has r/banter ever sat down and realized "hey i really want to go fishing" so you get up and leave the houjse to go fishing and your fishing rod and tackle is in the car so you go to the convenience store and pick up a can of worms and go outside and now youre driving to the river and your like "hot damn i'm really hungry" and arrive at the river and go for a few flicks but no use so you try flicking the line out again and the hook with the worm on it enters your mouth and your like oh no and the hook impales your cheek and you're like oh no again because the worm is still alive and the worm gets under your skin and your panicking because theres a worm in your flesh and you try to dehook yourself but rip your cheek open and now your mouth is larger and bloody and the worm digs deeper into your flesh and its pretty much gone and you can feel it squirming lower and lower into your body around your lower neck area and it tickles but theres nothing you can do and your still hungry so you fish more with a different worm and you finally get a bite and its a really big fishy wishy wishy and you real it in but it jumps and lands on your crotch mouth first and bites your peepee off and the worm that was in your body exits your bloody peepee hole and into the fishies mouth ??