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DNA test results came in. Turns out im Jewish

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Long story short, moms side where cryptojews who buried that shit. Imagine passing through your entire life as an eldest son and not even being told your own ancestry by your mother. Well, i suppose its to be expected. Anyway, its been good posting here but i feel a bit out of place what with my newly discovered Ethnicity and all. Im applying for my right of r`eturn atm, as i hope to travel back to the old country and pitch myself a nice plot of land somewhere in the West Bank thats close enough to an IDF base to warn off any trouble from the locals (who havnt even used the land in about three hundred years). Il basically be squatting, only with the growth of the nearest settlement il practically own the place in five years. I hear Palestinians will put a house up for you for next to nothing aswel, so thats a relief as im currently living on NEETbux. Iv always dreamed of living on frontier, like the pioneers in the old west (only il actually have permission from God to be there and wont kill as many people). Anyway, theres one slight problem, im wondering if my years posting on this place will be pulled up in front of me by Isreali police and used as evidence that ''i dont have Isreals best interests at heart'' or something. This could happen as i have referred to the Chosen People™ as literal vampires who need to be ''dealt with'' on a number of occasions. I have also expressed disbelief over the commonly cited six million statistic regarding the Holocaust and even flirted with the idea that the whole thing was fabricated. I now realize how deeply misguided, and wrong, i was to make these claims and seek forgiveness from mainstream society, but above all, my Tribe. That said, im now wondering if the Jewish mods (who i have referred to as kike janitors over the years, resulting in innumerable bans) will delete my post history...so i can travel in peace back to the motherland.

Shalom