honest abe The fresh prince of /bant/ ID:anBLeLYZ No.5336290 Report Quoted By:
Reagan, Gorbachev and Honecker are being chased through the desert by Arab horse bandits.
"Please stop chasing us, I'll pay you!" Reagan yells, but the Arabs just keep charging.
"Please stop chasing us, and I will teach you how to build the People's Paradise!" Gorbachev yells, but to no avail.
"I have an idea," says Honecker, "YOU ARE NOW CROSSING THE SOVEREIGN BORDER OF THE GERMAN DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC! WILLKOMMEN!"
All the Arabs flee screaming.