You have been abducted by cute aliens.
Id decides what they do to you.
Red/orange=anal probing
Blue=Penis experiments, digits decide 5 is no change, under and over mean shrinking or increasing respectively in centimetres for each decimal above/below, dubs means the effect is doubled.
pink/purple=You become a girl digits is cuteness out of 10
green=one of the aliens thinks you're cute and makes you her husband and takes you to her home.
Brown=you are made into a horrible abomination
Anything else=you died being tortured through experiments