has r/banter ever sat down and realized "hey i really want to fuck my uncle" so you get up and leave the house to go to his house and your cinnamon scented anal lube and anal beads are in the car so you go to the convenience store and pick up a pack of extra small condoms and go outside and now youre driving to his house and your like "hot damn i'm really hungry" and arrive at his hous and go knock on the door but no use so you try calling him and he wakes up and comes to open the door and your like oh yes and the he brings you to the bedroom and you're like oh yes again because you know his dick is much bigger than yours and he starts taking off your clothes and your heart rate rises because you remember all the good times youve had in this room but you didn't buy the right size condoms and you try to reason with him but he rips your cheeks open without your consent and now you're starting to remember why you claimed you hated him on a hungarian spear knitting forum and he puts his magnum dong in you and you're pretty much passed out from the pleasure at this point and you can feel it squirming deeper and deeper into your body around your upper stomach and it tickles but theres nothing you can do and your still horny so you start jacking yourself off and you're cumming buckets but youre uncle just cleaned those sheets so he unleashes his real form and becomes a parasitic alien and extends his dick all the way through you and out your mouth mortally wounding you and he leaves you there to die and you are now remembering all the horrible times you had on that mongolian elvis impersonation forum and you finally die in the room where you had so many memories but its all fine because you're typing this right now?