Okay /bant/, assume a genie popped out of nowhere and presented you with two buttons. The buttons that can take you to alternate realities similar to this one, but you can only press one.

The first button sends you to a reality in which Crash Bandicoot is the most successful platformer mascot of all time. Think of the number of Mario spinoffs and titles, but as Crash games.

The second button sends to a reality where Nintendo still has the most popular mascot brand, but instead of Mario and Pokemon, it's Star Fox. Imagine a Star Fox game that isn't linear and has a much deeper story than the rest, kinda like a No Man's Sky, but it's actually good and there are real combat situations and lore.

So, which one, /bant? Crash or Star Fox?
They don't actually change anything about yourself, you'll still be a loser incel beta shitposting past 3 AM in either universe, but your gaming experience will be somewhat different.