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Undead Hot Elf Maiden Quenn !zIlD2E/oTs ID:vnVgh410 Tue 16 May 2017 20:31:47 No.522024 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>522070 >>522083 >>522151 >>522159 >>522426 >>522522 >>522612 >>522618 >>522728 >>522921 >>524010 >>524013 >>524777 >>524887 >>525034 >>525045 >>525096 >>525937

Last thread hit 300R new thread also discord
https://discord gg/6cXBa

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod ID:fexP2yop Tue 16 May 2017 20:33:47 No.522070 Report

Quoted By: >>522097

>>522024
Roll To Kidnap Ari the Half Elf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cEwLBMJS Tue 16 May 2017 20:34:18 No.522083 Report

Quoted By: >>522102

>>522024
roll

Town Guard (70hp 70mp)

Town Guard (70hp 70mp) ID:verlsOey Tue 16 May 2017 20:34:47 No.522095 Report

Quoted By: >>522151

In order to reduce criminal activity we will be putting up bounties for high and low level criminals.

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 1/10)

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 1/10) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 20:34:49 No.522097 Report

Quoted By: >>522128

>>522070
>>522065
*Manages to evade pirate for now*

Ramsay the Kennelmaster

Ramsay the Kennelmaster ID:cEwLBMJS Tue 16 May 2017 20:34:56 No.522102 Report

Quoted By: >>522158

>>522083
They are loyal beasts.

Peasant (70HP 70MP 179) 10exp Items: 1 lucky rabbit leg, 1 iron rod, 480 pounds of wheat

Peasant (70HP 70MP 179) 10exp Items: 1 lucky rabbit leg, 1 iron rod, 480 pounds of wheat ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 20:35:55 No.522126 Report

Quoted By:

Rolling for new stuff

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 1/10)

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 1/10) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 20:36:01 No.522128 Report

Quoted By: >>522215

>>522097
>>522087
Oh nvm then rip me

Nos the Necromancer ([5/10] 70HP, 50MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xPack of Sharpies)

Nos the Necromancer ([5/10] 70HP, 50MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xPack of Sharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 20:37:00 No.522151 Report

Quoted By: >>522247

>>522024

>>522020
>>522048
Enjoy losing your crops

>>522095
Rolling to evade the notice of authorities

Chef

Chef ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 20:37:04 No.522154 Report

Quoted By:

Roll to cook something

Ramsay the Kennelmaster (70/70HP, 0/10EXP, Lvl 1)

Ramsay the Kennelmaster (70/70HP, 0/10EXP, Lvl 1) ID:cEwLBMJS Tue 16 May 2017 20:37:19 No.522158 Report

Quoted By:

>>522102
Roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w517c5U6 Tue 16 May 2017 20:37:20 No.522159 Report

Quoted By:

>>522024
Rolling. Check my 88s

Chef

Chef ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 20:39:12 No.522206 Report

Quoted By:

Roll to cook something delicious

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 1/10)

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 1/10) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 20:39:32 No.522215 Report

Quoted By: >>522255 >>522260

>>522128
Roll to attempt sudoku

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 5/10 XP / Inv: Crystal Pendant)

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Perfectly_Ordinary_Human_Maiden.png, 656KiB, 1000x1111

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 5/10 XP / Inv: Crystal Pendant) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 20:40:18 No.522240 Report

Quoted By: >>522343

>>522050

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOWdYoDYGl8

>*Crash* Do not forget that the floors of the ice tower are constructed of solid ice, and running on them tends to be an ill-advised venture which your dainty frame does not appreciate. After spending a moment shedding tears in pain (It's okay, you're a maiden) you also fail to find any parchment or writing implements. (-2hp)

"Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow..." I'll record those runes one way or another! Got to use my head!

Town Guard (70hp 70mp)

Town Guard (70hp 70mp) ID:verlsOey Tue 16 May 2017 20:40:28 No.522247 Report

Quoted By: >>522299

>>522151
200 gold bounty is now on your head. (Wanted dead or alive)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod ID:fexP2yop Tue 16 May 2017 20:40:51 No.522255 Report

Quoted By: >>522277

>>522215
Roll to Shackle him making it impossible for suicide

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (35HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 2/10) - Bleeding out

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (35HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 2/10) - Bleeding out ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 20:40:56 No.522260 Report

Quoted By: >>522277

>>522215
*Success - Am now bleeding from the gut -35HP

Inflicted status - Mortal wound*

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod ID:fexP2yop Tue 16 May 2017 20:41:35 No.522277 Report

Quoted By: >>522312 >>522432

>>522260
>>522255
Check
You can't commit suicide because you're shackled

Chef (70hp 70mp 100g) items: cheesecake

Chef (70hp 70mp 100g) items: cheesecake ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 20:42:19 No.522297 Report

Quoted By: >>522408

Cheesecake for sale
Costs 15G and can give you 15 MP and diabetes

Nos the Necromancer ([6/10] 70HP, 50MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xPack of Sharpies)

Nos the Necromancer ([6/10] 70HP, 50MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xPack of Sharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 20:42:26 No.522299 Report

Quoted By:

>>522247
Rolling to hide from the feds

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 2/10)

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 2/10) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 20:42:54 No.522312 Report

Quoted By: >>522330 >>522335

>>522277
Drats - Foiled my escape plan

>Roll to struggle against shackles to inflict self-harm

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 11/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 5g || Rabies Poison Spray ||

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 11/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 5g || Rabies Poison Spray || ID:3iaAgvFk Tue 16 May 2017 20:43:01 No.522315 Report

Quoted By: >>522387

>>522208

Rolling to recover from falling Bonehitler.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w517c5U6 Tue 16 May 2017 20:43:18 No.522321 Report

Quoted By: >>522374

Rolling to pressure the town scroll keeper to tell me Nos the Necromancer's whereabouts. Using water torture.

Chef (70hp 70mp 100g) items: cheesecake

Chef (70hp 70mp 100g) items: cheesecake ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 20:43:41 No.522330 Report

Quoted By:

>>522312
You could bite your tongue off

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 2/10)

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 2/10) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 20:43:48 No.522335 Report

Quoted By: >>522357 >>522385

>>522312
>Roll to struggle

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 60/70 *Limp* / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 5/10 XP / Inv: Crystal Pendant)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 60/70 *Limp* / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 5/10 XP / Inv: Crystal Pendant) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 20:44:14 No.522343 Report

Quoted By: >>522416

>>522240

>You're still slipping: in fact, now your ankle is sprained and you couldn't run, even if you wanted to. Be thankful you're alone in a tower, as any bandit or woodland creature would see you as easy prey. (-3, *Limping*)

"Grrrr..." Eye'm not giving up until eye record these runes!

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (68HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 2/10)

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (68HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 2/10) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 20:44:35 No.522357 Report

Quoted By: >>522379 >>522382 >>522385

>>522335
*Bites tongue off - minor damage inflicted, minor wound*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w517c5U6 Tue 16 May 2017 20:45:05 No.522374 Report

Quoted By: >>522394 >>522408 >>522478

>>522321
*Massive failure*
I end up using too much water and accidentally kill the scroll keeper.

Roll to hide his body in the town well.

Chef (70hp 70mp 100g) items: cheesecake

Chef (70hp 70mp 100g) items: cheesecake ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 20:45:19 No.522379 Report

Quoted By:

>>522357
You can slowly bleed to death

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (67HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 2/10)

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (67HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 2/10) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 20:45:23 No.522382 Report

Quoted By: >>522418

>>522357
>Roll to smash face against stone floor

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod ID:fexP2yop Tue 16 May 2017 20:45:29 No.522385 Report

Quoted By: >>522418

>>522335
I've Captured >>522357
i Want 50 Gold for the Rescue or i will Execute him

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 12/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 5g || Rabies Poison Spray ||

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 12/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 5g || Rabies Poison Spray || ID:3iaAgvFk Tue 16 May 2017 20:45:32 No.522387 Report

Quoted By: >>522468

>>522315

>Lands safely.

ALAN?

Chef (70hp 70mp 100g) items: cheesecake

Chef (70hp 70mp 100g) items: cheesecake ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 20:45:49 No.522394 Report

Quoted By: >>522485

>>522374
Roll to take body and cook it

Nos the Necromancer ([7/10] 70HP, 50MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xPack of Sharpies)

Nos the Necromancer ([7/10] 70HP, 50MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xPack of Sharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 20:46:20 No.522408 Report

Quoted By: >>522441 >>522537

>>522297
Hi there, I'd like to purchase one cheesecake. However, I need you to bring it to me to avoid the authorities

I'll pay you more than you ask :^)

>>522374
Roll to raise the scroll keeper as an intelligent zombie to spread gossip and cause trouble as a distraction from any nefarious activities

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 60/70 *Limp* / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 5/10 XP / Inv: Crystal Pendant)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 60/70 *Limp* / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 5/10 XP / Inv: Crystal Pendant) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 20:46:33 No.522416 Report

Quoted By: >>522788

>>522343

>You stare at the runes for a while longer, their gaze returning to meet yours. Looking at one of the polished ice walls, you notice that there is ice dust in your odd blue hair and that your makeup has been somewhat runny from the earlier shed tears, though it isn't too noticable so long as it isn't gazed at too closely.

Again! Trying to record the runes!

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (66HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 3/10) Minor bleeding

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (66HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 3/10) Minor bleeding ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 20:46:39 No.522418 Report

Quoted By: >>522452

>>522382
>Roll to emo myself
>>522385
Yes please put me out of my misery - I seek release to jewhalla

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DCr6rYwq Tue 16 May 2017 20:46:55 No.522426 Report

Quoted By:

>>522024
rollo

Town Guard (70hp 70mp)

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Town Guard (70hp 70mp) ID:verlsOey Tue 16 May 2017 20:47:02 No.522432 Report

Quoted By: >>522449

>>522277
Wanted pirate leader goes by the name checkers 3050 gold bounty. Picture may not be accurate.

Chef (70hp 70mp 100g) items: cheesecake

Chef (70hp 70mp 100g) items: cheesecake ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 20:47:22 No.522441 Report

Quoted By: >>522544

>>522408
I bring you the cheesecake

Town Guard (70hp 70mp)

Town Guard (70hp 70mp) ID:verlsOey Tue 16 May 2017 20:47:54 No.522449 Report

Quoted By:

>>522432
Edit 350 gold bounty.

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (64HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 3/10) Minor bleeding(-2)

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (64HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 3/10) Minor bleeding(-2) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 20:47:59 No.522452 Report

Quoted By: >>522477 >>522497

>>522418
*I slam my face against the cobble ground hard enough to inflict a minor concussion - bleed dmg + 1

Alan the Alchemy Instructor: 58HP, 50MP, 7XP, 327G, Inv[Shiny Scale, Broken Pebble]

Alan the Alchemy Instructor: 58HP, 50MP, 7XP, 327G, Inv[Shiny Scale, Broken Pebble] ID:RlAcOe+B Tue 16 May 2017 20:48:33 No.522468 Report

Quoted By:

>>522387
I'm fine, I'm fine. My bones aren't what they used to be.

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (64HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 3/10) Minor bleeding(-2)

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (64HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 3/10) Minor bleeding(-2) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 20:48:52 No.522477 Report

Quoted By: >>522510 >>522536

>>522452
>Roll to attempt to bite at my femoral artery

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w517c5U6 Tue 16 May 2017 20:48:53 No.522478 Report

Quoted By: >>522537

>>522374
*Minor failure*

I throw the scroll keeper body in the well but he doesn't sink, so people can't get water because his body is blocking the way.
Roll to convine my other town guards that there's a murderer on the loose (and it's DEFINITELY not me...)

Nos the Necromancer ([8/10] 70HP, 50MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xPack of Sharpies)

Nos the Necromancer ([8/10] 70HP, 50MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xPack of Sharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 20:49:13 No.522485 Report

Quoted By: >>522533 >>522544

>>522394
You can have it once it's finished causing havoc

Rolling to learn how to summon more powerful demons

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod ID:fexP2yop Tue 16 May 2017 20:49:44 No.522497 Report

Quoted By: >>522536

>>522452
Shackle Him into a death row costume. making it impossible for him to commit suicide

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (47HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 3/10) Bleeding(-17)

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (47HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 3/10) Bleeding(-17) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 20:50:22 No.522510 Report

Quoted By: >>522570

>>522477
*Success! Inflicted ramping bleed damage (+15)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o/+Rjfb8 Tue 16 May 2017 20:50:38 No.522522 Report

Quoted By: >>522552

>>522024
Roll

Chef (70hp 70mp 100g) items: cheesecake

Chef (70hp 70mp 100g) items: cheesecake ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 20:51:28 No.522533 Report

Quoted By:

>>522485
So, you want the cake or what?
15g

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (30HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 3/10) Bleeding(-17)

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (30HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 3/10) Bleeding(-17) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 20:51:33 No.522536 Report

Quoted By: >>522567

>>522497
>>522477
While you have locked me into a gimp suit, I am still bleeding heavily

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w517c5U6 Tue 16 May 2017 20:51:35 No.522537 Report

Quoted By:

>>522408
>>522478
8s all around. Zombie scrollkeeper wakes up and is living dead...but he is stuck down a well.

He starts gurgling and moaning

Nos the Necromancer ([8/10] 70HP, 50MP, 75G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xPack of Sharpies)

Nos the Necromancer ([8/10] 70HP, 50MP, 75G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xPack of Sharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 20:51:50 No.522544 Report

Quoted By: >>522579 >>522599 >>522686

>>522485
>learned Summon Greater Demon
>summons a more powerful demon but requires a sacrifice

>>522441
Thanks! -15G
Rolling to kidnap chef to make infinite MP cheesecakes

Alan the Alchemy Instructor: 58HP, 50MP, 7XP, 327G, Inv[Shiny Scale, Broken Pebble]

Alan the Alchemy Instructor: 58HP, 50MP, 7XP, 327G, Inv[Shiny Scale, Broken Pebble] ID:RlAcOe+B Tue 16 May 2017 20:51:52 No.522545 Report

Quoted By: >>522650

Roll for alchemy-forgery knowledge.

Marek the Polish Acrobat (50 health, 50 mama, 100 gold)

Marek the Polish Acrobat (50 health, 50 mama, 100 gold) ID:o/+Rjfb8 Tue 16 May 2017 20:51:57 No.522552 Report

Quoted By:

>>522522

Lord of the Apes Macacomancer (50HP,50MP,100G)@

Lord of the Apes Macacomancer (50HP,50MP,100G)@ ID:vnVgh410 Tue 16 May 2017 20:52:21 No.522565 Report

Quoted By: >>522640

Roll to summon an ape (-5mp)

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (13HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 3/10) Bleeding(-17)

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (13HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 3/10) Bleeding(-17) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 20:52:27 No.522567 Report

Quoted By: >>522584 >>522599

>>522536
*Bleeding*

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod ID:fexP2yop Tue 16 May 2017 20:52:32 No.522570 Report

Quoted By:

>>522510
Cure his Wound
Call necromancer for help if he dies

Chef (70hp 70mp 115g) items: cheesecake

Chef (70hp 70mp 115g) items: cheesecake ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 20:52:54 No.522579 Report

Quoted By: >>522598

>>522544
Roll to make cheesecakes

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (0HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 3/10) Dead

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (0HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 3/10) Dead ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 20:53:09 No.522584 Report

Quoted By: >>522686

>>522567
I have succumbed to my wounds and am free from this mortal coil

Chef (70hp 70mp 115g) items: 2 cheesecakes

Chef (70hp 70mp 115g) items: 2 cheesecakes ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 20:53:28 No.522598 Report

Quoted By:

>>522579
Success
2 more cakes

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod ID:fexP2yop Tue 16 May 2017 20:53:30 No.522599 Report

Quoted By: >>522627

>>522544
Resurrect him if he dies
>>522567

Marek the Polish Acrobat 70 health, 70 mana, 100 gold

Marek the Polish Acrobat 70 health, 70 mana, 100 gold ID:o/+Rjfb8 Tue 16 May 2017 20:53:58 No.522612 Report

Quoted By: >>522683

>>522024
Roll to jump around the city pickpocketing people whilst in the air for 100 gold

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO IRL Wojack.jpg, 33KiB, 377x440

Anonymous ID:AerT2kp3 Tue 16 May 2017 20:54:13 No.522618 Report

Quoted By:

>>522024
roll for macguffin

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (0HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 3/10) Dead

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (0HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 3/10) Dead ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 20:54:34 No.522627 Report

Quoted By:

>>522599
>Roll to spook Checkers the Pirate

Lord of the Apes Macacomancer (50HP,50MP,100G)(Retarded ape 5HP 1dmg)

Lord of the Apes Macacomancer (50HP,50MP,100G)(Retarded ape 5HP 1dmg) ID:vnVgh410 Tue 16 May 2017 20:54:59 No.522640 Report

Quoted By: >>522658

>>522565
Success
Gained: Retarded ape
Roll for another ape

Alan the Alchemy Instructor: 58HP, 50MP, 7XP, 327G, Inv[Shiny Scale, Broken Pebble]

Alan the Alchemy Instructor: 58HP, 50MP, 7XP, 327G, Inv[Shiny Scale, Broken Pebble] ID:RlAcOe+B Tue 16 May 2017 20:55:18 No.522650 Report

Quoted By: >>522701

>>522545
Learned how to forge Gold Digger, the Alchemist's Sword.
+1 to attack rolls and finds valuable items due to molten jew nose.

Lord of the Apes Macacomancer (50HP,35/50MP,100G)(Retarded ape 5HP 1dmg)

Lord of the Apes Macacomancer (50HP,35/50MP,100G)(Retarded ape 5HP 1dmg) ID:vnVgh410 Tue 16 May 2017 20:55:46 No.522658 Report

Quoted By: >>522762

>>522640
Roll

Chef (70hp 70mp 115g) items: 2 cheesecakes

Chef (70hp 70mp 115g) items: 2 cheesecakes ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 20:56:07 No.522675 Report

Quoted By: >>522702

Roll to make something

Naem Gös Heer

Naem Gös Heer ID:RA6SyLhl Tue 16 May 2017 20:56:28 No.522681 Report

Quoted By:

Rolling to be part of something great

Marek the Polish Acrobat 70 health, 70 mana, 100 gold

Marek the Polish Acrobat 70 health, 70 mana, 100 gold ID:o/+Rjfb8 Tue 16 May 2017 20:56:35 No.522683 Report

Quoted By: >>522700

>>522612
As failed roll to evade people chasing him, climb on top of a building and jump back down in a haystack.
[If successful I stumble across a bunch of throwing knives hidden in the haystack. If fail I die]

Nos the Necromancer ([9/10] 70HP, 65MP, 75G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xSharpies)

Nos the Necromancer ([9/10] 70HP, 65MP, 75G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 20:56:45 No.522686 Report

Quoted By: >>522714 >>522848

>>522544
I need to remember to update my stats. Eats cheesecake for +15MP. Too much sugar...

>>522584
Roll to resurrect

Marek 70 health, 70 mana, 100 gold

Marek 70 health, 70 mana, 100 gold ID:o/+Rjfb8 Tue 16 May 2017 20:57:14 No.522700 Report

Quoted By: >>522721

>>522683
RIP marek.
Reroll for reincarnation

Alan the Alchemy Instructor: 58HP, 50MP, 7XP, 327G, Inv[Shiny Scale, Broken Pebble]

Alan the Alchemy Instructor: 58HP, 50MP, 7XP, 327G, Inv[Shiny Scale, Broken Pebble] ID:RlAcOe+B Tue 16 May 2017 20:57:18 No.522701 Report

Quoted By: >>522719

>>522650
Roll to forge using:
> iron rod
> homeopathic gold
> shekel sniffer

Chef (70hp 70mp 115g) items: 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

Chef (70hp 70mp 115g) items: 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 20:57:20 No.522702 Report

Quoted By: >>522717

>>522675
Great. A fish
+5 hp when eaten

Ari the Half-elf Corpse(70HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 3/10)

Ari the Half-elf Corpse(70HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 3/10) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 20:57:48 No.522714 Report

Quoted By: >>522848

>>522686
Can I be a skelly

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod ID:fexP2yop Tue 16 May 2017 20:57:52 No.522717 Report

Quoted By: >>522741

>>522702
Roll to Kidnap the Chef

Alan the Alchemy Instructor: 58HP, 50MP, 7XP, 327G, Inv[Shiny Scale, Broken Pebble]

Alan the Alchemy Instructor: 58HP, 50MP, 7XP, 327G, Inv[Shiny Scale, Broken Pebble] ID:RlAcOe+B Tue 16 May 2017 20:58:01 No.522719 Report

Quoted By: >>522852

>>522701
Reroll but this time using Midas Touch

Marek 70 health, 70 mana, 100 gold

Marek 70 health, 70 mana, 100 gold ID:o/+Rjfb8 Tue 16 May 2017 20:58:04 No.522721 Report

Quoted By:

>>522700
Reroll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AkBy9sHj Tue 16 May 2017 20:58:15 No.522728 Report

Quoted By:

>>522024
AYY LMAO LETS SEE WAT I GETTO.

Chef (70hp 70mp 115g) items: 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

Chef (70hp 70mp 115g) items: 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 20:58:47 No.522741 Report

Quoted By: >>522780 >>522789 >>522848

>>522717
Bitch I'm already kidnapped by the necromancer. You'll have to fight your way to me

Lord of the Apes Macacomancer (50HP,30/50MP,100G)

Lord of the Apes Macacomancer (50HP,30/50MP,100G) ID:vnVgh410 Tue 16 May 2017 20:59:45 No.522762 Report

Quoted By: >>522912

>>522658
Success
Gained:Normal ape (10 HP 3dmg)
Inventory:
Retarded ape(5HP 1 dmg)

Roll for another ape

Chef (70hp 70mp 115g) items: 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

Chef (70hp 70mp 115g) items: 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:00:26 No.522778 Report

Quoted By: >>522805

Roll to cook a zombie

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod ID:fexP2yop Tue 16 May 2017 21:00:31 No.522780 Report

Quoted By:

>>522741
it's there that you fool yourself he is my friend
Roll to Burn some Village

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 60/70 *Limp* / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 5/10 XP)

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO il_340x270.904209046_mszc.jpg, 40KiB, 340x270

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 60/70 *Limp* / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 5/10 XP) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 21:00:42 No.522788 Report

Quoted By: >>523089

>Your inventory has been moved to a lower screen and will be posted periodically every time you attempt an action. Keep track of it!

>Inventory:
>- *Fine black Dress
>- *Crystal Penant
>- x6 Silk Favorchief
>- Hot Ice Rune Pattern
>- 100 Gold Pieces

>>522416

>After a while of staring at the runes and thinking, you pull out one of your several silk handkerchiefs meant to be given to knights and nobles as favors. You place it against the rune that was hot to touch and wait a minute, holding the cloth in place as it heats up. When finished, the cloth now has an exact imprint of the rune melted onto it (Add: Hot Ice Rune Pattern) This method fails to work on the second type of rune, which is if anything somewhat colder to touch than the rest of the ice.

"Ouch..." Gotta look around some more... maybe this tower has a medicine room?

Town Guard (70hp 70mp)

Town Guard (70hp 70mp) ID:verlsOey Tue 16 May 2017 21:00:42 No.522789 Report

Quoted By: >>522846

>>522741
Missing persons report has been filed for you 20gold reward for any information.

Chef (70hp 70mp 115g) items: 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

Chef (70hp 70mp 115g) items: 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:01:24 No.522805 Report

Quoted By:

>>522778
Item acquired: undead meatloaf- anyone who eats this will turn into a zombie

Carmann the Welsh Bard 70 health, 70 mana, 100 gold

Carmann the Welsh Bard 70 health, 70 mana, 100 gold ID:o/+Rjfb8 Tue 16 May 2017 21:01:36 No.522814 Report

Quoted By:

Roll: Cadmann sings and receives 30 gold. Whilst receiving tips on the street for it he gets a potion instead of money. The mysterious potion adds 20 extra MP.

Chef (70hp 70mp 115g) items: 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

Chef (70hp 70mp 115g) items: 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:01:46 No.522846 Report

Quoted By: >>522898 >>522902

>>522789
I'm in a dungeon on the outskirts of town

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [0/10] (80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [0/10] (80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 21:01:50 No.522848 Report

Quoted By: >>522913

>>522686
Level up

>>522741
It's cool, we're allies

>>522714
Roll to use dark powers to reduce Ari's corpse to a spooky skeltal

Alan the Alchemy Instructor: 58HP, 50MP, 7XP, 327G, Inv[Shiny Scale, Broken Pebble]

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO sword.jpg, 14KiB, 560x380

Alan the Alchemy Instructor: 58HP, 50MP, 7XP, 327G, Inv[Shiny Scale, Broken Pebble] ID:RlAcOe+B Tue 16 May 2017 21:02:00 No.522852 Report

Quoted By: >>522900

>>522719
Wow, that turned out better than expected:

Gold Digger - The Alchemy Sword:
> +2 on attack rolls
> on a 9 or crit, anything touched by it will turn into gold.

Town Guard (70hp 70mp)

Town Guard (70hp 70mp) ID:verlsOey Tue 16 May 2017 21:02:58 No.522898 Report

Quoted By: >>522994 >>522996

>>522846
1. How are you able to tell me this?

2. Where would I send the money?

Alan the Alchemy Instructor: 80HP, 80MP, 10XP, 327G, Inv[Shiny Scale, Broken Pebble]

Alan the Alchemy Instructor: 80HP, 80MP, 10XP, 327G, Inv[Shiny Scale, Broken Pebble] ID:RlAcOe+B Tue 16 May 2017 21:03:00 No.522900 Report

Quoted By:

>>522852
Also level up.

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [1/10] (80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [1/10] (80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 21:03:06 No.522902 Report

Quoted By: >>522919 >>522994

>>522846
Roll to gag the chef and place him in chains so all he can do is make cheesecakes

Lord of the Apes Macacomancer (50HP,25/50MP,100G)

Lord of the Apes Macacomancer (50HP,25/50MP,100G) ID:vnVgh410 Tue 16 May 2017 21:03:25 No.522912 Report

Quoted By: >>523231

>>522762
I need to regain MP. Merchants!
Roll for another ape
Inventory:
Retarded ape(5HP 1 dmg)
Normal ape(10HP 3 dmg)

Ari the Half-elf Corpse(70HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 3/10)

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO OZbSm5Z.jpg, 318KiB, 1920x1080

Ari the Half-elf Corpse(70HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 3/10) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:03:29 No.522913 Report

Quoted By: >>522959

>>522848
>Roll to have my new body be decked out in bling

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [1/10] (80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [1/10] (80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 21:03:38 No.522919 Report

Quoted By:

>>522902
reroll

Cadmann the Welsh Bard 70 health, 70 mana, 60 gold

Cadmann the Welsh Bard 70 health, 70 mana, 60 gold ID:o/+Rjfb8 Tue 16 May 2017 21:03:43 No.522921 Report

Quoted By:

>>522024
Cadmann buys a bow and many arrows for 40 gold. He goes to an enchanter.

Naem Gös Heer

Naem Gös Heer ID:RA6SyLhl Tue 16 May 2017 21:03:57 No.522928 Report

Quoted By:

Rolling to be aged in early twenties with good health, rather than be typical sick child orphan stereotype

Ari the Half-elf Corpse(70HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 3/10)

Ari the Half-elf Corpse(70HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 3/10) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:04:24 No.522959 Report

Quoted By: >>522996 >>523050

>>522913
>Roll to acquire spoopy mist-making powers

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod ID:fexP2yop Tue 16 May 2017 21:05:22 No.522992 Report

Quoted By:

Rolling to Attack the Town and Pillage it

Chef (70hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 undead meatloaf 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

Chef (70hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 undead meatloaf 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:05:24 No.522994 Report

Quoted By:

>>522902
No plz
>>522898
Well I have a window, a bird, a pen and some paper
Don't worry about the money, the bird got it

Not Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [1/10] (80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Not Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [1/10] (80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 21:05:30 No.522996 Report

Quoted By: >>523033 >>523034 >>523050

>>522898
He seems to be mistaken, guard

Please ignore the ravings of an overworked chef

>>522959
Roll for Ari's spooky skeleton to be allied with Checkers and I

Chef (70hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 undead meatloaf 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

Chef (70hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 undead meatloaf 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:06:49 No.523033 Report

Quoted By: >>523144

>>522996
So do you want the stuff?
Items: undead meatloaf- anyone who eats this will turn into a zombie
2 mp restoring cheesecakes
1 fried fish- restores 5hp when eaten

Town Guard (70hp 70mp)

Town Guard (70hp 70mp) ID:verlsOey Tue 16 May 2017 21:06:53 No.523034 Report

Quoted By: >>523060 >>523075

>>522996
You seem like.a respectable man I will take your word for it... hmm I can't help but think I recognize you from somewhere.

Ari the (70HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 3/10)

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Ari the (70HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 3/10) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:07:28 No.523050 Report

Quoted By: >>523085

>>522959
*I am now the skelly of smokes

>>522996
*After Resurrection I remember little of my past self, only that I am now a spoopy skelly of smokes

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod ID:fexP2yop Tue 16 May 2017 21:07:40 No.523060 Report

Quoted By: >>523093

>>523034
Roll to Attack the Town Guardsman

Not Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [2/10] (80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Not Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [2/10] (80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 21:08:26 No.523075 Report

Quoted By: >>523129

>>523034
I have a brother named Steve, it might be him you're thinking of
Rolling for Ari's skeleton to pillage the village

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:08:52 No.523085 Report

Quoted By:

>>523050
*Stat Update

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 60/70 *Limp* / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 6/10 XP)

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 4c1c463aa7e691e81f2866307a9b6702.jpg, 119KiB, 411x600

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 60/70 *Limp* / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 6/10 XP) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 21:08:56 No.523089 Report

Quoted By: >>523609

>>522788

>Inventory:
>- *Fine black Dress
>- *Crystal Penant
>- x6 Silk Favorchief
>- Hot Ice Rune Pattern
>- 100 Gold Pieces

>Your searches for a source of potions prove succesful as you manage to pull out a cracked red vial from a frosted cabinet (Add: Minor Healing Potion). The potion itself is luckily not frozen solid, but it's all you seem to be able to wrestle from this unfriendly tower. Taking a peek at the lower floors, you notice that the doorway to the wilds is partially opened, as though someone were attempting to break in. The lock that previously kept you confined is now non-functional if you wish to leave this place, though the question remains: do you really? You have no real survival skills and probably aren't up to the physical standards required to march to the nearest settlement.

I drink the potion and continue to expore the tower more! Clearly I'm some sort of Ice Princess!

Town Guard (70hp 70mp)

Town Guard (70hp 70mp) ID:verlsOey Tue 16 May 2017 21:09:11 No.523093 Report

Quoted By: >>523142 >>523144 >>523182

>>523060
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCRUM! You are a wanted man now come along quietly!

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [66/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<0/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [66/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<0/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 21:09:12 No.523094 Report

Quoted By: >>523154

REPORTING IN!
Are the garden, wall and grounds to the church's liking?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BAPFdyDf Tue 16 May 2017 21:09:56 No.523122 Report

Quoted By:

roll

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:10:10 No.523129 Report

Quoted By: >>523206

>>523075
* I arrive at the village at the cusp of dawn, as a misty mist creeps upon the village*

>Infiltrates village successfully

>Roll to acquire loot

Chef (70hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 undead meatloaf 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

Chef (70hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 undead meatloaf 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:10:20 No.523134 Report

Quoted By: >>523143

Roll to mix 3 liters of ethanol, 2 pounds ground up those peppers and 1 pound of sugar

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod ID:fexP2yop Tue 16 May 2017 21:10:33 No.523142 Report

Quoted By: >>523170

>>523093
Roll To Pierce the Guard Stomach with sword

Chef (70hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 undead meatloaf 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

Chef (70hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 undead meatloaf 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:10:37 No.523143 Report

Quoted By: >>523149

>>523134
Roll to try again

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [3/10] (80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [3/10] (80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 21:10:42 No.523144 Report

Quoted By: >>523152

>>523033
I'll store it for later, prisoner

>>523093
Roll to attack Town Guard

Chef (70hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 undead meatloaf 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

Chef (70hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 undead meatloaf 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:10:54 No.523149 Report

Quoted By: >>523187

>>523143
Roll one last time

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod ID:fexP2yop Tue 16 May 2017 21:11:03 No.523152 Report

Quoted By:

>>523144
Wow Critical Hit

Cadmann the Welsh Bard 70 health, 70 mana, 60 gold

Cadmann the Welsh Bard 70 health, 70 mana, 60 gold ID:o/+Rjfb8 Tue 16 May 2017 21:11:04 No.523154 Report

Quoted By: >>523224

>>523094
Oy lad ye Better grow me sum healing plants yeh or I cut ya.

Alana the acrobat

Alana the acrobat ID:BAPFdyDf Tue 16 May 2017 21:11:23 No.523165 Report

Quoted By:

Hello, female(((male))) here

Town Guard (70hp 70mp)

Town Guard (70hp 70mp) ID:verlsOey Tue 16 May 2017 21:11:40 No.523170 Report

Quoted By: >>523184

>>523142
Roll for counterattack.

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [3/10] (80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [3/10] (80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 21:12:05 No.523182 Report

Quoted By:

>>523093
Roll to kidnap guard

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod ID:fexP2yop Tue 16 May 2017 21:12:06 No.523184 Report

Quoted By:

>>523170
Remove 10 Life
Roll to attack guard

Chef (70hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 drink of pain, 1 undead meatloaf 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

Chef (70hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 drink of pain, 1 undead meatloaf 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:12:14 No.523187 Report

Quoted By:

>>523149
Item acquired- drink of regret
Anyone who drinks this will be immobilized for 3 minutes and will take 5 hp damage

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G)

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO richard-wright-mtg-gruul.jpg, 405KiB, 1920x960

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:12:56 No.523206 Report

Quoted By: >>523235 >>523237

>>523129
Ayy Lmao

Loot acquired:

> 400 pounds of wet wheat
> 290G
> 3 bales of wet hay
> 5 cows
> 3 goats

Town Guard (70hp 70mp)

Town Guard (70hp 70mp) ID:verlsOey Tue 16 May 2017 21:13:08 No.523210 Report

Quoted By: >>523229 >>523232 >>523237

Roll to flee

Alana the acrobat

Alana the acrobat ID:BAPFdyDf Tue 16 May 2017 21:13:09 No.523211 Report

Quoted By:

roll to prostitute myself

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [66/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<0/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [66/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<0/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 21:13:39 No.523224 Report

Quoted By: >>523378

>>523154
Of course sir.
Of course you're aware I killed one gardener, drove another away, drowned a man who tried to drown me in the holy fountain while blind and with my feet melted, and survived two encounters with an enchanter/necromancer all before hitting level 2, right?
I'm certain you wouldn't be foolish enough to threaten me, so you must be talking about CUTTING ME A DEAL, correct? What will you offer for a good batch of healing herbs?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DlByxpMT Tue 16 May 2017 21:13:40 No.523225 Report

Quoted By:

"Nothing personnal, bucko"

Town Guard (70hp 70mp)

Town Guard (70hp 70mp) ID:verlsOey Tue 16 May 2017 21:13:50 No.523229 Report

Quoted By:

>>523210
Stumble and hits head

Lord of the Apes Macacomancer (47HP,10/50MP,100G)

Lord of the Apes Macacomancer (47HP,10/50MP,100G) ID:vnVgh410 Tue 16 May 2017 21:13:53 No.523231 Report

Quoted By: >>523326

>>522912
>Retarded ape hits my head(-3HP)
>Maybe trying to tell something...

Roll for another ape

Roll for Normal ape to pickpocket next 4
>If succesfull picks 25G from victim
>If not (-6HP)
Roll for ape protect aura(-10MP)
>If unsuccesfull aura backfires and deals 7 HP to spellcaster.
>If succesfull apes get 5 armor(HP)

Inventory:
Retarded ape(5HP 1 dmg)
Normal ape(10HP 3 dmg)

Merchants I am buying MP pots

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod ID:fexP2yop Tue 16 May 2017 21:13:56 No.523232 Report

Quoted By:

>>523210
*You Capture the Town Guardsman

Chef (70hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 drink of pain, 1 undead meatloaf 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

Chef (70hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 drink of pain, 1 undead meatloaf 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:14:03 No.523235 Report

Quoted By: >>523250 >>523293 >>523325

>>523206
I roll to steal your arm when your sleeping.

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [3/10] (80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [3/10] (80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 21:14:06 No.523237 Report

Quoted By: >>523330

>>523210
roll to kidnap injured guard

>>523206
nice work ayy

Chef (70hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 drink of pain, 1 undead meatloaf 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

Chef (70hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 drink of pain, 1 undead meatloaf 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:14:26 No.523250 Report

Quoted By: >>523293 >>523297

>>523235
Meh. I got the left hand. Good enough
Roll to bake it

Alana the acrobat

Alana the acrobat ID:BAPFdyDf Tue 16 May 2017 21:15:30 No.523278 Report

Quoted By:

roll to suicide

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 1/10EXP , 100g )

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 1/10EXP , 100g ) ID:RA6SyLhl Tue 16 May 2017 21:15:42 No.523281 Report

Quoted By: >>523341 >>523387

I roll to use my 80gold to buy a small plot of land deep inside The Mostly Uninhabited Evergreen Forest That Is Not Particularly Haunted or Dangerous, 100 fathoms North of the Capitol city of this region. If I am successful I use the last 20gold to buy ten days of rations, a pickaxe and a shovel.

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:16:02 No.523293 Report

Quoted By:

>>523235
>>523250
Roll to bitchslap you with my right hand and take my hand back

Chef (65hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 drink of pain, 1 undead meatloaf 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

Chef (65hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 drink of pain, 1 undead meatloaf 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:16:10 No.523297 Report

Quoted By: >>523309 >>523316

>>523250
try again

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:16:38 No.523309 Report

Quoted By: >>523359

>>523297
>Rerollan

Chef (65hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 drink of pain, 1 undead meatloaf 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

Chef (65hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 drink of pain, 1 undead meatloaf 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:16:56 No.523316 Report

Quoted By: >>523359

>>523297
Item acquired: boiled hand
can be used as a dildo

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [4/10] (80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [4/10] (80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 21:17:23 No.523325 Report

Quoted By: >>523336 >>523389 >>523400

>>523235
That's it, roll to punish chef prisoner

Lord of the Apes Macacomancer (40/50HP,5/50MP,100G)

Lord of the Apes Macacomancer (40/50HP,5/50MP,100G) ID:vnVgh410 Tue 16 May 2017 21:17:23 No.523326 Report

Quoted By: >>523512

>>523231
Shit!
Roll to treat ape wounds
Roll for another ape(-5MP)
Inventory:
Retarded ape(5HP 1 dmg)
Normal ape(4HP 3 dmg)(-6HP wound)

Merchants I am buying MP pots

Town Guard (70hp 70mp)

Town Guard (70hp 70mp) ID:verlsOey Tue 16 May 2017 21:17:39 No.523330 Report

Quoted By: >>523346

>>523237
Roll to pass out.

Chef (65hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 drink of pain, 1 undead meatloaf 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

Chef (65hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 drink of pain, 1 undead meatloaf 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:18:03 No.523336 Report

Quoted By: >>523389 >>523400

>>523325
i roll to force feed you the undead meatloaf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cEwLBMJS Tue 16 May 2017 21:18:12 No.523341 Report

Quoted By:

>>523281
the witty orphan is a fucking cursed unlucky character, good luck bro

Town Guard (70hp 70mp)

Town Guard (70hp 70mp) ID:verlsOey Tue 16 May 2017 21:18:17 No.523346 Report

Quoted By: >>523514

>>523330
Goes into shock from head injuries.

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:18:42 No.523359 Report

Quoted By: >>523386 >>523400

>>523309
>>523316
I slap you with my newly boiled hand and emit some smoke to suffocate you

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [66/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<0/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [66/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<0/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 21:19:25 No.523377 Report

Quoted By:

>roll to find healing herb seeds and plant them in a good patch

Cadmann the Welsh Bard 70 health, 70 mana, 60 gold

Cadmann the Welsh Bard 70 health, 70 mana, 60 gold ID:o/+Rjfb8 Tue 16 May 2017 21:19:28 No.523378 Report

Quoted By: >>523412 >>523426

>>523224
Ye dare ta fook wit me?
[If successful roll kills you]

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:19:42 No.523386 Report

Quoted By: >>523400

>>523359
>The room fills with a large wave of smoke - pushing out all the breathable air

>You begin to struggle to breath

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 1/10EXP , 100g )

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 1/10EXP , 100g ) ID:RA6SyLhl Tue 16 May 2017 21:19:47 No.523387 Report

Quoted By: >>523582

>>523281
I fail to find anyone who will sell me the land. I end up buying food for today, but it's stale.

In response to being sold stale food, I go back to the store and ask for my money back. I tell a whimsical ruse and lead the shopkeep to the answer, whilst maintaining his notion that he solved it without help to placate him.

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [4/10] (80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [4/10] (80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 21:19:48 No.523389 Report

Quoted By: >>523433 >>523487

>>523325
>>523336

Roll to sacrifice chef to summon greater demon

Chef (65hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 drink of pain, 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

Chef (65hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 drink of pain, 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:20:17 No.523400 Report

Quoted By: >>523433

>>523336
great >>523325
you are now also a zombie. Enjoy
>>523359
fuck i cant breath
>coughs
>>523386
roll to force feed you the drink of pain

[1/10] Cadmann the Welsh Bard 70 health, 70 mana, 60 gold

[1/10] Cadmann the Welsh Bard 70 health, 70 mana, 60 gold ID:o/+Rjfb8 Tue 16 May 2017 21:20:42 No.523412 Report

Quoted By: >>523426

>>523378
*spits on the mans dead corpse*

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [58/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<1/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [58/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<1/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 21:21:30 No.523426 Report

Quoted By: >>523492

>>523378
>>523412
>[If successful roll kills you]
[That's not how it works senpai, you just did 8 damage as an attack roll though]
>roll to attack you with spade, you take damage equal to my last digit +2 because I'm level 3

Chef (65hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 drink of pain, 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

Chef (65hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 drink of pain, 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:21:34 No.523429 Report

Quoted By: >>523449 >>523487

roll to run away

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:21:42 No.523433 Report

Quoted By: >>523459

>>523389
>>523400
*Realizing that skeletons can not consume liquid potions, the chef is confuse

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod ID:fexP2yop Tue 16 May 2017 21:22:16 No.523449 Report

Quoted By:

>>523429
Roll to Block His way

Chef (65hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 drink of pain, 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

Chef (65hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 drink of pain, 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:22:41 No.523459 Report

Quoted By:

>>523433
>Realizing that skeletons can not consume liquid potions
IT CAN STILL BURN LIKE SATAN'S ASSHOLE

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [5/10] (80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [5/10] (80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 21:23:02 No.523469 Report

Quoted By: >>523485 >>523546 >>523568 >>523570

>sacrificed chef prisoner in a ritual and successfully summoned Niggron the destroyer

Roll to attempt to use Niggron's power to become human again

(ghost) Chef (65hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 drink of pain, 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

(ghost) Chef (65hp 70mp 135g) items: 1 drink of pain, 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:23:39 No.523485 Report

Quoted By:

>>523469
you will never be human again

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:23:41 No.523487 Report

Quoted By: >>523519

>>523429
>>523389
*Rising from the center of the pentagram, Dilabdo grabs the chef and devours him whole

Enjoy being shit out of satan's asshole

[1/10] Cadmann the Welsh Bard 62 health, 70 mana, 60 gold

[1/10] Cadmann the Welsh Bard 62 health, 70 mana, 60 gold ID:o/+Rjfb8 Tue 16 May 2017 21:23:47 No.523492 Report

Quoted By: >>523503 >>523564

>>523426
(Sorry pal. I mean I was the founder of this branch of the game but I didn't really pay attention to the rules)
Roll: use Mana to heal self, attack with dagger

[1/10] Cadmann the Welsh Bard 62 health, 70 mana, 60 gold

[1/10] Cadmann the Welsh Bard 62 health, 70 mana, 60 gold ID:o/+Rjfb8 Tue 16 May 2017 21:24:18 No.523503 Report

Quoted By: >>523528 >>523564

>>523492
I fail and trip on my giant beard.
Roll to run away.

Lord of the Apes Macacomancer (40/50HP,5/50MP,100G)

Lord of the Apes Macacomancer (40/50HP,5/50MP,100G) ID:vnVgh410 Tue 16 May 2017 21:24:56 No.523512 Report

Quoted By: >>523670

>>523326
Success
Apes treated
Gained: Basic ape (7HP 2dmg)

>Retarded ape shows me a skeleton with a map on it's hand...

Roll for MP regain(5MP)
>Can't use MP while rolling for MP regain

Roll for Normal ape and Basic ape to pickpocket next 5
>If succesfull picks 25G(x2) from victim
>If not (-6HP)
Inventory:
Retarded ape(5HP 1 dmg)
Normal ape(10HP 3 dmg)

Merchants I am buying MP potions!

Town Guard (70hp 70mp)

Town Guard (70hp 70mp) ID:verlsOey Tue 16 May 2017 21:25:02 No.523514 Report

Quoted By: >>523568 >>523570

>>523346
Roll to die.

(ghost) Chef 1 drink of pain, 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

(ghost) Chef 1 drink of pain, 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:25:11 No.523519 Report

Quoted By: >>523546

>>523487
well then take my items
Drink of pain: Causes the drinker to fall unconscious and does 5 hp damage to them
fried fish- restores 5 hp
cheesecakes- restores 15 mp each

[1/10] Cadmann the Welsh Bard 62 health, 70 mana, 60 gold

[1/10] Cadmann the Welsh Bard 62 health, 70 mana, 60 gold ID:o/+Rjfb8 Tue 16 May 2017 21:25:32 No.523528 Report

Quoted By: >>523564

>>523503
I trip again.

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:26:15 No.523546 Report

Quoted By: >>523561

>>523519
A skeleton as me has no use for such items

* hands them over the Negromancer
>>523469

(ghost) Chef 1 drink of pain, 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

(ghost) Chef 1 drink of pain, 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:27:18 No.523561 Report

Quoted By:

>>523546
>Negromancer
Why on earth would anyone want to be that?

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [58/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<1/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [58/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<1/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 21:27:22 No.523564 Report

Quoted By: >>523607

>>523492
>>523503
>>523528
I don't attack.
Instead I roll to finish growing the herbs.

Town Guard (70hp 70mp)

Town Guard (70hp 70mp) ID:verlsOey Tue 16 May 2017 21:27:29 No.523568 Report

Quoted By:

>>523469
>>523514
I Awaken in a cell in the necromancers lair very badly injured and cannot move.

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [6/10] (80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [6/10] (80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 21:27:31 No.523570 Report

Quoted By: >>523591 >>523595 >>523597 >>523625 >>523662

>>523469
>fully restored as a human
Niggron the destroyer, more like Niggron the benevolent

>>523514
No dying in my dungeon boi

Roll to lay waste to villages with Niggron, Ari and Checkers

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 1/10EXP , 99.5g )

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 1/10EXP , 99.5g ) ID:RA6SyLhl Tue 16 May 2017 21:28:07 No.523582 Report

Quoted By: >>523724

>>523387
I successfully bargain for a fresh meal at half the price in return for not telling others of the expired ration. I exchange half a gold piece for an equivocal meal despite the shopkeep's irritated and disgruntled disposition. I don't think I'll be welcome in that shop for a fortnight.

I head to a lesser traveled portion of the city to find a better deal on excavation tools.

Town Guard (70hp 70mp)

Town Guard (70hp 70mp) ID:verlsOey Tue 16 May 2017 21:28:29 No.523591 Report

Quoted By:

>>523570
As above then.

(ghost) Chef 1 drink of pain, 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

(ghost) Chef 1 drink of pain, 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:28:39 No.523595 Report

Quoted By: >>523662 >>523777

>>523570
wait, since i'm a ghost does that mean you control me?
fuck

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:28:41 No.523597 Report

Quoted By: >>523614

>>523570

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [58/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<1/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [58/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<1/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 21:29:05 No.523607 Report

Quoted By: >>523632 >>523741

>>523564
I successfully grow one batch of healing herbs. They will heal 7HP worth of damage on a one-turn delay.
I chew them carefully.
>roll to look for more seeds and plant them in a good spot again
"Wouldn't you rather just pay me?"

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 7/10 XP)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 7/10 XP) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 21:29:24 No.523609 Report

Quoted By: >>524626

>>523089

>Inventory:
>- *Fine black Dress
>- *Crystal Pendant
>- x6 Silk Favorchief
>- x1 Empty Glass Vial *Cracked*
>- Hot Ice Rune Pattern
>- 100 Gold Pieces

>You are completely healed, and the vial is deposited into your inventory. Passing through the lower halls of the tower, your pendant reacts to the lighting; though it isn't magical per-se, rays reflecting off it conspicously direct your attention to a very slight set of cracks in a wall that suggest the outline of a doorway. Pressing against it with all your might, you hear a *click* and enter a room containing various magical materials and tomes, appearing to be some wizard's library, complete with the faint scent of dust that seems to always accompany these types of area. Gnarled shelves hold several books on their warped bodies, though missing spaces between them devoid of dust suggest that the collection was both much larger and rather recently abandoned.

>A Blue Old Tome (Cannot decipher the runes)
>A White Old Tome (Cannot decipher the runes)
>A Gray Old Tome (Cannot decipher the runes)
>A Brown Journal
>A Thin Blue Tome (Cannot decipher the runes)
>3 Green Thin Tomes (Cannot decipher the runes)
>A Brown Book titled "Memeic Warfare and the Future Impact of the Information Age"
>A Red Book titled "An Abridged History of the /bant/ic Regions"
>A Teal Book titled "100 Recipes for Cooking Frog"
>An Orange Book titled "Check Em'"

>Due to your lack of any dedicated carrying compartment like a backpack and general physique preventing you from making off with the entire library, you may pick one tome from this collection and add it into your inventory at any time, though there is nothing preventing you from swaping which book that is at any given moment at will as a free action. Likewise, you can attempt to study any book here without having to add them to inventory: for all intents and purposes, this is /your/ ice tower, after all.

I think I'm going to take a peek at [A Brown Journal] out in front!

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:29:35 No.523614 Report

Quoted By: >>523698

>>523597
whoops forgot text

>Roll to charge up my smokey powers

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod ID:fexP2yop Tue 16 May 2017 21:30:14 No.523625 Report

Quoted By: >>523777

Thanks guys that was fun
I have to leave now so now >>523570 controls my actions
I will be controled by him as i will not play anymore
thanks guys

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [65/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<4/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [65/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<4/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 21:30:40 No.523632 Report

Quoted By: >>523687

>>523607
Roll to tend the healing plants.

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [6/10] (70/80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [6/10] (70/80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 21:31:06 No.523662 Report

Quoted By: >>523688

>>523570
A colossal failure, I trip on the way to the nearest village before even beginning my reign of terror
>confusion from head injury
-10HP

roll to cure confusion

>>523595
I would have to use magic

Lord of the Apes Macacomancer (40/50HP,5/50MP,100G)

Lord of the Apes Macacomancer (40/50HP,5/50MP,100G) ID:vnVgh410 Tue 16 May 2017 21:31:31 No.523670 Report

Quoted By: >>524012

>>523512
Shit!
Roll to treat apes with dangerous blood magic
>(-15HP) on fail
>Apes treated on success
Roll for MP regain
>Can't use normal magic while rolling for MP

>Follows map and finds and ancient monkey temple...

Inventory:
Retarded ape(5HP 1 dmg)
Normal ape(4HP 3 dmg)(-6HP wound)
Basic ape(1HP 2 dmg)(-6HP wound)

Merchants I am buying MP pots

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [65/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<4/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [65/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<4/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 21:32:05 No.523687 Report

Quoted By: >>523708

>>523632
The delicate healing plants wither and die despite my efforts.
Rolling to gather and properly plant healing plants.

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [6/10] (70/80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [6/10] (70/80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 21:32:06 No.523688 Report

Quoted By:

>>523662
reroll to recover from confusion

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:32:35 No.523698 Report

Quoted By: >>523747

>>523614
>Roll to acquire more smoke

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [7/10] (70/80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [7/10] (70/80HP,65/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 21:33:19 No.523707 Report

Quoted By: >>523777

>recovered from confusion

Roll to learn spell to control spirits

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [65/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<5/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [65/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<5/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 21:33:19 No.523708 Report

Quoted By: >>523773 >>523777

>>523687
Rolling to properly tend to and harvest healing plants.

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 1/10EXP , 96.5g )

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 1/10EXP , 96.5g ) ID:RA6SyLhl Tue 16 May 2017 21:34:04 No.523724 Report

Quoted By: >>523888

>>523582
I have no luck and end up getting in a scuffle with some hoodlums in what I find out is a seedy part of the city. I lose 1hp from being roughed up and 3 gold pieces as a plea to the ruffians to leave me alone. I do not find a shop.

I head back to the first officiator of land ownership and sales who I initially asked for land. I tell him a story of giants and magiks, a tale of a hero long lost who helped build the world we know today. I know details and stanzas that he has never heard before, as I naturally have acquired many threads over my street-stricken life. My end-goal is to get an inside deal on tools and someone who can guide me into the woods.

[1/10] Cadmann the Welsh Bard 62 health, 70 mana, 60 gold

[1/10] Cadmann the Welsh Bard 62 health, 70 mana, 60 gold ID:o/+Rjfb8 Tue 16 May 2017 21:34:51 No.523741 Report

Quoted By: >>523755 >>523773

>>523607
Roll to kill myself due to shame.

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:35:08 No.523747 Report

Quoted By:

>>523698
My smokey powers grow!

> Roll to acquire even more smoke

[1/10] Cadmann the Welsh Bard 62 health, 70 mana, 60 gold

[1/10] Cadmann the Welsh Bard 62 health, 70 mana, 60 gold ID:o/+Rjfb8 Tue 16 May 2017 21:35:30 No.523755 Report

Quoted By: >>523773 >>523780 >>523790

>>523741
Reroll

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [65/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<6/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [65/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<6/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 21:36:21 No.523773 Report

Quoted By: >>523790

>>523708
I grow two healing plants which heal 7hp each.
I chew one up again, but leave the second in the palm of my hand, looking at Cadmann inquisitively.

Roll to find healing seeds.

>>523741
Samwise watches the bard overreact.
"Oh come on then lad, hop off it. 20 gold apiece, and I've one ready here."

>>523755
"Well, never mind then..."

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [8/10] (70/80HP,55/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [8/10] (70/80HP,55/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 21:36:33 No.523777 Report

Quoted By: >>523827 >>523841 >>523861

>>523707
>learned "oOooOoOoOo"
>control departed spirits, -10MP

>>523625
peace out lad, will continue the reign of terror

>>523595
Casts "oOooOoOoOo" for 10MP

>>523708
Rolling to attack Samwise with Checkers, Ari the skeltal, ghost chef and Niggron

[0/10] Ian the Irish Count 70 health, 70 mana, 100 gold

[0/10] Ian the Irish Count 70 health, 70 mana, 100 gold ID:o/+Rjfb8 Tue 16 May 2017 21:36:37 No.523780 Report

Quoted By:

>>523755
I'll take that as my new roll.

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [65/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<6/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [65/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<6/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 21:36:57 No.523790 Report

Quoted By: >>523861

>>523773
Samwise barely manages to find and plant some seeds.

>>523755
Roll to loot the bard's corpse.

(ghost) Chef 1 drink of pain, 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

(ghost) Chef 1 drink of pain, 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:38:43 No.523827 Report

Quoted By: >>523861

>>523777
roll to attack samwise

[0/10] Ian the Irish Count 70 health, 70 mana, 100 gold

[0/10] Ian the Irish Count 70 health, 70 mana, 100 gold ID:o/+Rjfb8 Tue 16 May 2017 21:39:14 No.523839 Report

Quoted By: >>523929

Rolling to collect 200 gold taxes from my tenants.
I go to the Gardner.
"Helloh good lad, helloh. Oi am interesteed in boyen sum plants for healen' and decoration."

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:39:14 No.523841 Report

Quoted By: >>523866 >>523909 >>524008

>>523777
Those trips tho, does that mean your the new king?

*Your necromagic seeps through my smoke, empowering its effect. The mist that surrounds me now poisons all who enter it

>Roll to raze garden

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [70/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<6/8 XP>> {3 kills I guess}

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [70/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<6/8 XP>> {3 kills I guess} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 21:39:42 No.523861 Report

Quoted By: >>523908 >>523909 >>523980

>>523777
Tell me about the damage I just received?

>>523790
Samwise cuts himself for 2 damage trying to loot the bard.

>>523827
Again, tell me the damage I recieve, i don't know your level or anything.
Why are you all attacking me again? I literally dindu nuffin.

[0/10] Ian the Irish Count 70 health, 70 mana, 100 gold

[0/10] Ian the Irish Count 70 health, 70 mana, 100 gold ID:o/+Rjfb8 Tue 16 May 2017 21:39:53 No.523866 Report

Quoted By: >>524008

>>523841
He is the prince now I guess.

!ChoavScmew

!ChoavScmew ID:7+T9i6Ad Tue 16 May 2017 21:40:29 No.523879 Report

Quoted By:

wow

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 1/10EXP , 88.5g )

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 1/10EXP , 88.5g ) ID:RA6SyLhl Tue 16 May 2017 21:40:46 No.523888 Report

Quoted By: >>523986

>>523724
Ends up officiator had heard my stanzas of the story before, in his family was wealthy in his hometown and had him educated in history and lore more than the commoners. He is not impressed; he offers me a shovel, pickaxe, and bucket at the standard price of 5g total. I accept his offer. I hitch a ride on a wagon caravan heading North for 3 gold.

Gosh I sure hope the caravan has no problems it's first afternoon and evening of the journey.

(ghost) Chef (level 2) 1 drink of pain, 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

(ghost) Chef (level 2) 1 drink of pain, 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:41:42 No.523908 Report

Quoted By: >>523955

>>523861
i have to attack you- level 2 so you take 8 damage

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:41:44 No.523909 Report

Quoted By: >>523982

>>523841
>>523861
Fail to raze garden!

Instead my mist has an unexpected effect on the plants in the garden - now they attack anyone who comes near it!

[1/10] Ian the Irish Count 70 health, 70 mana, 300 gold

[1/10] Ian the Irish Count 70 health, 70 mana, 300 gold ID:o/+Rjfb8 Tue 16 May 2017 21:42:38 No.523929 Report

Quoted By:

>>523839

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [70/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<6/8 XP>> {3 kills I guess}

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [70/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<6/8 XP>> {3 kills I guess} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 21:43:57 No.523955 Report

Quoted By: >>523980 >>524008

>>523908
Okay but how many of the four are separate players and how much damage does the main necromancer do with the trips, how many necro things are also doing trips damage?
Should I just say I'm ded to save time?

If not, roll to hit necromancer with shovel.

(ghost) Chef (level 2) 1 drink of pain, 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

(ghost) Chef (level 2) 1 drink of pain, 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:44:59 No.523980 Report

Quoted By: >>524057

>>523861
as a ghost, do i have health or do i just die when you want me to?
>>523955
Your not dead i dont think
not sure how much damage it does

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[0/10](80HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:45:10 No.523982 Report

Quoted By: >>524009

>>523909
> Roll to try to tame plants

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Yg15Rpjl Tue 16 May 2017 21:45:12 No.523983 Report

Quoted By:

wish me luck

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 1/10EXP , 88.5g )

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 1/10EXP , 88.5g ) ID:RA6SyLhl Tue 16 May 2017 21:45:14 No.523986 Report

Quoted By: >>524101

>>523888
All is good and our travels fair. While traveling I learn how long a fathom is in a manuscript I'm reading and feel rather foolish at how silly I must have seemed wanting to buy land so close to city walls. The caravan circles for the night and we rest.

Nightwatch keeps guard for bandits, beasts and spirits. Hope we wake up safe tomorrow.

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [9/10] (70/80HP,55/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [9/10] (70/80HP,55/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 21:46:26 No.524008 Report

Quoted By: >>524032

>>523866
>>523841
I think I'm just third in line to throne until 4th thread reroll

>>523955
To be honest, I don't actually know how the damage works. I've just been mainly supporting allies/not actually attacking

Kidnapping people was easier

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[2/10](70HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[2/10](70HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:46:30 No.524009 Report

Quoted By: >>524060

>>523982
>I attempt to mistify the killer plants, but they lash out and snap at my bones
-10 HP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/xfNqemG Tue 16 May 2017 21:46:37 No.524010 Report

Quoted By:

>>522024
roll

Prophet of the Monkey God Macacomancer (5/5HP,??/??MP,0G) !zIlD2E/oTs

Prophet of the Monkey God Macacomancer (5/5HP,??/??MP,0G) !zIlD2E/oTs ID:vnVgh410 Tue 16 May 2017 21:46:42 No.524012 Report

Quoted By:

>>523670
>Takes his apes and get inside holy monkey temple.
>Unstable blood magic hits for another time.
>Blacks out.
>Sees monkey god on dream.
>Monkey god says he is the new prophet of it.
>Wokes up monkeys looking at me.
>Actually understands what monkeys says.
>Tell them about dream.
>They say I will unite the monkeys and destroy other races.
>Gives one of the monkeys 100G and says it to get equipment.
>Starts to plan his next moves.

>Blood magic hits again and makes body stable.
>Max HP reduced to 5.
>Max MP inc-redu to ??.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9Z/5Sek1 Tue 16 May 2017 21:46:42 No.524013 Report

Quoted By: >>524284

>>522024
sounds autistic
ROLL

(ghost) Chef (level 2) 1 drink of pain, 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

(ghost) Chef (level 2) 1 drink of pain, 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:47:38 No.524032 Report

Quoted By: >>524207

>>524008
can i use the drink of pain on someone?

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [70/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<6/8 XP>> {3 kills I guess}

Samwise the Gardener =Lvl 3= [70/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<6/8 XP>> {3 kills I guess} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 21:48:47 No.524057 Report

Quoted By:

>>523980
I dunno at all senpai, I think at least one roll with the trips which count as dubs at least hit me because it was in the post, so that's 77+9 damage I think, so yeah, ded

RIP Samwise, killed an enemy gardener, killed a soldier who tried to drown him by drowning him back (sort of) while he kept rolling 0s, killed a bard by shaming him, found the good word of Martin and completed the grounds and grand garden of the holy temple of Martin. Miraculously healed by Martin's Basin. Fearless in life, fearless in death, knew not the meaning of retreat from a foe he had once chosen to face. Never even saw what killed him.

Rolling for new character.

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[2/10](70HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[2/10](70HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:48:53 No.524060 Report

Quoted By: >>524095

>>524009
>Roll to attempt to calm plants with my mist

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[2/10](70HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[2/10](70HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:50:31 No.524095 Report

Quoted By: >>524119

>>524060
My mist drives the plants into a rage, as they quickly grow and attempt to devourer me

>Roll to escape garden

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 4/10EXP , 88.5g )

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 4/10EXP , 88.5g ) ID:RA6SyLhl Tue 16 May 2017 21:50:46 No.524101 Report

Quoted By: >>524226

>>523986
We awake soundly, the guard report no activity. We continue til afternoon when we stop for two merchants to make delivery. I make good conversation with other passengers and learn a bit smithing from an apprentice traveling to a town named Churgenhoo. He will get off tomorrow when we camp in town overnight.

We finish our day's travel and set up camp. The watchmen again stand vigilant as I close my eyes and slumber.

Jimmy the Town Guard =Lvl 1= [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<0/8 XP>>

Jimmy the Town Guard =Lvl 1= [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<0/8 XP>> ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 21:51:03 No.524105 Report

Quoted By: >>524166

Roll to find a nice safe tower to train at the top of.

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[3/10](50HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[3/10](50HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:51:58 No.524119 Report

Quoted By:

>>524095
I barely manage to escape the carnivorous plants, but not without all of my bones in place

>Loses right arm and left leg bones

(ghost) Chef (level 2) 1 drink of pain, 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish

(ghost) Chef (level 2) 1 drink of pain, 2 cheesecakes, 1 fried fish ID:/HQuAKsU Tue 16 May 2017 21:53:35 No.524163 Report

Quoted By: >>524206

roll to pour the drink of pain down jimmy's throat

[1/10] Ian the Irish Count 70 health, 70 mana, 300 gold

[1/10] Ian the Irish Count 70 health, 70 mana, 300 gold ID:o/+Rjfb8 Tue 16 May 2017 21:53:46 No.524165 Report

Quoted By: >>524213

I buy 10 healing plants from a gardener for 30 gold and walk away. At a blacksmith I get a dagger and a sword for 100 gold

Jimmy the Town Guard <Lvl 1 - +0> [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <1/8 XP> {0/7 sword+0}

Jimmy the Town Guard <Lvl 1 - +0> [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <1/8 XP> {0/7 sword+0} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 21:53:46 No.524166 Report

Quoted By: >>524206

>>524105
Roll to train swordsmanship.

Jimmy the Town Guard <Lvl 1 - +0> [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <2/8 XP> {1/7 sword+0}

Jimmy the Town Guard <Lvl 1 - +0> [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <2/8 XP> {1/7 sword+0} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 21:55:11 No.524206 Report

Quoted By: >>524236

>>524163
Spilled your drink of pain, nerd.

>>524166
Roll to train swordsmanship.

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [9/10] (70/80HP,55/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Nos the Necromancer Lv2 [9/10] (70/80HP,55/80MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 21:55:12 No.524207 Report

Quoted By: >>524406

>>524032
Of course, any undead minion becomes an ally. Do whatever you like so long as it's evil

Rolling to fortify my base

(Inventory: 1 dagger, 1 sword) [2/10] Ian the Irish Count 70 health, 70 mana, 170 gold

(Inventory: 1 dagger, 1 sword) [2/10] Ian the Irish Count 70 health, 70 mana, 170 gold ID:o/+Rjfb8 Tue 16 May 2017 21:55:18 No.524213 Report

Quoted By: >>524232

>>524165
Roll: train swordsmanship

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 4/10EXP , 88.5g )

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 4/10EXP , 88.5g ) ID:RA6SyLhl Tue 16 May 2017 21:55:51 No.524226 Report

Quoted By: >>524363

>>524101
Goodness gracious wild boars rampage through the camp at highest moon. I suffer -2hp and many in the camp are injured. No one is dead and no materials or equipment broken. We finish our sleepy poorly, waking groggily.

I finish reading the manuscript I obtained from an old man whose house I helped fix in exchange for a few meals and a place to sleep. I gain the knowledge of modern woodworking.

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[3/10](50HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[3/10](50HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:56:11 No.524231 Report

Quoted By: >>524270

>Roll to acquire new bones

(Inventory: 1 dagger, 1 sword) [2/10] Ian the Irish Count 70 health, 70 mana, 170 gold

(Inventory: 1 dagger, 1 sword) [2/10] Ian the Irish Count 70 health, 70 mana, 170 gold ID:o/+Rjfb8 Tue 16 May 2017 21:56:12 No.524232 Report

Quoted By: >>524356

>>524213
Roll to hunt for food in the woods

Jimmy the Town Guard <Lvl 1 - +0> [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <3/8 XP> {2/7 sword+0}

Jimmy the Town Guard <Lvl 1 - +0> [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <3/8 XP> {2/7 sword+0} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 21:56:24 No.524236 Report

Quoted By: >>524261

>>524206
Roll to train swordsmanship.

Jimmy the Town Guard <Lvl 1 - +0> [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <4/8 XP> {3/7 sword+0}

Jimmy the Town Guard <Lvl 1 - +0> [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <4/8 XP> {3/7 sword+0} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 21:57:20 No.524261 Report

Quoted By:

>>524236
Roll to train swordsmanship.

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[3/10](50HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[3/10](50HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:57:40 No.524270 Report

Quoted By: >>524305

>>524231
>Roll to acquire new bones

Lewdly, the Healer Lv1 (70/70HP, 70/70MP, 100GP)

Lewdly, the Healer Lv1 (70/70HP, 70/70MP, 100GP) ID:9Z/5Sek1 Tue 16 May 2017 21:58:13 No.524284 Report

Quoted By: >>524305 >>524382 >>524406

>>524013
Guess I'm a healer(male). Who wants some fuckin heals?

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[3/10](1HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[3/10](1HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 21:59:05 No.524305 Report

Quoted By: >>524345

>>524270
The mist surrounding me has managed to eat away at my bones, leaving them brittle and weak!
>>524284
Ay healer boy, use your healing magic on my bones

Lewdly, the Healer Lv1 (70/70HP, 70/70MP, 100GP)

Lewdly, the Healer Lv1 (70/70HP, 70/70MP, 100GP) ID:9Z/5Sek1 Tue 16 May 2017 22:00:51 No.524345 Report

Quoted By: >>524421

>>524305
Oh, O-okay. You're a good skelly, r-right?
>roll to mend Dem Bones

(Inventory: 1 dagger, 1 sword) [2/10] Ian the Irish Count 70 health, 70 mana, 170 gold

(Inventory: 1 dagger, 1 sword) [2/10] Ian the Irish Count 70 health, 70 mana, 170 gold ID:o/+Rjfb8 Tue 16 May 2017 22:01:15 No.524356 Report

Quoted By: >>524376

>>524232
Roll to go into church and pray

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 5/10EXP , 88.5g )

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 5/10EXP , 88.5g ) ID:RA6SyLhl Tue 16 May 2017 22:01:33 No.524363 Report

Quoted By: >>524462

Skills: woodworking
>>524226
I talk over my recent learnings in woodworking with the smith's apprentice as our caravan rocks and sways gently with the undulations of the earthen road. His master teaches him many methods of creation and refinement, enabling him to enlighten further on aspects of wet woodworking and what to do with structures submerged to maintain their function and longevity.

We've almost reach town for the night, but something seems amiss. I see a large auburn glow on the horizon not too far in the distance. Raiders? The town burning down? I hope everyone is alright...

(Inventory: 1 dagger, 1 sword) [3/10] Ian the Irish Count 70 health, 70 mana, 170 gold

(Inventory: 1 dagger, 1 sword) [3/10] Ian the Irish Count 70 health, 70 mana, 170 gold ID:o/+Rjfb8 Tue 16 May 2017 22:02:16 No.524376 Report

Quoted By:

>>524356
Roll to hunt deer for fun

Jimmy the Town Guard <Lvl 1 - +0> [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <4/8 XP> {3/7 sword+0}

Jimmy the Town Guard <Lvl 1 - +0> [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <4/8 XP> {3/7 sword+0} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 22:02:22 No.524382 Report

Quoted By: >>524453

>>524284
Want to join me? Right now I'm just level 1 scum but if we work together maybe we can protect each other and even make some money and recruit more people.

>roll to train swordsmanship

Nos the Necromancer Lv3 [0/10] (70/90HP,55/90MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Nos the Necromancer Lv3 [0/10] (70/90HP,55/90MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 22:03:12 No.524406 Report

Quoted By: >>524453 >>524466

Level up!
>>524207
I raise some zombies to place traps in the woods leading to my lair, and summon some minor demons to act as guards

>>524284
Would love a cheeky heal lad

Roll learn meditation to recover mana

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[4/10](50HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[4/10](50HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 22:03:36 No.524421 Report

Quoted By: >>524438 >>524466

>>524345
Thx m80

My bones are reinfused with healthy calcium, reestablishing my skelly structure.

I'm an evil skelly tho
>Roll to kidnap Lewdly using sleepy mist

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[4/10](50HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[4/10](50HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 22:04:33 No.524438 Report

Quoted By: >>524506 >>524512

>>524421
I barely manage to let out a toot of sleepy gas

>Retry kidnap!

Nos the Necromancer Lv3 [0/10] (70/90HP,55/90MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Nos the Necromancer Lv3 [0/10] (70/90HP,55/90MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 22:05:23 No.524453 Report

Quoted By: >>524472 >>524487

>>524406
>learned meditation, recovers 5 mana but uses a turn

>>524382
Roll to attack with Niggron the destroyer (who's been chilling in the dungeon for a while)

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 5/10EXP , 88.5g )

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 5/10EXP , 88.5g ) ID:RA6SyLhl Tue 16 May 2017 22:05:47 No.524462 Report

Quoted By: >>524565

Skill: woodworking

>>524363
Alas, as we round the hill our eyes take in a terrible scene before us. A local barn is ablaze as a family of 7 weep upon their knees, their blood, sweat and tears taken from them. Five men stand before the despairing family as their most apparent member laughs and points.

The caravan leader says for everyone to keep their heads down and stay quiet, we'll just continue our way into town unobtrusively. I firmly speak with him that we must help this family in need, it is our duty as good folk.

Lewdly, the Healer Lv1 (70/70HP, 70/70MP, 100GP)

Lewdly, the Healer Lv1 (70/70HP, 70/70MP, 100GP) ID:9Z/5Sek1 Tue 16 May 2017 22:05:59 No.524466 Report

Quoted By: >>524502 >>524506

>>524421
Lewdly isn't sleepy, motherfucker. I slap Ari, then I

>Roll to heal >>524406

Nos the Necromancer Lv3 [1/10] (70/90HP,55/90MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Nos the Necromancer Lv3 [1/10] (70/90HP,55/90MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 22:06:17 No.524472 Report

Quoted By: >>524509

>>524453
reroll attack

Jimmy the Town Guard <Lvl 1 - +0> [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <4/8 XP> {3/7 sword+0}

Jimmy the Town Guard <Lvl 1 - +0> [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <4/8 XP> {3/7 sword+0} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 22:06:53 No.524487 Report

Quoted By: >>524524

>>524453
You're in a dungeon and I'm on top of a tower I specifically checked to make sure it was safe.
I'm going to ignore this one senpai, you'll have to come up here and 1v1 me fgt

>roll to train

Nos the Necromancer Lv3 [1/10] (80/90HP,55/90MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Nos the Necromancer Lv3 [1/10] (80/90HP,55/90MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 22:07:38 No.524502 Report

Quoted By:

>>524466
Thanks friend! If you ever need some undead raised or future seeing, holla

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[4/10](50HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[4/10](50HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 22:07:46 No.524506 Report

Quoted By: >>524551

>>524438
>>524466
You barely manage to resist my gas attack

Hey I just want you to come to the evil lair!

>Roll for persuasion

Jimmy the Town Guard <Lvl 1 - +0> [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <5/8 XP> {4/7 sword+0}

Jimmy the Town Guard <Lvl 1 - +0> [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <5/8 XP> {4/7 sword+0} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 22:07:54 No.524509 Report

Quoted By:

>>524472
Again you've gotta come up here first.

>roll to train

Lewdly, the Healer Lv1 2/10 (70/70HP, 60/70MP, 100GP)

Lewdly, the Healer Lv1 2/10 (70/70HP, 60/70MP, 100GP) ID:9Z/5Sek1 Tue 16 May 2017 22:08:09 No.524512 Report

Quoted By: >>524551 >>524585 >>524588

>>524438
Shit, guess I'm kidnapped. Just before I conk out, I call out for the cute town guard to help.

Nos the Necromancer Lv3 [1/10] (80/90HP,55/90MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Nos the Necromancer Lv3 [1/10] (80/90HP,55/90MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 22:08:44 No.524524 Report

Quoted By: >>524585 >>524588

>>524487
Roll to travel with Niggron to the tower and have him climb it

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[4/10](50HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[4/10](50HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 22:09:22 No.524551 Report

Quoted By: >>524585 >>524678

>>524512
>>524506
Too bad Jimmy's at the top of the tower

You can come with me peacefully if you want?

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 5/10EXP , 88.5g )

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 5/10EXP , 88.5g ) ID:RA6SyLhl Tue 16 May 2017 22:10:02 No.524565 Report

Quoted By: >>524734

Skills: woodworking

>>524462
"Throw him off! We don't need any trouble...we're almost there anyway, you can hike the rest with that attitude" bellows the head caravan driver, as I feel two sets of burly hands grab me and toss me over the side of the road. My tools and pack follow shortly. I pick myself up and look once more at the tragic scene not all that far from the roadside.

I think one of the ruffians sees me so I bolt into the forest, heading in what I think is the way to town.

Nos the Necromancer Lv3 [1/10] (80/90HP,55/90MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Nos the Necromancer Lv3 [1/10] (80/90HP,55/90MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 22:10:51 No.524585 Report

Quoted By: >>524678

>>524512
>>524551

Lewdly if you agree to help us take out Jimmy, no harm will come to you

>>524524

Roll for tower quest

Jimmy the Town Guard <Lvl 1 - +0> [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <6/8 XP> {6/7 sword+0}

Jimmy the Town Guard <Lvl 1 - +0> [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <6/8 XP> {6/7 sword+0} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 22:10:58 No.524588 Report

Quoted By: >>524617 >>524780

>>524512
Oh sure now you want my help now that you've healed the necromancer and skeleton currently trying to attack me.
Riiiiiight that's gonna happen.

>>524524
Fair enough. Roll to charge the edge of the tower and grab both you and Niggron and plummet all the way down, dealing 200 damage to all of us when we land.
8, 9 or dubs succeeds. 7 or lower, I fuck up the timing or placement and die alone and in vain.

Jimmy the Town Guard <Lvl 1 - +0> [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <6/8 XP> {6/7 sword+0}

Jimmy the Town Guard <Lvl 1 - +0> [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <6/8 XP> {6/7 sword+0} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 22:11:54 No.524617 Report

Quoted By: >>524780

>>524588
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO BLOODTHIRSTY AND TAKEN MY BAIT YOU KEK

Roll for new character.

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 7/10 XP)

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Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 7/10 XP) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 22:12:20 No.524626 Report

Quoted By: >>524713

>>523609

>Inventory:
- *Fine black Dress
- *Crystal Pendant
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- x1 Empty Glass Vial *Cracked*
- Hot Ice Rune Pattern
- 100 Gold Pieces
-Icedorf's Journal

>Spells & Knowledge:
-General Ice Information
-General Ice Rune Information
-Hot Ice Rune (6 MP)

>The journal, written by an ice wizard who appears to be this tower's previous owner, gives you a plethora of useful information, including a map detailing the layout of the tower, and what's more, the journal reveals the methood and functions of the runes you currently encountered, allowing you to emulate them at will on any frozen surface (though since you aren't trained for magic you need to carry around the book and an exact pattern of the rune in order to do the deed.) You're thankful that you can read! As you discover more ice runes, you will be able to record and emulate them, and luckily this library has copious amount of writing materials to make recording runes in the tower at least a single action. (Added: Icedorf's Journal!)

Yay! I attempt to carve a Hot Ice Rune on one of the surrounding walls! (-6 MP)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kLwRPYxL Tue 16 May 2017 22:13:10 No.524649 Report

Quoted By:

Roll

Lewdly, the Healer Lv1 2/10 (70/70HP, 60/70MP, 100GP)

Lewdly, the Healer Lv1 2/10 (70/70HP, 60/70MP, 100GP) ID:9Z/5Sek1 Tue 16 May 2017 22:14:33 No.524678 Report

Quoted By: >>524716

>>524585
>>524551
Shit, guess I'm in over my head. I reluctantly decide to help these ne'er do wells.
>>524585
oh shit, guess one of my new friends/captors just got pushed off a tower

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 70/70 / MP 64/70 / GP 100, 8/10 XP)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 70/70 / MP 64/70 / GP 100, 8/10 XP) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 22:16:11 No.524713 Report

Quoted By: >>524744

>>524626

>You succesfully manage to carve and activate a heating rune into the side of the wall. After a few minutes, it melts itself and deactivates, leaving a fist-sized hole behind. The four runes that surrounded the examples back in the heating area must be what keeps these walls from melting. You figure having ice that doesn't melt is a practical requirment to get any mileage out of these abilities.

Eye've got to record those cold runes!

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[6/10](50HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[6/10](50HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 22:16:17 No.524716 Report

Quoted By: >>524771 >>524832

>>524678
Aight lemme show you the evil hideout, you can do your healer-stuff in there

----------
>Roll to expand my gas arsenal

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 6/10EXP , 88.5g )

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 6/10EXP , 88.5g ) ID:RA6SyLhl Tue 16 May 2017 22:17:08 No.524734 Report

Quoted By: >>524821

Skills: woodworking

>>524565
I manage to stumble into town by nightfall. I wistfully look towards the caravan and look away. I find the town warden and tell him of my seeings outside the heart of the town.

How does he handle this news?

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 70/70 / MP 64/70 / GP 100, 8/10 XP)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 70/70 / MP 64/70 / GP 100, 8/10 XP) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 22:17:34 No.524744 Report

Quoted By: >>524765

>>524713

>Your attempt to accurately record the cold ice runes by freehand drawing fails.

Try again! Reccord that rune!

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 1, +0> [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <0/8 XP> {0/7 aquamancy,+0}

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 1, +0> [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <0/8 XP> {0/7 aquamancy,+0} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 22:17:39 No.524746 Report

Quoted By:

Roll to find a large, safe lake to swim out into.

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 70/70 / MP 64/70 / GP 100, 8/10 XP)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 70/70 / MP 64/70 / GP 100, 8/10 XP) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 22:18:22 No.524765 Report

Quoted By: >>524879

>>524744

>Your attempt to accurately record the cold ice runes by freehand drawing fails again.

Third time's the charm?

Lewdly the Evil Healer Lv1 2/10 (70/70HP, 60/70MP, 100GP)

Lewdly the Evil Healer Lv1 2/10 (70/70HP, 60/70MP, 100GP) ID:9Z/5Sek1 Tue 16 May 2017 22:18:38 No.524771 Report

Quoted By: >>524832

>>524716
A-alright, you big strong brute you, l-lead the way.
>Roll to work up the nerve to hold hands on the way there

jeff

jeff ID:jHEi4u4s Tue 16 May 2017 22:18:49 No.524777 Report

Quoted By:

>>522024
my name jeff

Nos the Necromancer Lv3 [1/10] (0/90HP,55/90MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Nos the Necromancer Lv3 [1/10] (0/90HP,55/90MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 22:19:04 No.524780 Report

Quoted By: >>524823 >>524832 >>524923

>>524588
>>524617

RIP NOS

Defeated by Jimmy and his tower, Nos the Necromancer has finally perished. Niggron is dispelled from this plane and Nos withers away, never to pillage for sharpies again

Drops loot:
>1 lucky rabbits foot (unused)
>3 hollow iron bars
>1 pack of royal sharpies
>75G

farewell lads, thanks for taking my mind off things. wasnt expecting to find this fun but it was a giggle.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VJrX1KAL Tue 16 May 2017 22:19:25 No.524795 Report

Quoted By: >>524933

I meed a role

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 6/10EXP , 88.5g )

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 6/10EXP , 88.5g ) ID:RA6SyLhl Tue 16 May 2017 22:20:28 No.524821 Report

Quoted By: >>524919

Skills: woodworking

>>524734
He hangs his head in sadness and says there is nothing we can do to help. There are more bandits where they came from and that the town would not win the onslaught. I am saddened but turn to immediate matters, and ask "is there anywhere I can bed down for the night cheaply?
He point my way.

I hope the bandits didn't follow me all the way into town...

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 1, +0> [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <1/8 XP> {0/7 aquamancy,+0}

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 1, +0> [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <1/8 XP> {0/7 aquamancy,+0} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 22:20:30 No.524823 Report

Quoted By:

>>524780
It's really fun, I started last night and there are still threads going today, looks like it's going to become a long-term thing.

>practice aquamancy

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[7/10](50HP, 140MP, 75G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[7/10](50HP, 140MP, 75G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 22:20:40 No.524832 Report

Quoted By: >>524867

>>524716
*You have acquired the power of chlorine gas! (corrosive damage to equipment)*

I guess I should list all the gas I have right now
> Mist (makes stuff wet)
> Smoke (minor smoke damage, if enough of it in enclosed space inflicts suffocation damage)
> Sleepy Gas (sleepy gas)

>>524771
>You attempt to work up the nerve to grasp my cold skelly hands but you fail

>>524780
RIP Nos
I guess I assume control of your evil lair now?

Nos the Necromancer Lv3 [1/10] (0/90HP,55/90MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies)

Nos the Necromancer Lv3 [1/10] (0/90HP,55/90MP,75G,1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods,1xSharpies) ID:U4TwwSpj Tue 16 May 2017 22:22:11 No.524867 Report

Quoted By: >>524923

>>524832
yep, we've still got a couple of mana cheesecakes and my grimoire if you want to learn some spooky magic

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 70/70 / MP 64/70 / GP 100, 9/10 XP)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 70/70 / MP 64/70 / GP 100, 9/10 XP) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 22:22:29 No.524879 Report

Quoted By: >>525004

>>524765

>Inventory:
- *Fine black Dress
- *Crystal Pendant
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- x1 Empty Glass Vial *Cracked*
- Icedorf's Journal
- Hot Ice Rune Pattern
- Cold Ice Rune Pattern
- 100 Gold Pieces

>Spells & Knowledge:
-General Ice Information
-General Ice Rune Information
-Hot Ice Rune (6 MP)
-Cold Ice Rune (6 MP)

>After your third attempt, you place parchment over one of the runes and quickly scribble on it in order to get a rubbing. It isn't as elegant an example as your neatly melted handkerchief rune, but it got the job done and now you can create cold ice runes! (Add: Cold Ice Rune Pattern.)

Okay! Now ey-I have an idea for something special! Search for loose ice, the kind good for carving!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2c/4y7/y Tue 16 May 2017 22:22:36 No.524887 Report

Quoted By:

>>522024
Rolo

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 1, +0> [70/70 HP, 60/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <1/8 XP> {0/7 aquamancy,+0}

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 1, +0> [70/70 HP, 60/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <1/8 XP> {0/7 aquamancy,+0} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 22:24:07 No.524912 Report

Quoted By: >>525310

Practicing aquamancy should actually probably use up 5MP per turn or something.
Practice aquamancy.

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 6/10EXP , 88.5g )

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 6/10EXP , 88.5g ) ID:RA6SyLhl Tue 16 May 2017 22:24:17 No.524919 Report

Quoted By: >>524980

Skills: woodworking

>>524821
oh god they followed me! The bandits and yelling in the middle of town for the villagers to bring me out to them. There are now seven bandits instead of 5. Villagers gather on their thresholds and many call out for me to be extricated, though the warden seems deeply troubled and in thought.

I slink through the shadows to the warden and tell him that if he rallies the town we can take them!

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[7/10](50HP, 140MP, 75G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[7/10](50HP, 140MP, 75G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 22:24:31 No.524923 Report

Quoted By: >>524950

>>524780
>>524867
With the passing of Nos, it feels as if something has been lifted off my skelly shoulders

However, I decide that I like to be spooky and take Nos's grimoire, hoping to learn more of the ways of spook

>Roll to learn spooky magic

Melloria - the brown fair maiden (70 hp 70 mana 100 gp lvl 1

Melloria - the brown fair maiden (70 hp 70 mana 100 gp lvl 1 ID:VJrX1KAL Tue 16 May 2017 22:24:59 No.524933 Report

Quoted By:

>>524795
Rolling to seduce local shopkeep to give me a bomb ass outfit.

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[7/10](50HP, 140MP, 75G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[7/10](50HP, 140MP, 75G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 22:25:56 No.524950 Report

Quoted By: >>525003 >>525007

>>524923
>Rolling to deepen connection to the spooky skelly arts

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 7/10EXP , 88.5g )

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 7/10EXP , 88.5g ) ID:RA6SyLhl Tue 16 May 2017 22:28:00 No.524980 Report

Quoted By: >>525073

Skills: woodworking

>>524919
The warden lifts his head triumphantly, he steels his gaze and looks upon all the villagers. He pulls out his axe and shield, raising his beefy arms into the air letting loose a deep warcry. Villagers quickly glance to eachother and then take up shovels, forks, hammers and picks.

The bandits seem worried and call out "if you go through with this we'll comeback tenfold and level this shabby shantytown!"

Lewdly the Evil Healer Lv1 2/10 (70/70HP, 60/70MP, 100GP)

Lewdly the Evil Healer Lv1 2/10 (70/70HP, 60/70MP, 100GP) ID:9Z/5Sek1 Tue 16 May 2017 22:29:03 No.525003 Report

Quoted By: >>525024

>>524950
Looks like you fuckin failed my guy. I sit down somewhere in that dank lair, and [spoiler:lit]autistically[/spoiler:lit] make a smug anime face.

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 74/80 / GP 100, 0/10 XP)

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Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 74/80 / GP 100, 0/10 XP) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 22:29:05 No.525004 Report

Quoted By: >>525075

>>524879

>Inventory:
- *Fine black Dress
- *Crystal Pendant
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- x1 Empty Glass Vial *Cracked*
- Icedorf's Journal
- Hot Ice Rune Pattern
- Cold Ice Rune Pattern
- 100 Gold Pieces

>Spells & Knowledge:
-General Ice Information
-General Ice Rune Information
-Hot Ice Rune (6 MP)
-Cold Ice Rune (6 MP)

>Your searches for ice turn up with not one but five pieces of neatly stacked blocks, each roughly as large as a bar of soap. Likewise, you feel more confident in your abilities.

Carving a Cold Ice Rune! (-6 MP)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[7/10](0HP, 140MP, 75G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[7/10](0HP, 140MP, 75G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 22:29:11 No.525007 Report

Quoted By: >>525024 >>525112

>>524950
Alas, it was never meant to be so

How could a skeleton such as I be so foolish to hope to acquire the necrotic arts
I fail to learn anything, and fail so hard that I undo the necromatic magic that holds my soul to my spooky bones

My bones collapse to the ground in gassy cloud, as my spirit is finally released.

>Drops 75G, Necro tome, 2 mana cheesecakes and 1 Iron rod

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[7/10](0HP, 140MP, 75G)

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Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[7/10](0HP, 140MP, 75G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 22:30:05 No.525024 Report

Quoted By:

>>525003
>>525007

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gaZ6mKXF Tue 16 May 2017 22:30:40 No.525034 Report

Quoted By: >>525209

>>522024
Rolling.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Yl22+FA6 Tue 16 May 2017 22:30:59 No.525045 Report

Quoted By:

>>522024
rolling

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 7/10EXP , 88.5g )

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 7/10EXP , 88.5g ) ID:RA6SyLhl Tue 16 May 2017 22:32:03 No.525073 Report

Quoted By: >>525237

Skills: woodworking

>>524980
The warden's eyes glass over, his body slouches defeated and his head hangs heavy. "let them take him..." he grovels, his deputies kicking me in the direction of the bandits. The villagers now look fearful and quickly drop their implements and retreat into their homes.

I walk up to the bandits and say "what business do you have with me? I know not of you."

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 74/80 / GP 100, 1/10 XP)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 74/80 / GP 100, 1/10 XP) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 22:32:10 No.525075 Report

Quoted By: >>525162

>>525004

>Inventory:
- *Fine black Dress
- *Crystal Pendant
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- x4 Bars of Ice
- x1 Empty Glass Vial *Cracked*
- Icedorf's Journal
- Hot Ice Rune Pattern
- Cold Ice Rune Pattern
- 100 Gold Pieces

>Runes:
- x1 Cold Ice Rune

>Spells & Knowledge:
-General Ice Information
-General Ice Rune Information
-Hot Ice Rune (6 MP)
-Cold Ice Rune (6 MP)

>You just barely manage to carve a cold ice rune upon one of the bars (level 2 adds +1 to your roll result, barring critical failures/successes), the resulting rune activating with a faint hum and chilling you to your core. So long as you carry one of these around, it should prevent the ice in your inventory from melting. (Add: x1 Cold Ice Rune) (Subtract: x1 Bar of Ice)

Carving a Hot Ice Rune!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TW1ZGsGp Tue 16 May 2017 22:32:11 No.525076 Report

Quoted By:

Do we keep our old character?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yg+goHQM Tue 16 May 2017 22:33:02 No.525096 Report

Quoted By:

>>522024
roll

Lewdly the Evil Healer Lv1 2/10 (70/70HP, 60/70MP, 100GP)

Lewdly the Evil Healer Lv1 2/10 (70/70HP, 60/70MP, 100GP) ID:9Z/5Sek1 Tue 16 May 2017 22:33:44 No.525112 Report

Quoted By: >>525158 >>525246 >>525266

>>525007
FUCK!
Lewdly just landed this gig, and he'll be damned if he's gonna let his boss just float the fuck off to the beyond realm. He gathers all of his magical power, and...

>ROLLS TRIPS (hopefully) TO REVIVE ARI THE SKELLY

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[7/10](0HP, 140MP, 75G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[7/10](0HP, 140MP, 75G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 22:35:55 No.525158 Report

Quoted By: >>525246 >>525266

>>525112
But your a healer desu, how can you hope to reanimate the dead?

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 64/80 / GP 100, 2/10 XP)

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Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 64/80 / GP 100, 2/10 XP) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 22:36:07 No.525162 Report

Quoted By: >>525189

>>525075

>Inventory:
- *Fine black Dress
- *Crystal Pendant
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- x3 Bars of Ice
- x1 Empty Glass Vial *Cracked*
- Icedorf's Journal
- Hot Ice Rune Pattern
- Cold Ice Rune Pattern
- 100 Gold Pieces

>Runes:
- x1 Cold Ice Rune
- x1 Hot Ice Rune

>Spells & Knowledge:
-General Ice Information
-General Ice Rune Information
-Hot Ice Rune (6 MP)
-Cold Ice Rune (6 MP)

>You succesfully carve a hot ice rune, which radiates a disproportionate amount of heat given its size. Remember to subtract your mana costs! (Add: Cold Ice Rune) (Subtract: Bar of Ice) (-6 MP)

Combine x1 Cold Ice Rune and x1 Hot Ice Rune to create an ice heater!

Grimling, Warlock [ 70HP | 100MP | 9/10 EXP | 100G | Imp familiar]

Grimling, Warlock [ 70HP | 100MP | 9/10 EXP | 100G | Imp familiar] ID:TW1ZGsGp Tue 16 May 2017 22:37:08 No.525188 Report

Quoted By: >>525266 >>525304

I attempt to summon Aris spirit with the skill I learned last thread.

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 64/80 / GP 100, 2/10 XP)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 64/80 / GP 100, 2/10 XP) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 22:37:14 No.525189 Report

Quoted By: >>525298

>>525162

>Inventory:
- *Fine black Dress
- *Crystal Pendant
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- x3 Bars of Ice
- x1 Empty Glass Vial *Cracked*
- Icedorf's Journal
- Hot Ice Rune Pattern
- Cold Ice Rune Pattern
- 100 Gold Pieces

>Runes:
- x1 Cold Ice Rune
- x1 Hot Ice Rune

>Spells & Knowledge:
-General Ice Information
-General Ice Rune Information
-Hot Ice Rune (6 MP)
-Cold Ice Rune (6 MP)

>You fail to combine the runes together, wating time and posts.

Combine x1 Cold Ice Rune and x1 Hot Ice Rune to create an ice heater! Again!

Ereuantien The Humble Elven Butcher Lv 1 [70HP/70MP]

Ereuantien The Humble Elven Butcher Lv 1 [70HP/70MP] ID:gaZ6mKXF Tue 16 May 2017 22:38:12 No.525209 Report

Quoted By: >>525271

>>525034

Aye, what a great day for butching.

>wanders market searching for a fine piece of meat to butch.

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 7/10EXP , 88.5g )

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 7/10EXP , 88.5g ) ID:RA6SyLhl Tue 16 May 2017 22:39:48 No.525237 Report

Quoted By: >>525392

Skills: woodworking

>>525073
"You're the guy they kicked off that wagon train" bellows the leader standing proud, his armor gleaming with quality polished metals. Perhaps I was wrong, who are these bandits with such well crafted wears? "Let me ask you this, what did you see earlier down the road? Does it have anything to do with why you were booted?"

I am aware from my constant eavsdropping and banter that there may be a count not far from these lands with jurisdiction. I ask in a courteous and formal manner "sir, are you of the local count's army? I pledge my loyalty to you and your count if you allow me to be employed as an excavator and battlements engineer for your regiments."

Lewdly the Evil Healer Lv1 2/10 (70/70HP, 0/70MP, 175GP)

Lewdly the Evil Healer Lv1 2/10 (70/70HP, 0/70MP, 175GP) ID:9Z/5Sek1 Tue 16 May 2017 22:40:12 No.525246 Report

Quoted By:

>>525112
>>525158
I can believe, okay? Nonetheless, Lewdly blows all of his mana on one spell. He almost feels something, but he just barely fizzles out. Lewdly is sad, but decides to honor Ari's evil memory by looting his corpse, er, bones.
>75GP, Necro tome, 2 mana cheesecakes, and 1 iron rod obtained

Grimling, Warlock [ 80HP | 80/110MP | 10/10 EXP | 100G | Imp familiar]

Grimling, Warlock [ 80HP | 80/110MP | 10/10 EXP | 100G | Imp familiar] ID:TW1ZGsGp Tue 16 May 2017 22:41:12 No.525266 Report

Quoted By: >>525304

>>525112
>>525158
>>525188

>Aris spirit is currently in a formless blob on my desk
Yes! I got it! Anyone got a container of sorts? This thing is going to dissipate any second now.

Ereuantien The Humble Elven Butcher Lv 1 [70HP/70MP]

Ereuantien The Humble Elven Butcher Lv 1 [70HP/70MP] ID:gaZ6mKXF Tue 16 May 2017 22:41:24 No.525271 Report

Quoted By: >>525618

>>525209

Oi! What a lovely piece of meat we 'ave 'ere! I shall haggle with the merchant using my elvish charm to convince him to release it to me for free.

>stumbles upon a fine piece of meat in the market place.

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 64/80 / GP 100, 2/10 XP)

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Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 64/80 / GP 100, 2/10 XP) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 22:43:15 No.525298 Report

Quoted By: >>525537

>>525189

>Inventory:
- *Fine black Dress
- *Crystal Pendant
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- x3 Bars of Ice
- x1 Empty Glass Vial *Cracked*
- Ice Heater
- Icedorf's Journal
- Hot Ice Rune Pattern
- Cold Ice Rune Pattern
- 100 Gold Pieces

>Runes:

>Spells & Knowledge:
-General Ice Information
-General Ice Rune Information
-Hot Ice Rune (6 MP)
-Cold Ice Rune (6 MP)

>You successfully combine the runes together in order to make an Ice Heater. Paradoxial as it might sound, this object will keep you warm even in the harshest of blizzards, so long as you keep the hot and cold ends from directly contacting your body and burning/freezing you respectivley. (Add: Ice Heater) (Subtract: Hot Ice Rune, Cold Ice Rune)

Hey! Now that I think about it, what's keeping this tower lit up all the time? It must be some kinda light rune! Rolling to seek out a light rune and copy it!

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[7/10](0HP, 140MP, 75G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[7/10](0HP, 140MP, 75G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 22:43:23 No.525304 Report

Quoted By: >>525350 >>525399

>>525188
>>525266
Check-em

I had gas powers in my last life so the blob starts to evaporate into a gaseous form - however I do not know how to control this form yet so my body begins to dissipate

Quickly contain my form in something

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 1, +0> [70/70 HP, 55/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <1/8 XP> {0/7 aquamancy,+0}

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 1, +0> [70/70 HP, 55/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <1/8 XP> {0/7 aquamancy,+0} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 22:43:46 No.525310 Report

Quoted By: >>525338

>>524912
Practice aquamancy.

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 1, +0> [65/70 HP, 50/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <1/8 XP> {0/7 aquamancy,+0}

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 1, +0> [65/70 HP, 50/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <1/8 XP> {0/7 aquamancy,+0} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 22:45:16 No.525338 Report

Quoted By: >>525358

>>525310
Roll to stop drowning while practicing aquamancy.

Grimling, Warlock Lv2 (80HP/80HP, 110/110MP, 100G, Imp familiar)

Grimling, Warlock Lv2 (80HP/80HP, 110/110MP, 100G, Imp familiar) ID:TW1ZGsGp Tue 16 May 2017 22:45:53 No.525350 Report

Quoted By: >>525445

>>525304
Shit, this is bad. Should've learned how to conjure items!

Maybe if my Imp familiar breathe you in... (roll)

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 1, +0> [65/70 HP, 45/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <2/8 XP> {1/7 aquamancy,+0}

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 1, +0> [65/70 HP, 45/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <2/8 XP> {1/7 aquamancy,+0} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 22:46:05 No.525358 Report

Quoted By: >>525394

>>525338

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 8/10EXP , 88.5g )

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 8/10EXP , 88.5g ) ID:RA6SyLhl Tue 16 May 2017 22:47:13 No.525392 Report

Quoted By: >>525457

Skills: woodworking
>>525237
The military commander eyes me carefully then lets out a hand to me, aiding my rise to my feet.
"You seem pretty eager and earnest, we'll take you into our employ for now...you will only be paid in rations until you prove yourself." We walk away and out of town to their encampment. Within range I now see sigils of their lord on the various tents in the encampment. One of my feet is chained to a pole driven deeply into the earth, "you'll stay here for the night to ensure you don't run off, having flimflamed us in your loyalty." I nod understandingly.

I lay for sleep under the stars thankful for the mild-weathered night. I close my eyes and pray to my ancestors for inspiration and and inner peace to aid me in my works ahead.

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 1, +0> [65/70 HP, 40/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <3/8 XP> {2/7 aquamancy,+0}

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 1, +0> [65/70 HP, 40/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <3/8 XP> {2/7 aquamancy,+0} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 22:47:25 No.525394 Report

Quoted By: >>525562

>>525358
Keep practicing.

Lewdly the Evil Healer Lv1 2/10 (70/70HP, 0/70MP, 175GP)

Lewdly the Evil Healer Lv1 2/10 (70/70HP, 0/70MP, 175GP) ID:9Z/5Sek1 Tue 16 May 2017 22:47:43 No.525399 Report

Quoted By: >>525445 >>525448

>>525304
>I roll to capture the gas inside my healer's hat.

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[7/10](0HP, 140MP, 75G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[7/10](0HP, 140MP, 75G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 22:49:48 No.525445 Report

Quoted By: >>525460 >>525592

>>525350
My gaseous form enters your imp's nostrils, but I iritate his lungs, so he sneezes me out
>>525399
Luckily, Lewdly manages to swing his hat and contain me in it with great success!

I am given time to adjust to my new form as a sentient ball of gas

Grimling, Warlock Lv2 (60HP/80HP, 110/110MP, 100G, Imp familiar)

Grimling, Warlock Lv2 (60HP/80HP, 110/110MP, 100G, Imp familiar) ID:TW1ZGsGp Tue 16 May 2017 22:49:54 No.525448 Report

Quoted By: >>525592 >>525712

Ouch! Fuck, alright, alright, then don't, you stupid bird!

He... didn't want to do that.

>>525399
checked!

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 8/10EXP , 88.5g )

Naem Gös Heer - The Witty Human Orphan ( LVL1 , 70/70HP , 70/70MP , 8/10EXP , 88.5g ) ID:RA6SyLhl Tue 16 May 2017 22:50:10 No.525457 Report

Quoted By:

Skills: woodworking

>I adjourn this session until next time I decide to participate.
>>525392
I receive no visions and fall into a tense dreamless sleep. What awaits me on the morrow?

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[7/10](0HP, 140MP, 75G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[7/10](0HP, 140MP, 75G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 22:50:19 No.525460 Report

Quoted By: >>525509

>>525445
Roll to learn how to gas

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[7/10](?HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Smokey Skelly Lv1[7/10](?HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 22:52:20 No.525509 Report

Quoted By: >>525596

>>525460
It seems that I do not yet know how to do anything in my current form

I get confused and suddenly condense into a puddle of slimy liquid

>Roll to acomodate to new form

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 64/80 / GP 100, 2/10 XP)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 64/80 / GP 100, 2/10 XP) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 22:53:47 No.525537 Report

Quoted By: >>525641

>>525298

>Inventory:
- *Fine black Dress
- *Crystal Pendant
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- x3 Bars of Ice
- x1 Empty Glass Vial *Cracked*
- Ice Heater
- Icedorf's Journal
- 100 Gold Pieces

>Rune Patterns:
- Ice
- Hot
- Light

>Runes:

>Spells & Knowledge:
-General Ice Information
-General Ice Rune Information
-Hot Ice Rune (6 MP)
-Cold Ice Rune (6 MP)
-Light Ice Rune (6 MP)

>Removing an obstructing ice sheet from one of the fixtures, you're almost blinded by the radiance emitted from the rune, but manage to insert parchment over and trace its outline. You're seeing fllickering spots for half an hour after the matter. (Add: Light Ice Rune Pattern, special inventory slot added)

Create a light ice rune! (-6 MP)

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 1, +0> [65/70 HP, 35/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <3/8 XP> {2/7 aquamancy,+0}

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 1, +0> [65/70 HP, 35/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <3/8 XP> {2/7 aquamancy,+0} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 22:55:01 No.525562 Report

Quoted By: >>525583

>>525394

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 1, +0> [65/70 HP, 30/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <3/8 XP> {2/7 aquamancy,+0}

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 1, +0> [65/70 HP, 30/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <3/8 XP> {2/7 aquamancy,+0} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 22:55:48 No.525583 Report

Quoted By: >>525682

>>525562
Keep practicing.

Lewdly the Evil Healer Lv1 3/10 (70/70HP, 70/70MP, 175GP)

Lewdly the Evil Healer Lv1 3/10 (70/70HP, 70/70MP, 175GP) ID:9Z/5Sek1 Tue 16 May 2017 22:56:10 No.525592 Report

Quoted By: >>525703 >>525712

>>525445
>>525448
Fuck year! I dump Ari out of my hat, then set it on a counter or something. I'm feeling pretty magic hungry, so I eat both cheesecakes, then turn my attention to the grimoire.
>Roll to learn the ways of Anti-Heals

Ari the Sentient Cloud of gas Lv1[7/10](?HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Sentient Cloud of gas Lv1[7/10](?HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 22:56:24 No.525596 Report

Quoted By: >>525888

>>525509
Gathering all my willpower to try and do something, suddenly revert back to a ball of gas.
A blinding flash of knowledge penetrates my mind, as everything suddenly becomes clear

I now know how to transition my form from gas to blob form!

However, I still know nothing else of my current form, and what I am capable of

>Roll to learn how to gas

Ereuantien The Humble Elven Butcher Lv 1 [70HP/70MP]

Ereuantien The Humble Elven Butcher Lv 1 [70HP/70MP] ID:gaZ6mKXF Tue 16 May 2017 22:57:23 No.525618 Report

Quoted By:

>>525271

>the meat merchant laughs in Ereuantien's face.

"Lad, what ye think this be, a charity of sorts? This is a fine piece of meat, one which can lead a skilled butcher to a wonderful fortune. It is only faire to ask 100 gold pieces for something as valuable as this!!"

>Ereu laughs back at the merchant, mirroring his tone and pitch. Let the haggle begin!

"Hah! What a fine jest. I am certain i can find an equally fine piece of meat further into the market. I place the value of this meat at no more than 30GP. I AM a butcher, after all, and I am certainly capable of assessing the value of capital.... what say you, ((merchant))?"

>the merchant narrows his eyes and folds his arms, sizing up the offer...

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 58/80 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

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Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 58/80 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 22:58:37 No.525641 Report

Quoted By: >>525674

>>525537

>Inventory:
- *Fine black Dress
- *Crystal Pendant
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- x3 Bars of Ice
- x1 Empty Glass Vial *Cracked*
- Ice Heater
- Icedorf's Journal
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Rune Patterns:
- Ice
- Hot
- Light
>Runes:
- Light Ice Rune
>Spells & Knowledge:
-General Ice Information
-General Ice Rune Information
-Hot Ice Rune (6 MP)
-Cold Ice Rune (6 MP)
-Light Ice Rune (6 MP)

>You successfully create a Light Ice Rune, but have to obscure it behind one of your favorchiefs to keep it from blinding you.

Combine the Light Ice Rune, x1 Silk Favorchief, and the Ice Heater to make an Ice Beacon!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8eoSS03y Tue 16 May 2017 22:59:55 No.525667 Report

Quoted By:

class roll

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 58/80 / GP 100, 3/10 XP)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 58/80 / GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 23:00:04 No.525674 Report

Quoted By: >>525697

>>525641

>Inventory:
- *Fine black Dress
- *Crystal Pendant
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- x2 Bars of Ice
- x1 Empty Glass Vial *Cracked*
- Ice Heater
- Icedorf's Journal
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Rune Patterns:
- Ice
- Hot
- Light
>Runes:
- Light Ice Rune
>Spells & Knowledge:
-General Ice Information
-General Ice Rune Information
-Hot Ice Rune (6 MP)
-Cold Ice Rune (6 MP)
-Light Ice Rune (6 MP)

>You fail to combine the components. Such a complex object requires more technical skills than are currently avalible to a fair maiden such as yourself.

What? Okay, build another Cold Ice Rune! (-6 MP)

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 1, +0> [65/70 HP, 25/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <3/8 XP> {2/7 aquamancy,+0}

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 1, +0> [65/70 HP, 25/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <3/8 XP> {2/7 aquamancy,+0} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 23:00:36 No.525682 Report

Quoted By:

>>525583
Keep practicing.

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 52/80 / GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 52/80 / GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 23:01:13 No.525697 Report

Quoted By: >>525799

>>525674

>Inventory:
- *Fine black Dress
- *Crystal Pendant
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- x1 Bar of Ice
- x1 Empty Glass Vial *Cracked*
- Ice Heater
- Icedorf's Journal
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Rune Patterns:
- Ice
- Hot
- Light
>Runes:
- Light Ice Rune
- Cold Ice Rune
>Spells & Knowledge:
-General Ice Information
-General Ice Rune Information
-Hot Ice Rune (6 MP)
-Cold Ice Rune (6 MP)
-Light Ice Rune (6 MP)

>You barely manage to create a Cold Ice Rune.

Combine the Cold Ice Rune with the Light Ice Rune to make an Ice Lantern!

Lewdly the Evil Healer Lv1 3/10 (70/70HP, 70/70MP, 175GP)

Lewdly the Evil Healer Lv1 3/10 (70/70HP, 70/70MP, 175GP) ID:9Z/5Sek1 Tue 16 May 2017 23:01:44 No.525703 Report

Quoted By: >>525888

>>525592
My pure healer soul makes it hard to learn this type of magic, but I have the feeling that I can still learn some kind of shadow priest shit if I really try.
>I try my hand at using the book again, not paying much attention to the amazing morphing blob beside me

Grimling, Warlock Lv2 (60HP/80HP, 110/110MP, 100G, Imp familiar)

Grimling, Warlock Lv2 (60HP/80HP, 110/110MP, 100G, Imp familiar) ID:TW1ZGsGp Tue 16 May 2017 23:02:27 No.525712 Report

Quoted By: >>525747 >>525813

Retconned >>525448 :^)

Fuck, alright alright! I won't ask you to breathe in a spirit ever again, that's a promise. Now stop biting me! And that's a command, you little shit!
*kicks imp off leg and across the room*

>>525592
Oi Lewdly, can you take a look at my leg?

Grimling, Warlock Lv2 (55HP/80HP, 110/110MP, 100G, Imp familiar)

Grimling, Warlock Lv2 (55HP/80HP, 110/110MP, 100G, Imp familiar) ID:TW1ZGsGp Tue 16 May 2017 23:04:07 No.525747 Report

Quoted By: >>525777 >>525813

>>525712
Wait, he still didn't let go. One second.

Grimling, Warlock Lv2 (55HP/80HP, 90/110MP, 100G, Imp familiar)

Grimling, Warlock Lv2 (55HP/80HP, 90/110MP, 100G, Imp familiar) ID:TW1ZGsGp Tue 16 May 2017 23:05:56 No.525777 Report

Quoted By: >>525861 >>525952

>>525747
Alright, nice.

I conjure a spirit to consume the blood.

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 52/80 / GP 100, 5/10 XP)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 52/80 / GP 100, 5/10 XP) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 23:06:52 No.525799 Report

Quoted By: >>525870

>>525697

>Inventory:
- *Fine black Dress
- *Crystal Pendant
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- x1 Bar of Ice
- x1 Empty Glass Vial *Cracked*
- Ice Heater
-Ice Lantern
- Icedorf's Journal
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Rune Patterns:
- Ice
- Hot
- Light
>Runes:
>Spells & Knowledge:
-General Ice Information
-General Ice Rune Information
-Hot Ice Rune (6 MP)
-Cold Ice Rune (6 MP)
-Light Ice Rune (6 MP)

>You successfuly create an Ice Lantern (remove: Light Ice Rune, Cold Ice Rune.) With it, you can now wander the frozen wastes even at night as well as illuminate dark rooms, but you're also a beacon for any prying eyes so long as its active.

>With the Icedorf's Journal detailing the nearest settlement and your magical equipment, now even a fair maiden like you can wander the frozen wastes and not instantly succumb to the elements. Do you wish to leave? Y/N?

No, I still want to stick around the tower: maidens aren't supposed to rescue themselves. What eye will do is use the Ice Lantern to light up a beacon on its pinnacle to signal brave heroes to rescume me!

Lewdly the Evil Healer Lv1 3/10 (70/70HP, 70/70MP, 175GP)

Lewdly the Evil Healer Lv1 3/10 (70/70HP, 70/70MP, 175GP) ID:9Z/5Sek1 Tue 16 May 2017 23:07:38 No.525813 Report

Quoted By: >>525861

>>525712
>>525747
I look up from my book, and turn to Grim. "Oh, sure, I'll make you feel all better!"
>Lewdly decides to play his strengths, and uses some healing aura on that leg wound.

Lewdly the Evil Healer Lv1 3/10 (70/70HP, 70/70MP, 175GP)

Lewdly the Evil Healer Lv1 3/10 (70/70HP, 70/70MP, 175GP) ID:9Z/5Sek1 Tue 16 May 2017 23:09:25 No.525861 Report

Quoted By: >>525952

>>525813
>>525777
I manage to numb the pain, but not actually heal for any HP. Hope that blood is filling my guy.

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 52/80 / GP 100, 6/10 XP)

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Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 52/80 / GP 100, 6/10 XP) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 23:09:49 No.525870 Report

Quoted By:

>>525799

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5d1rrbNo3o

>ATTENTION:

>The Northern Ice Tower seems to have lit up like a lighthouse for reasons unknown, its signal is easily visible in the night sky.

Ari the Sentient Cloud of gas Lv1[7/10](?HP, 140MP, 0G)

Ari the Sentient Cloud of gas Lv1[7/10](?HP, 140MP, 0G) ID:j/bwqlzR Tue 16 May 2017 23:11:07 No.525888 Report

Quoted By:

>>525596
Fun thread, I gotta leave now so I'll just make my spirit go explore the spirit realm to make sense of her gaseous form

>>525703
> Spends the next [unspecified amount of time] idling as a strange blob on the desk of [wherever I am]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cc1GmN4I Tue 16 May 2017 23:13:36 No.525937 Report

Quoted By: >>526016

>>522024
OKAY LADS I'M BACK

ROLL

Grimling, Warlock Lv2 (55HP/80HP, 90/110MP, 100G, Imp familiar)

Grimling, Warlock Lv2 (55HP/80HP, 90/110MP, 100G, Imp familiar) ID:TW1ZGsGp Tue 16 May 2017 23:14:26 No.525952 Report

Quoted By: >>526055

>>525777
>>525861
I just wanted to keep the blood from my leg off the carpet. Figured I could feed the blood-infused spirit to my imp, he loves those things.

But this... this thing? I don't even know what it is.

Friederich the Trap Cobbler (70HP 70MP 100gold)

Friederich the Trap Cobbler (70HP 70MP 100gold) ID:cc1GmN4I Tue 16 May 2017 23:18:09 No.526016 Report

Quoted By: >>526025

>>525937
should we start a new thread?

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 52/80 / GP 100, 6/10 XP)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 52/80 / GP 100, 6/10 XP) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 23:18:39 No.526025 Report

Quoted By: >>526133

>>526016

I think that's a good idea!

Lewdly the Evil Healer Lv1 3/10 (70/70HP, 65/70MP, 175GP)

Lewdly the Evil Healer Lv1 3/10 (70/70HP, 65/70MP, 175GP) ID:9Z/5Sek1 Tue 16 May 2017 23:20:10 No.526055 Report

Quoted By: >>526201

>>525952
Oh, guess I'll try again
>Rolling to heal

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 52/80 / GP 100, 6/10 XP)

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Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 52/80 / GP 100, 6/10 XP) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 23:23:37 No.526130 Report

Quoted By: >>526192

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5d1rrbNo3o [Embed]

>ATTENTION:

>The Northern Ice Tower seems to have lit up like a lighthouse for reasons unknown, its signal is easily visible in the night sky. (Quest: The Ice Tower!)

Friederich the Trap Cobbler (70HP 70MP 100gold)

Friederich the Trap Cobbler (70HP 70MP 100gold) ID:cc1GmN4I Tue 16 May 2017 23:23:47 No.526133 Report

Quoted By: >>526165 >>526201

>>526025
from scratch or we continue?

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 52/80 / GP 100, 6/10 XP)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 52/80 / GP 100, 6/10 XP) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 23:25:09 No.526165 Report

Quoted By:

>>526133

Continue, I hope! I have yet to even be rescued yet~!

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 1, +0> [65/70 HP, 20/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <3/8 XP> {2/7 aquamancy,+0}

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 1, +0> [65/70 HP, 20/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <3/8 XP> {2/7 aquamancy,+0} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 23:26:15 No.526192 Report

Quoted By: >>526245

>>526130
Roll to swim towards the new lighthouse.

Grimling, Warlock Lv2 (80HP/80HP, 90/110MP, 100G, Imp familiar, blood crystal)

Grimling, Warlock Lv2 (80HP/80HP, 90/110MP, 100G, Imp familiar, blood crystal) ID:TW1ZGsGp Tue 16 May 2017 23:26:39 No.526201 Report

Quoted By:

>>526133
I think we should let people continue playing the same character if they want to.

>>526055
Thanks a bunch!

Alright, soo.. I think I just ... purified some of my blood into some sort of crystal. Weird. I wonder what it does.

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 52/80 / GP 100, 6/10 XP)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 52/80 / GP 100, 6/10 XP) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 23:28:45 No.526245 Report

Quoted By: >>526285

>>526192

>The waters are cold and frigid: after attempting to fight against ice floes, you find yourself back where you began, luckily no worse for wear beyond wasted time and effort.

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 1, +0> [65/70 HP, 20/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <3/8 XP> {2/7 aquamancy,+0}

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 1, +0> [65/70 HP, 20/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <3/8 XP> {2/7 aquamancy,+0} ID:rTDMKsd+ Tue 16 May 2017 23:30:11 No.526285 Report

Quoted By: >>526325

>>526245
Swim towards lighthouse again.

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 52/80 / GP 100, 6/10 XP)

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Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 80/80 / MP 52/80 / GP 100, 6/10 XP) ID:NZ14YCPc Tue 16 May 2017 23:32:24 No.526325 Report

Quoted By:

>>526285

>You have succesfully made landfall and hurry towards the Ice Tower, navigating through the wilds. Night is falling, and the vapor of your breath is visible as it dissipates into the unforgiving winter sky. You hear a low growl...

ENCOUNTER:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhUcvRIgvpA

Winter Wolf 1 [20/20 hp]
Winter Wolf 2 [20/20 hp]

>You are beset upon by the beasts of the wilderness! The snow creaks like styrofoam under the beasts' paws as they eye you hungrily. What do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cc1GmN4I Tue 16 May 2017 23:33:40 No.526362 Report

Quoted By:

>>526351
>>526351
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