If you type stutters or use tildes as a written form of onomatopoeia you should probably kill yourself

If you complain about "Reddit spacing," you're too insecure to accept that paragraphs are easier on the eyes and instead must contribute to a hivemind of festering cancer

If you ask who someone is quoting every thread, not only are you annoying but incredibly based as well

If you hate frogs merely because "muh Reddit," back the fuck off from Apu, he is pure

If you ever expect your flag not to cause derailing of every thread you make, they will find a way to fuck with your flag anyway (see >romania)

If you post still gifs on /gif/ and /wsg/ you have a special place in hell

Any and all attempts at discussion is cannon fodder for any kind of breed of shitposter

Anime reaction images are strictly worse than 3D reaction images

Ok I think I'm done now