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>be me
>Being from far away Galaxy
>One day decide to check out earth
>Walkin around filthy populated area
>Lots of people incinerating thin white sticks filled with dried up organic material
>They suck it into their lungs and then spit it out
>I have never seen something so stupid in my life
>Maybe they contain chemicals that induce an enlightening state of mind
>Disguise myself as human and purchase a box of these white sticks
>They call them cigarettes
>In human currency they are equal to half a day of feeding substinance
>Try one
>Tastes like death and rotten bliglooobs
>Does not enlighten me
>Come to the conclusion that it's a way for the population to regulate itself through voluntary long term suicide
>People seem to enjoy it
>Seems retarded but ok
>FFWD 2 moon cycles
>Now in a different populated area with higher recourses
>Here people suck electronic devices
>They do not harm or enlighten you
>Just produce steam that serves no purpose
>Only explanation is that humans suck on these semi falic objects to attract other humans of the same sexual code into performing homosexual mating
>Mfw 'smoking' is retarded and 'vaping' is homosexual as well as the humans who perform said acts
Don't be surprised when we come and destroy your planet you giant conglomerate of brainless shit.
>Being from far away Galaxy
>One day decide to check out earth
>Walkin around filthy populated area
>Lots of people incinerating thin white sticks filled with dried up organic material
>They suck it into their lungs and then spit it out
>I have never seen something so stupid in my life
>Maybe they contain chemicals that induce an enlightening state of mind
>Disguise myself as human and purchase a box of these white sticks
>They call them cigarettes
>In human currency they are equal to half a day of feeding substinance
>Try one
>Tastes like death and rotten bliglooobs
>Does not enlighten me
>Come to the conclusion that it's a way for the population to regulate itself through voluntary long term suicide
>People seem to enjoy it
>Seems retarded but ok
>FFWD 2 moon cycles
>Now in a different populated area with higher recourses
>Here people suck electronic devices
>They do not harm or enlighten you
>Just produce steam that serves no purpose
>Only explanation is that humans suck on these semi falic objects to attract other humans of the same sexual code into performing homosexual mating
>Mfw 'smoking' is retarded and 'vaping' is homosexual as well as the humans who perform said acts
Don't be surprised when we come and destroy your planet you giant conglomerate of brainless shit.
