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Anonymous ID:D1EFgyuC Thu 07 Jun 2018 22:30:49 No.5420373 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5420380 >>5420387 >>5420444 >>5421511 >>5422729 >>5422755

/bant/ why are Amerifats so sensitive?

I've never met a people so defensive and self-conscious of their country, to the point they literally sperg out when they're the butt of a joke.

Bongs take and fuel the loisence meme.
Germans take the no-sence-of-humour meme.
French take the frog meme.
Canadians take the FUCKING LEAF meme.

What is it about fats that makes them so emotionally immature?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JsNyoeDL Thu 07 Jun 2018 22:31:21 No.5420380 Report

Quoted By: >>5420393

>>5420373
What are trying to fucking say Mohammed?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RY4mokdN Thu 07 Jun 2018 22:32:17 No.5420387 Report

Quoted By: >>5420635

>>5420373
All the burgers and other bad foods have clogged their bloodstream, reducing the amount of blood that actually goes to their brain to near zero.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uqT5wcHr Thu 07 Jun 2018 22:32:56 No.5420393 Report

Quoted By: >>5420409 >>5420509 >>5420544 >>5423199

>>5420380
congrats, you’ve proved their point, stupid.

anonymous

anonymous ID:02ApzWkI Thu 07 Jun 2018 22:35:19 No.5420409 Report

Quoted By: >>5420428 >>5420467

>>5420393
I think the problem is your looking so hard for validation that you don't realize when people are being sarcastic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ix8ZgA7V Thu 07 Jun 2018 22:36:47 No.5420428 Report

Quoted By: >>5420467 >>5420469 >>5423199

>>5420409
answering to criticism of defensiveness with further defensiveness isn’t sarcasm, silly boy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:pD25slwx Thu 07 Jun 2018 22:38:56 No.5420444 Report

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>>5420373
>Implying we don't embrace the loud mouth arrogant American stereotype

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D1EFgyuC Thu 07 Jun 2018 22:41:29 No.5420467 Report

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>>5420409
>>5420428
That's nor sarcasm, it's irony.

+1 for irony, -2 for not knowing the difference between sarcasm and irony.

anonymous

anonymous ID:02ApzWkI Thu 07 Jun 2018 22:41:52 No.5420469 Report

Quoted By: >>5420523

>>5420428
But I wasn't being sarcastic.
Also
>What are trying to fucking say Mohammed?
You might have brain damage if you think anyone actually talks like this
>Ha ha youre being defensive about being defensive
Oh shit, how will I ever recover

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eu4mO/31 Thu 07 Jun 2018 22:47:15 No.5420509 Report

Quoted By:

>>5420393
Fuck off shitskin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cTYuWx59 Thu 07 Jun 2018 22:47:43 No.5420515 Report

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why do you fags keep coming to this American website everyday. get that cock outta ya ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ix8ZgA7V Thu 07 Jun 2018 22:48:34 No.5420523 Report

Quoted By: >>5420703 >>5423199

>>5420469
>getting this defensive
>after being made fun of for being defensive
lole
People do actually talk like this, anon.
Like, people are actually thanking god in church that this beautiful and perfect country isn’t literally on fire like the UK, all while typing simple “hope and prayers” posts on facebook after every mass-shooting while shrugging off that it is what it is.
Thin-skinned self-importance has been the core identity of the nation for generations, and it’ll stay that way if we do nothing about it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qP4n8ChW Thu 07 Jun 2018 22:50:29 No.5420539 Report

Quoted By: >>5420639

>Criticise Americans for not being able to take jokes
>Americans immediately spams the thread and gets offended
Like pottery

TopKec !UNSTjHdDlA

TopKec !UNSTjHdDlA ID:g/0Ermn5 Thu 07 Jun 2018 22:51:07 No.5420544 Report

Quoted By:

>>5420393
>you've proved
I'm triggered at this more than anything

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4UXatOaF Thu 07 Jun 2018 22:51:17 No.5420546 Report

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All people have their sensitive spots. For brits we usually say that your irrelevant and how smol you guys are now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JsNyoeDL Thu 07 Jun 2018 22:53:05 No.5420624 Report

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Hahahahahahahaha!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JFHRHNeH Thu 07 Jun 2018 22:53:43 No.5420635 Report

Quoted By: >>5421926 >>5422556 >>5423382

>>5420387
Could be. Could also be that they don't take time to enjoy the finer, de-stressing activities in life like finishing a day's work, cracking a cold beer and getting a sweet peanut butter blowjob from their pet poodle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:pD25slwx Thu 07 Jun 2018 22:53:58 No.5420639 Report

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>>5420539
Speak for your self i love the banting with Europeans

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:UmWo4xTz Thu 07 Jun 2018 22:54:18 No.5420643 Report

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Oi? Do you have a License for this post?

anonymous

anonymous ID:02ApzWkI Thu 07 Jun 2018 23:01:14 No.5420703 Report

Quoted By:

>>5420523
Sure thing mohammed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/gvLizPx Fri 08 Jun 2018 00:04:33 No.5421511 Report

Quoted By:

>>5420373
probably /hillbillies/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D1EFgyuC Fri 08 Jun 2018 00:50:10 No.5421926 Report

Quoted By: >>5422441

>>5420635
Yeah, fats work hard, I'll give them that.

Living in the US made me realise they would benefit tons from adopting some European norms.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KwBKogKL Fri 08 Jun 2018 01:48:46 No.5422372 Report

Quoted By: >>5422429 >>5422443

I sharted for the first time in my life today.
Where do I have to go to claim my murrican citizenship?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rtehnACZ Fri 08 Jun 2018 01:56:41 No.5422429 Report

Quoted By: >>5422941

>>5422372
It sucks. There must be some kind of bullshit in our food that causes this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wM7pU/V4 Fri 08 Jun 2018 01:59:04 No.5422441 Report

Quoted By:

>>5421926
ya but freedom isn't free bud

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mEDTqWmn Fri 08 Jun 2018 01:59:12 No.5422443 Report

Quoted By:

>>5422372
Compare the shart to your skin; if your skin is darker or the same tone you're welcome to cross the border and claim benefits tomorrow.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yTo/jQBf Fri 08 Jun 2018 02:15:57 No.5422556 Report

Quoted By:

>>5420635
Daily reminder this poster is a paid shill >>5421137
>Canadian
Yeah OK budd and I'm posting from Narnia

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IFehy/5N Fri 08 Jun 2018 02:36:18 No.5422729 Report

Quoted By:

>>5420373
hi

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4+PEohw1 Fri 08 Jun 2018 02:40:40 No.5422755 Report

Quoted By:

>>5420373
You got a license for this shitpost?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:02ApzWkI Fri 08 Jun 2018 03:11:31 No.5422941 Report

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>>5422429
live in the US
eat whatever I want
ride ybike 20 miles a day
fit as fuck
at least in the US I am alpha

Is fucked...

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Is fucked... ID:5Crql8jF Fri 08 Jun 2018 03:36:26 No.5423093 Report

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>have 18
>It is 1987
>May 17
>Enter the army for your documents
>They are choosing whether to go to the sea or land
>sea
>they send you to the pediment
>6 days later
>the pediment is massively bombarded

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Anonymous ID:GL7z6Fn4 Fri 08 Jun 2018 03:42:39 No.5423113 Report

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I apologize on behalf of my fellow Americans. Most of them are retarded. A steady diet of reality TV and corn syrup will do that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2r2QNhyp Fri 08 Jun 2018 03:56:13 No.5423199 Report

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>>5420428
>>5420393
>>5420523
autism. the first guy was clearly joking

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yTo/jQBf Fri 08 Jun 2018 04:15:15 No.5423382 Report

Quoted By:

>>5420635
The ruse is up Snow Nigger >>5421137

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+S3Yd5k0 Fri 08 Jun 2018 04:37:34 No.5423659 Report

Quoted By: >>5423758

I met a few americans IRL and tried to include them in my group of friends
whenever we try to have a bit of banter with them they just got really angry and aggressive

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2WYWhbWu Fri 08 Jun 2018 04:58:36 No.5423758 Report

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>>5423659
They sound like candyasses
I'll be your banter fren, Aussie

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