.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:15:29 No.5186110 Report

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I just ignore jury summons. I've gotten like maybe 2 or 3 of them in the past couples years, I've never replied to a single one or showed up to court. Nothing bad has happened to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:16:23 No.5186111 Report

Quoted By: >>5186122

>>5186101
This is the correct answer.
If it's a white person of our family, use it to help him if it is an unjust law created by Jews/56%

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:16:45 No.5186112 Report

Quoted By: >>5186120

Wear a MAGA hat and bring one of those heavy duty Pelican camera type cases. When the bailiff says "sir, please remove your hat" open the case and place the hat inside with the custom black foam that fits the hat perfectly then close the case and lock it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:17:08 No.5186113 Report

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>>5186082
>Not being the son of a lawyer
>not being excluded from all juries
feelsgoodman.jpeg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:17:33 No.5186114 Report

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>>5186082
Just tell the truth and odds are if you are selected for a jury it won't last that long

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:17:56 No.5186115 Report

Quoted By: >>5186121

>>5186101
that's Purgery though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:18:07 No.5186116 Report

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>>5186084
Kek worked for me, probably on a list though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:18:21 No.5186117 Report

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>>5186104
Did OP say "pic related" ahmed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:18:33 No.5186118 Report

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>>5186082
also don't live in Lincoln, Georgia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:19:09 No.5186119 Report

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>>5186104
Brainlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:19:19 No.5186120 Report

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>>5186112
lmao do this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:20:03 No.5186121 Report

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>>5186115
Actually, it's perjury you ignorant American mongrel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:21:16 No.5186122 Report

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>>5186111
Yeah, why aren't more people saying this? Do what you can to serve on the jury, use it to advance the cause if possible. It's how the blacks on the OJ jury got him off, after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:21:53 No.5186123 Report

Quoted By: >>5186134

If you are a white male they will likely not keep you as a juror even if they pick you out of the pool. But yes, try to stay and enact justice. Nullify BS laws or punish true criminals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:22:14 No.5186124 Report

Quoted By: >>5186130

I've gotten out of jury duty twice by just telling the woman handing out the clipboard & pens that its really inconvenient for me as I don't have reliable transportation. They were nice about it and I was out of there in 5 mins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:22:33 No.5186125 Report

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>>5186082
Yell out “I’m gonna hang me a nigger”
You’ll be free from this shit forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:23:01 No.5186126 Report

Quoted By: >>5186128

>>5186088
Pretty sure it's a stock photo. The date says 2015

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:23:44 No.5186127 Report

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Tell them you only believe in Shariah

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:24:40 No.5186128 Report

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>>5186126
also the caption says "stock photo"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:25:19 No.5186129 Report

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>>5186082
Definitely reveal your full power level.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:25:39 No.5186130 Report

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>>5186124
Nigger spotted.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:26:20 No.5186131 Report

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>>5186088
>alamy stock photo
>watermarks all over the picture
>2015

Oi, you got a loicense for that stupidity?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:26:59 No.5186132 Report

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>>5186088
You are one dumb son of a bitch.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:27:43 No.5186133 Report

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Got called into jury duty for domestic violence case. They cycled through like 8 people on the panel because they kept crying because they knew someone who was a victim of domestic violence.

My company pays for 5 days of jury duty and this case would only take the week, so I went with it. Listened to evidence of this guy and a girl at a bar arguing, they get into a scuffle outside the bar. Police are called, we get to listen to the police call log of these low life arguing. The girl said she'd call the cops because she knew the guy had priors and they'd lock him up.

Both the girl and guy testified, the girl said she lied to the cops to get the guy in trouble. It was basically a cakewalk of "not guilty" from there since that's more than enough reasonable doubt.

Side note, if you're dating someone in California and you touch them non-violently and they get annoyed, it legally can be a misdemeanor of domestic battery. Law is fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:28:35 No.5186134 Report

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>>5186123
Bro do you ever leave your basement? The real world is pretty normal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:29:25 No.5186135 Report

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you will most likely not get picked

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:31:14 No.5186136 Report

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>>5186088

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:34:58 No.5186137 Report

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>>5186101
Isn't it illegal to even serve if you know what nullification is? Exactly how does a jury even start to nudge in this direction when necessary?

sumdumfuk

sumdumfuk Sat 19 May 2018 20:35:23 No.5186138 Report

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>>5186082
DO YOUR CIVIC DUTY. RESEARCH JURY NULLIFICATION.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 May 2018 20:39:44 No.5186139 Report

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>>5186088
How will they do you wrong?

Anonymous

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