>2018
>Doesn't jerk off
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but it kills you
No it doesn't. It might actually prevent you from getting cancer
>it's addicting!!!
It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can fap in moderation
>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
Who forces you to buy a Mega Masturbator, fucking dickwart