ITT: /bant/ boss raid!
ITT: /bant/ boss KID CUISINE!
Rules:
This huge motherfucking boss appears out of nowhere.
Read the full rules here:
http://drgchan.ddns.net Here's some info about this boss:
name@KidCuisine
dificulty@medium
element@random
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage)
Anonymous
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http://drgchan.ddns.net/522674 HEALERS revive fallen soldiers
BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images
RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge!
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die.
DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death.
you can be avenged/revived 6 times max
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again!
The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, he will no longer heal himself
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Black Shaman
Quoted By:
nickname@blackshaman
Anonymous
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nickname@Obama Let's do this shit.
Anonymous
Black Shaman
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>>522903 ill bring you back to life with my black magic
Anonymous
Anonymous
Alan the Alchemy Instructor
Alan the Alchemy Instructor ID:k5wJm+Zi Tue 16 May 2017 21:06:42 No. 523028 Report Quoted By:
nickname@AlchemyAlan Les dodiss
Black Shaman
braap
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nickname@braap alright
Anonymous
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nickname@LoliAhriTheOP summon@electric ELECTRIC GERBIL TRANSCENDENCE!
braap
Alan the Alchemy Instructor
Alan the Alchemy Instructor ID:k5wJm+Zi Tue 16 May 2017 21:08:06 No. 523068 Report Quoted By:
SLASH, HERE'S A GOLD DIGGER I MADE EARLIER
Anonymous
Anonymous
braap
Anonymous
Anonymous
Black Shaman
Alan the Alchemy Instructor
Alan the Alchemy Instructor ID:k5wJm+Zi Tue 16 May 2017 21:10:20 No. 523135 Report Quoted By:
summon@fire
>>523100 Check'd
>>523103 >>523107 You guise is ded.
Obama
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>>523103 >>523107 >Revives everyone >Then dies Anonymous
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ELECTRIC PINEAPPLE! summon@electric
Black Shaman
Alan the Alchemy Instructor
Alan the Alchemy Instructor ID:k5wJm+Zi Tue 16 May 2017 21:11:18 No. 523161 Report Quoted By:
Kys kids :D
Obama
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*Jams out a guitar solo*
braap
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wew we back *pew pew*
Anonymous
Obama
Anonymous
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>>523146 Thank you blackshaman, you saved me...
Alan the Alchemy Instructor
Alan the Alchemy Instructor ID:k5wJm+Zi Tue 16 May 2017 21:13:00 No. 523208 Report summon@fire
Anonymous
braap
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*does ranger shit*
Anonymous
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summon@electric THUNDERSTRUCK!
braap
Black Shaman
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>>523208 get the fuck up and continue fighting!
Obama
Black Shaman
braap
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nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Obama
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*strikes quickly*
Anonymous
braap
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*pew pew pew pew pew*
Anonymous
summon@electric
Sarasword spec!
>>523273 I dont skill.
braap
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>>523333 those are some good digits
Obama
braap
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*attacks and stuff*
Obama
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>>523333 Very impressive get by the way.
Anonymous
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summon@machine
braap
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hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAA
Anonymous
braap
Anonymous
>>522674 if you had kid cuisine as a child your parents didn't love you lol that shit is so disgusting. processed bullshit.
braap
Anonymous
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summon@electric RAIDEN!
Anonymous
braap
Obama
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*attacks quickly*
Anonymous
Obama
Quoted By:
*sends another attack, sheathes sword*
Anonymous
braap
Anonymous
Black Shaman
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Obama
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*frantically attacks*
Anonymous
Quoted By:
nickname@rangerdanger
braap
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*attacks the cuisine*
Anonymous
summon@electric
SHOCKING SUPRISE!
>>523454 Exactly why we are beating the shit out of it.
>>523497 Did I'm playing as Warlock
rangerdanger
rangerdanger
Anonymous
rangerdanger
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>>523540 cool beans man
hf dd
Anonymous
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summon@electric ELECTRO NEGRO DESTROYER
braap
Obama
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With movements like flowing water, you strike the enemy!
rangerdanger
rangerdanger
Anonymous
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ELECTRO NEGRO DESTROYER PART 2
>>523569 nice call and get
rangerdanger
braap
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*more ranger pews*
Obama
A dazzling star falls into hell!
braap
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hhhhhhhhhYAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Obama
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>>523605 Fuck not enough mana
braap
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doot doot doot doot
Anonymous
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Powerline Death Sentence! summon@electric
Anonymous
braap
Obama
Anonymous
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WRRRRYYYYYY summon@electric
Anonymous
braap
Quoted By:
pew pew pew pew pew
>>523689 no prob, just rollin those gets
Obama
braap
Obama
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With movements as fast as the wind, you strike twice!
Anonymous
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MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! summon@electric
braap
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
Obama
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You wrest the power of the earth atop your foe!
braap
Anonymous
Koala
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Nickname@Koala
Obama
Anonymous
Obama
Anonymous
braap
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pEEEEEEEEEEW PEWWW PEWW
Anonymous
ZA WARUDO! summon@electric
Koala
Anonymous
Anonymous
braap
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AaaaAAAaaaaAAAaaaaaaaaa *attacks*
Obama
Anonymous
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Need a res! Healers work your magic
Obama
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You strike frantically!
braap
Quoted By:
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrj;ljl;kj
Obama
braap
Anonymous
Obama
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*gently taps enemy*
Obama
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*taps slightly harder*
Obama
Quoted By:
*lightly pokes enemy*
braap
Quoted By:
*safely pews away now*
Anonymous
Obama
Quoted By:
*silently lightly pokes enemy*
Obama
Quoted By:
*silently lightly pokes enemy a little harder
braap
Quoted By:
pew pew pew pew
Anonymous
braap
Obama
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*plays the song of my people*
Anonymous
Obama
Quoted By:
*attacks before can't again*
braap
Quoted By:
hyYyayAYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
braap
Anonymous
Anonymous
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so our Knight know how to avenge, how come healers aren't healing.
Obama
Quoted By:
*attacks again*
Obama
Quoted By:
*gentle massage*
braap
Obama
Quoted By:
*massage barrage*
Obama
Quoted By:
*hastened handling*
Anonymous
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>>522674 I'm gonna eat dhat Kid Cuisine right up
nickname@Karling
Obama
Quoted By:
*frantic fiddling*
Obama
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*meaningless managing*
braap
Anonymous
Obama
Quoted By:
Summon: US Economy failure!
Obama
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*attacks quickly again*
Obama
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*one more time*
Obama
Quoted By:
*almost gets sacked*
braap
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buruRulrlrLRlrlRLRlrlRLrllrr
Anonymous
our bard is going fucking ham and still boosting people GJ m8. now if someone would attempt a revive.
Anonymous
braap
>>524108 we're trying for those 69 00 gets
braap
Obama
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*another onslaught*
Anonymous
Quoted By:
nickname@kazuo
braap
Obama
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*misses pathetically*
Obama
Quoted By:
*invokes sharia law*
Anonymous
Obama
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*breaks sharia law*
braap
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000000F)F)F))F)F)F)F
Obama
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*fucks a bard*
Obama
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*goes to /a/ and comes back with treats*
braap
Anonymous
Anonymous
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my shitty internet wont show the plugin so i cant do anything fucg
Obama
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*eats a treat*
Anonymous
Obama
Quoted By:
Better treats!
Obama
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*strikes quickly one more time*
braap
Anonymous
Obama
Quoted By:
Thanks other bard!
braap
Obama
Quoted By:
Let's attack again!
Obama
Anonymous
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summon@electric Pussy Electrified
braap
Obama
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>>524255 Woops I'm preggers
Anonymous
Obama
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*Takes a big gulp*
Obama
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*takes a little sipp*
braap
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010101 101010101010 10101011010
Obama
Quoted By:
*takes a bigger sipp*
braap
braap
Anonymous
Friends, am I too late to join in the fun?
Anonymous
braap
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>>524311 there is still time, friend
Obama
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*attacks while listening to music*
Obama
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*sends in another musical barrage*
Anonymous
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summon@electric
FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! (ITS A METAPHOR!)
>>524311 the final stretch is where it gets interesting
Anonymous
Obama
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CAN'T STOP THE ROCK CAN'T STOP THE ROCK
Obama
Obama
Anonymous
Anonymous
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summon@electric POWERHOUSE
Obama
Quoted By:
*gets blacked*
Obama
Obama
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*lightning strikes*
Anonymous
Anonymous
Obama
Obama
braap
Anonymous
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Summoning a dragonborn nickname@blueeyeswhitedragon
Anonymous
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nickname@Konald_Trump I shall Knight us to victory!
Anonymous
>>524301 *KNIGHT HAS ERECTION!*
Anonymous
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summon@electric
ELECTRIC MAN!
>>524379 get your ass to sakura con!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Roll Also, how come the dragonchan bookmarklet thing isn't working? How can I make it work?
Anonymous
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summon@electric ELECTRIC ATOM!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>524459 you´ve been blessed by penis wizard may good erections and qt grills (male) come to you
Anonymous
Obama
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>524483 Rolling, also still wondering how to make the bookmarklet work...
Obama
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>>524519 Not very nice roll.
Anonymous
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summon@electric OUT OF IDEAS!
Anonymous
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summon@electric AND ANOTHER ONE!
Anonymous
>>524535 IM NOT YOUR FUTA, HOMBRE
Anonymous
Anonymous
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summon@electric AND ANOTHER!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Obama
Anonymous
Does literally anyone know how to make the bookmarklet work?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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DIE DIE YOU DOMESTIC DIMSHIT TOY!!!
Obama
>>524622 Bookmark bar maybe?
Anonymous
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summon@electric HAND DRAWN!
Anonymous
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>>524601 ILL REVENGE THE REICH, ESE
Anonymous
Obama
Hey guys I just died so can I get a rez UwU
Obama
Anonymous
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summon@electric ICH FINDE DICH!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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pewpewpewpew pew
Anonymous
Anonymous
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ROLL nickname@fabada
braap
Anonymous
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summon@electric SHITTY BARD SCORE!
Anonymous
my will be not a sissy for your fault
Anonymous
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>>524643 It's on my bookmark bar, when I use it it doesn't seem to be connecting.
Anonymous
Obama
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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NAPPA KNOW HOW! summon@electric
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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summon@electric STRIKE!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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summon@electric SUPER STRIKE
Anonymous
Obama
Anonymous
Anonymous
Obama
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>>524799 >Looks like he's gonna win >Suddenly totally loses Anonymous
Obama
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Oh hey somebody can grab that last hit now.
Anonymous
Obama
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>524834 That's one murder boner, son
Anonymous
How can I disable https on 4chan so that I can use the live updater?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>524872 Settings > Miscellaneous > Always use HTTPS or just remove the s in the address bar
Anonymous
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>>524905 the site is
boards.4chan.org . There is no 's' to remove...
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>524927 Are you talking about chrome? I don't see Misc. section in settings.
Anonymous
>>524990 4chan settings, my dude, not the browser settings
Anonymous
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>>525019 Where do you see 4chan settings? The only settings I have for 4chan is in 4chan X plugin.
Anonymous