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Anonymous ID:mhvyrkc4 Tue 16 May 2017 23:35:58 No.526396 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>526485 >>526522 >>526614 >>526690 >>526701 >>526823 >>527379

Music comp major here. Just letting you all know that Wagner was the classical version of dubstep, and Hitler had objectively shit taste in music.

ALSO Shoenburg was a pioneer in inventing vaporware, so you all owe your allegiance and respect to a Jew.

Debate me
Protip: you can't

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qx7jJzKs Tue 16 May 2017 23:38:20 No.526442 Report

Quoted By: >>526465 >>526686

How does it feel having spent all that money and time on a useless lib arts major? Not even on 4chan anyone gives a fuck about your knowledge

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mhvyrkc4 Tue 16 May 2017 23:39:28 No.526465 Report

Quoted By: >>526490 >>526584 >>526686

>>526442
Feels fucking fantastic considering that composing music is literally the only way you can make a considerable amount of money in the music industry.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ePW7udx5 Tue 16 May 2017 23:39:54 No.526473 Report

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I have a PH.D. in shitposting and let me tell you this was a low effort shitpost. I've seen quite a few shitposts in my time and this is 2/10 at best.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/Ou+MbIi Tue 16 May 2017 23:40:37 No.526485 Report

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>>526396
"Debate me on a subject you know nothing about and I am an expert in"
Be more subtle next time burger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vcaMeC7y Tue 16 May 2017 23:40:55 No.526490 Report

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oh no my worldview is shattered

just kidding, it's music. literally only fags with nothing better to do argue about this shit. everyone else just listens to, writes, or plays the stuff

>>526465
here's a free prediction; you will pay off your student loan over the next two decades with starbucks money because more dedicated people who were too smart to waste money on a degree in fucking music are taking the jobs you want

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/YVU94y+ Tue 16 May 2017 23:41:46 No.526503 Report

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That's undebatable. Finally a fellow music aficionado on this board. Check out the Kendrick vs M&M thread if you want to laugh at plebs.
> post 1822
>enjoying "music"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:R05UC2RO Tue 16 May 2017 23:42:47 No.526522 Report

Quoted By: >>526655

>>526396
How do you write a good song?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CFiqOwJL Tue 16 May 2017 23:42:55 No.526526 Report

Quoted By: >>526621 >>526714 >>527004

Whats the point of a music degree? You can learn everything you need online in your free time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qx7jJzKs Tue 16 May 2017 23:46:24 No.526584 Report

Quoted By: >>526820

>>526465
>you can make a considerable amount of money in the music industry
So, the best job in the worst field. Congratulations. When they see your degree, any fast food chain will hire you immediately

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N/PvvVID Tue 16 May 2017 23:47:35 No.526614 Report

Quoted By: >>526771

>>526396
what's your opinion on mozart?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qx7jJzKs Tue 16 May 2017 23:47:40 No.526621 Report

Quoted By:

>>526526
To boast about it on 4chan
When you need a song written for you, you know who to call

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CFiqOwJL Tue 16 May 2017 23:49:29 No.526655 Report

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>>526522
Make it really shitty and then say it was on purpose and anyone who doesn't like it is clearly just not as educated in musical theory as you are

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hXKJ/GP5 Tue 16 May 2017 23:51:05 No.526686 Report

Quoted By: >>526822

>>526465

>us music industry

I don't think that you need a musical degree to randomly place rolands's tr-808/tr-909 claps n slaps on a generic pop scale (I - V - vi - IV or vi - IV - I - V)

>>526442

Ecли хoчeтcя paбoтaть пo мyзыкaльнoй cпeцyхe(appaнжиpoвщик/диpижep) тo нyжнa кopкa из мyзвyзa.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:xWJgGMW1 Tue 16 May 2017 23:51:16 No.526690 Report

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>>526396
i can agree with that.

>everyone calling it a shitpost when it's actually right

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2sNmmcNm Tue 16 May 2017 23:51:54 No.526701 Report

Quoted By: >>526821

>>526396
arent you just wasting your time with these fucking, composition majors and whatever

people dont care top 40 and rap doesnt need composition and thats what sells music. Redpill me on why anything you study matters to the audience.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mhvyrkc4 Tue 16 May 2017 23:52:15 No.526714 Report

Quoted By: >>526768 >>526775 >>526794 >>527132 >>527222

>>526526
>You can learn everything online
Ok then, how about you write me 32 bars of orchestral music for a full symphony orchestra that makes use of vii7/v7 and German neopolitan chords. Make sure to feature the harp and write a section that features a brass quintet including all correct transpositions, articulations and Dynamics. Also have it ready for me in less that two weeks.

Oh you can't? Because I just did.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t/x9rkBs Tue 16 May 2017 23:54:46 No.526768 Report

Quoted By: >>527036

>>526714
>he thinks 32 bars of basic composition is worth bragging about
muh neopolitan 6ths

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mhvyrkc4 Tue 16 May 2017 23:54:55 No.526771 Report

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>>526614
Breddy gud, I personally like Vivaldi better. But that's because I'm a violinist.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8wfQGNdz Tue 16 May 2017 23:55:11 No.526775 Report

Quoted By: >>527121

>>526714
If he'd spent half as much time and money on studying music in his free time as you have on a music degree, he probably could, and it'd probably be better than yours.

Your intellectual insecurity is palpable.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rjwLmpzU Tue 16 May 2017 23:55:49 No.526794 Report

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>>526714
You know how I know you're not worth shit in the music world, academic world, or popular world?
You are comparing yourself to 4chin. 4chin of all. god ur useless if this makes you feel smurt.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:BhJ1GcVu Tue 16 May 2017 23:57:04 No.526813 Report

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Brotip: Schoenberg was such a shitty composer that a riot broke out at one of his concerts on account of the music was so bad.
It was so awful that Austrians coined a new word to describe the incident: Skandalkonzert.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skandalkonzert

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mhvyrkc4 Tue 16 May 2017 23:57:24 No.526820 Report

Quoted By: >>527010

>>526584
Keep laughing, while I rake in those juicy international royalties from ASCAP. You guys pay even better than America.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xWJgGMW1 Tue 16 May 2017 23:57:26 No.526821 Report

Quoted By: >>527115

>>526701
>top 40 and rap doesnt need composition
total bullshit. writing top 40 is not easy. it takes the writers a fuckton of time and skill to make something that's so easily digestible.

also there's audiences other than top 40 and rap, and you're assuming he's even planning on making money selling his music and performing at all instead of doing soundtracks and that sort.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qx7jJzKs Tue 16 May 2017 23:57:27 No.526822 Report

Quoted By:

>>526686
>Ecли хoчeтcя paбoтaть пo мyзыкaльнoй cпeцyхe(appaнжиpoвщик/диpижep) тo нyжнa кopкa из мyзвyзa.
Andrey, I'm pretty sure it's not worth ~$60k and 4 years of your time to have uncertain future in the industry that has been declining with every year.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CWD0QQbu Tue 16 May 2017 23:57:36 No.526823 Report

Quoted By:

>>526396
hitler was a sensitive man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b4JYWTjK Wed 17 May 2017 00:00:40 No.527004 Report

Quoted By:

>>526526
I did it so i could use the studios and 30 sm58 microphones to record myself masturbating for the sweet price of nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qx7jJzKs Wed 17 May 2017 00:00:50 No.527010 Report

Quoted By:

>>526820
Good for you bro. Hope you will pay that student debt before you retire

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mhvyrkc4 Wed 17 May 2017 00:02:13 No.527036 Report

Quoted By: >>527149

>>526768
My point is that some nonmusician pleb on 4chan couldn't write a basic 32 bar composition using just "the internet"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2sNmmcNm Wed 17 May 2017 00:03:56 No.527115 Report

Quoted By: >>527146 >>527199 >>527292

>>526821
so if i release a track like this with vocals about love or being young, which is done in 5 minutes, why it couldnt be top 40 with advertising?

>we met in paris baby lets get married etc @ 120 BPM

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xWJgGMW1 Wed 17 May 2017 00:04:15 No.527121 Report

Quoted By: >>527160

>>526775
nah, it would probably take a little bit longer, but the money it would require would be literally nothing.

however the odds of spending anywhere near as much time as someone studying it are like 1%, which is why getting a degree tends be better for a lot of things. but with music if you dont enjoy it enough to work on it that much in your free time you shouldnt be trying to get a career in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b4JYWTjK Wed 17 May 2017 00:04:54 No.527132 Report

Quoted By:

>>526714
>32 bars

If it took you 2 weeks to write <2 minutes of music then you aint worth shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rjwLmpzU Wed 17 May 2017 00:05:19 No.527146 Report

Quoted By: >>527226

>>527115
this composition looks like shit/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t/x9rkBs Wed 17 May 2017 00:05:29 No.527149 Report

Quoted By:

>>527036
this is true to be fair

what kind of stuff are you studying anon? not trying to brag but i did the stuff you mentioned at high school (couldn't into uni level music tho)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8wfQGNdz Wed 17 May 2017 00:06:11 No.527160 Report

Quoted By: >>527194

>>527121
I think the same can be said of all creative arts. I like to write in my free time, but I'm getting an engineering degree. If you're a good writer, where you acquired that skill doesn't really matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rjwLmpzU Wed 17 May 2017 00:07:56 No.527194 Report

Quoted By: >>527252

>>527160
>Engineering
>Like to write bullshit
Nice! I want to follow in the foot steps of the Nye Guy too!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mhvyrkc4 Wed 17 May 2017 00:08:11 No.527199 Report

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>>527115
Make it and release of the general public then and see how much money you make instead of being a smug bastard.

Be sure to screenshot your results for us.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CFiqOwJL Wed 17 May 2017 00:09:43 No.527222 Report

Quoted By: >>527353

>>526714
Nobody is going to want to listen to that other than your fellow "intellectuals" who like to jack themselves off over how fucking superior their tastes are.
Also
>quintet including all correct shit
Why is there such thing as "correct" in music? Whatever sounds groovy is groovy, man. You're stuck in your way of thinking that everything they taught you is gospel.
>an entire 32 bars in ONLY TWO WEEKS
Jesus christ dude

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2sNmmcNm Wed 17 May 2017 00:10:03 No.527226 Report

Quoted By: >>527283

>>527146
you get basic house music beat done with it and the piano can get replaced with synth for modern feel, if the loops too hard to remember its not gonna be huge
basically all its missin imo is a drop with snares building into a kick and random electronic bass effect
then again you only do theory and i only play live so you know what could work while i just make it work

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8wfQGNdz Wed 17 May 2017 00:11:27 No.527252 Report

Quoted By: >>527304

>>527194
Sure, whatever makes you feel better. Bill Nye is a fucking faggot degenerate though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rjwLmpzU Wed 17 May 2017 00:12:42 No.527283 Report

Quoted By: >>527517

>>527226
>you only do theory.
You're talking to the wrong person dumbass. Learn how to read IDs. The composition still looks like shit and I'm 90% nobody would fucking buy it, just like nobody likes to listen to you play music "live" by yourself in your room.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xWJgGMW1 Wed 17 May 2017 00:13:40 No.527292 Report

Quoted By: >>527517

>>527115
it's really really obvious you haven't ever tried producing a track that sounds polished. top 40 is all about polish. and not only sound design stuff has to be polished af, melody, vocals, everything has to be at an extraordinary high level of polish. just because it sounds like shit doesnt mean its easy to write or produce. have you heard any shitty amateur pop music? because you can fucking tell the difference, even if you only focus on one element like sound design. and that's what you'd be producing, the amateur stuff. unless youre actually max martin, in which case why are you baiting on /bant/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rjwLmpzU Wed 17 May 2017 00:14:13 No.527304 Report

Quoted By:

>>527252
>cant smell a shitpost when its right under his nose.

mmmk

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t/x9rkBs Wed 17 May 2017 00:16:51 No.527353 Report

Quoted By:

>>527222
>what are transpositions

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iUN4O4/Y Wed 17 May 2017 00:18:22 No.527379 Report

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>>526396
>people calling music a """liberal arts""""
er
You can get paid quite a bit (depending on your country) to be in a military band, or enlist as an officer in one

It's also pretty easy to find a job if you're a good musician

If we're talking just being a straight up composer, and nothing else, yeah chances are you're going to do nothing with that degree

No reputable institution will hire anyone with no experience on an orchestral instrument

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tWrr1fPm Wed 17 May 2017 00:24:33 No.527517 Report

Quoted By: >>527586

>>527283
last time we had 30 young adults in the house thats okay room IMO

i´m 100% sure you don´t know the 90% and if you did or cared about what they think you wouldnt go to 4chan anymore

>>527292
baiting coz all this bullshit build around music that assfaggots only use to glorify themselves and to alienate everyone from being creative is annoying, what OP represents is a fucking nerd not a rockstar and thats not IMO what fun music is about

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mhvyrkc4 Wed 17 May 2017 00:27:27 No.527586 Report

Quoted By:

>>527517
>Implying that any successful rockstar isn't a fucking nerd about music

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