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Anonymous ID:2vlNEHu2 Wed 17 May 2017 18:41:17 No.541057 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>541685 >>541996 >>542019 >>542049 >>542115 >>542347 >>544068 >>544073 >>544963 >>545028 >>545888 >>548507 >>551013 >>551840

Do you wipe your ass with baby wipes? Why or why not?

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Anonymous ID:KK8gb4yt Wed 17 May 2017 19:15:01 No.541132 Report

Quoted By: >>541926 >>542115

No cos I'm not a fatass americlap

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v9rh7jcJ Wed 17 May 2017 19:53:30 No.541685 Report

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>>541057
Do you think she wipes her ass with baby wipes? Maybe she has a bidet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O5UYctzg Wed 17 May 2017 20:09:44 No.541926 Report

Quoted By: >>541984 >>542436

>>541132
Shut the fuck up you pussy ass nigga

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:TjUxGqcd Wed 17 May 2017 20:12:59 No.541984 Report

Quoted By: >>541993 >>544013

>>541926
>Fatman can't handle the /bant/er

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hqUpxAm3 Wed 17 May 2017 20:13:39 No.541993 Report

Quoted By: >>542034

>>541984
Pussy nigga being a pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mNhcubmc Wed 17 May 2017 20:13:54 No.541996 Report

Quoted By:

>>541057
I wipe my ass with your sister's face.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rT8h5ZSW Wed 17 May 2017 20:15:26 No.542019 Report

Quoted By: >>542133 >>542321

>>541057
why would you do that? you'd either have to throw shit stained baby wipes in the trash or flush them when they're probably gonna clog up your pipes cause they dont decompose

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:TjUxGqcd Wed 17 May 2017 20:16:20 No.542034 Report

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>>541993

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t9xj0pUJ Wed 17 May 2017 20:16:55 No.542049 Report

Quoted By:

>>541057
>not getting your mom to wipe and powder you
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xDtIdAcv Wed 17 May 2017 20:20:13 No.542115 Report

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>>541057
Yes I do because I have a naturally hairy ass and if I haven't shaved it lately it would be a disgusting shit-filled nest.

Even when I'm tidy back there I still use wipes just to make sure I'm fresh and clean. I want my wife to be able to suck me off and lick my taint/ass without it smelling nasty or her getting poop on her tongue after all.

>>541132
Looks up stats sometime dude. UK is fatter than the USA now and has been for a few years. You're the fattest European country and you all have hideous teeth.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xDtIdAcv Wed 17 May 2017 20:21:10 No.542133 Report

Quoted By: >>542220

>>542019
So you'd rather have a shit-stained ass than need to take out your garbage regularly? Slovenly filth.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gV+naiYi Wed 17 May 2017 20:21:48 No.542150 Report

Quoted By: >>542231 >>542321

i have never ever seen a single fucking person wipe their ass with fucking baby wipes you american faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rT8h5ZSW Wed 17 May 2017 20:25:18 No.542220 Report

Quoted By: >>542258 >>542421

>>542133
i'd rather clean my ass with something nice like charmin ultra, and not have to keep my shit just lying in the open if i put baby wipes in the garbage. uncouth fool.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xDtIdAcv Wed 17 May 2017 20:25:49 No.542231 Report

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>>542150
How many people have you watched wipe their ass, fish-fucker?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xDtIdAcv Wed 17 May 2017 20:27:15 No.542258 Report

Quoted By: >>542415

>>542220
You use the wipe as a finishing touch after you wipe it with Charmin Ultra you god forsaken moron.

You aren't starting off with baby wipes you use one to add that finishing touch, get the last of the residue off and leave your butthole squeaky clean and ready to be eaten out by the next big tittied bitch that comes around.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9jlBfyBi Wed 17 May 2017 20:30:26 No.542321 Report

Quoted By: >>542419

>>542019
There are flushable baby wipes I believe.

>>542150
Baby wipes are perfect when camping/innawoods.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:peumfIvY Wed 17 May 2017 20:31:56 No.542347 Report

Quoted By: >>542419 >>544178

>>541057
fuck yeah, and every girl i fuck will be wiped directly before said fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:peumfIvY Wed 17 May 2017 20:35:39 No.542415 Report

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>>542258
yup

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xDtIdAcv Wed 17 May 2017 20:35:50 No.542419 Report

Quoted By: >>542472 >>544178

>>542347
That sounds like a really weird fetish dude.

>>542321
They're marketed as flushable but they really fuck up sewer systems badly. Just throw them in the trash they shouldn't be covered in shit if you're not too retarded to wipe your ass properly.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wqVXKnoe Wed 17 May 2017 20:35:57 No.542421 Report

Quoted By: >>542497

>>542220
Nigger I have a lid on my trash can
Problem fucking solved
What are you a native who can't afford a trash can with a lid on it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IK2ZODbP Wed 17 May 2017 20:36:43 No.542436 Report

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>>541926
This better be bait.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:peumfIvY Wed 17 May 2017 20:39:11 No.542472 Report

Quoted By: >>542497

>>542419
>That sounds like a really weird fetish dude.
it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xDtIdAcv Wed 17 May 2017 20:40:55 No.542497 Report

Quoted By: >>542608

>>542421
I've got a lid AND a pedal to lift it up. I'm first world as FUCK son.

>>542472
Well I like fat chicks (as long as they're busty) and getting rimjobs so who am I to judge?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:peumfIvY Wed 17 May 2017 20:47:45 No.542608 Report

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>>542497
heh i hear that my friend. i like all sorts mostly normal to rail thin

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:W8CWy+we Wed 17 May 2017 20:56:44 No.542746 Report

Quoted By: >>542932 >>544096

No, I don't. I rarely shit outside my home. So every time I shit I can wash up properly.

While we do have these handheld "bidets" in nearly every house and they are supposedly for your ass, they just blast water everywhere. If I'm gonna be wet then I might as well just shit with all my clothes off and be ready to hop into the shower after wiping with regular toilet paper.
I shit like 5-6 times a week. I feel incredibly filthy if I can't wash my assholes properly in the shower.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0X9Wq5bZ Wed 17 May 2017 21:06:50 No.542932 Report

Quoted By: >>542954

>>542746
Do all Finnish public restrooms have showers?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W8CWy+we Wed 17 May 2017 21:08:30 No.542954 Report

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>>542932
No, but like I said, I don't shit outside my home.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:L+9QkSEX Wed 17 May 2017 21:20:58 No.543148 Report

Quoted By: >>543731

i tried to squat over my toilet out of curiosity, since it supposedly makes shitting easier. it was not easier i tell ya hwhut

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Kfi7Mo6N Wed 17 May 2017 21:52:33 No.543731 Report

Quoted By:

>>543148
Buy a squatty potty dork

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VP5XPHTw Wed 17 May 2017 22:10:00 No.544013 Report

Quoted By: >>544617

>>541984
how new are you?

these threads are a literal daily occurrence on /int/ almost word for word

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QMDhojXs Wed 17 May 2017 22:13:31 No.544068 Report

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>>541057
Was waiting for someone to make this thread. Fuck yes I do, I want a spotless clean ass without chafing my butthole.

T,bh I think anyone who uses regular toilet paper just has a dirty asshole like a monkey because there is no way you can completely clean it using TP without chafing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:siVfmRWq Wed 17 May 2017 22:13:46 No.544073 Report

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>>541057
No, I always take a dump before I shower so just wipe with normal toilet paper then give my ass a good ol' rub under the shower.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:siVfmRWq Wed 17 May 2017 22:15:39 No.544096 Report

Quoted By:

>>542746
I'm actually the same.

I wake up, take a dump, then follow up with a shower, every morning. Feel incredibly dirty when I don't shower after pooping.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QMDhojXs Wed 17 May 2017 22:19:39 No.544178 Report

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>>542347
>>542419
>That sounds like a really weird fetish dude.
Doesn't even sound like a fetish to me, just sounds like he doesn't trust girls to wipe their asses properly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:QbEIVRRo Wed 17 May 2017 22:28:26 No.544331 Report

Quoted By: >>544555

>there are adults on this board who are too retarded to know how to clean their own ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+dEwF9wd Wed 17 May 2017 22:29:00 No.544342 Report

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I have done and it's nice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QMDhojXs Wed 17 May 2017 22:38:34 No.544555 Report

Quoted By: >>544891

>>544331
shut the fuck up you stinky ass motherfucker. ur probably the kid that smells a lil weird that no one talks to

use babywipes

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:nzsXU+G0 Wed 17 May 2017 22:41:05 No.544617 Report

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>>544013
>new
>/bant/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QbEIVRRo Wed 17 May 2017 22:53:51 No.544891 Report

Quoted By: >>545120

>>544555
nigga i didn't even call anybody out

feeling self conscious?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+uiNjmUJ Wed 17 May 2017 22:57:06 No.544963 Report

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>>541057
Not.
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/15/nyregion/the-wet-wipes-box-says-flush-but-the-new-york-city-sewer-system-says-dont.html?_r=0

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/10/are-wet-wipes-wrecking-the-worlds-sewers/504098/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o9SB3II/ Wed 17 May 2017 22:59:11 No.545011 Report

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lol all these fat cunts should clean the sewers of these baby wipes that are clogging the pipes up maybe then they will stop using them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:616bvk3+ Wed 17 May 2017 23:00:08 No.545028 Report

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>>541057
yes, i always do before my gf pegs me

nice and clean for her

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QMDhojXs Wed 17 May 2017 23:04:25 No.545120 Report

Quoted By: >>545358

>>544891
no you just insinuated that babywipes aren't superior to regular toilet paper

I was so appalled that I had to reply

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Anonymous ID:QbEIVRRo Wed 17 May 2017 23:14:34 No.545358 Report

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>>545120

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rv7RKJKK Wed 17 May 2017 23:21:25 No.545888 Report

Quoted By: >>548403

>>541057
Clogs up the pipes
And I am not a faggot to throw the wipes in the trash

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HW3HY3LZ Thu 18 May 2017 00:02:00 No.547068 Report

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Any boys need wiped by daddy?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2eeiDdrl Thu 18 May 2017 01:02:53 No.548403 Report

Quoted By:

>>545888
Trips wasted

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u8n3ddMw Thu 18 May 2017 01:08:48 No.548507 Report

Quoted By: >>549504

>>541057
here's what i do when i can't get it all with tp

wet the tp with hot water.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m3u5kGE0 Thu 18 May 2017 01:53:10 No.549504 Report

Quoted By:

>>548507
My ass is too hairy for that and im not shaving that shit like a limp wrist

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MjeEQrcT Thu 18 May 2017 03:08:22 No.551013 Report

Quoted By:

>>541057
i use conditioner and toilet paper. cause shampoo burns

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XE1hn7yW Thu 18 May 2017 03:13:50 No.551091 Report

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No because I already have one of those assy splashys in my toilet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sJOPuWf9 Thu 18 May 2017 03:23:22 No.551265 Report

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my ass is extremely hairy, and i'm at the point where i just wanna nair that shit(no pun intended)

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:AMzLrh0b Thu 18 May 2017 03:58:25 No.551840 Report

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>>541057
in summertime and need something to keep it cool
I buy the powder too

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