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The Comprehensive List:
>uses emojis excessively
>doesn't read books
>browses Reddit
>lost his/her virginity at 14 because everyone's doing it
>believes everything he was taught in school
>works to maintain good grades so he can get into a good college
>is in massive debt from student loans
>likes Jew.Jew. Abrams Star Wars
>thinks humans are inherently good
>thinks skin color is the only difference between races
>supports gay and transgender rights
>is afraid of offending people
>will only stand up for what is right if he thinks he will be rewarded/wont get hurt
>submissive to dominant males openly, passive aggressive to them privately
>is excessively afraid to take financial risks/wont open a business even if he can
>believes in love at first sight
>thinks chivalry is alive
>thinks he understands history because he's seen movies based on true stories
>thinks science is the end-all to every dispute
>is an atheist and calls Christians sheep, even though he's never even read a single page of the Bible
>gets tattoos, dyes his hair, wears tight clothing, hipster hairstyle
>Bernie Sanders got robbed, but i'm still voting for Hillary
>only shops at organic supermarkets/only shops at normal supermarkets and gets unhealthy foods
>wants to find a magic pill for his problems
>gynecomastia, balding, unhappy, complains on internet forums and revels in his self-pity
>goes on Christian forums just to make fun of them and feel superior
