>>5238748>>5238784"Derrick and the Football Funtime"
>Scoutmaster organizes trip to West point, we'd camp in big sheet metal A-frames then go watch a football game.>Derrick, the troop tard, tags along>Entire troop is in one huge A-frame, filled with bunks.>Derrick is assigned Top bunk>Instantly he objects"I toss and turn at night, I can't be on top"
>The bunks have side-boards, tell him he'll be fine>I'm stuck next to Derrick, on a top bunk as well>Night falls, we're all asleep>Derrick taps my shoulder, waking me up"Anon, watch this" he says with a tardy giggle
>Fucker rolls off the bed and slams into ground at mach speedTHUD
>Some of the scouts are woken up, and shine flashlights on Derrick"I Fell off guiz, can I pls have botto-"
>everyone just tells him to fuck off>He goes to bed and stays there(MORNING)
>Everyone wakes up and gets ready for the football game>West Point is a good while away, so we ride with the scoutmasters>Derrick is not in the car with me, so I don't see him till we get there>Leaders park and we begin to walk to stadium>Waiting in line for security >Derrick has the genius idea to yell "I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO ISIS, ALL HAIL SYRIA">Entire crowd stares>Derrick is reprimanded by ScoutmasterI wasn't with him for the game, and we all left after that. But this is only the beginning
