Alright /Bant/ I'm not very religious person, and if it weren't for the fact that all the people I loved were religious, than I'd be a hardcore atheist, but this is so far the thing that makes me a firm believer in God:

>survived a possible abortion by complete chance (doctors thought I was a cyst)
>mother considered aborting me but ultimately didn't
>born May 8th, the official end of World War 2 in Europe, celebrated as V.E. Day
>bullied in youth
>become very protective of anyone possibly being bullied
>lived in multiple places all over the world, and experienced multiple cultures
>grew up with Latinos, Blacks, Whites, Mixed, you name it
>grew up with Japs, Chinks, Mexicans, Americans, Polacks, Germans, you fucking name it
>grew up around Jews, Atheists, Christians, Catholics, Mormons, Buddhists, and even a Muslim or two
>was white-knighting my way through Elementary
>redpilled the fuck out of since then
>researched the fuck out of History
>collected bits of history and encouraged people to learn about it, from Harlem Hellfighters, to Pol-Lit Commonwealth, and etc
>dealt with suicide and depression all my life
>dealt with other suicidal and depressed people all my life
>dealt with homos, bi's and trannies
>helped others improve, bit by bit, inch by inch
>grades went from D's and C's to all A's and B's
>patriotic as fuck from all countries I've been to, and have history with
>look old because of beard at age 15, and I'm mature af
>most think I'm 23-30 and confused me and my mum as lovers
>even teachers loved me
>never stole anything other than a lego from school in Kindergarten
>never started any beef
>hate Commies and Nazis
>mfw I can't be racist, uncultured, homophobic, religion-phobic, lazy, useless, immature, inexperienced with suffering, stupid, or a trouble maker
>mfw I'm called Neo-Lincoln for my leadership, beard and morals

I've ascended boys, I'll do you proud, I've lots to learn, but it won't be in vain, wish me luck lads