>be me
>American boy, 5 years old
>In first grade, learning math
>TF is 1+2?
>Fatass pedo principal gets on Pa
>"Everyone hide, there is a active shooter in the building"
>Everyone hides
>Faggot fucking Tommy won't move without stuffed animal he left at his desk
>Fat teacher uses landwhale powers to waddle over
>She trips on some fucking blocks and falls into desks
>Edgy highschool beta incel fag breaks down door
>Fucking rips up everyone with a AR-15
>Manage to escape
>He pulls down his pants and is stroking his 2mm centipeder to mrs.sallys corpse
>I push him over in a fit of rage
>Fatass broke his fucking neck and his dick blew up
>This is 2018
>This is American school shootings
>Everyone wonders why we are constant targets for every countrys nit picking
