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>>5263382
well there's 46 Maxmillions so when it's this big it usually takes about a few hours for them to do the drawing cause they have to run the ball machine 47 times. Ticket sales closed like 20 minutes ago I think so we'll know by like 2am Eastern if anybody won

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Anonymous ID:YpW7otMt Sat 26 May 2018 02:50:38 No.5263416 Report

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>>5263363
yep

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Anonymous ID:j7QZ4b0J Sat 26 May 2018 03:03:29 No.5263498 Report

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>>5263406
The odds of hitting 5 of 7 numbers is 1/1584 and it pays 4.25% of the pool, which is over $4.5 million. A $6 bet is worth those odds. Besides, you came from a sperm cell that was against 100 million to one odds to fertilize the egg yet here you are.

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Anonymous ID:MAJqdnBZ Sat 26 May 2018 03:10:06 No.5263554 Report

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>>5263498
not to mention the portion of sales not directed to the pool funds healthcare and education. So you get to feel self-righteous AND have a chance to get rich

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Anonymous ID:MAJqdnBZ Sat 26 May 2018 03:11:17 No.5263560 Report

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>>5263498
also, hate to break it to you mate but 5/7 winnings is split with all winners
http://lotto.bclc.com/winning-numbers/lotto-max-and-extra.html

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Anonymous ID:j7QZ4b0J Sat 26 May 2018 03:14:47 No.5263581 Report

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>>5263560
Yeah, I guess there'd be a lot of 5/7 winners.

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Anonymous ID:MAJqdnBZ Sat 26 May 2018 03:20:48 No.5263625 Report

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Drawing is happening, come on money money money

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Anonymous ID:VjWnxw+0 Sat 26 May 2018 03:54:13 No.5263870 Report

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>>5263625
Everytime I drank one of these, I thought "why haven't I seen a fucking leaf edit of this?". Guess I just missed it til now.

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Anonymous ID:VHiaiCuq Sat 26 May 2018 04:08:44 No.5263955 Report

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>>5263498
or you know, my dad just kept dicking my mother until she got pregnant (meaning it was as much chance as inevitable)

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Anonymous ID:MAJqdnBZ Sat 26 May 2018 04:15:03 No.5263998 Report

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>>5263955

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Anonymous ID:q4jt2/Xq Sat 26 May 2018 04:16:13 No.5264003 Report

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>>5263955
He means you the specific failure at life sperm who became a 4chan shitposter

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Anonymous ID:sB7L5Iws Sat 26 May 2018 07:17:17 No.5264618 Report

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My LottoMax winnings: 1 fucking dollar. Fuck this gay Earth.

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Anonymous ID:9Td0Hr77 Sat 26 May 2018 07:19:46 No.5264629 Report

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>>5263363
cringy pol meme

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Anonymous ID:j7QZ4b0J Sat 26 May 2018 12:53:32 No.5267631 Report

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>>5264618
That's a dollar more than I won.

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Anonymous ID:0IyAbUdP Sat 26 May 2018 14:00:05 No.5268124 Report

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>>5263363
what?

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Anonymous ID:MAJqdnBZ Sat 26 May 2018 15:21:59 No.5268641 Report

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>>5268124
in 1st world countries we have things called lotteries

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0IyAbUdP Sat 26 May 2018 15:23:20 No.5268649 Report

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>>5268641
we got pachinkos too
what is lotto max

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Anonymous ID:qpqVmiRV Sat 26 May 2018 15:35:35 No.5268704 Report

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>>5263363
>buying lotto tickets

i know a guy who does that and he doesn't have hot water or heat in his apartment and doesn't bathe or wash his clothes and smells worse than a homeless man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MASwjHuE Sat 26 May 2018 15:51:58 No.5268808 Report

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>>5268704
I make $135K/year. It'd be nice to never have to work again, though.

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