>>5260095Well fucking thanks mate. I have a close crop haircut - number 4, so half an inch. 3 on the sides.
But losing my beard means that I can't pretend to be a pirate or Santa Claus for my kids.
I was a Royal Navy submariner and allowed to have a beard.
>The Navy does not allow moustaches alone, but does allow full-set beards. Moustaches but not beards are permitted in the Army and Air Force. However, members of the Commando and Special Forces regiments are allowed to wear beards if based outside their home camps.But no. Some cunts on /pol/ decree that it's based upon onions and now that you cunts have pointed it out, I see basedbeards everywhere. So I had to shave it off. I've never done that wide open-mouthed grin. That's a dead givaway of a lack of t. Also fucking so-called 'selfies'. What is that shit?
Congratulations, /pol/. You've removed my facial hair through the memetic power of shitposting. Well I hope you're happy now. Gone are pirates and father Christmas. Yous cunts are all fuckers.
