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>Be American
>Roll out of bed.
>Microwave some water, ezflour, and corn syrup.
>Leave house.
>Get shot
>Tip shooter.
>Call ambulance, hospital is a whole 5 meters away.
>Pay $10987654321 for treatment.
>Go to Walmart
>Shart, then get shot for attempted gas attack.
>Tip cops.
>Continue shopping
>Buy gun
>Pay for gun.
>See nog
>Nog pulls out gun
>Nog gets shot
>Nog tips you.
>Go home.
>Spend rest of day shitposting on 4chan while sustaining multiple bullet wounds.