>>5304122oh i'm sorry
if you'd like
you haven't specified that you're not in the gaypile, only that you're not on the bottom
it doesn't matter how many dimensions you add, the axis analogous to the y-axis in the third dimension can still act as a surrogate method in determining up and down
so as long as you're not on the very bottom (say, there's only one guy under you) and i'm several guys above to fulfill the criteria of not being directly near you
even then you're still technically under me and that's pretty fucking gay
is that any better