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>Be Britbong this morning
>hear voice from outside
"OI CUNT, YER SLEEPIN LOYSENCE! THATLL BE 200 BONGS"
>hear my door getting broken down
>jump up out of bed and pay the friendly officer
>get ready to go for work
>take knife out of draw to butter toast
>get arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon
>let out with a warning
>see friend across street
>wave at him
>somebody mistakes my wave as a Nazi salute
>get arrested again for terrorism
>hear voice from outside
"OI CUNT, YER SLEEPIN LOYSENCE! THATLL BE 200 BONGS"
>hear my door getting broken down
>jump up out of bed and pay the friendly officer
>get ready to go for work
>take knife out of draw to butter toast
>get arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon
>let out with a warning
>see friend across street
>wave at him
>somebody mistakes my wave as a Nazi salute
>get arrested again for terrorism