ITT: Post things you hate, other anons will say with how many they agree with and then maybe post their own

Note: this is not a political discussion thread. Political things can be included in your list but if you start arguing about it I'll cut your balls off

My list:
>people who complain about the state of /bant/, a literal trashcan board
>old "working class" British socialists who think they can get away with it because they have a wonky face and a dodgy accent and "my granddad was a miner"
>cyclists anywhere but on a cycling lane/trail
>Facebook food pages that exist by encouraging fat fucks to tag each other in the comment section so they can advertise some indie restaurant that sells maple syrup and chicken wings
>gay people who only date people who look exactly like they do so that it kinda looks like non-identical twins are dating each other
>when you take a solid shit and then it goes runny towards the end, like wtf is that shit
>before you drink a drink thinking "well, I'll probably need a piss on the journey home now" but you drink it any then you really need a piss on the journey home
>getting a meal deal with the full knowledge you could have avoided it if you pulled your finger out this morning/last night but instead there you are eating a shit tuna sandwich that cost more than an entire loaf of bread
>people who hang around in mid-large town centres in the middle of a work day in the UK. Absolute shitshow
>people who boast about what time they wake up in a morning. If you say "fuck, had to get up at 5am this morning" and over the hill you'll hear some cunt say "yeah well I have to get up at 4am!". I fucking hate these people perhaps more than anything else
>people who get in prolonged conversations about absolutely nothing with the person on the till while you stand there juggling bread and milk