has r/banter's foreskin ever really hurt super bad because you were playing with your penis too much and you're like "ow bad foreskin" and its all red and swollen so to fix your foreskin you go to the kitchen and grab the butter knife and slather it in butter and spread it along the inside and outside of your foreskin and use a paper clip to keep your pee pee shut so the butter festers and you let it sit there for weeks without removing the paper clip and because you havent removed the paper clip even when you had to pee your foreskin is like a massive water balloon but this time filled with sperm and butter and pee and it really tickles because its all stretched out and its like a basketball now so you go to the grocery store to buy the next ingredient to make your foreskin better which is olive oil but while your at the grocery store you have to have your pee pee out because its so enlarged and a little kid runs by and bites yuor balloon pee pee and now theres butter piss and sperm all over the floor aisle and covering the little kid who looks jewish and you put two and two together and realized you got circumsized ??