ITT: /bant/ boss raid!
ITT: /bant/ boss KID CUISINE!
Rules:
This huge motherfucking boss appears out of nowhere.
Read the full rules here: 
http://drgchan.ddns.net Here's some info about this boss:
name@KidCuisine
dificulty@medium
element@random
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage) 
  
                    Anonymous   
     
    Quoted By:   
  http://drgchan.ddns.net/522674 HEALERS revive fallen soldiers
BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images
RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge!
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die.
DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death.
you can be avenged/revived 6 times max
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again!
The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, he will no longer heal himself 
          Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Black Shaman   
     
    Quoted By:   
  nickname@blackshaman 
         Anonymous   
     
    Quoted By:   
  nickname@Obama Let's do this shit. 
         Anonymous   
     
        Black Shaman   
     
    Quoted By:   
  >>522903 ill bring you back to life with my black magic 
          Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Alan the Alchemy Instructor   
     
        
    Alan the Alchemy Instructor   ID:k5wJm+Zi     Tue 16 May 2017 21:06:42    No. 523028            Report         Quoted By:   
  nickname@AlchemyAlan  Les dodiss 
         Black Shaman   
     
        braap   
     
    Quoted By:   
  nickname@braap alright 
         Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  nickname@LoliAhriTheOP summon@electric ELECTRIC GERBIL TRANSCENDENCE! 
         braap   
     
        Alan the Alchemy Instructor   
     
          
    Alan the Alchemy Instructor   ID:k5wJm+Zi     Tue 16 May 2017 21:08:06    No. 523068            Report         Quoted By:   
  SLASH, HERE'S A GOLD DIGGER I MADE EARLIER 
         Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        braap   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Black Shaman   
     
        Alan the Alchemy Instructor   
     
        
    Alan the Alchemy Instructor   ID:k5wJm+Zi     Tue 16 May 2017 21:10:20    No. 523135            Report         Quoted By:   
  summon@fire 
>>523100 Check'd 
>>523103 >>523107 You guise is ded. 
          Obama   
     
      Quoted By:   
  >>523103 >>523107 >Revives everyone >Then dies            Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  ELECTRIC PINEAPPLE! summon@electric 
         Black Shaman   
     
        Alan the Alchemy Instructor   
     
        
    Alan the Alchemy Instructor   ID:k5wJm+Zi     Tue 16 May 2017 21:11:18    No. 523161            Report         Quoted By:   
  Kys kids :D 
         Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *Jams out a guitar solo* 
         braap   
     
    Quoted By:   
  wew we back *pew pew* 
         Anonymous   
     
        Obama   
     
        Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  >>523146 Thank you blackshaman, you saved me... 
          Alan the Alchemy Instructor   
     
        
    Alan the Alchemy Instructor   ID:k5wJm+Zi     Tue 16 May 2017 21:13:00    No. 523208            Report          summon@fire 
         Anonymous   
     
        braap   
     
      Quoted By:   
  *does ranger shit* 
         Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  summon@electric THUNDERSTRUCK! 
         braap   
     
        Black Shaman   
     
      Quoted By:   
  >>523208 get the fuck up and continue fighting! 
          Obama   
     
        Black Shaman   
     
        braap   
     
      Quoted By:   
  nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 
         Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *strikes quickly* 
         Anonymous   
     
        braap   
     
      Quoted By:   
  *pew pew pew pew pew* 
         Anonymous   
     
       summon@electric
Sarasword spec!
>>523273 I dont skill. 
          braap   
     
    Quoted By:   
  >>523333 those are some good digits 
          Obama   
     
        braap   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *attacks and stuff* 
         Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  >>523333 Very impressive get by the way. 
          Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  summon@machine 
         braap   
     
    Quoted By:   
  hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAA 
         Anonymous   
     
        braap   
     
        Anonymous   
     
     >>522674 if you had kid cuisine as a child your parents didn't love you lol that shit is so disgusting. processed bullshit. 
          braap   
     
        Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  summon@electric RAIDEN! 
         Anonymous   
     
        braap   
     
        Obama   
     
      Quoted By:   
  *attacks quickly* 
         Anonymous   
     
        Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *sends another attack, sheathes sword* 
         Anonymous   
     
        braap   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Black Shaman   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *frantically attacks* 
         Anonymous   
     
    Quoted By:   
  nickname@rangerdanger 
         braap   
     
      Quoted By:   
  *attacks the cuisine* 
         Anonymous   
     
       summon@electric
SHOCKING SUPRISE!
>>523454 Exactly why we are beating the shit out of it.
>>523497 Did I'm playing as Warlock 
          rangerdanger   
     
        rangerdanger   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        rangerdanger   
     
    Quoted By:   
  >>523540 cool beans man
hf dd 
          Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  summon@electric ELECTRO NEGRO DESTROYER 
         braap   
     
        Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  With movements like flowing water, you strike the enemy! 
         rangerdanger   
     
        rangerdanger   
     
        Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  ELECTRO NEGRO DESTROYER PART 2
>>523569 nice call and get 
          rangerdanger   
     
        braap   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *more ranger pews* 
         Obama   
     
       A dazzling star falls into hell! 
         braap   
     
    Quoted By:   
  hhhhhhhhhYAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 
         Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  >>523605 Fuck not enough mana 
          braap   
     
    Quoted By:   
  doot doot doot doot 
         Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  Powerline Death Sentence! summon@electric 
         Anonymous   
     
        braap   
     
        Obama   
     
        Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  WRRRRYYYYYY summon@electric 
         Anonymous   
     
        braap   
     
    Quoted By:   
  pew pew pew pew pew
>>523689 no prob, just rollin those gets 
          Obama   
     
        braap   
     
        Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  With movements as fast as the wind, you strike twice! 
         Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! summon@electric 
         braap   
     
    Quoted By:   
  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA 
         Anonymous   
     
        Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  You wrest the power of the earth atop your foe! 
         braap   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Koala   
     
    Quoted By:   
  Nickname@Koala 
         Obama   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Obama   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        braap   
     
      Quoted By:   
  pEEEEEEEEEEW PEWWW PEWW 
         Anonymous   
     
       ZA WARUDO! summon@electric 
         Koala   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        braap   
     
    Quoted By:   
  AaaaAAAaaaaAAAaaaaaaaaa *attacks* 
         Obama   
     
        Anonymous   
     
    Quoted By:   
  Need a res! Healers work your magic 
         Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  You strike frantically! 
         braap   
     
      Quoted By:   
  bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrj;ljl;kj 
         Obama   
     
        braap   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *gently taps enemy* 
         Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *taps slightly harder* 
         Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *lightly pokes enemy* 
         braap   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *safely pews away now* 
         Anonymous   
     
        Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *silently lightly pokes enemy* 
         Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *silently lightly pokes enemy a little harder 
         braap   
     
    Quoted By:   
  pew pew pew pew 
         Anonymous   
     
        braap   
     
        Obama   
     
      Quoted By:   
  *plays the song of my people* 
         Anonymous   
     
        Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *attacks before can't again* 
         braap   
     
      Quoted By:   
  hyYyayAYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 
         Anonymous   
     
        braap   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
    Quoted By:   
  so our Knight know how to avenge, how come healers aren't healing. 
         Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *attacks again* 
         Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *gentle massage* 
         braap   
     
        Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *massage barrage* 
         Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *hastened handling* 
         Anonymous   
     
    Quoted By:   
  >>522674 I'm gonna eat dhat Kid Cuisine right up
nickname@Karling 
          Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *frantic fiddling* 
         Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *meaningless managing* 
         braap   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Obama   
     
      Quoted By:   
  Summon: US Economy failure! 
         Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *attacks quickly again* 
         Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *one more time* 
         Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *almost gets sacked* 
         braap   
     
      Quoted By:   
  buruRulrlrLRlrlRLRlrlRLrllrr 
         Anonymous   
     
     our bard is going fucking ham and still boosting people GJ m8. now if someone would attempt a revive. 
         Anonymous   
     
        braap   
     
     >>524108 we're trying for those 69 00 gets 
          braap   
     
        Obama   
     
      Quoted By:   
  *another onslaught* 
         Anonymous   
     
    Quoted By:   
  nickname@kazuo 
         braap   
     
        Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *misses pathetically* 
         Obama   
     
      Quoted By:   
  *invokes sharia law* 
         Anonymous   
     
        Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *breaks sharia law* 
         braap   
     
    Quoted By:   
  000000F)F)F))F)F)F)F 
         Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *fucks a bard* 
         Obama   
     
      Quoted By:   
  *goes to /a/ and comes back with treats* 
         braap   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
    Quoted By:   
  my shitty internet wont show the plugin so i cant do anything fucg 
         Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *eats a treat* 
         Anonymous   
     
        Obama   
     
      Quoted By:   
  Better treats! 
         Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *strikes quickly one more time* 
         braap   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  Thanks other bard! 
         braap   
     
        Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  Let's attack again! 
         Obama   
     
        Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  summon@electric Pussy Electrified 
         braap   
     
        Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  >>524255 Woops I'm preggers 
          Anonymous   
     
        Obama   
     
      Quoted By:   
  *Takes a big gulp* 
         Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *takes a little sipp* 
         braap   
     
    Quoted By:   
  010101 101010101010 10101011010 
         Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *takes a bigger sipp* 
         braap   
     
        braap   
     
        Anonymous   
     
     Friends, am I too late to join in the fun? 
         Anonymous   
     
        braap   
     
    Quoted By:   
  >>524311 there is still time, friend 
          Obama   
     
      Quoted By:   
  *attacks while listening to music* 
         Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *sends in another musical barrage* 
         Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  summon@electric
FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! (ITS A METAPHOR!)
>>524311 the final stretch is where it gets interesting 
          Anonymous   
     
        Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  CAN'T STOP  THE ROCK CAN'T STOP THE ROCK 
         Obama   
     
        Obama   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  summon@electric POWERHOUSE 
         Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *gets blacked* 
         Obama   
     
        Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  *lightning strikes* 
         Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Obama   
     
        Obama   
     
        braap   
     
        Anonymous   
     
    Quoted By:   
  Summoning a dragonborn nickname@blueeyeswhitedragon 
         Anonymous   
     
    Quoted By:   
  nickname@Konald_Trump I shall Knight us to victory! 
         Anonymous   
     
       >>524301 *KNIGHT HAS ERECTION!* 
          Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  summon@electric
ELECTRIC MAN!
>>524379 get your ass to sakura con! 
          Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
     Roll Also, how come the dragonchan bookmarklet thing isn't working? How can I make it work? 
         Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  summon@electric ELECTRIC ATOM! 
         Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  >>524459 you´ve been blessed by penis wizard may good erections and qt grills (male) come to you 
          Anonymous   
     
        Obama   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
     >>524483 Rolling, also still wondering how to make the bookmarklet work... 
          Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  >>524519 Not very nice roll. 
          Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  summon@electric OUT OF IDEAS! 
         Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  summon@electric AND ANOTHER ONE! 
         Anonymous   
     
     >>524535 IM NOT YOUR FUTA, HOMBRE 
          Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  summon@electric AND ANOTHER! 
         Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Obama   
     
        Anonymous   
     
     Does literally anyone know how to make the bookmarklet work? 
         Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
    Quoted By:   
  DIE DIE YOU DOMESTIC DIMSHIT TOY!!! 
         Obama   
     
     >>524622 Bookmark bar maybe? 
          Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  summon@electric HAND DRAWN! 
         Anonymous   
     
    Quoted By:   
  >>524601 ILL REVENGE THE REICH, ESE 
          Anonymous   
     
        Obama   
     
     Hey guys I just died so can I get a rez UwU 
         Obama   
     
        Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  summon@electric ICH FINDE DICH! 
         Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
    Quoted By:   
  pewpewpewpew pew 
         Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
    Quoted By:   
  ROLL nickname@fabada 
         braap   
     
        Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  summon@electric SHITTY BARD SCORE! 
         Anonymous   
     
     my will be not a sissy for your fault 
         Anonymous   
     
    Quoted By:   
  >>524643 It's on my bookmark bar, when I use it it doesn't seem to be connecting. 
          Anonymous   
     
        Obama   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  NAPPA KNOW HOW! summon@electric 
         Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  summon@electric STRIKE! 
         Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
      Quoted By:   
  summon@electric SUPER STRIKE 
         Anonymous   
     
        Obama   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  >>524799 >Looks like he's gonna win >Suddenly totally loses            Anonymous   
     
        Obama   
     
    Quoted By:   
  Oh hey somebody can grab that last hit now. 
         Anonymous   
     
        Obama   
     
        Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
    Quoted By:   
  >>524834 That's one murder boner, son 
          Anonymous   
     
     How can I disable https on 4chan so that I can use the live updater? 
         Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
     >>524872 Settings > Miscellaneous > Always use HTTPS or just remove the s in the address bar 
          Anonymous   
     
    Quoted By:   
  >>524905 the site is 
boards.4chan.org . There is no 's' to remove... 
          Anonymous   
     
        Anonymous   
     
     >>524927 Are you talking about chrome? I don't see Misc. section in settings. 
          Anonymous   
     
     >>524990 4chan settings, my dude, not the browser settings 
          Anonymous   
     
    Quoted By:   
  >>525019 Where do you see 4chan settings? The only settings I have for 4chan is in 4chan X plugin. 
          Anonymous