Concept I thought up: generate a random number from 1 - 70, then find the corresponding board on 4chin's home page. ITT, we now emulate said board and its posters, starting with the OP.

Alright, I rolled up /r9k/.
ITT we are robots.

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>cant get gf
>some cool looking guy walks withing eyesight of girl
>she levitates toward him at 547 km/h
>pussy magnetized to dick

goddamn chads and theyre genetic lottery gonna kill myeself