Was my coworker "Don" (totally not and obfuscator for Trump) at Lexis Nexis Risk Solutions really Assange? Pic related got tweeted about a week after I got fired. When Don said his new grandson was named "Roman Alexander" was that an abomination grown from my stolen sperm? Incidentally, as much as I look like Alexander Romanov III, my in-office Tim Newport sure did look like Nicolas Romanov II. When Tim's mom "Melissa Newport" came to work, was that really Erin?
Were "Teh DNC" emails really my work emails from Lexis Nexis Risk Solutions where the "off site team" in Boca Raton (DWS Congressional district) was always lying and probably having bots answer my emails to ignore every question I ever asked? Did "Wikileaks" show that the emails were DLed locally to a thumb drive because Don was Assange sitting in the desk next to mine? I will be happy if Don leaked the emails, but I will be unhappier still if he grew a baby from my sperm without offering to let me cum inside the relevant vagine.
Whoever Don was, he sure did remind me of this guy Heaven's Gate cult leader guy. I was watching this video
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqSZhwu1Rwoat work one day and I noticed how much the guy reminded me of Don. Don, reading my mind, said for some reason, "Mmmmmmm yezzzzzz," right at the exact moment when it occurred to me how much the cult guy and Don seemed similar.
>HG>risk 
