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Anonymous ID:KHYwKGnu Fri 01 Jun 2018 17:59:34 No.5339437 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5339447 >>5339529 >>5339728 >>5339765 >>5339771 >>5339779 >>5339784 >>5340370 >>5340611 >>5340642 >>5340902 >>5340910 >>5340965 >>5341852 >>5342463 >>5342796

Propose a way for me to escape South Africa without paying money or getting lynched

honest abe The fresh prince of /bant/

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honest abe The fresh prince of /bant/ ID:ogVD2EBs Fri 01 Jun 2018 18:00:20 No.5339441 Report

Quoted By: >>5339542

just become slav

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EZjDkZZb Fri 01 Jun 2018 18:00:26 No.5339443 Report

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swim to australia

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/cSjQBXg Fri 01 Jun 2018 18:01:07 No.5339447 Report

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>>5339437
Ask for a political shelter in the EU

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KvwtkDSb Fri 01 Jun 2018 18:01:48 No.5339451 Report

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ill get u in senpai

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/wRIf5+h Fri 01 Jun 2018 18:10:44 No.5339511 Report

Quoted By: >>5339542

dig a tunnel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IX0BCR8f Fri 01 Jun 2018 18:12:58 No.5339529 Report

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>>5339447
It won't work but OP should try this anyway

>>5339437
You could attempt to contact the US somehow, they'd be more likely to intervene than the EU imo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KHYwKGnu Fri 01 Jun 2018 18:15:09 No.5339542 Report

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>>5339511
been trying to dig to poland for 20 years, somehow a nig finds his way into my tunnel every time I try

>>5339441
harder than it sounds

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rKpL4poc Fri 01 Jun 2018 18:17:25 No.5339558 Report

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>>5339447
This but become a null-gendered metasexual transmuslim first for a 100% chance of success

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:nby8sWUc Fri 01 Jun 2018 18:32:42 No.5339694 Report

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>>5339542
That's because you dig a tunnel like a human, you gotta diggah tunnah

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IBGTuxOEa98

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DV1KBvo3 Fri 01 Jun 2018 18:37:12 No.5339728 Report

Quoted By: >>5339735 >>5339768 >>5341479

>>5339437
KILL THE WHITEY KILL THE BOER

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KHYwKGnu Fri 01 Jun 2018 18:38:25 No.5339735 Report

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>>5339728
Based

King of /Bant/

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King of /Bant/ ID:s5W+8Iqc Fri 01 Jun 2018 18:42:16 No.5339765 Report

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>>5339437
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0uVoLUklRsN

King of /Bant/

King of /Bant/ ID:s5W+8Iqc Fri 01 Jun 2018 18:42:49 No.5339768 Report

Quoted By: >>5340680

>>5339728
say that to my face taco boy i'll build a wall around you and punch you trough it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e/a5hyZT Fri 01 Jun 2018 18:43:00 No.5339771 Report

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>>5339437
Claim you're 1/64 white, then australia will give you a free ride. then jump out of the boat, swim back. and they'll make you king of south africa

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BYQ+eRGR Fri 01 Jun 2018 18:44:26 No.5339779 Report

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>>5339437
Move to Wakanda

honest abe The fresh prince of /bant/

honest abe The fresh prince of /bant/ ID:ogVD2EBs Fri 01 Jun 2018 18:44:36 No.5339780 Report

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>>5339765
nigga himself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g64ZNRiY Fri 01 Jun 2018 18:45:14 No.5339784 Report

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>>5339437
You try the French Foreign legion?

King of /Bant/

King of /Bant/ ID:s5W+8Iqc Fri 01 Jun 2018 18:45:43 No.5339786 Report

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>>5339771
real talk would you hire me if i work in your garden , i would rarther work for an american and swallow my pride than be hacked to death by some monkeys

King of /Bant/

King of /Bant/ ID:s5W+8Iqc Fri 01 Jun 2018 18:47:00 No.5339792 Report

Quoted By: >>5339811 >>5340640

>>5339780
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0uVoLUklRsN
im out of breath cuz i had to run away from a guy who tried to rob me for ciggies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KHYwKGnu Fri 01 Jun 2018 18:49:46 No.5339811 Report

Quoted By: >>5340261

>>5339792
Stop smoking man. Haven't smoked in a month and I feel fresh as fuck, and plus you don't have to waste money on cigs

King of /Bant/

King of /Bant/ ID:s5W+8Iqc Fri 01 Jun 2018 18:54:23 No.5340261 Report

Quoted By: >>5340265

>>5339811
i only smoke on weekends , ciggies give me a reason to wake up in the morning , just let me die in peace bra

honest abe The fresh prince of /bant/

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honest abe The fresh prince of /bant/ ID:ogVD2EBs Fri 01 Jun 2018 18:55:09 No.5340265 Report

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>>5340261
brah NEVER GIVE UP

King of /Bant/

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King of /Bant/ ID:s5W+8Iqc Fri 01 Jun 2018 18:57:13 No.5340280 Report

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>>5340265
not gona give up
im just gona go quietly into that good night , live is beautiful but its not meant for me , dreams dont come true for people like us

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KHYwKGnu Fri 01 Jun 2018 18:58:02 No.5340286 Report

Quoted By: >>5340336 >>5340582

>>5340265
Unless I can escape, pretty much over for whites in SA. Next election we're gonna have either a white-hating democrat as a president or a white-hating fascist.

King of /Bant/

King of /Bant/ ID:s5W+8Iqc Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:06:13 No.5340336 Report

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>>5340286
here is something to cheer you up

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0s22cORCFtI

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:BBvHH01A Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:10:09 No.5340370 Report

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>>5339437

King of /Bant/

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King of /Bant/ ID:s5W+8Iqc Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:16:40 No.5340408 Report

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>>5340370
why is india so fucking BASED

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4zZQhA8y Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:22:54 No.5340478 Report

Quoted By: >>5340535

>>5339786
https://www.uscis.gov/greencard
https://www.uscis.gov/greencard/eligibility-categories
https://www.uscis.gov/citizenship/learners/apply-citizenship

Most people that immigrate to the US usually get here via a work Visa that they extend and renew multiple times, but you can also get a student Visa if you can get a scholarship from a US university then you can apply for naturalization after obtaining a permanent residence card. Or if you can make it to the US through a Visa you can then join the US Armed Forces (if you're serious about US citizenship and willing) and at the end of your service to this nation you become a naturalized US citizen without having to pay all the fees. My aunt became a citizen by starting out here with a work Visa, then upgraded it to a student Visa and then applied for naturalization after living here for some years with them.

https://www.uscis.gov/military/naturalization-through-military-service

King of /Bant/

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King of /Bant/ ID:s5W+8Iqc Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:25:25 No.5340535 Report

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>>5340478
IM DRUMK ALL I CAN SEE IS YOUR FLAG

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
https://youtu.be/U1mlCPMYtPk

!RdRealNIGA

!RdRealNIGA ID:FnGDs6D3 Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:32:25 No.5340582 Report

Quoted By: >>5340591 >>5340593

>>5340286
I assume you don't have any family outside of SA? That's how my mum escaped, but the fact that half her grandparents lived in England before colonialisnizsingsing to Africa helps. Without family I don't really know what to say, any chance of the aussies taking you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KHYwKGnu Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:33:41 No.5340591 Report

Quoted By: >>5340599

>>5340582
Only got my parents who live in SA. It's a shame

King of /Bant/

King of /Bant/ ID:s5W+8Iqc Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:34:01 No.5340593 Report

Quoted By: >>5340633

>>5340582
bra im second generation dutch but they still deny us entrance into Netherlands they are too busy sucking Muslim cock to care about their own people

King of /Bant/

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King of /Bant/ ID:s5W+8Iqc Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:34:38 No.5340599 Report

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>>5340591
100% boer i like it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bckV/EGw Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:37:09 No.5340611 Report

Quoted By: >>5340625

>>5339437
where in SA are you OP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KHYwKGnu Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:39:09 No.5340625 Report

Quoted By: >>5340633 >>5340647 >>5340651

>>5340611
Cape Town. We got niggers sleeping outside my fucking house ready to beg for money whenever I leave, one of these days they're gonna break in and kill me in my sleep and steal my shit

!RdRealNIGA

!RdRealNIGA ID:FnGDs6D3 Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:39:58 No.5340633 Report

Quoted By: >>5340644

>>5340593
That sucks dick, before the 80s it was easy for anyone from the commonwealth to move to the UK but now you have to prove your grandparents lived here.

>>5340625
Everyone on 4chan is from capetown, it's bizarre.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EZjDkZZb Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:40:14 No.5340640 Report

Quoted By: >>5340722

>>5339792
can you speek afrikaans?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pxJyTsVa Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:40:22 No.5340642 Report

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>>5339437
get lynched for money.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KHYwKGnu Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:40:26 No.5340644 Report

Quoted By: >>5340658 >>5340754

>>5340633
The rest of South Africa is black territory, step one foot out of here and you'll get lynched instantly

King of /Bant/

King of /Bant/ ID:s5W+8Iqc Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:40:47 No.5340647 Report

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>>5340625
fucking hell they are the worst we take out the trash on Thursday then you see the homeless guys digging in your trash making a mess , fucking wish i could just shoot them into oblivion

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nby8sWUc Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:40:55 No.5340651 Report

Quoted By: >>5340676

>>5340625
Why not just gind a boat that gles to Sweden, then become a stowaway on it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bckV/EGw Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:41:59 No.5340658 Report

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>>5340644
I've got a family friend in Pretoria, he's said how fucking bad it is

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bckV/EGw Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:44:46 No.5340676 Report

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>>5340651
>Sweden
thats why

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vz+ifsQ1 Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:45:29 No.5340680 Report

Quoted By: >>5340735 >>5340739

>>5339768
Perhaps he’s wondering why you would build a wall before punching a man through it

King of /Bant/

King of /Bant/ ID:s5W+8Iqc Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:51:41 No.5340722 Report

Quoted By: >>5340759

>>5340640
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1W8iJc3FYmC

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yjTbgOwn Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:53:47 No.5340735 Report

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>>5340680
At least you can talk, who are you?

King of /Bant/

King of /Bant/ ID:s5W+8Iqc Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:54:15 No.5340739 Report

Quoted By: >>5340788

>>5340680
because i can

!RdRealNIGA

!RdRealNIGA ID:FnGDs6D3 Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:57:14 No.5340754 Report

Quoted By: >>5340760

>>5340644
I know loads of whites living in Johannesburg but no one on /bent/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EZjDkZZb Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:57:44 No.5340759 Report

Quoted By: >>5340780

>>5340722
Is het uw moedertaal? En ik heb gehoord dat Nederlands bijzonder archaïsch klinkt voor zuid-afrikanen, is daar iets van aan?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KHYwKGnu Fri 01 Jun 2018 19:58:18 No.5340760 Report

Quoted By: >>5340822

>>5340754
Joburg is a shitfest right now. You're seen as lucky if you sleep soundly without getting your window blown out

King of /Bant/

King of /Bant/ ID:s5W+8Iqc Fri 01 Jun 2018 20:01:24 No.5340780 Report

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>>5340759
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Neoe2h6142

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vz+ifsQ1 Fri 01 Jun 2018 20:02:31 No.5340788 Report

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>>5340735
>>5340739
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KHYwKGnu Fri 01 Jun 2018 20:03:04 No.5340793 Report

Quoted By: >>5340810 >>5340881

>>5340780
You sound drunk as fuck, broe

King of /Bant/

King of /Bant/ ID:s5W+8Iqc Fri 01 Jun 2018 20:05:02 No.5340810 Report

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>>5340793
2 more beers and i wil sing die
stem

!RdRealNIGA

!RdRealNIGA ID:FnGDs6D3 Fri 01 Jun 2018 20:07:49 No.5340822 Report

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>>5340760
It's got nice rich whitey areas though

King of /Bant/

King of /Bant/ ID:s5W+8Iqc Fri 01 Jun 2018 20:16:34 No.5340881 Report

Quoted By: >>5340912

>>5340793
i am so drunk i cant even sing die stem

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:I7d7jukz Fri 01 Jun 2018 20:19:16 No.5340902 Report

Quoted By: >>5340913 >>5341491

>>5339437
Pledge allegiance to ISIS and get smuggled to Libya to fight in holy war.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Sg5Q4Z61 Fri 01 Jun 2018 20:20:22 No.5340910 Report

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>>5339437
kill the fucking niggers and save your country

Dr.Medic

Dr.Medic ID:c5trV1UE Fri 01 Jun 2018 20:20:29 No.5340911 Report

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South Africa us autism containment state.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EZjDkZZb Fri 01 Jun 2018 20:20:29 No.5340912 Report

Quoted By: >>5340928

>>5340881
based drunkposter

!RdRealNIGA

!RdRealNIGA ID:FnGDs6D3 Fri 01 Jun 2018 20:20:38 No.5340913 Report

Quoted By:

>>5340902
based

King of /Bant/

King of /Bant/ ID:s5W+8Iqc Fri 01 Jun 2018 20:22:57 No.5340928 Report

Quoted By:

>>5340912
going back to my roots

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kj8EnTOo Fri 01 Jun 2018 20:28:36 No.5340965 Report

Quoted By:

>>5339437
dab your way out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xbUDD0cN Fri 01 Jun 2018 21:24:35 No.5341479 Report

Quoted By:

>>5339728
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xbUDD0cN Fri 01 Jun 2018 21:25:54 No.5341491 Report

Quoted By: >>5341844

>>5340902
I want to cum inside the melon

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:I7d7jukz Fri 01 Jun 2018 21:55:02 No.5341844 Report

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>>5341491
>ISIS Chan will never cut a circular hole in one of her musk melons and slowly jerk you off with it like a pocket pussy while making eye contact with you
WHY EVEN LIVE AT THIS POINT?

Billy Mays

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Billy Mays ID:xo9si7rf Fri 01 Jun 2018 21:56:08 No.5341852 Report

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>>5339437
Dig under africa to europe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vm0ZUHlC Fri 01 Jun 2018 23:13:31 No.5342447 Report

Quoted By: >>5342468 >>5342846

I've watched so much shit about whites getting killed in SA. Is this shit 'really' that bad? How do blacks treat you everyday?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:utV8ClVU Fri 01 Jun 2018 23:15:26 No.5342463 Report

Quoted By:

>>5339437
Walk at night, no one will see you my negro fella

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KHYwKGnu Fri 01 Jun 2018 23:15:45 No.5342468 Report

Quoted By: >>5342769

>>5342447
its pretty fucking bad dude, I only leave my house to go to the store and my part time job but all the black coworkers there treat me like shit. It's like a mental apartheid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vm0ZUHlC Fri 01 Jun 2018 23:31:33 No.5342769 Report

Quoted By:

>>5342468
Fuck man. Stay strong

DS :^)

DS :^) ID:Uuk4x8hN Fri 01 Jun 2018 23:32:14 No.5342773 Report

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Catch a boat ride to Saint Helena, they'll probably let you in.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ywn0gBv8 Fri 01 Jun 2018 23:34:55 No.5342795 Report

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become a trans-black

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LLUAjRAY Fri 01 Jun 2018 23:34:57 No.5342796 Report

Quoted By:

>>5339437
cause a terrorist attack or wait for one then apply for asylum in sweden.

The Great KARA BOGA (+4) !RdRealNIGA

The Great KARA BOGA (+4) !RdRealNIGA ID:FnGDs6D3 Fri 01 Jun 2018 23:42:25 No.5342846 Report

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>>5342447
People aren't getting massacred, there's no genocide that's for sure. There's racial violence and there's definitely animosity between them but apartheid only ended 20 years ago, shit can't just go back to normal after that. Closest we got was Mugabe and look what happened to him.

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