Hey Drunks,
My name is Canada, and I dislike almost every single one of you. Most of you are dying, STD-ridden, alcoholics who spend every second of their day looking at my cute anime pictures. You are something bad on this board. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any sobriety? I mean, I guess it's fun getting black-out drunk because you're a self-destructive retard, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than smoking weed in highschool.
Don't be bitter. Just hit me with your best theory. I'm perfect. I've watched so many anime I've lost count, and I have over 3000 anime pictures saved. What anime do you watch, other than "I was drunk and got HIV off some bottom-of-the-barrel bitch i found on craigslist"? I also get tons of (You)s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (he just posted 50 pics of Anzu; shit was so cute). You are all human waste who should just go away. Thanks for reading.
Pic Related: It's me and my Dane