Rollin'
Rollin'
Rollin' down the highway

ITT we randomly generate a board, which we then try to emulate as """""best""""" as possible, starting with the OP.
This time, I rolled /o/. Let's see what kind of automotive r/banter we can cone up with.

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>be me
>17
>300 BC
>horses are slow
>sleds are for filthy Mongols
>need fast transportation
>it hits me
>spend years crafting my magnum opus
>pic related
>it's a masterpiece