>be me, browsing internet for lonely reasons.
>check out tumblr (gold mine when it comes to porn)
>get carried away
>see people trying hard to seem more opressed than each other
>people self diagnose to seem cooler than normal people
>show emotional support only to seem morally superior
>unfunny, toxic, belittling, rude
>try to look for extreme opposite. discover 4chan
>first impression: toxic morons being mean to each other and being creeps. and god-tier memes.
>stay for the memes

few weeks later

>discover greentext stories
>notice wholesome side of 4chan
>tear up.

Everyone on 4chan is an absolute faggot. But honest. No one here honestly try to offend each other since all are on a similiar plane of irony. People find a place to share stories anonimously. People to talk to who they know for a fact will be honest and will genuinely try to be helpful.

>be me. absolute new fag only been here 4 times
>be newfag.
>proud newfag.