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Anonymous ID:0pKxjS1l Wed 17 May 2017 03:08:18 No.531126 View View Reply Original Report

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Ask your questions

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uXsst0Z/ Wed 17 May 2017 03:09:48 No.531149 Report

Quoted By: >>531176

>>531126
Why don't you know the rules?

Tits or GTFO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F40Hp6+8 Wed 17 May 2017 03:10:29 No.531159 Report

Quoted By: >>531176 >>531308 >>531799

>>531126
What are your opinions on this whole Seth Rich scandal going on right now?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zsAuv+gq Wed 17 May 2017 03:10:37 No.531162 Report

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Why do cocaine and painkillers mix so so well together

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lhsjRB0+ Wed 17 May 2017 03:10:58 No.531170 Report

Quoted By: >>531611

>>531126
How can I pee in her butt to put a baby in her when she won't let me put it in there in the first place?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0pKxjS1l Wed 17 May 2017 03:11:23 No.531176 Report

Quoted By: >>531614

>>531149
>assuming i am a girl
>wanting dating advice from a girl
your IQ is low, anon.

>>531159
wut?

TBJ

TBJ ID:xiBhb6x3 Wed 17 May 2017 03:12:32 No.531195 Report

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>>531126

I'm not a virgin, I just want to come in your asshole, what do I do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZjsK3Mxd Wed 17 May 2017 03:14:26 No.531224 Report

Quoted By: >>531247

Why is the clitoris filled with poison glands and how do they know to dissipate when Uncle Ronnie is near?

TBJ

TBJ ID:xiBhb6x3 Wed 17 May 2017 03:15:57 No.531247 Report

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>>531224

I change my question to this ^^

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x5cBOW8J Wed 17 May 2017 03:16:53 No.531262 Report

Quoted By: >>531620 >>531678

i have never really liked a girl enough to be romantic. am i doing something wrong OP?

Hillary C.

Hillary C. ID:6xG8sYaH Wed 17 May 2017 03:17:37 No.531276 Report

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>>531126
am i an asshole?

Hillary C.

Hillary C. ID:6xG8sYaH Wed 17 May 2017 03:18:51 No.531308 Report

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>>531159
lies/propaganda for fools

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E03oOQeX Wed 17 May 2017 03:29:35 No.531544 Report

Quoted By: >>531649

>>531126
lets say you see a qt, how do you meet her

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:exRQuc6H Wed 17 May 2017 03:32:10 No.531611 Report

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>>531170
>asking permission
Pleb

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nFEKLKfn Wed 17 May 2017 03:32:23 No.531614 Report

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>>531176
He means show your breast with time stamp , or fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TvCgW7XI Wed 17 May 2017 03:32:30 No.531620 Report

Quoted By: >>531678

>>531262
No you're just gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OUdAE4sp Wed 17 May 2017 03:33:46 No.531649 Report

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>>531544
OP is a faggot so i'll answer this.

all you do is go up and say something to her. i've literally said, "hey. i just had to come over and say hello. my name is anon". this will almost always strike up a conversation. just don't be a sperg from here.

disclaimer: i am an fairly attractive man. i don't know if this works for subpar men.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OUdAE4sp Wed 17 May 2017 03:34:47 No.531678 Report

Quoted By: >>531831

>>531262
you probably just haven't met someone you really gel with, eventually you will. or this>>531620

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឴ ID:COxo9BIA Wed 17 May 2017 03:41:36 No.531799 Report

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>>531159
It's all a ploy to divert away from the real Trump scandal.

឴

឴ ID:COxo9BIA Wed 17 May 2017 03:43:17 No.531831 Report

Quoted By: >>531955

>>531678
How do I get a girl to poop in my mouth? They've only say no.

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Anonymous ID:xc7+r05f Wed 17 May 2017 03:45:48 No.531885 Report

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>>531126
Do girls prefer the shovel or the steel pipe ?
Make a gentleman out of me.

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Anonymous ID:wcmvBd0a Wed 17 May 2017 03:48:28 No.531939 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:drhB2ysz Wed 17 May 2017 03:49:08 No.531955 Report

Quoted By: >>532063

>>531831
You're looking on the wrong sites.

឴

឴ ID:COxo9BIA Wed 17 May 2017 03:54:55 No.532063 Report

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>>531955
I've been asking in person. A few people broke up with me over it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LUJudNHX Wed 17 May 2017 03:55:48 No.532082 Report

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>>531126
4Chan isn't meant for roleplaying

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Jb3zHR58 Wed 17 May 2017 04:02:25 No.532191 Report

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>>531126
How do I get rid of pillowpants?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iZnI0A71 Wed 17 May 2017 04:26:52 No.532557 Report

Quoted By: >>532571 >>532581 >>532707 >>532834

What should I do? I'm 25, live with my mom and have never had a girlfriend. I've never even held hands with a girl. The only female I've hugged other than my mother is my cousin. I don't think I'm that horrible looking but I sperg the fuck out in social situations, what do I do? Seriously fucking help me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:drhB2ysz Wed 17 May 2017 04:28:12 No.532571 Report

Quoted By: >>532586

>>532557
Sounds like you should try getting closer to your cousin.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9yeykHLc Wed 17 May 2017 04:28:14 No.532572 Report

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>>531126
I don't need advice because I'm old and married, but I'm going to (probably silently) judge any you dish out.

឴

឴ ID:COxo9BIA Wed 17 May 2017 04:28:34 No.532581 Report

Quoted By: >>532591

>>532557
Try this >>528919

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iZnI0A71 Wed 17 May 2017 04:28:54 No.532586 Report

Quoted By: >>532611

>>532571
She has a husband.

I'm looking for legit advice anon. I'm tired of being alone

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iZnI0A71 Wed 17 May 2017 04:29:12 No.532591 Report

Quoted By: >>532637

>>532581
Fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:drhB2ysz Wed 17 May 2017 04:30:24 No.532611 Report

Quoted By: >>532638

>>532586
So you're saying your cousin is attractive?

឴

឴ ID:COxo9BIA Wed 17 May 2017 04:31:50 No.532637 Report

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>>532591
It might help.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iZnI0A71 Wed 17 May 2017 04:31:52 No.532638 Report

Quoted By: >>532773

>>532611
Yes she's attractive but I can't date my fucking cousin, especially not when she's married

Come on goddamn it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5rJeehta Wed 17 May 2017 04:34:51 No.532707 Report

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>>532557

Well, do you at least have some friends?

Then you should go out more, and meet new people, this is the key, really.

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Anonymous ID:jDpvq3dX Wed 17 May 2017 04:36:37 No.532728 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qao0XVbp Wed 17 May 2017 04:36:42 No.532732 Report

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short hair or long.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jDpvq3dX Wed 17 May 2017 04:37:34 No.532744 Report

Quoted By: >>532773

>>532728
Oh I forgot the context, that pic is a bunch of girls in communal shower cells, USSR, 1946, colorized.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9yeykHLc Wed 17 May 2017 04:38:05 No.532750 Report

Quoted By: >>532834

>>531126
OP looks to have disappeared so here's my advice: just sperg out. Some girls find it charming (to a point), and the only way you'll stop sperging out is with practice. If you're having legit panic attacks look into CBT (not psychotherapy or meds unless CBT doesn't help).

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:drhB2ysz Wed 17 May 2017 04:39:12 No.532773 Report

Quoted By: >>532898

>>532638
Fine, real advice is that you might just need to ease yourself in. Living at home isn't something to really worry about, I've known people who got married while living at home after 30.

>>532744
If so, communism is really what we need more of.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9yeykHLc Wed 17 May 2017 04:43:03 No.532834 Report

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>>532750

Whoops. That was for you:

>>532557

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NdENj0ll Wed 17 May 2017 04:46:49 No.532898 Report

Quoted By: >>532923

>>532773
They're holding a cell

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:drhB2ysz Wed 17 May 2017 04:48:00 No.532923 Report

Quoted By: >>532939

>>532898
You're saying the commies had cell phones in 46? How the hell did we beat them to the moon?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5rJeehta Wed 17 May 2017 04:49:01 No.532939 Report

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>>532923
Memes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jPkw2rsL Wed 17 May 2017 05:00:25 No.533107 Report

Quoted By: >>533146

All I can imagine is that making sex happen would involve a thousand intimate, subtle social graces that would be completely alien to me and which I would inevitably screw up, or which I lack the basic empathy for.

Is it anything close to that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:drhB2ysz Wed 17 May 2017 05:02:50 No.533146 Report

Quoted By: >>533515

>>533107
Really, I bet you could have sex pretty easily if you wanted. That'll just involve lowering your expectations and working for it a bit. You'll just learn that it really wasn't your issue.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s5YGHbzn Wed 17 May 2017 05:19:24 No.533429 Report

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How do I find out if a girl has a SO without being too obvious?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yfUaZfIP Wed 17 May 2017 05:24:23 No.533509 Report

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>>531126
Slut.
Where do all the traditional girls hide?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yfUaZfIP Wed 17 May 2017 05:24:53 No.533515 Report

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>>533146
Why though?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tzvXe36n Wed 17 May 2017 06:14:23 No.534351 Report

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heh
OP really tried hard, didnt he

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