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Anonymous ID:EizM2pY6 Sun 27 May 2018 18:01:16 No.5283144 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5283157 >>5283163 >>5283166 >>5283329 >>5283344 >>5284220 >>5284391

my bed smells like lubricant

they aren't messing around with that shit it never dries

legit how do i get rid of it i can't fucking sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7OR55+w Sun 27 May 2018 18:02:15 No.5283157 Report

Quoted By: >>5283192

>>5283144
stop dildoing yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QNZa2wxs Sun 27 May 2018 18:02:49 No.5283163 Report

Quoted By:

>>5283144
Change the sheets?

I got this sick oil that soaked right into the matress on mine. I was taking apart a carburetor last night and I dropped it everywhere. It's going to take a crane to get it out.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PM5R4GrI Sun 27 May 2018 18:03:08 No.5283166 Report

Quoted By: >>5283192

>>5283144
wash your bedsheets you dirty neet

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EizM2pY6 Sun 27 May 2018 18:04:35 No.5283192 Report

Quoted By: >>5283623

>>5283157
but its fun

>>5283166
oh yeah right

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:84kxTlJQ Sun 27 May 2018 18:08:25 No.5283329 Report

Quoted By: >>5283402

>>5283144
you know how to use dildos and lubes
but not a washing machine?
that’s sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xEXB5uT1 Sun 27 May 2018 18:09:52 No.5283344 Report

Quoted By: >>5283462

>>5283144
can i lick up your used lubricant?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EizM2pY6 Sun 27 May 2018 18:10:12 No.5283402 Report

Quoted By: >>5283413

>>5283329
ahh

look its a bit more complicated than that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:84kxTlJQ Sun 27 May 2018 18:11:06 No.5283413 Report

Quoted By:

>>5283402
nothing complicated about some detergent and water.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EizM2pY6 Sun 27 May 2018 18:14:36 No.5283462 Report

Quoted By: >>5283497

>>5283344
i dont think you should be swallowing that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xEXB5uT1 Sun 27 May 2018 18:16:59 No.5283497 Report

Quoted By: >>5283519

>>5283462
well its just going to be wasted otherwise

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EizM2pY6 Sun 27 May 2018 18:19:15 No.5283519 Report

Quoted By: >>5283549

>>5283497
it didnt go to waste per say i just have serious reservations over it being a food product

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xEXB5uT1 Sun 27 May 2018 18:21:42 No.5283549 Report

Quoted By: >>5283570

>>5283519
there are edible lubricants though and if it leaks out and onto your bed and you just clean it up it does go to waste right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EizM2pY6 Sun 27 May 2018 18:23:40 No.5283570 Report

Quoted By: >>5283583

>>5283549
STOP TRYING TO EAT LUBRICANT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xEXB5uT1 Sun 27 May 2018 18:24:55 No.5283583 Report

Quoted By: >>5283644

>>5283570
your used lubricant, freshly made though, it cant be harmful? why not let me make a meal out of what you dont want?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:v7OR55+w Sun 27 May 2018 18:28:42 No.5283623 Report

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>>5283192

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EizM2pY6 Sun 27 May 2018 18:30:09 No.5283644 Report

Quoted By: >>5283666

>>5283583
i can't just make you a sandwich?

there's some prawns in the freezer too i don't know about this lub drinking thing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xEXB5uT1 Sun 27 May 2018 18:32:43 No.5283666 Report

Quoted By: >>5283672 >>5283716

>>5283644
think of it has like having that fat dripping tray on a george foreman grill, my mouth is the tray, your ass is the grill and the fat is your used lubricant.

its a perfect system, works itself out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xEXB5uT1 Sun 27 May 2018 18:33:17 No.5283672 Report

Quoted By:

>>5283666
satan approves

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:v7OR55+w Sun 27 May 2018 18:38:09 No.5283709 Report

Quoted By: >>5283734 >>5283936

i want to lubricate aussie-kun boipucci with my own tongue so he never have to deal with slippery bedsheets again nya~~~

Normie

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Normie ID:6Mbtr6pC Sun 27 May 2018 18:38:14 No.5283710 Report

Quoted By:

What brand what base what material sheets?
If Swiss gun oil lube and silk then you fucked boi.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EizM2pY6 Sun 27 May 2018 18:39:08 No.5283716 Report

Quoted By:

>>5283666
fiiiine

not driving to the hospital though

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EizM2pY6 Sun 27 May 2018 18:41:47 No.5283734 Report

Quoted By: >>5283756

>>5283709
oh man i'd hate that. thats on my list of least favorite things

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:v7OR55+w Sun 27 May 2018 18:44:01 No.5283756 Report

Quoted By:

>>5283734
Shhhh you`ll get used to it eventually.
Stockholm syndrome, sweetie.

Stefan

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Stefan ID:Ud1bgRtI Sun 27 May 2018 19:06:59 No.5283936 Report

Quoted By: >>5283940 >>5283977

>>5283709
I'd give him a piece of my schlong so he would stop dildoing his ass like a pathetic cock-starving fuckboi.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7OR55+w Sun 27 May 2018 19:07:31 No.5283940 Report

Quoted By: >>5283958

>>5283936
wtf thats gay

Stefan

Stefan ID:cltO3zQX Sun 27 May 2018 19:09:54 No.5283958 Report

Quoted By:

>>5283940
>says something gay and then complains when someone else says something gay
Retard
>inb4 buh it wuz ironic :DDD
still gay, you braindead moron!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EizM2pY6 Sun 27 May 2018 19:12:05 No.5283977 Report

Quoted By: >>5283987 >>5283998 >>5284012 >>5284023

>>5283936
well this thread succeeded in giving me a boner

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7OR55+w Sun 27 May 2018 19:13:03 No.5283987 Report

Quoted By:

>>5283977
wtf thats gay

Stefan

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Stefan ID:GOP/tx8l Sun 27 May 2018 19:14:21 No.5283998 Report

Quoted By: >>5284035

>>5283977
Sounds like you are in quite the pickle...
Mind if i give you a hand?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y+riKcmQ Sun 27 May 2018 19:16:25 No.5284012 Report

Quoted By:

>>5283977
Me too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xEXB5uT1 Sun 27 May 2018 19:18:10 No.5284023 Report

Quoted By:

>>5283977
wtf i want to put my dick in your ass too is aussie-chan going to let all of /bant/ do a gangbang?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EizM2pY6 Sun 27 May 2018 19:19:19 No.5284035 Report

Quoted By: >>5284050 >>5284378

>>5283998
i might need something a little harder than that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xEXB5uT1 Sun 27 May 2018 19:21:10 No.5284050 Report

Quoted By:

>>5284035
can i put my arm inside and wear you like a glove?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DS1/aNJU Sun 27 May 2018 19:39:41 No.5284220 Report

Quoted By: >>5284317

>>5283144
based and redpilled digits
also, have you considered laying a towel over your bed before you do whatever kinky anal masturbation you do? should help keep your blankets clean
if all else fails, try washing your bedding for once

溺れ物

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溺れ物 ID:EizM2pY6 Sun 27 May 2018 19:49:48 No.5284317 Report

Quoted By: >>5284357 >>5284381

>>5284220
it kind of got everywhere anyway i might sleep on the couch

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:v7OR55+w Sun 27 May 2018 19:53:22 No.5284357 Report

Quoted By:

>>5284317
jesus christ

Stefan

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Stefan ID:wJ++brEj Sun 27 May 2018 19:55:09 No.5284378 Report

Quoted By:

>>5284035
Hehehe, i wonder what you mean by that...
*i say as i hug you from behind, rubbing my crotch on your butt*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xEXB5uT1 Sun 27 May 2018 19:55:35 No.5284381 Report

Quoted By:

>>5284317
can you scoop it up into tubs and mail them to me? about as close as ill ever get to eating your ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qnm1oPn+ Sun 27 May 2018 19:56:15 No.5284388 Report

Quoted By:

gay roleplay thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H3X84sed Sun 27 May 2018 19:56:44 No.5284391 Report

Quoted By:

>>5283144
Stop whacking yourself degenerate

Korbo

Korbo ID:RvooJVy1 Sun 27 May 2018 19:57:12 No.5284397 Report

Quoted By: >>5284412

I bet your lubricant smells like your posts

溺れ物

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溺れ物 ID:EizM2pY6 Sun 27 May 2018 19:58:40 No.5284412 Report

Quoted By: >>5284415

>>5284397
vaguely saccharine?

Korbo

Korbo ID:RvooJVy1 Sun 27 May 2018 19:58:52 No.5284415 Report

Quoted By: >>5284421

>>5284412
Shit

溺れ物

溺れ物 ID:EizM2pY6 Sun 27 May 2018 19:59:27 No.5284421 Report

Quoted By: >>5286328

>>5284415
aw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RvooJVy1 Sun 27 May 2018 22:15:13 No.5286328 Report

Quoted By:

>>5284421
are you a cute cat

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