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Anonymous ID:miOZztZ9 Wed 17 May 2017 06:33:22 No.534615 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>534675 >>534684 >>534691 >>534697 >>534770 >>534975 >>535252 >>535477 >>535837 >>536149 >>536722 >>537260 >>537610 >>537628 >>538666

Discords are for fags edition

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/TqaDIc2 Wed 17 May 2017 06:36:31 No.534664 Report

Quoted By: >>534801

Rolleroni

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:42jxrN9R Wed 17 May 2017 06:37:06 No.534675 Report

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>>534615

Rolling.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:skPC/W6I Wed 17 May 2017 06:38:19 No.534684 Report

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>>534615
Rolling for shite results.

Barbarian Kang 70HP, 70MP, 100G

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Barbarian Kang 70HP, 70MP, 100G ID:OoNofthl Wed 17 May 2017 06:38:40 No.534691 Report

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>>534615
I want to keep my role from the last thread, i also own a cloned battering ram

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:L7jx3E8A Wed 17 May 2017 06:38:55 No.534695 Report

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maybe i'll feel inclined to actually play this time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l5bOgNxJ Wed 17 May 2017 06:39:01 No.534697 Report

Quoted By:

>>534615
NIGGERS ARE EVIL

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 06:39:05 No.534700 Report

Quoted By: >>534722

rolling for new

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 3, +2> [69.5/90 HP, 4/90 MP, 7/10 XP]

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 3, +2> [69.5/90 HP, 4/90 MP, 7/10 XP] ID:3/bvcy3j Wed 17 May 2017 06:39:09 No.534702 Report

Quoted By: >>534762 >>534767 >>534772 >>534808

>>534631
Who votes for us being able to ignore the compulsory 4-thread reroll so long as we keep to our groups and don't attack newer/lower level players or interfere with their goals or experiences other than selling them things?
I'm sort of attached and would like to play this character more and see old friends day after day at least until dying.

>>534634
We makin shit up.
I'm keeping a record of some of it.
For now it's mostly just bullshitting.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vD0rjdr+ Wed 17 May 2017 06:39:31 No.534707 Report

Quoted By:

rollio

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 06:40:09 No.534718 Report

Quoted By: >>534766

what does 00 get? anything?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:miOZztZ9 Wed 17 May 2017 06:40:35 No.534722 Report

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>>534700
00, reroll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 06:41:06 No.534727 Report

Quoted By:

rerolling

Fred, the Royal Chef [70HP,70MP,100G,0/10]

Fred, the Royal Chef [70HP,70MP,100G,0/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 06:43:13 No.534756 Report

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rolling to locate the lamb sauce

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:miOZztZ9 Wed 17 May 2017 06:43:36 No.534762 Report

Quoted By: >>534858

>>534702
i'll allow it until version 2 comes out

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 3, +2> [69.5/90 HP, 4/90 MP, 7/10 XP]

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 3, +2> [69.5/90 HP, 4/90 MP, 7/10 XP] ID:3/bvcy3j Wed 17 May 2017 06:44:03 No.534766 Report

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>>534718
Oh fuck OP didn't make a 00, that means you're Voidborn and can do whatever you want and be good at it?

Barbarian Kang 70HP, 70MP, 100G

Barbarian Kang 70HP, 70MP, 100G ID:OoNofthl Wed 17 May 2017 06:44:08 No.534767 Report

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>>534702
>Who votes for us being able to ignore the compulsory 4-thread reroll so long as we keep to our groups and don't attack newer/lower level players or interfere with their goals or experiences other than selling them things?

I would like this also I just start playing today and have no idea what I am doing apart from trying to anally abuse others

I have attachemnt issues

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U1KakgM1 Wed 17 May 2017 06:44:16 No.534770 Report

Quoted By:

>>534615
roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:42jxrN9R Wed 17 May 2017 06:44:18 No.534772 Report

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>>534702

man I just spent the last hour reading the last thread and I was about to post as Elvish Aquamancer and now I've rolled in this thread for Elvish Knight. It's late now though and I dont think I have time to develop my character in this bread but I'd love to be able to pick up tomorrow evening.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zf5VZq4R Wed 17 May 2017 06:44:22 No.534775 Report

Quoted By:

roll

Fred, the Royal Chef [70HP,70MP,100G,0/10]

Fred, the Royal Chef [70HP,70MP,100G,0/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 06:45:15 No.534788 Report

Quoted By: >>534804

rolling to check if i have lamb meat in the royal freezer

Captain Morrison Lv1 ( HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 0/10)

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Captain Morrison Lv1 ( HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 0/10) ID:/TqaDIc2 Wed 17 May 2017 06:46:20 No.534801 Report

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>>534664
Oi lads, -ts bout time we got some order round -ere, methinks. Where are my men?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:miOZztZ9 Wed 17 May 2017 06:46:26 No.534804 Report

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>>534788
someone roll a Pastamancer, if he works with the Royal Chef he does 2x damage plus whatever the Royal Chef hits

Grim (Lv 3) [84/90HP, 65/120MP] [100GP, burning magic knife]

Grim (Lv 3) [84/90HP, 65/120MP] [100GP, burning magic knife] ID:veegsXsq Wed 17 May 2017 06:46:32 No.534807 Report

Quoted By: >>534858 >>534966 >>534979

(I didn't really get how to calculate damage from the snow monster fart. If anyone could help me with that that would be great)

>>534633
Sephar takes on the shape of a majestic bear - quite a bit larger than any normal bear I've ever seen before. She charges the snow monster, and the two huge beasts brawl.

I remain undetected, and circle around the snow monster with the flaming knife. Rolling to stick it into the monster.

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 69.5/80 / MP 48/80 / GP 100, 9/10 XP

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Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 69.5/80 / MP 48/80 / GP 100, 9/10 XP ID:ZCvase8c Wed 17 May 2017 06:46:34 No.534808 Report

Quoted By: >>534979

>>534702

Seconded! This is a lot more fun than eye thought it would be!

>>534535

>Deviatka aims and throws a [Bar of Ice] at the monster, feeling oddly confident!

Fred, the Royal Chef [70HP,70MP,100G,2/10]

Fred, the Royal Chef [70HP,70MP,100G,2/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 06:47:12 No.534810 Report

Quoted By: >>534821 >>534843 >>534864 >>534883 >>534921

rolling to cook the best lamb in all of the kingdom

and then i'm selling it unless someone becomes a king

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:miOZztZ9 Wed 17 May 2017 06:47:49 No.534821 Report

Quoted By: >>534843

>>534810
Oh shit, you accidentally cook the worst lamb in all the kingdom :(

Grim (Lv 3) [84/90HP, 65/120MP] [100GP, burning magic knife]

Grim (Lv 3) [84/90HP, 65/120MP] [100GP, burning magic knife] ID:veegsXsq Wed 17 May 2017 06:48:52 No.534843 Report

Quoted By:

>>534810
>>534821
You hurt yourself in the process! ._.

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,100G,2/10]

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,100G,2/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 06:49:31 No.534849 Report

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i burned my hand and burned the lamb

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 3, +2> [69.5/90 HP, 4/90 MP, 7/10 XP]

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 3, +2> [69.5/90 HP, 4/90 MP, 7/10 XP] ID:3/bvcy3j Wed 17 May 2017 06:50:00 No.534858 Report

Quoted By: >>534940 >>534966 >>535003

>>534762
Instead of the limit, could we have a hard rule like "no initiating combat against anyone more than two levels below you while within city limits, or they and everyone can just officially ignore you"?
That would basically clear up the whole problem I think.

>>534807
(5+2=7)*1.5=10.5
Subsequent turns are just half of the BASE damage which was 5, so 2.5 every turn til it wears off unless you get out of the braaaappp area.

My attack from last thread at snow monster:
>>534624

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zf5VZq4R Wed 17 May 2017 06:50:04 No.534860 Report

Quoted By: >>534881

roll claims im a knight, but actually im just a village idiot. what now

Captain Morrison Lv1 ( HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 0/10)

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Captain Morrison Lv1 ( HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 0/10) ID:/TqaDIc2 Wed 17 May 2017 06:50:34 No.534864 Report

Quoted By: >>534921

>>534810
...What is that abomminable creation on the table 'ere? Is it... twitching? Egads! Begone foul... thing!

*I attack the tainted lamb*

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 3, +2> [69.5/90 HP, 4/90 MP, 7/10 XP]

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 3, +2> [69.5/90 HP, 4/90 MP, 7/10 XP] ID:3/bvcy3j Wed 17 May 2017 06:51:53 No.534881 Report

Quoted By:

>>534860
Have you heard of a certain Don Quixote?

Barbarian Kang 70HP, 70MP, 100G

Barbarian Kang 70HP, 70MP, 100G ID:OoNofthl Wed 17 May 2017 06:51:54 No.534883 Report

Quoted By:

>>534810
oh no worst lamb :(

ty senpai for the cloned battery ram btw i assume you were the incompetent one from the last thread

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,100G,2/10]

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,100G,2/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 06:53:22 No.534905 Report

Quoted By: >>534919

rolling to check if there's chicken meat in the freezer

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,100G,2/10]

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,100G,2/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 06:54:12 No.534919 Report

Quoted By:

>>534905

rolling to make the best fried chicken in the kingdom, for anyone to buy for 6G and eat

Elite Morrison Lv1 ( HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 0/10)

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Elite Morrison Lv1 ( HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 0/10) ID:/TqaDIc2 Wed 17 May 2017 06:54:23 No.534921 Report

Quoted By: >>534939

>>534864
(I just realized captain is a separate role. changing title.)

*The sludge left on the table explodes in golden combination of burnt grease and loose flesh*

Egrh! What wretched filth... I demand compensation for this agregiance on my attaire!

*rolling to intimidate >>534810 *

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5haXNxds Wed 17 May 2017 06:54:27 No.534923 Report

Quoted By:

Rolio

Sundance

Sundance ID:2oGLRNk6 Wed 17 May 2017 06:55:12 No.534934 Report

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Rolling

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,100G,4/10]

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,100G,4/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 06:55:28 No.534939 Report

Quoted By: >>534956

>>534921
compensation?
take a free fried chicken and tell me how it tastes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2HRIT1E1 Wed 17 May 2017 06:55:34 No.534940 Report

Quoted By:

>>534858
I think safezones would be a good idea, but doesn't change the fact that since everyone's basically winging it and bullshitting up their own story, things will always get messy with more players.

It would give good opportunity for personal story development though of the less exciting roles

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pTm/NWU7 Wed 17 May 2017 06:56:37 No.534952 Report

Quoted By:

rolling

Elite Morrison Lv1 ( HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 0/10)

Elite Morrison Lv1 ( HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 0/10) ID:/TqaDIc2 Wed 17 May 2017 06:56:42 No.534956 Report

Quoted By: >>534980

>>534939

herghmph... I suppose this would do...

rolling to enjoy chicken

Grim (Lv 3) [73/90HP, 65/120MP]

Grim (Lv 3) [73/90HP, 65/120MP] ID:veegsXsq Wed 17 May 2017 06:57:56 No.534966 Report

Quoted By:

>>534858
Fixed HP.

>>534807
7+2 +4, and the knife is now stuck in the snow monster.

"Sephar!" I shout to my familiar, "It worked!"

Rolling to get away from the gas attack.

Noble Faggot Elf

Noble Faggot Elf ID:pTm/NWU7 Wed 17 May 2017 06:58:19 No.534972 Report

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All peasants start sucking my dick right now or I will have you executed!!!!

uguu~~~

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7Fp8u7DC Wed 17 May 2017 06:58:43 No.534975 Report

Quoted By:

>>534615
yes hello i am here for my role asignment

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 69.5/80 / MP 48/80 / GP 100, 9/10 XP

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Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 69.5/80 / MP 48/80 / GP 100, 9/10 XP ID:ZCvase8c Wed 17 May 2017 06:59:15 No.534979 Report

Quoted By: >>535011 >>535058 >>535144

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-baaYVrEvn8

Stinking Cloud is up! (2.5 damage/turn, 4 turns remaining)

>>534624

THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MONSTER, +2 [58/180 HP 20/30 MP]

>>534807
Sephar charges at and tears THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MONSTER with her masculine bear limbs, finally a force which could hope to possibly match its strength. Her abilities are somewhat hampered by Stinking Cloud, though (-1).

THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MONSTER, +2 [22/180 HP 20/30 MP]

THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MONSTER HAS ENRANGED (Attacks funciton on a *2 multiplier for the base roll.)

>>534807

(THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MONSTER hit you directly for 7.5+2 damage, and an additional 2.5 this turn from Stinking Clouds DoT effect for a total of 10 damage, leaving you at 74/90HP)

THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MONSTER, +2 [14/180 HP 20/30 MP]

>>534808

>You cough and wheeze at the Stinking Cloud, making you strike at a -1 penalty.

THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MONSTER, +2 [6/180 HP 20/30 MP]

THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MONSTER casts Stinking Cloud! (-10 MP)

>Stinking Cloud (10 MP) - Deals 1.5 damage to all visible targets and further damages them for 0.5 the base roll each turn they stay in the cloud. The cloud dissipates after 5 turns. Stinking Cloud does not stack with itself, but the latest instance of the spell overrides any earlier instances in the same area.

Elite Morrison Lv1 ( HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 0/10)

Elite Morrison Lv1 ( HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 0/10) ID:/TqaDIc2 Wed 17 May 2017 06:59:20 No.534980 Report

Quoted By: >>534992 >>534999

>>534956
Not half bad, cook. Perhaps, seeing as we now have a hunter and a proper butcher in our midst, I could negotiate a brokering between you three? I imagine it would be an upgrade from.. freezer chicken.

rolling persuasion

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,100G,4/10]

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,100G,4/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 07:00:27 No.534992 Report

Quoted By: >>535030 >>535039

>>534980

did you bite your tongue or something? because all i heard was "not half bAAA-"

Elite Morrison Lv1 ( HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 0/10)

Elite Morrison Lv1 ( HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 0/10) ID:/TqaDIc2 Wed 17 May 2017 07:00:48 No.534999 Report

Quoted By: >>535005 >>535030 >>535116

>>534980
mu fookin luck...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:miOZztZ9 Wed 17 May 2017 07:01:16 No.535003 Report

Quoted By: >>535058

>>534858
No because I want every game to be relatively short and different each time, and I want to encourage people to play different roles. I don't want people to be sitting on their King or Dragon or such, the fun of the game is that there are different combinations of roles each time so there's an element of surprise, which is why I made the rule in the first place. Maybe I'll change my mind, I'll definitely make the limit higher though. Perhaps much more so.

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,100G,4/10]

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,100G,4/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 07:01:25 No.535005 Report

Quoted By: >>535015

>>534999

well your luck made you king, i guess

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 69.5/80 / MP 48/80 / GP 100, 9/10 XP

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 69.5/80 / MP 48/80 / GP 100, 9/10 XP ID:ZCvase8c Wed 17 May 2017 07:01:51 No.535011 Report

Quoted By: >>535086 >>535087

>>534979

(Yikes, that's 29 damage for everyone, plus an additional 9!)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:miOZztZ9 Wed 17 May 2017 07:02:09 No.535015 Report

Quoted By: >>535027

>>535005
no king rolls don't apply to non-role rolls

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,100G,4/10]

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,100G,4/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 07:03:14 No.535027 Report

Quoted By: >>535056

>>535015
kek, okay.

rolling to check if i have pork in the freezer

Elite Morrison Lv1 ( HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 0/10)

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Elite Morrison Lv1 ( HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 0/10) ID:/TqaDIc2 Wed 17 May 2017 07:03:24 No.535030 Report

Quoted By: >>535039 >>535041

>>534999
RRRREEEEEEE

>>534992
RALLPHH, WHVATH OI MNEANTH FTO TTHHHSSSSSAHHYY WHATHACH UU SHHOULLDTH SEE DA BUTHCHURH An HOWNTURH.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:miOZztZ9 Wed 17 May 2017 07:04:28 No.535039 Report

Quoted By:

>>535030
>>534992
kek

Elite Morrison Lv1 ( HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 0/10)

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Elite Morrison Lv1 ( HP 70/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 0/10) ID:/TqaDIc2 Wed 17 May 2017 07:04:53 No.535041 Report

Quoted By: >>535086 >>535091 >>535110

>>535030
*Proceeds to actually finish biting my tounge off trying to speak like a normal human*

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAKMSKDMKFFK

MMMMN MMNMMMMNMM,NNMM,NNMNMMMMNMMNMNM...

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,100G,4/10]

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,100G,4/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 07:05:54 No.535050 Report

Quoted By:

wew, this thread is pure gold already

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,100G,5/10]

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,100G,5/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 07:06:53 No.535056 Report

Quoted By: >>535082

>>535027

rolling to make the best porkchops in the history of Bantania

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 3, +2> [69.5/90 HP, 4/90 MP, 7/10 XP]

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 3, +2> [69.5/90 HP, 4/90 MP, 7/10 XP] ID:3/bvcy3j Wed 17 May 2017 07:06:57 No.535058 Report

Quoted By: >>535089 >>535223

>>534979
>cough cough wheeze gag
>throws another icicle, roll

>>535003
Okay, time for my backup plan which I've been thinking through the entire last thread but wasn't going to bring up:
How about you can put a character "on ice" and "earn them back"?
So a thread comes up where you have to reroll, so you just close your Notepad doc where you hopefully have that character saved and you roll another one. Then, whenever that one dies or the next reroll comes around, you take the level of the "iced" character and subtract the level of the new character from it, and the remainder is the levels you still need to bring them back out for another spin. To stop from spamming level 1 suicide characters, there could be a rule like "characters must be at least level 5 to contribute to de-icing". That way people still play new characters and maybe even get attached to them as well creating a vicious cycle of playing new characters to de-ice old characters. Even if someone grinds to level 5 and suicids, they still had to play a new combination for a while. Anyways once you 'de-ice' a character you can start playing them once the next "everyone reroll" thread comes around, but only for the next four or whatever threads, then they go back into "iced" and have to be "unlocked" again. Same if they die, you can EVENTUALLY resurrect them on your own, but first you have to pay the troll toll in the blood of other characters. Just an idea, anyways, not sure how to state it more simply.

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,100G,5/10]

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,100G,5/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 07:10:07 No.535082 Report

Quoted By: >>535137

>>535056
buy my porkchops people
it's cool
you can use it to bait animals, wild beasts, w/e
it works 99% of the time
only for 7g

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 3, +2> [38/90 HP, 4/90 MP, 7/10 XP]

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 3, +2> [38/90 HP, 4/90 MP, 7/10 XP] ID:3/bvcy3j Wed 17 May 2017 07:10:18 No.535086 Report

Quoted By: >>535097 >>535144

>>535011
(oh fuq it stacks? lmao, corrected stats in this name)
(what's the additional 9 for? or is that total on turns from now on?)
>>535041
THE MUTE KING ALL HAIL THE MUTE KING

Grim (Lv 3) [35/90HP, 65/120MP]

Grim (Lv 3) [35/90HP, 65/120MP] ID:veegsXsq Wed 17 May 2017 07:10:23 No.535087 Report

Quoted By: >>535189 >>535223

@534966 retconned. Shouldn't make several rolls without seeing what happens in the fight. :P

>>535011
*wheeze cough almost puke*
"Se- Sephar, let's get out of here"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:miOZztZ9 Wed 17 May 2017 07:10:27 No.535089 Report

Quoted By:

>>535058
maybe if i can think of a way to simplify that and fit it into the graphic

Elite Morrison the Unspoken Lv1 ( HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 2/10)

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Elite Morrison the Unspoken Lv1 ( HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 2/10) ID:/TqaDIc2 Wed 17 May 2017 07:10:36 No.535091 Report

Quoted By: >>535111

>>535041

Rolling to apply adequite first aid for my now tongueless mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:miOZztZ9 Wed 17 May 2017 07:10:56 No.535097 Report

Quoted By: >>535116

>>535086
hes not king tho

Zane the Hunter lvl 1 (hp70/mp70) 100g

Zane the Hunter lvl 1 (hp70/mp70) 100g ID:5haXNxds Wed 17 May 2017 07:11:53 No.535110 Report

Quoted By:

>>535041
In the name of all that is holy, what is happening to this man!?

Elite Morrison the Unspoken Lv1 ( HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 2/10)

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Elite Morrison the Unspoken Lv1 ( HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 2/10) ID:/TqaDIc2 Wed 17 May 2017 07:12:00 No.535111 Report

Quoted By: >>535130

>>535091
Fucking, rolling again to not be on deaths door just because i fucking bit my toungue off

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 3, +2> [38/90 HP, 4/90 MP, 7/10 XP]

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 3, +2> [38/90 HP, 4/90 MP, 7/10 XP] ID:3/bvcy3j Wed 17 May 2017 07:12:16 No.535116 Report

Quoted By: >>535124

>>535097
He rolled first trips in the thread tho?
>>534999

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:miOZztZ9 Wed 17 May 2017 07:12:55 No.535124 Report

Quoted By:

>>535116
only applies to your first roll, all others is just a massive success for whatever you were trying to do

Elite Morrison the Unspoken Lv1 ( HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 2/10)

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Elite Morrison the Unspoken Lv1 ( HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 2/10) ID:/TqaDIc2 Wed 17 May 2017 07:13:17 No.535130 Report

Quoted By: >>535154

>>535111
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

rolling to get anything fucking above 4

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:57G93mt1 Wed 17 May 2017 07:13:41 No.535136 Report

Quoted By:

This shit looks ez

Zane the Hunter lvl 1 (hp70/mp70) 93g

Zane the Hunter lvl 1 (hp70/mp70) 93g ID:5haXNxds Wed 17 May 2017 07:13:44 No.535137 Report

Quoted By: >>535154 >>535157

>>535082
Ignores dying man and purchases some porkchops for 7g

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 31.5/80 / MP 48/80 / GP 100, 9/10 XP

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 31.5/80 / MP 48/80 / GP 100, 9/10 XP ID:ZCvase8c Wed 17 May 2017 07:14:16 No.535144 Report

Quoted By: >>535208 >>535223

>>535086
(DoT from Stinking Cloud. The latest casting overrides the current cloud and resets its countdown. Luckily, TASM was killed this turn!)

>>534979
>Deviatka's eyes were watering and she was now coughing up blood, careful to do so in a manner that it didn't stain her dress or dribble down her mouth. Even when in intense agony, it was her duty to remain beautiful!

>Deviatka attempts to flee the presence of the Stinking Cloud!

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,5/10]

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,5/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 07:14:53 No.535154 Report

Quoted By: >>535197

>>535137
thanks man
>>535130
it's time to add incompetent to your title. remember bob? yeah

Elite Morrison the Unlucky Lv1 ( HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 2/10)

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Elite Morrison the Unlucky Lv1 ( HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 2/10) ID:/TqaDIc2 Wed 17 May 2017 07:15:15 No.535157 Report

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>>535137
Rolling to grasp at the patrons legs, screaming a combination of incoherent bloody gurgles and the wails of despiration

Zane the Hunter lvl 1 (hp70/mp70) 93g

Zane the Hunter lvl 1 (hp70/mp70) 93g ID:5haXNxds Wed 17 May 2017 07:16:25 No.535164 Report

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Heads into the wood with the porkchop and atempts to create a trap
Rolling that trap making.

Zane the Hunter lvl 1 (hp70/mp70) 93g

Zane the Hunter lvl 1 (hp70/mp70) 93g ID:5haXNxds Wed 17 May 2017 07:17:39 No.535178 Report

Quoted By:

The trap is a shitty mess.
I attempt to remake it into a decenter trap

Grim (Lv 3) [26/90HP, 65/120MP]

Grim (Lv 3) [26/90HP, 65/120MP] ID:veegsXsq Wed 17 May 2017 07:18:26 No.535189 Report

Quoted By:

>>535087
Sephar runs towards me, and lobs me on top of her back. She instantly transforms back to bird form and flies out of the cloud.

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,5/10]

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,5/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 07:18:50 No.535192 Report

Quoted By: >>535203

rolling to check if i have enchanted apples in the refridgerator

Elite Morrison the Unlucky Lv1 ( HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 2/10)

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Elite Morrison the Unlucky Lv1 ( HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100 / XP 2/10) ID:/TqaDIc2 Wed 17 May 2017 07:18:58 No.535197 Report

Quoted By: >>535216 >>535227

>>535154
I attempt to cauterize my mouth using a heated spoon in your kitchen

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,5/10]

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,5/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 07:19:37 No.535203 Report

Quoted By: >>535209

>>535192
rolling to check for enchanted oranges

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 3, +2> [31.5/90 HP, 4/90 MP, 8/10 XP]

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 3, +2> [31.5/90 HP, 4/90 MP, 8/10 XP] ID:3/bvcy3j Wed 17 May 2017 07:20:09 No.535208 Report

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>>535144
(Ah, got it, so it's not a stack, it's an override of the stronger, but the override takes immediate effect, makes sense)

>Seeing the beast is about to fall, Sylvia retreats and attempts to help Deviatka up the staircase faster
>roll difficulty 8

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,5/10]

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,5/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 07:20:11 No.535209 Report

Quoted By: >>535216

checking for enchanted pears
>>535203

Zane the Hunter lvl 1 (hp70/mp70) 93g

Zane the Hunter lvl 1 (hp70/mp70) 93g ID:5haXNxds Wed 17 May 2017 07:20:16 No.535212 Report

Quoted By:

Leave the forest and the trap and return to the bloody screaming man. He successfully grabs onto me.
Rolling to smack his bloody ass away before he stains my tunic

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,5/10]

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,5/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 07:20:54 No.535216 Report

Quoted By: >>535242

>>535209
>>535197

eat this, it'll fix you

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 31.5/80 / MP 48/80 / GP 100, 9/10 XP

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Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv2 (HP 31.5/80 / MP 48/80 / GP 100, 9/10 XP ID:ZCvase8c Wed 17 May 2017 07:21:28 No.535223 Report

Quoted By: >>535239 >>535245 >>535248 >>535305

Stinking Cloud is up! (9 damage/turn, 4 turns remaining)

>>535058

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywmGpwHrpOI

>Striking through, the icicle somehow finds itself impaling the monster's heart, rupturing it like an overripe tomato and forcing it onto the ground, its crimson eyes glazing over as it coughed up the remains of its last meal. A slow gurgle remains audible for minutes longer before it too finally ceases. THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MONSTER is no more.

THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MONSTER, +2 [0/180 HP 20/30 MP] +3 EXP (All)

>>535087

>You flee the presence of the cloud.

>>535144

>You narrowly flee the presence of the cloud.

LOOT:

>The fiend coughed up the contents of its stomach, including the remains and possessions of many an unfortunate skier. How will you divide the loot?

>x3 Skis
>x7 Human Remains
>x1 Knit Cap W/ Leaf Printed Pattern
>x2 Ski Sticks
>x1 Snow Pants
>x1 Yeti Paw
>x1 Brass Pocket Watch
>x79 Gold Pieces

Zane the Hunter lvl 1 (hp70/mp70) 93g

Zane the Hunter lvl 1 (hp70/mp70) 93g ID:5haXNxds Wed 17 May 2017 07:21:43 No.535225 Report

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Blood all over my new fucking tunic...
Pissed off ill punch him in the bloody mouth

Elite Morrison the Flailing Lv1[65HP,70MP,100GP,4XP]

Elite Morrison the Flailing Lv1[65HP,70MP,100GP,4XP] ID:/TqaDIc2 Wed 17 May 2017 07:22:04 No.535227 Report

Quoted By: >>535234

>>535197

Now that my mouth is a scabby mess I attempt to bandage my face using towels found in the kitchen

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,6/10]

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,6/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 07:22:55 No.535234 Report

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>>535227
ah well, more pears for myself

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 3, +2> [31.5/90 HP, 4/90 MP, 8/10 XP]

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 3, +2> [31.5/90 HP, 4/90 MP, 8/10 XP] ID:3/bvcy3j Wed 17 May 2017 07:23:27 No.535239 Report

Quoted By: >>535248

>>535223
Cloud still up or dissipates when the thing dies?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uG6mykrW Wed 17 May 2017 07:23:36 No.535240 Report

Quoted By:

Roll

Elite Morrison the Flailing Lv1[65HP,70MP,100GP,4XP]

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Elite Morrison the Flailing Lv1[65HP,70MP,100GP,4XP] ID:/TqaDIc2 Wed 17 May 2017 07:23:47 No.535242 Report

Quoted By: >>535249 >>535254

>>535216
I attempt to eat the presented fruit despite having absolute pain in my mouth

Grim (Lv 3) [26/90HP, 65/120MP]

Grim (Lv 3) [26/90HP, 65/120MP] ID:veegsXsq Wed 17 May 2017 07:24:23 No.535245 Report

Quoted By: >>535275

>>535223
Before I even go close to the loot...

"Birdy"
"Yes, my liege?"
"Can you flap your wings to, like, blow that gas away?"
"Yes, my liege."

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 41.5/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 100, 2/10 XP

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 41.5/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 100, 2/10 XP ID:ZCvase8c Wed 17 May 2017 07:24:34 No.535248 Report

Quoted By: >>535275

>>535239

It's gone now!

>Inventory:
- *Fine black Dress
- *Crystal Pendant
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- x1 Empty Glass Vial *Cracked*
- x1 Minor Mana Potion, Instant (+10 MP)
- x5 Bars of Ice
- Ice Heater
- Ice Lantern
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Runes:
- Cold Ice Rune
>Spells & Knowledge:
-General Ice Information
-General Ice Rune Information

>>535223

>After gathering all the things she threw at the monster, Deviatka cheers.

"Eye leveled up! Hurray!"

Elite Morrison the Flailing Lv1[65HP,70MP,100GP,5XP]

Elite Morrison the Flailing Lv1[65HP,70MP,100GP,5XP] ID:/TqaDIc2 Wed 17 May 2017 07:24:39 No.535249 Report

Quoted By:

>>535242
I writhe in pain, unable to swallow due to not having a tongue

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jxhrC8nZ Wed 17 May 2017 07:24:53 No.535252 Report

Quoted By:

>>534615
What be'eth my role?

Zane the Hunter lvl 1 (hp70/mp70) 93g

Zane the Hunter lvl 1 (hp70/mp70) 93g ID:5haXNxds Wed 17 May 2017 07:25:04 No.535254 Report

Quoted By: >>535272

>>535242
Has blood on tunic because of stupid mcbloodyface.
Roll for glare

Elite Morrison the Flailing Lv1[65HP,70MP,100GP,5XP]

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Elite Morrison the Flailing Lv1[65HP,70MP,100GP,5XP] ID:/TqaDIc2 Wed 17 May 2017 07:26:50 No.535272 Report

Quoted By: >>535285 >>535296

>>535254
Rolling for MERGARTPH AAAARRRAAWWWHHHRRGG KEPARGTH FUGGERMEEEEOOOOWWWWW

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 41.5/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 100, 2/10 XP

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 41.5/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 100, 2/10 XP ID:ZCvase8c Wed 17 May 2017 07:27:10 No.535275 Report

Quoted By: >>535293

>>535248
>>535245

It's really gone now!

Zane the Hunter lvl 1 (hp70/mp70) 93g

Zane the Hunter lvl 1 (hp70/mp70) 93g ID:5haXNxds Wed 17 May 2017 07:28:26 No.535285 Report

Quoted By:

>>535272
Eyes kinda sting from glaring
Still dodge whatever bloodymouth was doing.
Roll for removing bloodstain from tunic

Elite Morrison the Flailing Lv1[65HP,70MP,100GP,5XP]

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Elite Morrison the Flailing Lv1[65HP,70MP,100GP,5XP] ID:/TqaDIc2 Wed 17 May 2017 07:28:58 No.535293 Report

Quoted By: >>535300

>>535275
Where are you people and thefek are u doin?

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,6/10]

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,6/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 07:29:21 No.535296 Report

Quoted By: >>535309

>>535272
rolling to force the enchanted pear down his throat to save his his toungue

Grim, Red King of the Skies (Lv 3) [26/90HP, 65/120MP]

Grim, Red King of the Skies (Lv 3) [26/90HP, 65/120MP] ID:veegsXsq Wed 17 May 2017 07:29:24 No.535297 Report

Quoted By: >>535377

I pick up the still flaming knife from the corpse of the snow monster. Perhaps I can, like, turn it on and off? Requires some modifications though, as I didn't put that in from the start. Rolling.

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 41.5/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 100, 2/10 XP

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 41.5/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 100, 2/10 XP ID:ZCvase8c Wed 17 May 2017 07:30:13 No.535300 Report

Quoted By: >>535377

>>535293

(We just fought off the FreeSki yeti with The King! We're next to Icedorf's Tower, which people started going to once I set up a beacon.)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3/bvcy3j Wed 17 May 2017 07:30:25 No.535305 Report

Quoted By: >>535353 >>535399

>>535223
>before even glancing at the loot, Sylvia crawls outside and tries casting a new spell she just thought of...
>Rain Shower - Aquamancy - 4 MP - A gentle to moderate rain falls within the immediate area for a few minutes, exact area under the control of the caster. Great for cleaning up after a (small) battle or orgy.

Elite Morrison the Flailing Lv1[65HP,70MP,100GP,5XP]

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Elite Morrison the Flailing Lv1[65HP,70MP,100GP,5XP] ID:/TqaDIc2 Wed 17 May 2017 07:30:48 No.535309 Report

Quoted By: >>535330

>>535296
Mrgth...

*wound heals, tongue begins regenerating i guess,*

rolling for effectiveness

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:miOZztZ9 Wed 17 May 2017 07:31:08 No.535314 Report

Quoted By: >>535368 >>535370 >>535399

Gonna be fun lads

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,6/10]

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,6/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 07:31:14 No.535317 Report

Quoted By: >>535459

I'M ROLLING TO KILL MYSELF RN

Elite Morrison the Flailing Lv1[65HP,70MP,100GP,5XP]

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Elite Morrison the Flailing Lv1[65HP,70MP,100GP,5XP] ID:/TqaDIc2 Wed 17 May 2017 07:32:04 No.535330 Report

Quoted By: >>535350

>>535309
Tongue regenerates completely, I proceed to wail on the ground in a puddle of tears in a combination of pure joy and pent up pain

rolling for sympathy

Zane the Hunter lvl 1 (hp70/mp70) 93g 4xp

Zane the Hunter lvl 1 (hp70/mp70) 93g 4xp ID:5haXNxds Wed 17 May 2017 07:33:54 No.535350 Report

Quoted By:

>>535330
The regeneration and disgusting wailing are almost too much
Roll for resist vomit.

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 41.5/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 100, 2/10 XP

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 41.5/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 100, 2/10 XP ID:ZCvase8c Wed 17 May 2017 07:34:14 No.535353 Report

Quoted By: >>535399

>>535305

>The water serves to clean the blood and some of the stomach acid off the many objects strewn on the battlefield. It also wets the articles of clothing including the hat, but honestly, they weren't exactly dry and clean to begin with. (Remember you get 1 exp for each successful action!)

Elite Morrison the Flailing Lv1[65HP,70MP,100GP,5XP]

Elite Morrison the Flailing Lv1[65HP,70MP,100GP,5XP] ID:/TqaDIc2 Wed 17 May 2017 07:35:06 No.535368 Report

Quoted By: >>535399 >>535422

>>535314
Since This is really getting sad, I guess im open to editing this format. We need to standardize this autism. where should we start though?

i guess first things first is that all roles should get abilities.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2HRIT1E1 Wed 17 May 2017 07:35:26 No.535370 Report

Quoted By:

>>535314
Naisu have fun working on v2.0!

Looking forward to coming back to new thread tmrw

Zane the Hunter lvl 1 (hp65/mp70) 93g 4xp

Zane the Hunter lvl 1 (hp65/mp70) 93g 4xp ID:5haXNxds Wed 17 May 2017 07:35:38 No.535373 Report

Quoted By:

Vomits large amount of blood
5damage to self
Roll to avoid it ending up on tunic

Grim, Sky King (Lv 3) [26/90HP, 55/120MP]

Grim, Sky King (Lv 3) [26/90HP, 55/120MP] ID:veegsXsq Wed 17 May 2017 07:35:50 No.535377 Report

Quoted By:

>>535297
-10 MP
Yes! Now this is some useful loot.

>>535300
I sorta abdicated with the quads, though. Just wanted to travel through the skies and rescue maidens and stuff like that. I'm only Sky King now.

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 3, +2> [31.5/90 HP, 0/90 MP, 9/10 XP]

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 3, +2> [31.5/90 HP, 0/90 MP, 9/10 XP] ID:3/bvcy3j Wed 17 May 2017 07:38:06 No.535399 Report

Quoted By: >>535420 >>535422 >>535435 >>535454

>>535305
>Sylvia brings out the created clothes from their safely-tucked spot and looks them over
"I love red. You'll have to pardon my immodesty, I was going to do this in the hall during dinner but it seems we ran out of time here and these furs are getting very restrictive."
>standing outside the tower entrance, Sylvia quickly strips off the furs and casts them aside into the nearest snowbank, standing nude but for a little caked blood here and there, using her hands and slush from the former snow to scrub away all of the lines of wolf blood, and scrub the furs themselves clean of the blood and stinking cloud. This creates slippery blood-slush-ice around her bathing spot.
>roll for acrobatics vs DC 7 to remain standing and finish bathing

>>535314
Do it sensei!
Mind if I cobble together a bit of an spellbook/spell examples list and post it in threads I'm in?

>>535353
(Yeah, I'm keeping track, will level if this turn is a success)

>>535368
Pretty sure you're replying to the original creator of the rules, I've been giving him some ideas and stuff but ultimately he's gonna do as he pleases, but anyways submit your ideas for v2 to him and stuff. Of course a lot should still be left to player choice but some more rules would be helpful, abilities would be cool.

Grim, Sky King (Lv 3) [26/90HP, 55/120MP]

Grim, Sky King (Lv 3) [26/90HP, 55/120MP] ID:veegsXsq Wed 17 May 2017 07:40:21 No.535420 Report

Quoted By: >>535449 >>535454

>>535399
I roll to look away in time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IA3VkSkd Wed 17 May 2017 07:40:34 No.535422 Report

Quoted By: >>535569

>>535368
I'm giving all roles abilities/a subtle sense of direction, adding "role evolutions" with their own new abilities, thinking of a way to get a pastebin or google doc going with prices and such. clarifying/making some additions to the rules too

>>535399
do it

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 41.5/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 100, 2/10 XP

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 41.5/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 100, 2/10 XP ID:ZCvase8c Wed 17 May 2017 07:42:16 No.535435 Report

Quoted By: >>535454

>>535399

>Deviatka pouts at Sylvia performing such a deed in front of His Majesty and hastily turns away herself, her FM training having kept herself largely clean in spite of having made direct contact with the monster.

Grim, Sky King (Lv 3) [26/90HP, 55/120MP]

Grim, Sky King (Lv 3) [26/90HP, 55/120MP] ID:veegsXsq Wed 17 May 2017 07:43:46 No.535449 Report

Quoted By:

>>535420
I... end up staring instead.

Sephar smacks me in the back of the head with a wing. I turn away quickly.

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 3, +2> [41.5/100 HP, 10/100 MP, 0/10 XP]

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 3, +2> [41.5/100 HP, 10/100 MP, 0/10 XP] ID:3/bvcy3j Wed 17 May 2017 07:44:07 No.535454 Report

Quoted By: >>535495 >>535550

>>535399
>Sylvia turns a near-slip into a graceful and sensual rain dance which also incorporates scrubbing herself off, turning off the rain, wringing out the hides and drying off with the fur sides of them, slipping on the new red clothes, and handing Deviatka back the two somehow undamaged books she was lent
>Sylvia gains double acrobatic skill points (2) and one skill point
>Sylvia levels up!

>>535420
Sylvia tries to not have a sudden breakdown due to embarrassment as the (former?) King accidentally stares at her the entire time
>rolling for emotional composure and zen

>>535435
>crude slut vs romantic gold-digger rivalry ACTIVATE
>with sisterly friendship in background

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,6/10]

Fred, the Royal Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,6/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 07:44:42 No.535459 Report

Quoted By: >>535467

>>535317
rolling to reincarnate as a nigger skeleton

Fred, the Royal NigSkel Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,6/10]

Fred, the Royal NigSkel Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,6/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 07:45:27 No.535467 Report

Quoted By: >>535482

back in business baby
>>535459

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:57vsZqBw Wed 17 May 2017 07:46:19 No.535476 Report

Quoted By:

Roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6oiYDhxw Wed 17 May 2017 07:46:23 No.535477 Report

Quoted By:

>>534615
rolling for a class

Zane the Hunter lvl 1 (hp65/mp70) 93g 4xp

Zane the Hunter lvl 1 (hp65/mp70) 93g 4xp ID:5haXNxds Wed 17 May 2017 07:47:16 No.535482 Report

Quoted By: >>535497

>>535467
Stops scrubbing vomit blood
Uhh hey there negger skelly chef....
Have any cleaning products that remove bloodstains? Me clean white tunic is all kinds of fucked
Roll to persuade.

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 4, +3> [41.5/100 HP, 10/100 MP, 0/10 XP]

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 4, +3> [41.5/100 HP, 10/100 MP, 0/10 XP] ID:3/bvcy3j Wed 17 May 2017 07:48:32 No.535495 Report

Quoted By: >>535681

>>535454
Sylvia blushes deeply as she realizes she's just stripped in front of the (meta?) king, but manages to keep her spaghetti safely tucked away for now.

She clears her throat and moves on quickly as if nothing occurred.
"So, the loot. Let's each take 26gp and one of these odd shiny sticks. That leaves us with all of these unfortunate corpses, this rather nice hat, these sticks, these pants, this cut-off yeti paw, and this rather nice pocket watch. Who wants what?"

Fred, the Royal NigSkel Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,6/10]

Fred, the Royal NigSkel Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,6/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 07:48:39 No.535497 Report

Quoted By: >>535513

>>535482

were you trying to persuade me? because even though it didn't, i'm still doing it

down the hall, 1st door to the left, cleaning supplies

Zane the Hunter lvl 1 (hp65/mp70) 93g 4xp

Zane the Hunter lvl 1 (hp65/mp70) 93g 4xp ID:5haXNxds Wed 17 May 2017 07:49:57 No.535513 Report

Quoted By: >>535522

>>535497
Uhh noo I wasn't trying to persude you it was just a question.
Roll to lie

Fred, the Royal NigSkel Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,6/10]

Fred, the Royal NigSkel Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,6/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 07:50:54 No.535522 Report

Quoted By: >>535533

>>535513

i can see right through you with my non-existent eyes

Zane the lying Hunter lvl 1 (hp65/mp70) 93g 4xp

Zane the lying Hunter lvl 1 (hp65/mp70) 93g 4xp ID:5haXNxds Wed 17 May 2017 07:51:53 No.535533 Report

Quoted By:

>>535522
Uhh.. Well um thanks...
Walks down the hall and opens the first door on the left.

Grim, Sky King (Lv 3) [26/90HP, 55/120MP]

Grim, Sky King (Lv 3) [26/90HP, 55/120MP] ID:veegsXsq Wed 17 May 2017 07:54:10 No.535550 Report

Quoted By: >>535578 >>535681 >>535755

>>535454
"You look great .... uh, I mean, those clothes look great on you, Sylvia."
...
"I need to go explore the tower some more. Yeah. Uh, see you later."

ROLL TO GET AWAY SAFELY.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2HRIT1E1 Wed 17 May 2017 07:55:50 No.535569 Report

Quoted By:

>>535422
I think it's a good idea standardising certain things in the world, if not just as a guideline.
Overall I think it's best to just let the autism guide the way, but giving the classes more of an identity certainly won't hurt

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 4, +3> [41.5/100 HP, 10/100 MP, 0/10 XP]

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 4, +3> [41.5/100 HP, 10/100 MP, 0/10 XP] ID:3/bvcy3j Wed 17 May 2017 07:56:45 No.535578 Report

Quoted By: >>535681 >>535755

>>535550
Sylvia turns to say something about divvying up the loot, slips on the spaghetti pouring out of Grim's pockets, and falls gracelessly into his arms. Or onto his face, if I roll under 5. Either way, this is indeed the time of trials for Deviatka with her "acting like a real person" and "being demure" and stuff.

Fred, the Royal NigSkel Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,6/10]

Fred, the Royal NigSkel Chef [67HP,70MP,107G,6/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 07:58:47 No.535610 Report

Quoted By: >>535647

laughs menacingly as i roll to check for cheese and macaroni in the fridge

Fred, the Royal Nigger Skeleton Chef [64HP,70MP,107G,6/10]

Fred, the Royal Nigger Skeleton Chef [64HP,70MP,107G,6/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 08:00:46 No.535647 Report

Quoted By: >>535674

>>535610
*trips on a puddle of blood*

rolling to get back up and check for crab in the freezer

Zane the lying Hunter lvl 1 (hp65/mp70) 93g 4xp

Zane the lying Hunter lvl 1 (hp65/mp70) 93g 4xp ID:5haXNxds Wed 17 May 2017 08:01:28 No.535656 Report

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Roll for what is past the "cleaning supply" door.

Fred, the Royal Nigger Skeleton Chef [64HP,70MP,107G,6/10]

Fred, the Royal Nigger Skeleton Chef [64HP,70MP,107G,6/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 08:02:54 No.535674 Report

Quoted By: >>535704

>>535647

rolling to check for a bottle of cancerous disease in the fridge

Zane the lying Hunter lvl 1 (hp65/mp70) 93g 5xp

Zane the lying Hunter lvl 1 (hp65/mp70) 93g 5xp ID:5haXNxds Wed 17 May 2017 08:03:03 No.535677 Report

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Cleaning supplies!
Roll to perfectly clean the vommit blood off my once nice white tunic.

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 41.5/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 41.5/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 100, 3/10 XP ID:ZCvase8c Wed 17 May 2017 08:03:27 No.535681 Report

Quoted By: >>535755 >>535794

>>535495

(Added: Runes: Cold, Hot, Light, Icedorf's Journal)

>Inventory:
- *Fine black Dress
- *Crystal Pendant
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- x1 Empty Glass Vial *Cracked*
- x5 Bars of Ice
- Ice Heater
- Ice Lantern
- Icedorf's Journal
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Runes:
- Cold Ice Rune
>Spells & Knowledge:
-General Ice Information
-General Ice Rune Information

>>535550
>>535578

The fair maiden was completely flustered by the King's suddent trip and Sylvia's current actions, at a loss for words. She glanced at Sephar as if wondering if she had anything to add to the situation.

Fred, the Royal Nigger Skeleton Chef [64HP,70MP,107G,7/10]

Fred, the Royal Nigger Skeleton Chef [64HP,70MP,107G,7/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 08:04:38 No.535703 Report

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*pulls out a bottle of life instead of cancerous death, but doesn't notice*

rolling to cook the crab while showering it with liquid life

Zane the lying Hunter lvl 1 (hp65/mp70) 93g 5xp

Zane the lying Hunter lvl 1 (hp65/mp70) 93g 5xp ID:5haXNxds Wed 17 May 2017 08:04:53 No.535704 Report

Quoted By: >>535724

>>535674
Returns to Fred to show off my perfectly cleaned white tunic!
Hey thanks pal! You ain't bad for a skelenigger

Fred, the Royal Nigger Skeleton Chef [64HP,70MP,107G,7/10]

Fred, the Royal Nigger Skeleton Chef [64HP,70MP,107G,7/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 08:06:34 No.535724 Report

Quoted By: >>535748

>>535704
yeah, yeah all in the day's wo---
*gets attacked by the crab i just tried to cook*

Zane the lying Hunter lvl 1 (hp65/mp70) 93g 5xp

Zane the lying Hunter lvl 1 (hp65/mp70) 93g 5xp ID:5haXNxds Wed 17 May 2017 08:08:17 No.535748 Report

Quoted By: >>535760

>>535724
Uses hunterlike reflexes to pull out his crossbow and shoot the crab. Avoiding fred obviously.
Rollin

Grim, Sky King (Lv 3) [23/90HP, 55/120MP]

Grim, Sky King (Lv 3) [23/90HP, 55/120MP] ID:veegsXsq Wed 17 May 2017 08:08:42 No.535755 Report

Quoted By: >>535794 >>535968

>>535550
>>535578
As I try to exit the situation, the cute girl trips over and fall into my arms. Unprepared and flustered, I fall backwards, and end up with Sylvia laying on top of me. Rolling to regain my cool.

>>535681
"He's.. always like this."

Fred, the Royal Nigger Skeleton Chef [64HP,70MP,107G,7/10]

Fred, the Royal Nigger Skeleton Chef [64HP,70MP,107G,7/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 08:09:21 No.535760 Report

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>>535748

rolling to grab a spatula and flip the bolted crab upside down

Fred, the Royal Nigger Skeleton Chef [61HP,70MP,107G,7/10]

Fred, the Royal Nigger Skeleton Chef [61HP,70MP,107G,7/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 08:10:16 No.535772 Report

Quoted By: >>535785

FUCK, THE CRAB WENT UP THE SPATULA AND SNIPPED MY PINKY FINGERBONE AAAAAA

Zane the lying Hunter lvl 1 7xp (hp65/mp70) 93g

Zane the lying Hunter lvl 1 7xp (hp65/mp70) 93g ID:5haXNxds Wed 17 May 2017 08:11:27 No.535785 Report

Quoted By: >>535808

>>535772
Roll to fire another bolt and finish off the crab

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 4, +3> [41.5/100 HP, 10/100 MP, 0/10 XP]

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 4, +3> [41.5/100 HP, 10/100 MP, 0/10 XP] ID:3/bvcy3j Wed 17 May 2017 08:12:10 No.535794 Report

Quoted By: >>535907 >>535968

>>535681
>>535755
"H-Hat? P-pocketwatch? Pants?"
Sylvia gesticulates desperately at the both of them, waving at the loot as she extricates herself from Grim and tries to maintain her composure.
>rolling to maintain composure vs DC 7

Fred, the Royal Nigger Skeleton Chef [61HP,70MP,107G,7/10]

Fred, the Royal Nigger Skeleton Chef [61HP,70MP,107G,7/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 08:13:13 No.535808 Report

Quoted By: >>535824

>>535785

gottem, rip crab
*proceeds to read the labels on the bottle he took*
*realizes he's an idiot*

Zane the lying Hunter lvl 1 8xp (hp65/mp70) 93g

Zane the lying Hunter lvl 1 8xp (hp65/mp70) 93g ID:5haXNxds Wed 17 May 2017 08:14:25 No.535824 Report

Quoted By: >>535847

>>535808
So what are yah cooking there mr. Chef?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H7c+MTq1 Wed 17 May 2017 08:15:38 No.535837 Report

Quoted By: >>535863

>>534615
roll

Fred, the Royal Nigger Skeleton Chef [61HP,70MP,107G,7/10]

Fred, the Royal Nigger Skeleton Chef [61HP,70MP,107G,7/10] ID:eqPCTkHM Wed 17 May 2017 08:16:21 No.535847 Report

Quoted By: >>535860

i was supposed to make my dinner, which was a crab the contained cancer, but it instead turned alive and crunched my pinky.

>>535824

Zane the lying Hunter lvl 1 8xp (hp65/mp70) 93g

Zane the lying Hunter lvl 1 8xp (hp65/mp70) 93g ID:5haXNxds Wed 17 May 2017 08:17:15 No.535860 Report

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>>535847
Ahhh... Makes sense...
Common mistake...

Adam Sandler the Cobbler (Lvl 1) (70/70HP 70/70MP 0EXP)

Adam Sandler the Cobbler (Lvl 1) (70/70HP 70/70MP 0EXP) ID:H7c+MTq1 Wed 17 May 2017 08:17:42 No.535863 Report

Quoted By: >>535869

>>535837
roll to work on a pair of shoes for the king

Adam Sandler the Cobbler (Lvl 1) (70/70HP 70/70MP 0EXP)

Adam Sandler the Cobbler (Lvl 1) (70/70HP 70/70MP 0EXP) ID:H7c+MTq1 Wed 17 May 2017 08:18:10 No.535869 Report

Quoted By: >>535882

>>535863
ah i fucked up, reroll

Adam Sandler the Cobbler (Lvl 1) (70/70HP 70/70MP 0EXP)

Adam Sandler the Cobbler (Lvl 1) (70/70HP 70/70MP 0EXP) ID:H7c+MTq1 Wed 17 May 2017 08:19:05 No.535882 Report

Quoted By: >>535893

>>535869
They are a fine pair of shoes. Roll to polish them

Adam Sandler the Cobbler (Lvl 1) (70/70HP 70/70MP 0EXP)

Adam Sandler the Cobbler (Lvl 1) (70/70HP 70/70MP 0EXP) ID:H7c+MTq1 Wed 17 May 2017 08:19:55 No.535893 Report

Quoted By: >>535896

>>535882
Fuck I failed, roll again

Adam Sandler the Cobbler (Lvl 1) (70/70HP 70/70MP 0EXP)

Adam Sandler the Cobbler (Lvl 1) (70/70HP 70/70MP 0EXP) ID:H7c+MTq1 Wed 17 May 2017 08:20:20 No.535896 Report

Quoted By: >>535925

>>535893
Fuck i failed, roll again

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 41.5/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 126, 3/10 XP

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 41.5/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 126, 3/10 XP ID:ZCvase8c Wed 17 May 2017 08:21:36 No.535907 Report

Quoted By: >>535927 >>535968 >>535996

>>535794

>Noting the change of subject and taking it to maintain area dignity, Deviatka uses one of her favorchieves to begin picking at the loot. (Add: 26 GP)

"Eye want two of those smooth flat sticks and those other two sticks. I think I know what they're for!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:f0zUrvNQ Wed 17 May 2017 08:22:55 No.535922 Report

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how do we start once we have our class rolled? just write in somewhere?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:561br87l Wed 17 May 2017 08:22:59 No.535923 Report

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Roll

Adam Sandler the Cobbler (Lvl 1) (70/70HP 70/70MP 0EXP)

Adam Sandler the Cobbler (Lvl 1) (70/70HP 70/70MP 0EXP) ID:H7c+MTq1 Wed 17 May 2017 08:23:06 No.535925 Report

Quoted By: >>535987

>>535896
Alright they're polished.
Now to present them to the king.

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 4, +3> [41.5/100 HP, 10/100 MP, 0/10 XP]

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 4, +3> [41.5/100 HP, 10/100 MP, 0/10 XP] ID:3/bvcy3j Wed 17 May 2017 08:23:11 No.535927 Report

Quoted By: >>535968

>>535907
"Alright, then...does anyone else want the hat?"
(Add 26 gp)

Grim, Sky King (Lv 3) [23/90HP, 55/120MP]

Grim, Sky King (Lv 3) [23/90HP, 55/120MP] ID:veegsXsq Wed 17 May 2017 08:27:49 No.535968 Report

Quoted By: >>536002 >>536020

>>535755
I get back to my feet, and manages to sound somewhat composed again. I wordlessly motion for Sephar to fly over to me, and she finds her usual spot on my shoulder.

>>535794
>>535907
>>535927

"I started out as a warlock, so I only want those bodies. I'll leave it up to you two figure out how to share the rest of the loot."

Adam Sandler the Cobbler (Lvl 1) (70/70HP 70/70MP 0EXP)

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Adam Sandler the Cobbler (Lvl 1) (70/70HP 70/70MP 0EXP) ID:H7c+MTq1 Wed 17 May 2017 08:30:16 No.535987 Report

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>>535925
As I approach the castle gate I am accosted by a guard.
"Halt," he says. "That's a fine pair of shoes you have. State your business."
"I am but a humble cobbler sire, I have brought these shoes as a gift for the King."
"A gift you say? This is a fine gift indeed. And what reward do you expect for this gift?"
"No reward, sire, save for the thanks in my heart for knowing I've served my king."
"Well you are bound to be rewarded well for such a noble act. The king is a softie after all. Hmm," he says. "Well, I'll let you through, but only if you give me a third of what the king gives you."
"I shall grant you that, sire, for I have no want of monetary reward for my actions. Whatever he gives me, a third is yours."
And the guard let me through.

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 4, +3> [41.5/100 HP, 10/100 MP, 0/10 XP]

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 4, +3> [41.5/100 HP, 10/100 MP, 0/10 XP] ID:3/bvcy3j Wed 17 May 2017 08:31:21 No.535996 Report

Quoted By: >>536012

>(Adds A FUCKING LEAF hat)
>(passes on the skis, sticks, remains, and paw)
>>535907
"What about this pocketwatch, Deviatka? Would you like it?"

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 41.5/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 126, 3/10 XP

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Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 41.5/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 126, 3/10 XP ID:ZCvase8c Wed 17 May 2017 08:31:43 No.536002 Report

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>>535968

>(Added: x2 Skis, x2 Ski Sticks)

"Eye don't need this weird clothing: my dress is far better than /those/ garish things an' my runes keep me warm!"

>Warlock? Wasn't that a practicer of evil magic? Deviatka visibly gasped at the revelation, but spoke no further and skulked back in order to draw attention away from herself.

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 41.5/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 126, 3/10 XP

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 41.5/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 126, 3/10 XP ID:ZCvase8c Wed 17 May 2017 08:32:25 No.536012 Report

Quoted By: >>536049

>>535996

"It you don't need it, sure eye guess!"

Grim, Sky King (Lv 3) [23/90HP, 55/120MP]

Grim, Sky King (Lv 3) [23/90HP, 55/120MP] ID:veegsXsq Wed 17 May 2017 08:33:23 No.536020 Report

Quoted By: >>536049 >>536070

>>535968
(manage) (you two to)
(It seems like I'm not completely out of pocket spaghetti yet. Oh well)

Now, I'm going to see if I can find a place to rest in this castle. This fight left me exhausted.

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 4, +3> [41.5/100 HP, 10/100 MP, 0/10 XP]

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 4, +3> [41.5/100 HP, 10/100 MP, 0/10 XP] ID:3/bvcy3j Wed 17 May 2017 08:36:23 No.536049 Report

Quoted By: >>536117

>>536012
"Then it's yours!"

>>536020
"I'll be...out...here..."
Sylvia sits down abruptly and begins leafing through the Thicc Tome of Aquamancy, calming herself by reading over a new cantrip.
>roll for finding cantrip

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 41.5/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 126, 3/10 XP

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 41.5/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 126, 3/10 XP ID:ZCvase8c Wed 17 May 2017 08:39:11 No.536070 Report

Quoted By: >>536079 >>536108

>The maiden nods without a word and pockets the watch. (Add: Brass Pocket Watch)

>>536020

"The top floor is my bedroom, but eye know the location of Icedorf's old bedroom from his journal! Follow me!"

>To tell the truth, this battle to the death had made Deviatka herself exremely fatigued, and with out knowing it her legs were trembling. Rolling to lead King Glim to bed.

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 40/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 126, 3/10 XP

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 40/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 126, 3/10 XP ID:ZCvase8c Wed 17 May 2017 08:39:57 No.536079 Report

Quoted By: >>536135

>>536070

>Deviatka's trembling legs give way as she falls over and bruises her knee. (-1.5 HP). She stands up and tries again!

Grim, Sky King (Lv 3) [20/90HP, 55/120MP]

Grim, Sky King (Lv 3) [20/90HP, 55/120MP] ID:veegsXsq Wed 17 May 2017 08:43:45 No.536108 Report

Quoted By: >>536130

>>536070
"Are you okay, Deviatka? Here, I'll help you."
I take Devis arm and help her stand up again.

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 4, +3> [41.5/100 HP, 10/100 MP, 1/10 XP]

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 4, +3> [41.5/100 HP, 10/100 MP, 1/10 XP] ID:3/bvcy3j Wed 17 May 2017 08:44:47 No.536117 Report

Quoted By: >>536265

>>536049
>Two cantrips learned!
>Great Perspirations - Aquamancy - 3 MP - Increases the user's sweating, drawing out enough water for one cantrip such as "Mist" or half the amount needed for a low-water Level 1 spell such as "Land Drown". Dehydrates the user considerably; can only be used a few times consecutively and user must rehydrate or suffer the consequences. Good as an Aquamancer's last resort in a desert or similar environment.
>Moisten - 1 MP + - An auto-hitting cantrip which can make some small object or surface like a candle's wick or an enemy's palm become moist or slippery. Can be used with additional mana for greater effect, for instance 3 or 4 mana required to make an entire stair slippery. Quickly becomes mana-inefficient as it scales, but great for small tricks or life-saving things like dampening a fuse on low mana while restrained.
>continue studying the last cantrip, trying to ignore the tender scene going on in the doorway

eviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 40/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 126, 3/10 XP)

eviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 40/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 126, 3/10 XP) ID:ZCvase8c Wed 17 May 2017 08:46:25 No.536130 Report

Quoted By: >>536135

>>536108

>Deviatka blushes and graciously accepts Grim's offer, standing back up and dusting herself off with her other arm. She's smiling at the King and procedes to lead him to the bedroom- no, not like that! (Probably.)

eviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 40/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 126, 4/10 XP)

eviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 40/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 126, 4/10 XP) ID:ZCvase8c Wed 17 May 2017 08:47:14 No.536135 Report

Quoted By: >>536148

>>536130

(For the record, referencing >>536079's roll!)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tjJlbjfq Wed 17 May 2017 08:47:38 No.536139 Report

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Just a little roll

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 40/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 126, 4/10 XP)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 40/90 / MP 58/90 / GP 126, 4/10 XP) ID:ZCvase8c Wed 17 May 2017 08:48:12 No.536148 Report

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>>536135

(Yay! You're the village idiot!)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Mk3A0FPt Wed 17 May 2017 08:48:40 No.536149 Report

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>>534615
Rlln.

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 4, +3> [41.5/100 HP, 10/100 MP, 2/10 XP]

Sylvia the Aquamancer <Lvl 4, +3> [41.5/100 HP, 10/100 MP, 2/10 XP] ID:3/bvcy3j Wed 17 May 2017 09:03:29 No.536265 Report

Quoted By: >>536591

>>536117
Final cantrip from the thicc book learned!
>Mana Flow - 0-9 MP - Requires a small vial or skin full of regular water. The water is infused with mana. The amount of mana infused is equal to the roll; if the cantrip caster does not have enough mana, the cantrip fails but the mana is still taken, so this cantrip is best used in foresight rather than as a last measure. The roll also determines how many turns the caster must wait for the infused water to draw extra mana from the surrounding environment and become the equivalent of a Minor Mana Potion (+10 mana instant on imbibe). Level bonus does not apply to the roll - the roll is taken raw, and the caster's aquamancy level is SUBTRACTED from the roll...down as far as zero. In the case of this cantrip, a low roll is a better roll, and there is no such thing as a failure roll. A 0 means a Minor Mana Potion completes on the same turn and is available for imbibing the very next turn. The potion cannot be imbibed on its last brewing turn, but only on the first turn after its completing turn. A high roll results in a long wait for a very low return. Regardless of level or mana reserves, a caster cannot have more than one Mana Flow concurrently, as each Mana Flow takes all available trace mana from the immediate surroundings. However, a caster can "queue up" Mana Flow brews as much as they can keep track of them. It's a poor way to stockpile minor mana potions, but a good way to secure a bit of a backup ahead of time for the careful mage.

Sylvia drifts off to sleep.
(Be back sometime tomorrow night, or I guess "tonight" now, fairly late)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 40/90 *Sleep* / MP 58/90 / GP 126, 4/10 XP)

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Deviatka the Fair Maiden of Ice Lv3 (HP 40/90 *Sleep* / MP 58/90 / GP 126, 4/10 XP) ID:ZCvase8c Wed 17 May 2017 09:30:54 No.536591 Report

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>>536265

(Okay, guess that's my que to get off too! Hopefully we'll still be here tomorrow, but if not, It was fun playing with you all!)

>Completing her goal in leading King Grim I to Icedorf's bedroom, Deviatka unexpectedly joins him in sleep as she collapses face first onto the bed, passing out into a deep rest.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4EMfAnMk Wed 17 May 2017 09:44:03 No.536722 Report

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>>534615
role rolling

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2Y3EKuBJ Wed 17 May 2017 10:31:59 No.537221 Report

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this still going?

roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oGbQxSsl Wed 17 May 2017 10:35:02 No.537260 Report

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>>534615
gibsmedat KANG I FINNA BE A KANG NIGGAS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d6B/Fpub Wed 17 May 2017 11:02:38 No.537610 Report

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>>534615
Check

Huuuuuuuuuuu the Elf Beast-Tamer (70 health 70 mana 100 gold) !.nnQTiq4u2

Huuuuuuuuuuu the Elf Beast-Tamer (70 health 70 mana 100 gold) !.nnQTiq4u2 ID:d6B/Fpub Wed 17 May 2017 11:04:56 No.537628 Report

Quoted By: >>537655

>>534615
Rolling to tame wolves turning them into guard dogs

[1/10] [+3 guard wolves +3 to damage] Huuu the Elf Beast-Tamer (70 health 70 mana 100 gold) !.nnQTiq4u2

[1/10] [+3 guard wolves +3 to damage] Huuu the Elf Beast-Tamer (70 health 70 mana 100 gold) !.nnQTiq4u2 ID:d6B/Fpub Wed 17 May 2017 11:07:42 No.537655 Report

Quoted By: >>537675

>>537628
Rolling to go into town and sell one of them. The last two digits (if successful) is how many I get.

[1/10] [+3 guard wolves +3 to damage] Huuu the Elf Beast-Tamer (70 health 70 mana 155 gold) !.nnQTiq4u2

[1/10] [+3 guard wolves +3 to damage] Huuu the Elf Beast-Tamer (70 health 70 mana 155 gold) !.nnQTiq4u2 ID:d6B/Fpub Wed 17 May 2017 11:09:21 No.537675 Report

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>>537655
Danke fur die gold

Roll to get +20 more Mana with the use of a wizard

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (LVL2|10/20XP|80/80HP|80/80MP|327G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (LVL2|10/20XP|80/80HP|80/80MP|327G) ID:Bz8Y+BDN Wed 17 May 2017 11:10:09 No.537682 Report

Quoted By: >>537693

*rings bell*

~ting

WAKE UP BOIS, ITEMS NOW AVALIABLE!!!
BROWSE MY WARES:
> 1G - 1 marble of dullness
> 2G - 3 cheap cinnamon sticks
> 3G - 1 self-wrapping root
> 5G - 1x1x1cm of homeopathic gold
> 5G - 1 pebble
> 7G - 1 lucky rabbit's foot
> 10G - 3 hollow iron rods
> 10G - 1 blunt orc tooth
> 10G - 1 pot of destructive mana jelly
> 12G - 1 congested jewish sheckel sniffer
> 12G - 1 sting spray
> 15G - 1 potion of feral sex appeal
> 15G - 1 potion of instant delayed recovery

Item description upon (You) and name of item.

For bespoke items, I'll decide whether it's possible for me to handle the request and then you'll have to fetch the ingredients yourself.

> Extra gold required if you want to learn how to make shit yourself.

[3/10] [+3 guard wolves +3 to damage] Huuu the Elf Beast-Tamer (70 health 70 mana 155 gold) !.nnQTiq4u2

[3/10] [+3 guard wolves +3 to damage] Huuu the Elf Beast-Tamer (70 health 70 mana 155 gold) !.nnQTiq4u2 ID:d6B/Fpub Wed 17 May 2017 11:11:46 No.537693 Report

Quoted By: >>537700

>>537682
I wish to learn to make shizzle meself mate

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (LVL2|10/20XP|80/80HP|80/80MP|327G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (LVL2|10/20XP|80/80HP|80/80MP|327G) ID:Bz8Y+BDN Wed 17 May 2017 11:12:34 No.537700 Report

Quoted By: >>537728

>>537693
What shizzle do you want to learn?

[3/10] [+3 guard wolves +3 to damage] Huuu the Elf Beast-Tamer (70 health 70 mana 155 gold) !.nnQTiq4u2

[3/10] [+3 guard wolves +3 to damage] Huuu the Elf Beast-Tamer (70 health 70 mana 155 gold) !.nnQTiq4u2 ID:d6B/Fpub Wed 17 May 2017 11:14:41 No.537728 Report

Quoted By: >>537735

>>537700
I wish to know how to make a Shekel Sniffer. I wanna sense those filthy Jews from miles away.

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (LVL2|10/20XP|80/80HP|80/80MP|327G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (LVL2|10/20XP|80/80HP|80/80MP|327G) ID:Bz8Y+BDN Wed 17 May 2017 11:15:21 No.537735 Report

Quoted By: >>537743

>>537728
It's literally a severed jew nose, all you have to find is a jew.

[3/10] [+3 guard wolves +3 to damage] Huuu the Elf Beast-Tamer (70 health 70 mana 155 gold) !.nnQTiq4u2

[3/10] [+3 guard wolves +3 to damage] Huuu the Elf Beast-Tamer (70 health 70 mana 155 gold) !.nnQTiq4u2 ID:d6B/Fpub Wed 17 May 2017 11:16:13 No.537743 Report

Quoted By: >>537755

>>537735
So its effects are basically letting me sense moolah

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (LVL2|10/20XP|80/80HP|80/80MP|327G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (LVL2|10/20XP|80/80HP|80/80MP|327G) ID:Bz8Y+BDN Wed 17 May 2017 11:17:14 No.537755 Report

Quoted By: >>537760

>>537743
Yep, the nearest pile of gold.
Useful for sniffing out drangon stashes.

[3/10] [+3 guard wolves +3 to damage] Huuu the Elf Beast-Tamer (70 health 70 mana 155 gold) !.nnQTiq4u2

[3/10] [+3 guard wolves +3 to damage] Huuu the Elf Beast-Tamer (70 health 70 mana 155 gold) !.nnQTiq4u2 ID:d6B/Fpub Wed 17 May 2017 11:18:23 No.537760 Report

Quoted By: >>537773 >>537775

>>537755
I thought I could sense Jews with it. But this is even better. Thank you kind gentleman.

Rolling to find a Jew and kill him, taking his nose.

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (LVL2|10/20XP|80/80HP|80/80MP|327G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (LVL2|10/20XP|80/80HP|80/80MP|327G) ID:Bz8Y+BDN Wed 17 May 2017 11:19:31 No.537773 Report

Quoted By: >>537792

>>537760
Jew takes your nose.

[3/10] [+3 guard wolves +3 to damage] Huuu the Elf Beast-Tamer (70HP 70MP 143G !.nnQTiq4u2

[3/10] [+3 guard wolves +3 to damage] Huuu the Elf Beast-Tamer (70HP 70MP 143G !.nnQTiq4u2 ID:d6B/Fpub Wed 17 May 2017 11:19:37 No.537775 Report

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>>537760
Well I failed.
*pays 12 gold and takes the Jew nose*

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[3/10] [+3 guard wolves +3 to damage] Huuu the Elf Beast-Tamer (70HP 58MP 143G !.nnQTiq4u2 ID:d6B/Fpub Wed 17 May 2017 11:21:07 No.537792 Report

Quoted By: >>537810

>>537773
I stick the Jew nose I purchased from you onto mine and use 12 Mana to stitch it together.

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (LVL2|10/20XP|80/80HP|80/80MP|339G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (LVL2|10/20XP|80/80HP|80/80MP|339G) ID:Bz8Y+BDN Wed 17 May 2017 11:22:22 No.537810 Report

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>>537792
Thank you kind sir <3

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Nj7JO5Xb Wed 17 May 2017 11:22:44 No.537814 Report

Quoted By: >>537824

Too late in the thread to want to play, just wanted to confirm Discord is in fact for fags.

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (LVL2|10/20XP|80/80HP|80/80MP|339G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (LVL2|10/20XP|80/80HP|80/80MP|339G) ID:Bz8Y+BDN Wed 17 May 2017 11:23:49 No.537824 Report

Quoted By: >>537832 >>537863

>>537814
It's died down a bit, you dont need to read the shit that's happened before to play.

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (LVL2|10/20XP|80/80HP|80/80MP|339G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (LVL2|10/20XP|80/80HP|80/80MP|339G) ID:Bz8Y+BDN Wed 17 May 2017 11:24:52 No.537832 Report

Quoted By: >>537849

>>537824
Meanwhile, roll to see what shit i've found from my escape since last thread.

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (LVL2|10/20XP|80/80HP|80/80MP|339G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (LVL2|10/20XP|80/80HP|80/80MP|339G) ID:Bz8Y+BDN Wed 17 May 2017 11:26:22 No.537849 Report

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>>537832
Just pieces of my broken stone that I had trouble with and some grass bits on my back for sleeping under the stars.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Nj7JO5Xb Wed 17 May 2017 11:27:43 No.537863 Report

Quoted By: >>537886

>>537824
It's more fun to start early, I was Schlomo Skelestein the Jewish necromancer in one of the first threads a few nights ago.

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (LVL2|10/20XP|80/80HP|80/80MP|339G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (LVL2|10/20XP|80/80HP|80/80MP|339G) ID:Bz8Y+BDN Wed 17 May 2017 11:29:50 No.537886 Report

Quoted By: >>537918

>>537863
Use the same character, OP is kill. Basically new thread.

Rolling to see if I can figure out how to put these bits of pebble back together with my soundproofing putty.

Fred, the Royal Nigger Skeleton Chef [61HP,70MP,107G,7/10]

Fred, the Royal Nigger Skeleton Chef [61HP,70MP,107G,7/10] ID:Si2H//zP Wed 17 May 2017 11:30:02 No.537890 Report

Quoted By: >>537907

back and ready to do nothing at all

rolling to check if i have potatoes in stock

Fred, the Royal Nigger Skeleton Chef [59HP,70MP,107G,7/10]

Fred, the Royal Nigger Skeleton Chef [59HP,70MP,107G,7/10] ID:Si2H//zP Wed 17 May 2017 11:32:05 No.537907 Report

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>>537890

I TRIPPED ON MY WAY TO THE REFRIDGERATOR FUCK

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (LVL2|11/20XP|80/80HP|80/80MP|339G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (LVL2|11/20XP|80/80HP|80/80MP|339G) ID:Bz8Y+BDN Wed 17 May 2017 11:33:02 No.537918 Report

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>>537886
Somehow it works and the pebble starts glowing again.

I finally managed to fix this piece of shit.

Fred, the Royal Nigger Skeleton Chef [59HP,70MP, 90G,7/10]

Fred, the Royal Nigger Skeleton Chef [59HP,70MP, 90G,7/10] ID:Si2H//zP Wed 17 May 2017 11:36:16 No.537961 Report

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*walks to the market*
*buys a whole fucking ton of potatoes for 27G*

royal chef my ass, can't even get my stock refilled every fucking week, heck, not even every fucking month gdi being the royal chef is terrible

Anonymous

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I'm in

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[0/10] (70HP 70MP 100G !.nnQTiq4u2 ID:d6B/Fpub Wed 17 May 2017 11:52:52 No.538658 Report

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THIS ONE IS D E A D

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>>538189

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>>534615
Rollerino

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