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>Be me
>20 year old NEET
>single
>want GF, decide to go to church to find one
>join youth group, several qt3.14 girls, and 1 morbidly obese one
>after a few weeks get close to a girl, one of the qts named Veronica
>she’s friends with the whale
>one day, Veronica isn’t at the group, ask the whale where she is
>Shamu says she’s visiting family in another state for a few weeks, but that she wanted me to have her phone number
>start texting Veronica
>flirt, eventually things get spicy and sexting occurs
>she wants to see a dick pic, I oblige
>radio silence for a few days
>get a text one day, says she’s back in town and wants to see me
>her parents are out for the evening, so we’d be only
>ohbaby.jpg
>go to the address she gave me
>knock on the door, Moby Dick answers
>asks her where Veronica is
>says she’s in the shower getting ready and will be out
>invites me in
>find it odd that her friend is here
>friend leaves to the bathroom, presumably to talk to Veronica
>walk around the living room, see that the family photos don’t include Veronica
>instead, they all have the whale and her family
> “hey, what’cha looking, at baby?”
>turn around
>ohshit.jpg
>it’s the whale, now in full blown lingerie
>she even has a fucking BDSM whip
>ask her what’s going on and where Veronica is
>she explains that I was never texting Veronica, instead it was just her number
>threatens to tell everyone in my youth group and church that I sent her a dick pic unless I have sex with her
>I’m horrified as she advances for me
>take a few breaths and realize what I have to do
>she forcefully kisses me
>her mouth tastes like Cheetos and peanut butter
>20 year old NEET
>single
>want GF, decide to go to church to find one
>join youth group, several qt3.14 girls, and 1 morbidly obese one
>after a few weeks get close to a girl, one of the qts named Veronica
>she’s friends with the whale
>one day, Veronica isn’t at the group, ask the whale where she is
>Shamu says she’s visiting family in another state for a few weeks, but that she wanted me to have her phone number
>start texting Veronica
>flirt, eventually things get spicy and sexting occurs
>she wants to see a dick pic, I oblige
>radio silence for a few days
>get a text one day, says she’s back in town and wants to see me
>her parents are out for the evening, so we’d be only
>ohbaby.jpg
>go to the address she gave me
>knock on the door, Moby Dick answers
>asks her where Veronica is
>says she’s in the shower getting ready and will be out
>invites me in
>find it odd that her friend is here
>friend leaves to the bathroom, presumably to talk to Veronica
>walk around the living room, see that the family photos don’t include Veronica
>instead, they all have the whale and her family
> “hey, what’cha looking, at baby?”
>turn around
>ohshit.jpg
>it’s the whale, now in full blown lingerie
>she even has a fucking BDSM whip
>ask her what’s going on and where Veronica is
>she explains that I was never texting Veronica, instead it was just her number
>threatens to tell everyone in my youth group and church that I sent her a dick pic unless I have sex with her
>I’m horrified as she advances for me
>take a few breaths and realize what I have to do
>she forcefully kisses me
>her mouth tastes like Cheetos and peanut butter
