The arume have invaded earth. You are with the resistance now, and must work with your team to defeat them. This game’s outcome will be based off of how effective your rolls are, and how smart you can be. Not all actions will require rolls. Rolls will be rolled from the arume discord server. I will use a bot to roll, or you can roll yourself. The server link will be below. Dubs is considered the highest roll. The rolls are dependant on the situation though. For example if you are facing an army of arume up front with no cover. a 98 or dubs is not going to save you. So be smart with your actions. This is the same for the lower rolls. So they won’t be counted for menial actions. If you are talking to another player in the game then your roll will have no effect, they only have effect when you are talking with an npc. If you die in the game you cannot respawn till next thread, and you will have to choose a new character to play with and start over. This is so you don’t do stupid shit.
Master
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it's pronounced ah-roo-may
Arume discord server
https://discord dot gg/bzMexRr
The Ten Commandments of Arume
1. I am the lord, your OP. If you be a faggot i’m ignoring your post.
2. Thou shalt not make yourself an image in the form of anything in reddit above or on tumblr beneath or in the facebook below. Thou shalt not bow down to them or go on them.
3. Thou shalt not misuse the name of the Lord your OP while he is writing; for the OP will not hold him guiltless for pinging him for dumb shit
4. Remember and honour frog, henry gabber, and all the other old niggas.
5. Honour thy OP and thy waifu
6. Thou shalt not murder another player for no reason, or for a stupid reason
7. Thou shalt not kill, or hurt other players’ waifus
8. Love thy waifu with all thy heart
9. Thou shalt not give false testimony against the OP.
10. Thou shalt not cheat on your waifu, you fucking degenerate
Halton
The Lieutenant
Edgelord the Angry Russian
Edgelord the Angry Russian ID:k2hXKbqy Sat 26 May 2018 23:01:13 No. 5272823 Report WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Jim: A Boy Broken
>>5272789 >Continue because I forgot Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha.
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha. ID:BJp0kXOF Sat 26 May 2018 23:01:49 No. 5272830 Report >sleep in reverse
Anonymous
Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert
Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert ID:qcrnKElA Sat 26 May 2018 23:02:43 No. 5272838 Report >Keep my voice down "Yes, I'm a soldier. The name's Colonel Gigglebert... I can't tell you what I'm doing, but I assure you, there's nothing to worry about...">Get my back against the wall once more >Wait and listen, stealthily
Master
>>5272810 71
you fall asleep somehow while the airship moves towards the enemy airship.
>>5272814 you just finished telling the pilot to go get that other arume ship. the airship takes off after that ship.
>>5272823 >>5272828 >>5272830 you guys left off on the airship. the pilot just said "listen up, our shitty airship wont be able to take theirs in a straight up fight... we'll need whoever's able to climb onto their airship while i distract them with some fire, and somehow either takeover the engine room and destroy it, or take over the control room which is way harder... alright then... who wants to volunteer?"
>>5272828 after he says that chiyako pulls you to the side.
"listen jimbo, i know i said we were partners and all... but i never said i would die for the resistance. i was just accompanying you, and doing some jobs for some pay. i'm outta here, and aint dying because of that dumbass arthas. you can join me if you like..."
>she gives a smug smirk >>5272837 84
you get a nice ak47, you aim it at a group of japs and mow them down.
>>5272838 she looks over to you with a terrified face after staring at the door.
she says in a low voice "o-okay... do you need any help young man? my son is also a soldier here... h-he's a lazy boy, probably slacking off... do you want me to get him to help you?"
Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert
Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert ID:qcrnKElA Sat 26 May 2018 23:09:06 No. 5272898 Report >>5272886 "N-no, this is a very important secret mission... Who is your son, by the way?"
>Keep listening and waiting, s t e a l t h i l y Halton
>>5272886 >why do i still have to suffer >wait for everything to go down Anonymous
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>this shit again
Edgelord the Angry Russian
Edgelord the Angry Russian ID:k2hXKbqy Sat 26 May 2018 23:11:03 No. 5272922 Report >>5272886 "i can do it. but i need a few bottles of vodka and a silenced weapon."
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha.
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha. ID:BJp0kXOF Sat 26 May 2018 23:11:18 No. 5272925 Report >>5272838 Volunteer to J I H A D
The Lieutenant
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>>5272886 >Look for a vehicle,i need to get out of here Jim
>>5272886 "What do you have in mind?"
>I say to Chiyako Master
>>5272898 she says in a quiet but disgusted tone "gregory... that young man is always slacking off... he's probably with his friends or with some girl again... he was such a handful when he was a child..." she sighs.
you also hear from the bathroom some power tools or something.
>>5272904 lucy says to you "you're not okay to fight are you? this is insanity... we can't overpower them..."
>>5272922 pilot: "look in the back, there should be some weapons and stuff in there... and also no drinking anymore! you can't drink and fight!"
>>5272925 85
you look around and most of the vehicles you spot are already damaged and cannot be driven. except one of them, one of those biker motorcycles that seen its days, but looks like it still could work.
>>5272941 she whispers to you "look, we can either go in the back, grab two parachutes, open the door and get the hell outta here... or if you wanna save your little friends then we can take over the ship and fly back home... your choice..."
>>5272922 >>5272925 >>5272925 >>5272941 the pilot says to mo and dimitri
"alright you two? eh could work if you don't fight them directly... have you guys ever used those graspers that are used to climb airships before?"
The Lieutenant
>>5273021 >Get on the bike >Turn it on >Try to follow the airship Punished Anon
>>5273021 >Hit the last Arume base with the same strategy used to wipe out the last 2, then raid them and steal any tech that seems useful Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert
Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert ID:qcrnKElA Sat 26 May 2018 23:23:18 No. 5273049 Report >>5273021 >She's actually tinkering with that shit in the bathroom >Pic related >Quietly chuckle at the thought of Gregory with a woman >Keep waiting and listening Edgelord the Angry Russian
Edgelord the Angry Russian ID:k2hXKbqy Sat 26 May 2018 23:24:38 No. 5273066 Report >>5273021 "you have never been to russia then my friend."
"never heard of graspers..."
>goes to the back of the ship to get a silenced weapon and a few empty bottles Halton Wick
>>5273021 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxxWi2BADrM "If we have to do it then we'll do it"
>Check the airship and see any possible entrances. "no"
>I say to the helicopter guy Snoop (dog)
Jim
>>5273021 "We do option one if this fails."
>Hijack this Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha.
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha. ID:BJp0kXOF Sat 26 May 2018 23:27:11 No. 5273100 Report >>5273021 "Not used to boarding airships, but it shouldn't be too troublesome, where are we entering?"
Master
>>5273040 31
there's no keys, so you can't start it. you'll have to jam something in the keyhole or hotwire it somehow.
>>5273046 19
it seems that words has spread about you and your boys to the last arume base. they don't fall for the bait, and instead sit in their base and try to snipe at the scouts.
(also do you remember how many men you recruited? i forgot.)
>>5273049 the old woman says to you in a low voice "i'm gonna go scold my boy gregory and tell him about all the work other's are doing, while that lazy lug just sits in his office..."
she speed walks away angry, which at her age is just a slower than average walk.
you keep hearing the use of power tools from the bathroom, then you them stop, and hear footsteps coming to the door you are listening from.
>>5273066 you go in the back and get a silenced weapon of your choice.
(say which one.)
and you get 3 empty bottles for some reason.
>>5273078 59
you see some windows, and a door that's used for entering, but that's about all you can find that could be used for an entrance. the windows are also very thick, and the door is also thick and sealed shut.
pilot: "what no? you're going too?"
>>5273085 (your post from last thread)
45
they also get startled and pull their weapons out, but then once they realize you're a dog they ease up.
they start petting you and all happy to catch a break while on the field.
but after a few seconds of pets you start hearing loud gun shots, and all the men around you die.
Master
>>5273100 >>5273066 >he answers mo's question "well you guys can enter from the bottom or the top. bottom will be harder to get in, but it will be easier to finish the job since you'll be closer to the engine room. getting in through the top will be easier, but harder once you get in because you're further from the engine room, but there's also another plus since you're closer to the control room... but i don't recommend it since it's just you too... controlling the control room would be pretty hard..."
>he then adresses the graspers "graspers are either boots, or gloves that are used for these specific kinds of things. they allow you to stick to the surface of the airship if you tense your hand if you have the glove, or if you tense your foot if you have the boots... you'll use them to get on the surface of the airship, and plant an explosive at the top or bottom opening to make a hole which you will enter from... that's why i said it would be harder to get in from the bottom, since you guys have never use these before."
>>5273088 she smirks
"alright."
you go up to the pilot and put your gun to his head, and chiyako watches to make sure no one tries to be a hero.
chiyako says to the crew "listen up, this is a suicide mission... that arthas doesn't care about your lives, we're taking this ship and heading back home... general gregory will understand us, he's a good man..."
the pilot says to you "uhhh... what are you doing?"
>>5273078 >>5273100 >>5273066 after he speaks to you guys and you do your actions, you see
>>5273088 go up to the pilot and put a gun to his head.
and his arume friend says to you guys
"listen up, this is a suicide mission... that arthas doesn't care about your lives, we're taking this ship and heading back home... general gregory will understand us, he's a good man..."
Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert
Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert ID:qcrnKElA Sat 26 May 2018 23:44:29 No. 5273237 Report >>5273221 >Quickly walk away from the door and keep my back to it, make it look like I'm doing something over at the other side of the room The Lieutenant
>>5273221 >Put my knife in the keyhole >Try to turn it on by using the knife >Follow the airship as soon as it turns on Edgelord the Angry Russian
Edgelord the Angry Russian ID:k2hXKbqy Sat 26 May 2018 23:46:00 No. 5273252 Report >>5273221 "There we go, a silenced pistol and a few bottles just in case."
>get back to the boys "so? whats our plan?"
Jim
>>5273227 "We're going back to base. Now turn this around. Arthas's commands became null once he endangered the injured."
Halton Wick
>>5273227 >sleep again then Toucan
Snoop (dog)
>>5273221 >look around startled for a sec before realizing what happened. >play dead in hopes that whoever killed them will think they got me too Punished Anon
>>5273221 60
>Tell all the scouts to fall back, and get everybody to loot the fuck out of the first 2 Arume bases we took out, pick up everything that's not bolted to the floor and then go back to the village Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha.
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha. ID:BJp0kXOF Sat 26 May 2018 23:52:33 No. 5273303 Report >>5273227 "I'm going through the top of the ship, is there anything else i should know?"
Master
>>5273237 8
you go over to the other side of the room and act like you're doing something else.
aki comes out of the bathroom, and goes over to the table to grab some more tools. then she sees you and says "w-what are you doing?"
>>5273239 100
it works and you start it, you follow the two airships on the bike. you can see that the resistance airship is a bit far away from the arume one, but it keeps getting closer little by little.
>>5273252 (look at the last update i did in the post)
pilot: "looks like our plans have been come to a halt..."
you see jim with a gun to the pilot's head.
>>5273254 68
pilot: "look, i know this is fucking insane expecting us to take that ship... but we can't go back! greg may have us thrown in the brig! plus what are you gonna do kill me? i'm the only one that can fly this thing..."
>>5273258 you fall asleep in lucy's lap then.
>>5273273 they walk towards the dead soldiers and you.
ino: "...i think one of you hit the dog..."
lisa: "oh no!"
lisa runs up to you and starts shaking you to wake up.
kokoro: "eh whatever..."
>>5273293 42
your men get back to the other bases and loot whatever they can. but not without some snipers taking out 4 of your scouts.
>>5273303 (read the last update on the post)
pilot: "uhhh looks like our plans have been come to a halt..."
>>5273263 21
(really nigga.jpe)
i'll just say you completed that last mission since a lot of time has passed since then.
you spawn at the resistance base, at a table drinking some coffee.
Definitely not Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert
Definitely not Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert ID:qcrnKElA Sun 27 May 2018 00:01:52 No. 5273371 Report >>5273345 >Put on a deep voice "I beg your pardon. I was... Umm... Just checking out this table, it's fabulous, isn't it?"
Toucan
>>5273345 >Drink the ever-living fuck out of that coffee The Lieutenant
>>5273345 >Keep following it from a distance so i'm not spotted Edgelord the Angry Russian
Edgelord the Angry Russian ID:k2hXKbqy Sun 27 May 2018 00:02:50 No. 5273384 Report >>5273345 "What the fuck is this about???"
"You cant expect us to just go away and deal with it, im gonna go into that ship and crash it and theres nothing you can do about it!"
Punished Anon
>>5273345 >Go back to town with all the stolen tech and set it down in one of my men's house Snoop (dog)
>>5273345 >open eye slightly to see who is shaking me >when i realize it's the friendly women from earlier i get up and wag my tail happily thinking that whoever killed those nice men must have gone Halton Wick
>>5273345 >Just wait for everything to be over. Hopefully Jim
>>5273345 "Then die."
>Get a parachute and jump form this bitch. Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha.
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha. ID:BJp0kXOF Sun 27 May 2018 00:09:07 No. 5273431 Report >>5273345 >Aim towards Jim "What the fuck?"
Master
>>5273371 81
"huh? oh right... it is fabulous... i thought you were someone else... say what's your name? i know everyone around here and have not seen you around."
she says suspiciously
>>5273375 31
the coffee also tastes like shit, i forgot to mention that in the previous post.
drink the ever living fuck out of that coffee.
you then see some very old lady speed walking somewhere, which is very slow because she's old. then she spots you.
"excuse me young man... do you know where gregory is? this place is so big i just got lost..."
>>5273382 10
you keep following it from a distance, you notice the resistance airship slows down a little though for some reason.
also since you're in the city it's hard to keep up with the airships because the roads and and rubble and stuff, when the airship can just fly over everything.
>>5273395 you wait for it to be all over?
>>5273389 you guys go back to town and set it all in one of the houses
one of the men goes up to you
"sir, we got a lot of good loot from the bases, would you like to see what we got?"
>>5273391 lisa: "yes! this little guy knows some tricks hahaha! he can play dead..."
ino: "uhhh... i guess we have to take him then..."
kokoro: "well i can't say i was expecting it to work..."
lisa: "so are you ready to come home with us?"
>>5273431 >>5273404 >>5273384 dimitri yells "What the fuck is this about???"
"You cant expect us to just go away and deal with it, im gonna go into that ship and crash it and theres nothing you can do about it!"
pilot: "see jim...they want to go through with it..."
then mo aims towards jim "What the fuck?"
chiyako then aims towards mo "relax... we don't want anymore deaths..."
jim says to the pilot: "then die."
then goes to get some parachutes to leave the airship.
chiyako: "if you guys wanna live... there's still time..."
Punished Anon
>>5273481 "Yes. We can use this against them"
>He says Definitely not Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert
Definitely not Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert ID:qcrnKElA Sun 27 May 2018 00:18:29 No. 5273524 Report Jim
>>5273431 "I'm bailing mate."
>>5273481 >Raise my gun back at Mo The Lieutenant
>>5273481 >Keep following it >Notices that airship has stopped >Radio Pilot ''What is the meaning of this Corporal? They are getting away''
Halton Wick
>>5273481 >Itbegins.png >Pick up a parachute and get closer to the pilot "How about this smart guy, you try to crash this helicopter to the airship, hopefully we crash it and we parachute our way out of the helicopter before it's too late, then we'll land near of the airship if it crashes so we can recover the key.
What do you think?"
Toucan
>>5273481 "He's probably jerking off somewhere like he usually is. Let me take you to him."
>Grab her arm like I'm about to walk her across the street, then take her to where Greggory is jerkin the gherkin. Edgelord the Angry Russian
Edgelord the Angry Russian ID:k2hXKbqy Sun 27 May 2018 00:21:40 No. 5273558 Report >>5273481 "Ah goddammit guys calm your titties there is no time for pussing out or shooting each other we have a airship to hijack."
>prepare to get on the airship Snoop (dog)
>>5273481 "affirmative bark! "
>i follow them staying close to the one that least likes me since that must be the pack leader in my eyes. Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha.
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha. ID:BJp0kXOF Sun 27 May 2018 00:24:57 No. 5273577 Report >>5273481 >Don't stop aiming >>5273531 "And you decided that holding the only one here who can actually pilot this at gunpoint was the best way to do it? I can't stop you from leaving but i'm not letting you fuck the whole mission over"
Jim
>>5273577 "Are you blind? I stopped doing that now fuck off."
Definitely not Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert
Definitely not Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert ID:qcrnKElA Sun 27 May 2018 00:32:15 No. 5273655 Report Quoted By:
Master
>>5273506 73
you go and see what they got from the bases, you see a bunch of guns, a bunch of ammo, some explosives. and a fooking arume rpg thing.
the same guy says "say... what's your name? you just showed up here asking for men... who are you?"
>>5273524 10
things are quiet for a few seconds. then you head "AHA! I KNEW IT WAS YOU!"
she turns on one of the power tools in her hand. it looks like pic related, but he saw is a bit bigger and scarier.
she starts walking towards you.
"why are you pretending to be a person named john?"
>>5273538 91
the pilot doesn't answer for some reason, but he does put on the radio so you can hear him.
you hear jim say the words "i'm bailing mate".
>>5273557 "w-what? how inappropriate of you... but you are a nice young man for helping me find him..."
you guys walk over to greg's office.
on the way she says "i'm going to see him because i have to scold that naughty boy... he's always slacking off in his office, while all the other soldiers are doing soldier things... this afternoon i saw this man, colonel gigglbert, trying to catch an arume spy on the ship... while my son was doing what? playing games in his office..."
she says angrily.
>>5273569 lisa: "alright!"
you guys walk towards some rendezvous point and you stay close to lisa.
lisa: "i'm obviously his favourite..." she says trying to make the other girls mad.
kokoro: "yeah yeah whatever... he probably figured out that you two have the same intelligence levels, of course he's attracted to you..."
then as they are talking an airship descends in front of you guys. it's a futuristic looking thing, and it lands. a door opens and the arume get inside.
Master
>>5273577 >>5273558 >>5273531 >>5273538 jim and mo raise their guns at eachother, with chiyako having her gun also on mo.
jim: "I'm bailing mate."
mo: "And you decided that holding the only one here who can actually pilot this at gunpoint was the best way to do it? I can't stop you from leaving but i'm not letting you fuck the whole mission over."
then dimitri fires with "Ah goddammit guys calm your titties there is no time for pussing out or shooting each other we have a airship to hijack."
jim: "Are you blind? I stopped doing that now fuck off."
halton then says his plan
>>5273539 and the pilot says
"it could work... there's a chance it would bring down the airship... but we don't know if it really could do it... that airship they have is a monster, and if we crash into them and then jump out, and it doesn't send them down... then we'll have no transport, and they have open season on us... it's up to you guys..."
Punished Anon
>>5273666 "I go by Punished Anon. I got lost here and decided I'd go and wreck some Arume bases"
Definitely not Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert
Definitely not Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert ID:qcrnKElA Sun 27 May 2018 00:38:12 No. 5273691 Report >>5273666 "Eh?"
>Slowly back off "W-well... Wh-what are you going to d-do with that?"
Halton Wick
>>5273666 >Search for explosives "We would need a bigger explosion"
>Check what is keeping the airship from flying and figure out how clear is the cockpit from an outside point of view "And we need to know where to aim"
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha.
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha. ID:BJp0kXOF Sun 27 May 2018 00:39:30 No. 5273700 Report >>5273668 >Stop aiming at Jim and prepare for jihad instead "I say we try it"
Toucan
>>5273666 "Yeah, Greg is a bit of a cunt, isn't he."
>Continue to his office Jim
>>5273668 "Ehh could work if we aim for the engine area."
>Lower my gun. The Lieutenant
>>5273666 ''Fucking Deserter''
>Radio Greg ''Greg this is Arthas,Tune in to this radio coordinates and don't turn it off for a second,we may have a desertion in our hands''
>Keep following the airship Edgelord the Angry Russian
Edgelord the Angry Russian ID:k2hXKbqy Sun 27 May 2018 00:43:06 No. 5273733 Report "Ah fuck it, lets try it."
The Lieutenant
>>5273730 >>5273668 >Also pass the pilot radio coordinates Snoop (dog)
>>5273666 >hesitate for a second since its unfamiliar territory but follow since i trust them Master
>>5273675 "oh... you're resistance right? my name's timothy..."
he goes to shake your hand
"are you gonna stick around here and kill more of em? or are you going back to the resistance?"
>>5273691 30
"well i WAS going to use it for my project!..."
she keeps getting closer
"now YOU answer my question jeremy! why is your name john now!"
>>5273693 75
you find a bunch of c4 and grenades. the cockpit is pretty clear, you can see the sides if you're inside the cockpit, plus airships also use cameras to see all over.
you also see that it is running on an engine that is at the lower back portion of the ship.
>>5273708 she hits your shoulder, but it doesn't hurt at all because she's old.
"watch your language young man! and yes, he is..."
you guys arrive at his office. you see him at his desk looking over some papers.
gregory: "mother? i thought i told you not to come up here... and toucan?"
mother: "you are a lazy bum you know that! very lazy! all locked up in your office sitting down, enjoying whatever you do in here!"
gregory: "i'm at work mother! what do you want?!"
she slaps him on the face, but he doesn't feel anything from the slap.
>>5273730 >>5273735 dubs
you pass greg everything to listen.
you hear about some plan to crash the resistance airship into the arume airship to bring it down from halton.
>>5273740 you follow along on the airship. it's very nice and air conditioned inside compared to outside.
they all take a seat and lisa calls you over to sit on her lap.
"cmon doggy, cmon!"
ino: "take us back to base, we finished our objective..."
pilot: "right away."
>>5273700 >>5273717 >>5273733 pilot: "alright... but i'd say be ready if it crashes... most will probably parachute out, and we'll have a fight on our hands... unless we set something up for them as they parachute out or something... jim you're the highest rank here so you lead this op..."
chiyako: "jesus... this is insane..."
Definitely not Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert
Definitely not Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert ID:qcrnKElA Sun 27 May 2018 00:54:52 No. 5274432 Report >>5274425 "H-ha... G-got ya!"
>Scream like a girl and run for my life, it doesn't matter where, just run The Lieutenant
>>5274425 >Keep following the ship Punished Anon
>>5274425 "Maybe, but I have some beans to spill on the resistance. The commander is an Arume. Ever since I found out about this I've doubted the resistance's ability to retake this planet, considering that just us 61 were able to take out 2 bases with minimal equipment. I believe we should start a new faction, Timothy, one that will get shit done. I'll call it the Diamond Snakes"
Halton Wick
>>5274425 >Start putting the c4 near of the grenades and pass Lucy a parachute and be ready for the jihad Toucan
>>5274425 "Yeah, Greggory, get back to work."
>Shake my finger disappointedly at him Edgelord the Angry Russian
Edgelord the Angry Russian ID:k2hXKbqy Sun 27 May 2018 00:59:10 No. 5274482 Report >>5274425 "Alright lets fucking go."
>get all my stuff Jim
>>5274425 "Got it. Everyone prepare their parachutes and weapons!"
>Make sure I'm well equipped. Snoop (dog)
>>5274425 >after two failed attempts at trying to jump up to her i get up and start licking her face. Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha.
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha. ID:BJp0kXOF Sun 27 May 2018 01:00:05 No. 5274491 Report >>5274425 >Reload my guns and check my equipment Master
>>5274432 81
you scream and run the fuck out of the room.
aki chases you with power tool in hand.
"get back here colonel gigglebert! i just want to ask some questions!"
lucky for you she's short so you can run way faster than her.
>>5274448 you keep following the airship
>>5274455 "hmm diamond snakes you say... nice name... so what's the next part of your plan?"
>>5274459 lucy takes the parachute and you start putting the explosives.
lucy: "you got this lulius..." she cheers you on
>>5274462 greg: "i-i am working!"
mother: "whatever! i need to get my beauty sleep..."
the old woman walks out of the office, and greg gives you this look.
gregory: "sorry you had to see that..."
>>5274482 you get all your stuff ready, parachute and all.
>>5274487 you get everything ready
chiyako: "we better be careful jimbo... if one of these fucks talks about how we were gonna hijack this ship, and how we were gonna leave we'll be in deep shit... especially me..."
>>5274491 you reload your guns and see that you still have a smoke grenade left.
>>5274488 you get up on her lap and the airship lifts up off the ground.
she hugs you and pets you.
kokoro: "hey be careful, that things been out in the wild... it's all dirty, could have a disease..."
lisa: "hmph..." she ignores her.
the airship starts flying to their base.
Definitely not Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert
Definitely not Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert ID:qcrnKElA Sun 27 May 2018 01:48:09 No. 5274862 Report >>5274838 "H-hey! T-timeout! Timeout!"
>Stop running "Wh-what's up?"
Punished Anon
>>5274838 "Crashing the Arume empire... with no survivors"
>he picks up an Arume gun "Now, let's see exactly what makes these things work"
The Lieutenant
>>5274838 ''AHA,GOT IT''
>Radio greg again ''Did you listen to it general? What are the orders sir?''
>Keep following the shit Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha.
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha. ID:BJp0kXOF Sun 27 May 2018 01:50:40 No. 5274878 Report >>5274838 >Go grab a parachute and see if there are explosives around༒ Snoop (dog)
>>5274838 >happily wait in her lap Halton Wick
>>5274838 >THE FIRE RISES.JPG >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAaB66b_r1c >I look at Lucy with a smug "Alright Pilot on your mark we crash this Helicopter... (With no survivors)"
>I wait for the pilot to do his shit Jim
>>5274838 "Ehh we'll be fine."
>Wait for the signal Toucan
>>5274838 "Why's your mother walking around here? Wait, has she been here the whole time?"
Edgelord the Angry Russian
Edgelord the Angry Russian ID:k2hXKbqy Sun 27 May 2018 01:55:34 No. 5274924 Report >>5274838 "I cant believe that we are actually doing this..."
>get ready to jump Master
>>5274862 90
she stops also
"why are you running away john? i just wanted to ask some questions..."
she tries to contain her anger but ends sounding mad as she says it.
>>5274864 timothy: "...i don't know... they just seem like normal projectile weapons, but superior to our in every way..."
>>5274867 greg: "yeah i heard... you guys are crashing the airship into the other airship? good luck soldier, i'll send another evac, but it'll take sometime to get here."
>>5274878 you grab a parachute for yourself.
there are some explosives, some grenades and c4. halton is currently arranging them all in one spot to explode them.
>>5274890 you wait in her lap, on the ride home they talk, and talk, talk about random things you don't understand.
finally after about an hour you guys finally arrive. you can see through the window a huge airship, like the one you're on but way bigger. it is like the size of a building in the air, and casts a huge shadow on the ground. there is an opening in it for vehicles like yours to get in, your airship goes inside the opening in the vehicle bay and lands. kinda like the brotherhood of steel has in fallout 4.
>>5274909 >>5274912 >>5274924 >>5274878 pilot: "alright boys, i'm going full speed into their engine, once i'm nearly there i'm getting the fuck out of here and jumping out... then halton you do your thing with the explosives. and jim, you'll lead once we're out of this thing... everyone ready?"
>>5274914 greg: "yes... i try to keep her out of this floor, since this is where the military operates... she never listens..."
you can see the pain in his eyes.
Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert
Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert ID:qcrnKElA Sun 27 May 2018 02:02:43 No. 5274993 Report >>5274967 >Nervously laugh "Hehe... R-right, what's up, Aki?"
Halton Wick
>>5274967 "Aye..."
>I wait for the pilot to jump out and when he does i jump out too and i wait for the helicopter to make contact with the Airship and then i trigger the c4's The Lieutenant
>>5274967 ''Sir are you deaf?''
''Also cancel that last order,we don't even know if they'll survive and you will be risking an evac ship,i'll go there myself''
>Keep following them close Punished Anon
>>5274967 "We should deconstruct this and find out what makes it better than ours, then. Once earth is taken back, we'll start mass producing these things and start pushing the Arumes all the way back to the miserable rock they inhabit"
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha.
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha. ID:BJp0kXOF Sun 27 May 2018 02:04:20 No. 5275009 Report Quoted By:
>>5274967 >Forget about grabbing explosives and jump out once everyone else does Toucan
>>5274967 "Alrighty then, I'll leave you to it. I'm sure you have some mighty important stuff to deal with and you wont just play video games or jerk off as soon as I leave this room."
>Turn 360 degrees and get the hell outta there Edgelord the Angry Russian
Edgelord the Angry Russian ID:k2hXKbqy Sun 27 May 2018 02:05:45 No. 5275019 Report "This is it!">wait for it...
Jim
>>5274967 "Alright."
>Deep sigh Snoop (dog)
>>5274967 >be first to run out once the doors open Master
>>5274993 1
you see tears form in her eyes. and hear a crack in her throat.
"why john... why would you do this..."
she keeps getting closer with her power tool.
foster walks in to the room you guys are in... and see aki with her power tool. then he does a 360 and walks right out.
>>5275006 "deaf?! what do you mean deaf lieutenant? YOU NEED TO LEARN SOME RESPECT YOU KNOW THAT BOY?! I'M SENDING EVAC THERE NOW, AND ONCE YOU GET BACK, I WILL HAVE A WORD WITH YOU IN PRIVATE!"
you keep following them, you see that the airship sped up, and is going very fast at the other airship. and then you see the airship crash into it and explode.
>>5275008 "okay sir... do you know anyone qualified to do these things though? most of us are too dumb for this kind of technology..."
>>5275018 gregory is left speechless, and you do a 360 and walk out of there.
>>5275044 86
you run out of the airship as the doors open. the vehicle bay is very big, you see many vehicles around, tanks, airship, etc.
lisa: "i'm gonna take him to see that captain now"
kokoro: "good luck... you know how the captain is."
lisa picks you up, looks you in the eye and says "now you be on your best behavior now... the captain is a very serious woman, and you mustn't worry her, okay?"
>>5274995 >>5275022 >>5275019 >>5274995 your guys's airship flies full speed at the enemy and you guys jump out. then it crashes into where its engine is supposed to be, and halton triggers the explosives. you see that the pilot jumped out at the last moment.
the arume airship wobbles around and descends a little. but after a few seconds regains control, and keeps flying. it does move a lot slower now though since it's been damaged, and smoke comes out of it.
Punished Anon
>>5275100 "Well, we can always take it apart. I assume you know how guns work, right?"
Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert
Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert ID:qcrnKElA Sun 27 May 2018 02:19:39 No. 5275113 Report >>5275100 "EEEEHH?! I T-told you I was joking!"
>See Foster walk out "H-hey! Foster, help me, man..!"
Halton Wick
>>5275100 >wait for landing Snoop (dog)
>>5275100 >lick her nose and then bark The Lieutenant
>>5275100 ''Jesus Christ Greg,listen to the next time,Jim bitch just proclaimed they're guilty of treason,which you would've listened were you not too busy chugging all that bacon and playing video games''
''I know you're my superior but for christ sake listen closer the next time''
>Keep following the airship Toucan
>>5275100 >Go to the armory and figure out what kind of weapons and gear I had before who knows what the fuck even happened. >Examine it to see if anything can be upgraded or turned into something more useful Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha.
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha. ID:BJp0kXOF Sun 27 May 2018 02:22:14 No. 5275132 Report >>5275100 >Land and prepare for the worst Edgelord the Angry Russian
Edgelord the Angry Russian ID:k2hXKbqy Sun 27 May 2018 02:23:20 No. 5275139 Report >>5275100 "This doesnt look very promising."
>prepare to land Jim
>>5275100 "Well that did jackshit."
>Land and radio Greg "Ayy, we need two airships here as fast as possible. One will need to chase the airship we're after."
Master
>>5275104 "well yeah... normal guns... i don't know anything about these though. the resistance uses a lot of arume guns right? do you know someone from there that can help us?"
>>5275113 45
foster stops walking away from a minute and turns around. you can see he's visibly scared.
foster: "h-hey commander! what's up?"
aki: "foster... he was just playing a joke on me, now i'm playing a joke on him... nothing to see here..."
foster: "w-wow... looks fun, can i j-join?"
he looks at you for help now
>>5275117 1
greg: "I ONLY HEARD ABOUT A PLAN TO CRASH INTO THE AIRSHIP, IF YOU HAVE NEWS OF SOME MUTINY THEN SAY IT TO ME WHEN YOU GET HOME!"
you see the airship that crashed into it explodes, and the arume airship wobbles a bit but quickly regains its control. it is a lot slower now though, and there is smoke coming out.
>>5275115 >>5275132 >>5275139 you guys all land safely enough, it also looks like the arume airship isn't firing on you guys, it just wants to leave the place with the key.
>>5275126 you had a ump or something with you last mission. the ump is still there, there are many attachments that can go on it thanks to the arume tech. there's nonlethal shock bullets that were used when you were capturing this airship, there's also other shit like some sort of magnet thing (inb4 magnet memes) that if you wear the special gloves and drop your fun, you can get the gun back, like thor's hammer. you can also do it with mags for reloading.
>>5275116 lisa: "alright! let's go!"
she carries you and you walk to someone's office, she opens the door and you see an arume not much older than the ones you were with sitting at a desk.
lisa: "captain!"
she salutes her
captain: "what the fock is that thing..."
lisa holds you up to the captain's face "we found him... we believe he can be a useful weapon..."
Master
>>5275141 greg: "huh? do you really think it could catch up? and sending evac now..."
Punished Anon
>>5275263 "Well, anyways, I feel the Diamond Snakes need a couple more members. Any towns around this area?"
Jim
>>5275268 "It's billowing smoke and moving slow. It should be able to keep up with it."
Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert
Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert ID:qcrnKElA Sun 27 May 2018 02:40:46 No. 5275306 Report >>5275263 >Give him a look on genuine concern "I-I think it's more of a two player game, Foster..."
>Give him a thumbs-up, as to say "It's too late for me, run for your fucking life and thanks for trying to help, friend" (He should be able to work that out form the thumbs-up) >Turn back to Aki "S-so, h-honey, maybe you should pu-put down the p-power-tool..."
>Give her an innocent smile "Y'know, so that w-we can talk this over..."
Snoop (dog)
Halton Wick
>>5275263 >Wait for evac and reconsider suicide Edgelord the Angry Russian
Edgelord the Angry Russian ID:k2hXKbqy Sun 27 May 2018 02:43:43 No. 5275322 Report >>5275263 "Well, now what? Do we wait for help or do we try tp chace that goddamn airship?"
The Lieutenant
>>5275263 >Keep riding to the airship,should be a lot easier now since it's slower Toucan
>>5275263 >Abandon the ump and check the variety of assault rifles and attachments Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha.
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha. ID:BJp0kXOF Sun 27 May 2018 02:45:27 No. 5275340 Report >>5275263 >Look around, wonder why the fuck didn't i bring a bomb vest to blow myself up Master
>>5275278 "sadly no... most of the towns are deserted. there is a place though which i've head of. it's kind of like a city for all people... it's run by some gangsters or something. arume live there, both loyalists and stratocracy, humans live there, ex resistance... we could try recruiting there if they let us..."
>>5275295 greg sighs: "alright... one more thing before you go off. arthas told me of some mutiny with your friend... what is going on here?"
>>5275306 10
foster doesn't understand and stays
"o-oh cmon... you guys never have time for good ol foster... hahahaha" he nervously laughs.
aki sighs "you two should both sit down first, i'll explain the rules of this game..."
she points to some chairs.
>>5275310 the captain makes a disgusted face
lisa: "he helped us take out some resistance soldiers... and we also completed the objective you sent us out for..."
captain: "how exactly did that thing help you take out a group of soldiers?"
lisa: "well... humans seems to love dogs, so he distracted them... and then we shot them... so can we keep him?"
the captain takes a moment to think "well he is kind of cute... just make sure he doesn't get in the way of anything... we could also get him a suit of armour too."
the captain face slowly turns from disgust to a more happy face.
"and we could have a doghouse, and give him clothes to wear, and maybe even find a girl dog for him, oh and we'll need to clean him... give him to me for cleaning, i'll make sure he's cleaned properly..."
and the captain keeps talking and talking about things to do with you.
>>5275322 pilot: "no chance... we're lucky it isn't firing on us... we now just need to wait for evac..."
>>5275318 lucy: "d-don't feel bad... it was a good plan, hell it slowed the airship down... we may be able to catch up to it now..."
>>5275340 you look around, you see in the distance arthas menethil
>>5275325 on a fookin motorcycle riding towards you guys, but he is very far away.
Master
>>5275325 you keep riding there, you can see in the distance the team. they are all on the ground now, waiting for evac, they are very far away still though.
>>5275328 there's a bunch assault rifles, everything from an m4, to some obscure rifle iv'e never heard of. there's many attachements that go with the guns, like the ones i've mentioned before, and more, like sights, grips, different types of ammo, etc.
The Lieutenant
>>5275407 >Keep riding,don't stop for anyone Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert
Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert ID:qcrnKElA Sun 27 May 2018 02:56:45 No. 5275426 Report >>5275405 "Y-yes, ma'am."
>Sit down Edgelord the Angry Russian
Edgelord the Angry Russian ID:k2hXKbqy Sun 27 May 2018 02:56:59 No. 5275431 Report >>5275405 "Ah fucking hell I think I need some more alcohol."
>look around for any spare vodka Jim
>>5275405 "Yeah. I planned on dipping what about it?"
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha.
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha. ID:BJp0kXOF Sun 27 May 2018 02:58:34 No. 5275457 Report >>5275405 >Recite the Quran to kill some time Halton Wick
>>5275405 >Ifihadsomethingtokillthatairship.png >Check our sorroundings and see if there's something useful like artillery or a Stinger Punished Anon
>>5275405 "Gangsters, huh. And also Arume. Sounds like a shitty place to live. Let's go and recruit everybody there who'll care to listen, and kill some Arume while we're at it "
>He reloads his revolver Toucan
>>5275407 >Take a scar l like in the pic, with the sight and grip. Me irl btw minus the cig Snoop (dog)
>>5275405 >Wait for the woman to stop making sounds with her mouth and then bark Master
>>5275415 you keep riding towards the airship and pass everyone, but ignore them and keep riding to the airship. you are pretty close to the airship now since its slow.
>>5275445 "n-nothing.. just come back and we'll talk about it... i know you're a loyal soldier jim, you haven't let me down yet..."
he goes off.
and then you suddenly see arthas on a motorcycle riding towards the airship. he passes you guys and doesn't say a word.
then chiyako pulls you to the side. she has a sort of sad, and deep in thought face like pic related.
"what a day jim... what day. listen, i'm not well liked around here... this desertion stuff is gonna come back and bite me in the ass, especially with that arthas around... i'm leaving and going to wander some more, i can't stay with the resistance anymore... it's been a good run though, thanks for the great time."
she puts her hand out to shake your hand.
>>5275426 dubs
you guys both sit down.
she takes a moment to think and calm down. then she puts her power tool down.
she nervously laughs "hahahahaha i-i got you guys good d-didn't i? that power tool was pretty scary huh? hahahahaha..."
foster also does a fake laugh
"y-you're such a joker aki hahahahahaha"
>>5275431 74
you don't spot any vodka. then you look towards your crashed airship, and see the vodka bottle broken, and vodka spilling out. a tear rolls down your cheek, you can't help it.
then you see arthas pass you on a motorcycle trying to chase the airship.
>>5275457 you recite some quran verses as you kill time. billy mays passes you guys and doesn't say anything, he just goes after the airship.
>>5275487 72
you don't spot a stinger or anything like that on hte ground. apparently people don't just keep them around anymore.
Master
>>5275489 timothy: "oh hell yeah! springvalley here we come! i'll tell everyone where we're heading next... you can stay at my house if you'd like."
>>5275497 >damn i didn't know you were a cute anime girl. also that cig is hot. you take a scar and have the grip and sight like pic related.
>>5275503 they stop talking and you bark at her.
the captain takes you in her arms, and you guys go over to a shower.
captain: "alright now... what should we name you? are you a boy or a girl?" she flips you around to see if you have a dick or not.
(just say your gender in the thread.)
Punished Anon
>>5275630 "Sure. Get the rest of the Diamond Snakes ready, we're going Arume hunting"
Snoop (dog)
Halton Wick
>>5275627 >die >a.k.a sleep Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert
Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert ID:qcrnKElA Sun 27 May 2018 03:17:33 No. 5275648 Report >>5275627 *Internally screams*
>Don't say anything, just look terrified The Lieutenant
>>5275627 ''Ok,Ok,this is a bit too close for my liking''
>Turn the motorcycle around and go back Jim
>>5275627 >Shake her hand and bring her in for a hug. "I'll miss you, Chiyako. Stay safe, love."
Edgelord the Angry Russian
Edgelord the Angry Russian ID:k2hXKbqy Sun 27 May 2018 03:19:38 No. 5275660 Report >>5275627 "AAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID GOD DO THIS TO ME?!?!"
>fall down and cry Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha.
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha. ID:BJp0kXOF Sun 27 May 2018 03:20:29 No. 5275665 Report Toucan
>>5275630 >that cig is hot >pic related >Go find the gay nigger being raped by his waifu and see if I cant save him or somerthing like that Master
>>5275639 timothy: "huh right now? isn't it a bit late?"
>>5275641 "so you're a boy then... ugh, would prefer a female being arume and all, but whatever, you're just a dog, you don't know any better."
she puts you in the shower and starts scrubbing you down with soap.
>>5275648 aki: "oh man i got you guys good... now before you guys leave i want to tell you something important... you both remember that guy frog right? you three were comrades at the louisiana base. you must remember some incident involving him and a microwave or something... after that microwave incident he just disappeared or something. it's almost like the reasoning for his disappearance had something to do with the microwave itself..."
she makes a thinking face
"hahaha but that's just a theory..."
>>5275672 you go find the gay nigger, and see him and foster sitting in a chair, and aki sitting in a chair opposite to them. she has a power tool at her feet and they are just talking. you hear the word microwave mentioned.
>>5275649 you turn the motorcycle around and don't get any closer to the airship. you park a bit far away from them.
>>5275652 as you bring her in for a hug she goes for a kiss. a nice long smooch.
"i'll miss you too... hopefully we'll meet again someday..."
she then turns around and starts walking away with her injuries.
>>5275665 >>5275660 >>5275646 you guys all beside each other wait for the airship. one of you just fell down and started crying about spilled vodka, the other one is praying to allah, and the other one is just sleeping on the ground. it's quiet a sight.
the airship arrives now.
Jim
>>5275701 >Sit on the ground like the failure I am. "Nice going, Jim. You finally get a girl and you fuck it up less then week later..."
Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert
Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert ID:qcrnKElA Sun 27 May 2018 03:32:13 No. 5275712 Report >>5275701 >Mutter "God has abandoned us..."
Toucan
>>5275701 >Everything seems to be alright, so I just hang around and listen in on their conversation for now The Lieutenant
>>5275701 >Ride to the group >Approach the pilot ''What is the situation private? What the fuck happened''
>Also climb aboard the airship Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha.
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha. ID:BJp0kXOF Sun 27 May 2018 03:34:46 No. 5275723 Report >>5275701 >Go into the airship Punished Anon
Quoted By:
>>5275701 "You're right, we'll do it tomorrow. For now, we rest"
Edgelord the Sad Russian
>>5275701 >stand up in go to the airship, barely able to walk and with tears in my eyes >immediatly start looking for a drink Halton Wick
>>5275701 >ICAN'TWAKEUP >get to the airship and wait Snoop (dog)
>>5275701 >whimper because i don't like baths but endure it for the mistress. I'm sleeping now, goodnight Arume thread, it was fun.
Toucan
Quoted By:
>>5275741 Goobnyt lad, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite
Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert
Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert ID:qcrnKElA Sun 27 May 2018 03:40:50 No. 5275746 Report Quoted By:
>>5275741 Goobnyt lad, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite
Master
>>5275711 you sit on the ground and ponder about how much a failure you are. the airship arrives now, and chiyako is long gone.
>>5275712 foster looks at you with scared eyes upon remembering frog.
aki: "well, that's that then! have a good day guys!"
she says cheerily all of a sudden after being so serious.
she kisses jeremy on the cheek and then heads into the woman's bathroom with her power tools.
>>5275715 everything looks normal, aki is all cheery and leaves for the woman's bathroom with a power tool. you see jeremy and foster looking horrified though.
>>5275716 pilot: "we tried mate... we tried, but in the end it didn't work. it was our last shot..."
you guys climb aboard the airship.
>>5275723 >>5275726 >>5275733 you guys all walk aboard the airship. the air is full of depression, and crying russians.
dimitri goes immediately goes into the back and grabs a vodka bottle.
Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert
Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert ID:qcrnKElA Sun 27 May 2018 03:44:42 No. 5275765 Report >>5275757 >Slowly turn to Foster "F-foster... Let's never talk about this again..."
>Get up and head to Gregs office Toucan
>>5275757 >Think to myself "I wonder what's got them so spooked"
>Retire to my quarters since nothing else is happening Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha.
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha. ID:BJp0kXOF Sun 27 May 2018 03:47:11 No. 5275774 Report >>5275757 >look around the airship The Lieutenant
>>5275757 ''You're going to recover that key or you are as good as dead,can you fly this junk?''
''If yes then get us close as we can to the airship''
Anonymous
>>5275757 >Drink the whole thing in one go and think about the spilled bottle Jim
>>5275757 >Get in and wait to return by home. Halton Wick
>>5275757 "I'll rip and tear Alice guts the next time that i see her so she can stay in hell this time."
>I mutter >Wait Master
>>5275765 foster: "agreed."
foster gets up and heads for the medical center.
you then get up and head for greg's office, you see him at his desk rubbing his temples.
"colonel, how may i help you?"
>>5275773 you go back to your quarters after almost witnessing a murder. in there are one of the mexicans looking around.
"t-toucan?! what are you doing here?"
>>5275774 you see a crying russian drinking vodka, so much that he actually falls asleep. and a scared pilot being threatened by arthas. the pilot looks around for help and locks eyes with you.
>>5275775 70
the pilot is surprised by what you just said.
"but sir... how can this transport ship compete with that one? i mean i guess it is damaged, but it's far away now, and who knows if it's reached its destination by now..."
>>5275778 you drink the whole bottle of vodka, and since you already drank a bottle of vodka before you get so drunk that you fall asleep right where you are. and dream about mother russia.
>>5275779 as you get up from where you're sitting something falls out of your pocket, some sort of paper.
>>5275782 the airship takes off and you imagine ripping and tearing alice's guts. you wait for the airship to take you back home.
Jim
>>5275807 >Pick it up and read it. Toucan
>>5275807 "What the fuck are you doing in my room?"
>Aim the Scar L at his head The Lieutenant
>>5275807 >Punch him ''DID YOU HEAR WHAT I FUCKING SAID?''
''AFTER IT YOU SHIT OR I'LL STRING YOU BY THE INTESTINES''
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha.
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha. ID:BJp0kXOF Sun 27 May 2018 03:58:50 No. 5275826 Report >>5275807 >Go intrude in the pilot and Arthas' conversation Dimitri the Sad Russian
>>5275807 "OHHHH GLORIOUS RUSSIA HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN"
"THESE GLORIOUS LANDS NOW DESTROYED BY ALIEN SCUM"
Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert
Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert ID:qcrnKElA Sun 27 May 2018 04:00:39 No. 5275834 Report >>5275807 >Lean up against a wall "I heard Geralt is leading a mission..."
Halton Wick
>>5275807 >But for now we focus on the present and we keep moving forward, it might look like defeat in the horizon but it doesn't mean that we can mold it for a better outcome. Afterall emotions create an illusion of defeat and anger but never relies on focus and dedication to the craft until the end. >Keep waiting Master
>>5275813 you pick it up and see that it's actually a picture, a picture of you and chiyako together at that one bar when you first met. you guys both shot the place up killing everyone, and after took a picture together after to remember it. this is a paper copy of it, on the back it says "so you wont forget about me" and then a wink face.
>>5275823 "t-this is your room? hahahaha i never knew that... hahahaha"
he says nervously.
"why you have that gun up like that hermano?"
>>5275824 94
you punch him hard in the face his nose bleeds
"a-alright alright! what do you want me to do? you just want me to fly to it?"
>>5275826 you see him punch the poor pilot in the face and then hear him say ''DID YOU HEAR WHAT I FUCKING SAID?''
''AFTER IT YOU SHIT OR I'LL STRING YOU BY THE INTESTINES''
the pilot responds with "a-alright alright! what do you want me to do? you just want me to fly to it?"
you are right next to them now.
>>5275831 vladimir putin pops out of nowhere.
"comrade... we need to take it back and instill communism... are you with us?"
>>5275834 "geralt? who da fook is that guy? you mean arthas? yes he is, he also failed it..."
greg looks disapointed
"why?"
>>5275843 you keep waiting?
Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert
Expert Sniper Colonel Jeremy "Demon "Semon" Eye" Gigglebert ID:qcrnKElA Sun 27 May 2018 04:06:09 No. 5275857 Report >>5275853 "Ah, my bad, I just had an... "experience"... Wait, it failed? What was their objective?"
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha.
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha. ID:BJp0kXOF Sun 27 May 2018 04:06:37 No. 5275859 Report >>5275853 "What's going on, kuffar?"
The Lieutenant
>>5275853 ''YES YOU FUCKING IMBECILE''
''HOLY FUCKING SHIT,IF THEY GET AWAY I'M EXECUTING YOU FOR TREASON''
>Unholster my pistol and point at his head ''NOW MOVE YOU PIECE OF SHIT BEFORE I BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT''
>>5275859 ''This retarded piece of shit can't do basic human functioning''
Halton Wick
>>5275853 >Yes i keep waiting. I check if Lucy is alright meanwhile Toucan
>>5275853 >Block the door and continue aiming at the spic "You're gonna tell me what you were just doing before I walked in here before the count of three if you don't want any bullet-sized holes in you."
"Three"
"Two"
>If he doesn't speak before one, empty my clip into his skull Jim
>>5275853 >Tuck the picture away. "Goddamnit..."
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha.
Muhammad Ali Kemal Pasha. ID:BJp0kXOF Sun 27 May 2018 04:10:31 No. 5275872 Report Quoted By:
>>5275860 "How informative"
Master
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>>5275857 "their objective was to get this key, that's supposed to allow us to open avrod... but now it's lost to them... we'll have to get to avrod first before them, so then they have the key, and we have the treasure..."
>>5275865 lucy is sitting down watching arthas bully the poor pilot.
lucy: "i can't believe he wants us to go back... the airship is long gone by now..."
she sighs
"i just want to go home..."
>>5275860 "alright alright!"
he runs into the cockpit and turns the ship around.
>>5275867 "o-okay! okay! calm down! i was just looking for some... things... to take... you know like valuable items that people don't really want?"
he laughs nervously
"i had no idea this was your room though tuco! honest!"
>>5275868 you tuck the picture away, and you feel the airship turn around going back to chase the airship.
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