Feeling down about your failed love life?
Tired of looking at your crusty dakimakura of an underaged waifu?
Desperate for the touch of a woman?

Well, you needn't worry anymore! The universe has conspired to end your misery and fulfill your wish of having a loving and caring girlfriend, but she's a furry.
Since it took so much energy to counteract your incelhood, you're presented with this choice for one time only. Rejection of such gift will lead you back to your shitty life, and we all know it'll end up ugly. Quite literally, in fact.

So, what's your choice, /bant/? Furry GF or an eternal loveless life?