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Anonymous ID:x1gsRbgl Wed 17 May 2017 03:39:49 No.531765 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>531810 >>531856 >>533079 >>533120 >>533442 >>533607 >>533730 >>533733 >>534332 >>534561 >>536207 >>537073 >>539458 >>539591

How do you start a conversation in tinder in your country

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:orSah6uA Wed 17 May 2017 03:42:05 No.531810 Report

Quoted By:

>>531765
"my last 3 exes married their first guy after me. how does it feel to be so close to finding mr. right?" usually gets a positive response.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GVMRgpfQ Wed 17 May 2017 03:44:42 No.531856 Report

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>>531765
"You stupid cunt of course you're here looking to get dicked don't try to play that retarded "not here for a hookup" bullshit. That's not how tinder works and we both know it. #?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:eendszaZ Wed 17 May 2017 04:58:39 No.533079 Report

Quoted By: >>533238 >>534234

>>531765
Greetings Female Citizen! Would you like to have sexual intercourse with me for the sole purpose of enjoyment?
I expect your answer in the next 42 for hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:esPEqqm0 Wed 17 May 2017 05:01:12 No.533120 Report

Quoted By: >>533160 >>533680

>>531765
>tinder
Do I look like a normie fag?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rtN+l2C7 Wed 17 May 2017 05:03:32 No.533160 Report

Quoted By: >>533234

>>533120
Thanks for the only reasonable response, Russia.

kys OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:eendszaZ Wed 17 May 2017 05:07:50 No.533234 Report

Quoted By: >>533303 >>533680 >>539685

>>533160
An american sides with a Russian.
/bant/ will bring worldpeace

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5KCcrFod Wed 17 May 2017 05:08:02 No.533238 Report

Quoted By: >>533261

>>533079
More like "ficki ficki, schoene brueste"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:eendszaZ Wed 17 May 2017 05:09:44 No.533261 Report

Quoted By: >>533297 >>533843

>>533238
if youre a fuckin sandnigger,yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5KCcrFod Wed 17 May 2017 05:11:52 No.533297 Report

Quoted By: >>533353

>>533261
I'm a German native. I came to the US last summer. For most west Germans "ficki ficki" is reality, let's keep it real.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rtN+l2C7 Wed 17 May 2017 05:12:08 No.533303 Report

Quoted By: >>536385

>>533234
It's not hard to unite against the Australian, who is thoroughly ignorant and boorish

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eendszaZ Wed 17 May 2017 05:15:26 No.533353 Report

Quoted By: >>533475

>>533297
Und wie ist es dort so als deutscher?
Ich finde die Idee hinter den usa sehr nice, aber will mein Vaterland in dieser schweren zeit nicht alleine lassen da ich es sehr liebe.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+DMu+Skb Wed 17 May 2017 05:15:45 No.533364 Report

Quoted By: >>539693 >>539793

what are the chance my gf will or her family will find out I made and use a tinder account

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CG5Qjih0 Wed 17 May 2017 05:20:18 No.533442 Report

Quoted By:

>>531765
Salve, quid agis?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5KCcrFod Wed 17 May 2017 05:22:22 No.533475 Report

Quoted By: >>533596 >>533797 >>539656

>>533353
Man wuerde denken das die toleranten Menschen in San Francisco nett sein. Falsch gedacht.

Man macht sich hier ueber meinen Akzent lustig. Ich werde auch als Kraut beschwimpft, das auch von meinem Lehrer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:eendszaZ Wed 17 May 2017 05:30:07 No.533596 Report

Quoted By: >>533681 >>533797

>>533475
Krass hätte eigentlich gedacht dass die mittlerweile drüber weg sind, dass sie damals in unser Land einmarschiert sind.Aber das ist ein anderes Thema.Warum bezichtigts du die jeweiligen Personen nicht wegen Rassismus, das sollte doch bei den derzeitigen sozialen Unruhen in den States easy dafür sorgen dass sie mundtot werden?
Oder lass einfach mal richtig den deutschen raushängen und verteil n paar klatschen wärend du auf deutsch rumschreist? Sollte sie auch zum schweigen bringen.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qqUmmuco Wed 17 May 2017 05:31:06 No.533607 Report

Quoted By:

>>531765
Rodge's anniversary is coming up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XEodRSQS Wed 17 May 2017 05:33:09 No.533637 Report

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The fuck would I know

You go to 4chan.org/bant, click on "start a new thread" and type some random shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yBFpvyhy Wed 17 May 2017 05:35:23 No.533680 Report

Quoted By:

>>533120
Lel.
>>533234
This is the reason I am on /bant/. For great justice.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5KCcrFod Wed 17 May 2017 05:35:24 No.533681 Report

Quoted By:

>>533596
Brauch ich nicht, die nigger rasten aus wenn einer was sagt.

Ich kenn auch einen Japsen der mich immer in den schutz nimmt.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:A37MxmEe Wed 17 May 2017 05:38:23 No.533730 Report

Quoted By:

>>531765
>tinder
Do you like supporting slut culture by throwing another dick on the shelf to choose from?
Tinder is a candy shop for whores without a sense of responsibility.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EH1wXC0Z Wed 17 May 2017 05:38:32 No.533733 Report

Quoted By:

>>531765
>be chad
>smack you phone with your dick repeatedly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CG5Qjih0 Wed 17 May 2017 05:42:04 No.533797 Report

Quoted By:

>>533596
>>533475
Nien

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eAOVXnWq Wed 17 May 2017 05:44:51 No.533843 Report

Quoted By:

>>533261
A sandnigger would say "open bobs"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:A37MxmEe Wed 17 May 2017 05:46:18 No.533870 Report

Quoted By: >>539471 >>539647 >>539987

Just keep in mind most of the women on Tinder have had over 10 sexual partners before the age of 20 and they've probably also fucked niggers.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1aNs5kMP Wed 17 May 2017 06:07:28 No.534234 Report

Quoted By: >>535158

>>533079
I like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EYUZedVI Wed 17 May 2017 06:13:16 No.534332 Report

Quoted By:

>>531765
>joke
>small talk/jokes
>dickpic
>fuck

Works 85% of the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:skNNT5eM Wed 17 May 2017 06:29:30 No.534561 Report

Quoted By:

>>531765
I just started one with "since by now I can't think of anything witty I might as well say hello"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eendszaZ Wed 17 May 2017 07:15:41 No.535158 Report

Quoted By:

>>534234
we dont waste time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dOAo90Hh Wed 17 May 2017 08:56:38 No.536207 Report

Quoted By: >>539447

>>531765
usually talking about horoscopes
15yo around here are really turned on about that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qKhpEoT3 Wed 17 May 2017 09:13:21 No.536385 Report

Quoted By:

>>533303
Fist yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fEXuQ0ax Wed 17 May 2017 10:18:05 No.537073 Report

Quoted By:

>>531765
I go to my country and start typing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X4qA+jOY Wed 17 May 2017 15:29:11 No.539447 Report

Quoted By: >>539711

>>536207
so are you underage or just a pedophile?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:77Pyzja0 Wed 17 May 2017 15:31:21 No.539458 Report

Quoted By:

>>531765
wys

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:77Pyzja0 Wed 17 May 2017 15:33:13 No.539471 Report

Quoted By:

>>533870
wow really i didn't know that i'd be hooking up with promiscuous women because they're also looking for casual sex thanks

fuck women fuck niggers im gay now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2CJf7IcW Wed 17 May 2017 15:45:56 No.539591 Report

Quoted By:

>>531765
You don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TMwb/wTq Wed 17 May 2017 15:54:51 No.539647 Report

Quoted By:

>>533870
16yo sister draws hearts next to only the 30yos what's up with that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iMLfHaRv Wed 17 May 2017 15:56:12 No.539656 Report

Quoted By:

>>533475
>>533475
ich habe 5 Jahre in einer Vorstadt von Detroit gewohnt, bin dort zur schule und kurz zur uni gegangen und ich habe nie ähnliche probleme

vielleicht bist du einfach nur ein opfer anon?!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:na+U9M17 Wed 17 May 2017 15:59:09 No.539679 Report

Quoted By: >>539707

I make something up based on available profile information. Some kind of joke usually.
Or I'll ask sometimes about hair or a tattoo if I can't.
Bitches love talking about themselves in this way.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:na+U9M17 Wed 17 May 2017 16:01:32 No.539685 Report

Quoted By:

>>533234
Donald Trump did that by being a Russian puppet.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:na+U9M17 Wed 17 May 2017 16:02:07 No.539693 Report

Quoted By:

>>533364
Why do you care if you're looking for another one?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iMLfHaRv Wed 17 May 2017 16:03:38 No.539707 Report

Quoted By: >>539725

>>539679
>oh yeah back to topic.

I do that too, find something in her 'bio' or pics to comment about. Sometimes it is just 'hey, what's up?' tho. it also works

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:na+U9M17 Wed 17 May 2017 16:03:50 No.539711 Report

Quoted By:

>>539447
>Brazilian
The answer to your question is more simple than you think.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:na+U9M17 Wed 17 May 2017 16:04:49 No.539725 Report

Quoted By: >>539757

>>539707
It works but some of them weed out that kind of stuff. So if you want higher standards it's best to come up with something.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Sm9ZLWbh Wed 17 May 2017 16:06:18 No.539741 Report

Quoted By: >>539757

Hi show me vegena pics

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iMLfHaRv Wed 17 May 2017 16:08:12 No.539757 Report

Quoted By: >>539779

>>539725
I know, I always try to 'relate' to them or be 'witty' in some way. but sometimes it just can't be done

>>539741
and I always thought it's no talk just rape over there

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:na+U9M17 Wed 17 May 2017 16:10:53 No.539779 Report

Quoted By:

>>539757
I got a QT black girl by talking about the reaper mask she made.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BQuTr//k Wed 17 May 2017 16:13:01 No.539793 Report

Quoted By:

>>533364
get out of a monogamous relationship if you don't want to be in one

break up with her and sleep with as many women as you want without having to worry about anything

stop being a cheating pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9S8mr4/N Wed 17 May 2017 16:39:58 No.539987 Report

Quoted By:

>>533870
Great, their standards are low enough that I might have a chance?

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