Cis identity is pretty wild when you think about it. Some person who didn't even know you looked at your junk when you were a baby and was like "I declare you this for life" and most of us are just like, “sure, that's fine."

And then when other people are like, “wait actually no, not defined by my junk” we have the nerve to be like NO THIS ARBITRARY DECISION MADE WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT AT A TIME WHEN YOU WERE PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF SPEAKING AND SEMI-CONSCIOUS AT BEST IS BINDING FOR LIFE GET IT TOGETHER.

Shit’s weird. It’s weird.