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>be me
>16 year old virgin
>vacation in Brazil with family
>been in Brazil for about a week
>vacation home right on the shores of the amazon
>taking a piss in the river
>suddenly
>feel sharp pain in dick
>feels like someone stabbed my dick
>ididntaskforthis.png
>scream like a little girl
>stumble to wrong end of the shore
>still screaming
>native amazonian comes to me out of curiosity
>8/10 would bang
>looks at my dick and covers her mouth in shock
>I dont realize my dick is bleeding
>pass out from the pain
>wake up in a hospital
>ask doctor what happened
>doctor says that they removed a fish from my urethra
>tfw you realize that a fish was taken out of your dick when it swam up there
The sad part about that is it's the closest I'll ever get to getting head.
>16 year old virgin
>vacation in Brazil with family
>been in Brazil for about a week
>vacation home right on the shores of the amazon
>taking a piss in the river
>suddenly
>feel sharp pain in dick
>feels like someone stabbed my dick
>ididntaskforthis.png
>scream like a little girl
>stumble to wrong end of the shore
>still screaming
>native amazonian comes to me out of curiosity
>8/10 would bang
>looks at my dick and covers her mouth in shock
>I dont realize my dick is bleeding
>pass out from the pain
>wake up in a hospital
>ask doctor what happened
>doctor says that they removed a fish from my urethra
>tfw you realize that a fish was taken out of your dick when it swam up there
The sad part about that is it's the closest I'll ever get to getting head.
