>>5366846You must pray towards our prophet Sigusmund's home town: Raleigh. You must pray specifically towards Sigusmund's arm.
In order to be a true follower of the Sigusmund religion, you must recite this phrase: Es gibt keinen Gott außer Sigismund und Sigismund ist unser Führer.
You must practice the Five Pillars of Sigusmund.
I. Recite the holy phrase: Es gibt keinen Gott außer Sigismund und Sigismund ist unser Führer.
II. Pray five times a day towards Raleigh.
III. Donate one fortieth of your blood.
IV. You must fast during our God's birthday, April 20th.
V. You must make a trip to Raleigh once in your life and wave fascist symbols in front of Southeast Raleigh highschool. You must then commit a minor felony and go to the bail office, where our God resides.
And the most important rule of all:
"Sigismund said to himself, “As for you, you must keep my covenant, you and your descendants in every generation. This is my covenant that you and your descendants must keep: twist the right arm so it is facing the opposite direction of every newborn. You must circumcise the twist the right arm so it is facing the opposite direction, and it will be a symbol of the covenant between us. During birth, every baby in every generation must have their right arm twisted to face the opposite direction, including those who are not your own children: those born in your household and those purchased with silver from foreigners. Be sure you twist the right arm of those born in your household and those purchased with your silver. Your arm will embody my covenant as an enduring covenant. Any straight right armed person whose right arm is straight will be cut off from his people. They have broken my covenant.”" (Mein Kampf 2 4:20)
