I'm a journalist at huffpo and I'm here with a message: pizzagate isnt real

>I heard my boss's boss talking about pizzagate
>how alefantis left a trail of breadcrumbs to instigate a sperg out online
>it was a planned distraction
>trump was on Epstein island too
>everyone is in on this
>the podesta emails were doctored to include weird language like the pizza map
>it's all a carefully crafted hoax
>alefantis thought this would bring more people to comet ping pong
>it would make it like a viral landmark or something idk
>then someone shot up the place
>luckily they only got his harddrive
>but that's when they pulled the plug


You guys really did a number with this. It was all a joke to try to get you autists free pizza. He had a password and everything but instead you focused on art that is totally irrelevant.

>no one in government is a pedophile
>there isnt a canaanite cabal that operates behind the scenes


You guys took this joke way too far. Alefantis was all about an interactive conspiracy that ended in family fun. You all ruined it