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Anonymous ID:S1G3FAsa Thu 24 May 2018 18:21:35 No.5245707 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5245735 >>5245745 >>5245754 >>5245765 >>5245775 >>5245816 >>5246523 >>5246680 >>5247221 >>5247226 >>5248048 >>5248195

So, what does /bant/ think of my first attempt at frying an egg?

who you think you are fucks like do you know who I am fucks fail to understand I’m like eh

who you think you are fucks like do you know who I am fucks fail to understand I’m like eh ID:CKCjUawl Thu 24 May 2018 18:22:28 No.5245718 Report

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inept

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Anonymous ID:aeHL3bPp Thu 24 May 2018 18:22:46 No.5245723 Report

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wow yummy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9HvUZhYP Thu 24 May 2018 18:24:59 No.5245735 Report

Quoted By: >>5245766 >>5245787

>>5245707
Nigga the fug are you doing. Literally just turn the pan on high, with as little oil as possible to cover the pan, crack the egg, add it to the pan and then wait until the egg coagulates and flip it (flipping is optional, but if you choose not to then you'll need to put the heat slightly lower)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vg4wqoTo Thu 24 May 2018 18:26:27 No.5245745 Report

Quoted By: >>5245752

>>5245707
holy fuck

ah well there's a first time for everything

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9HvUZhYP Thu 24 May 2018 18:27:13 No.5245752 Report

Quoted By: >>5245763 >>5245773

>>5245745
that isn't the correct use of that phrase btw

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Anonymous ID:eEVjHc2H Thu 24 May 2018 18:27:19 No.5245754 Report

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>>5245707
Eggs tastes bad!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Vg4wqoTo Thu 24 May 2018 18:28:30 No.5245763 Report

Quoted By: >>5245781

>>5245752
what

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HlBP54K+ Thu 24 May 2018 18:29:04 No.5245765 Report

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>>5245707
wew

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S1G3FAsa Thu 24 May 2018 18:29:04 No.5245766 Report

Quoted By: >>5246509

>>5245735
I appreciate the cooking advice, good sir.
However, after this defeat I might be ready to throw in the towel and admit my defeat at the hands of the egg.

who you think you are fucks like do you know who I am fucks fail to understand I’m like eh

who you think you are fucks like do you know who I am fucks fail to understand I’m like eh ID:CKCjUawl Thu 24 May 2018 18:30:00 No.5245773 Report

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>>5245752
did you misread it or someting u tard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:44fORtRX Thu 24 May 2018 18:30:28 No.5245775 Report

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>>5245707
is that your foreskin you cooked ?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9HvUZhYP Thu 24 May 2018 18:31:13 No.5245781 Report

Quoted By: >>5245792 >>5245812 >>5246532

>>5245763
"there is a for time for everything" is a phrase generally used for a strange event that occurs. Like say a hailstone the size of a football killed someone in the UK, you'd say "Wow, that is crazy, but I guess there is a first time for everything"

The phrase that fits what you are saying is "everyone has to start somewhere"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8yS2bU6e Thu 24 May 2018 18:31:43 No.5245787 Report

Quoted By: >>5245802

>>5245735
You could also use a spoon to take some of the hot oil and put it over the egg instead of flipping it. I know it works because my mom does it that way but you need to do it continuously.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9HvUZhYP Thu 24 May 2018 18:32:09 No.5245792 Report

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>>5245781
There is way that it makes sense actually, but I'll wait for your reply to see if you did mean it in that way

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8yS2bU6e Thu 24 May 2018 18:33:38 No.5245802 Report

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>>5245787
>put it
I guess pour would be better since we're in English lesson mode anyway.

sѹ uno chica con pene

sѹ uno chica con pene ID:Rfw3YEiS Thu 24 May 2018 18:34:22 No.5245808 Report

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ur retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9HvUZhYP Thu 24 May 2018 18:34:50 No.5245812 Report

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>>5245781
first time*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xsjQ6Akb Thu 24 May 2018 18:35:53 No.5245816 Report

Quoted By: >>5245847 >>5246207

>>5245707
Looks more like you fried a sperm.

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Anonymous ID:9HvUZhYP Thu 24 May 2018 18:37:03 No.5245847 Report

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>>5245816
fuck that has me thinking what happens when you fry sperm

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S1G3FAsa Thu 24 May 2018 18:44:38 No.5246207 Report

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>>5245816
How does one fry a single sperm?

!rEREGapfag

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!rEREGapfag ID:iB+xrDS5 Thu 24 May 2018 18:49:16 No.5246338 Report

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*cooking skill increased*

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Anonymous ID:65sH7Ohy Thu 24 May 2018 19:18:08 No.5246509 Report

Quoted By: >>5247204

>>5245766
Keep trying denny!!! You can do it! I would eat it!

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Anonymous ID:YK5Rdw9l Thu 24 May 2018 19:20:42 No.5246523 Report

Quoted By: >>5247204

>>5245707
You tried danefriend. At that's all that counts.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6qVRNwvU Thu 24 May 2018 19:22:50 No.5246532 Report

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>>5245781
Maybe it has that meaning in England, but ot sounder correct to me too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tzQrWE/d Thu 24 May 2018 19:28:57 No.5246680 Report

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>>5245707
Looks like a slop of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S1G3FAsa Thu 24 May 2018 20:33:51 No.5247204 Report

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>>5246509
>>5246523
How kind.

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Anonymous ID:geInIKiP Thu 24 May 2018 20:36:35 No.5247221 Report

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>>5245707
Your first attempt was EGGSellent

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fvP7cVCl Thu 24 May 2018 20:37:28 No.5247226 Report

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>>5245707
Don't cook ever again

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Anonymous ID:S1G3FAsa Thu 24 May 2018 21:08:03 No.5248018 Report

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Where is Nicemark when you need him

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Anonymous ID:0UnTbKbB Thu 24 May 2018 21:10:29 No.5248048 Report

Quoted By: >>5248142

>>5245707
Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!
You can't even cook a simple fuckin' EGG?!
God damn, you would've been dead if you have lived anywhere outside of your social security haven.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S1G3FAsa Thu 24 May 2018 21:20:54 No.5248142 Report

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>>5248048
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Anonymous ID:EYTkY+3/ Thu 24 May 2018 21:25:42 No.5248195 Report

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>>5245707
Why did it take this long for you to fry your first egg

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