El Caudillo De /bant/ !Raffiei.HA ID:Bl3KwQsV No.5212628 Report Quoted By:
Alright imma have to do an le ebin greentext here I guess, keep in mind I moved to spain when I was like 13 but I lived in London all my life before that
>be like 3 or something
>watching Cars in the cinema on holiday in Spain
>For some reason take off trousers and underpants
>run down the middle of the cinema in front of everyone like I think maybe at the end of the film or towards the end (I don't remember I was like 3 but my family told me what happened)
>I guess they told me to get the fuck back and pust my trousers on I don't know
Here's another one
>Be like maybe age 8 I dunno
>Be at my mum's friends house, my sister is friends with her daughter and they're both the same age in the same year at the same school
>my mum's friend's other daughter is in the year below me
>My sister's fren's cousin is there too and she's the age of the other daughter who is in the year below me maybe age 7
>They're all in the living room together
>My autistic young mind has an idea (as a child I used to show off my "willy" often)
>pulls pants and underwear down
>runs into room screeching WILLYYYYYY WILLYYYYYYYYYYY
>my sister and her fren, and my sister's fren sister are all laughing apart from the cousin
>cousin starts to cry
>I think wtf, she's a pussy
>Parents and everyone comes in while I'm not wearing anything down there to hide myself
>they all see me half naked and I pull up my pants and trousers
>they ask why she's crying and she says "I've never seen a willy before"
>fucking virgin.jpg
>I remember my mum's friend's husband looking at me and shaking his head in disapproval and it stuck with me cause I could tell he was really disappointed
I used to streak a lot more but I'm not bothered to say em
