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Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 21:58:31 No.543815 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>543923 >>544116 >>544244 >>545723 >>545970 >>546642 >>546990 >>547031 >>547671 >>548327 >>548418 >>549398

>be american
>don't read anything longer than a tweet
>see book
>"nice blog bro"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dsUdMeH/ Wed 17 May 2017 22:00:14 No.543843 Report

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cartoons

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CEiaPQbc Wed 17 May 2017 22:03:18 No.543887 Report

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Anonymous ID:ihw6XDnf Wed 17 May 2017 22:05:46 No.543923 Report

Quoted By: >>543999

>>543815
nice blog snow nigger, can't wait till your country is a crater

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 22:09:29 No.543999 Report

Quoted By: >>544044 >>544244 >>546539 >>546642 >>546991

>>543923
>be american
>have a paper due
>140 symbols
>manage 70
>teacher says didn't read

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fgw8HB3k Wed 17 May 2017 22:11:58 No.544044 Report

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>>543999

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mkNxB+ib Wed 17 May 2017 22:16:43 No.544116 Report

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>>543815
anime

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 22:20:15 No.544189 Report

Quoted By: >>544244 >>546642

>be american
>come home
>"how was your day?"
>"cool, been to that place seen some people…"
>"wow nice blog bro fuck off"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 22:21:59 No.544218 Report

Quoted By: >>544244 >>546642

>be american
>open bible
>"In the beginning was the Word…"
>it's a blog again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dMBHmI0g Wed 17 May 2017 22:23:33 No.544244 Report

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>>544218
>>544189
>>543999
>>543815
I like these. I'm going to save these for whenever someone posts a "didn't read" or "nice blog" meme

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 22:25:04 No.544265 Report

Quoted By: >>547207

>be american
>dad dies
>feels bad man
>leaves death note
>not this blog again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 22:27:58 No.544321 Report

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>be american
>see Kindle ad
>people literally pay to read blogs
>laugh your ass off

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 22:33:16 No.544431 Report

Quoted By: >>544495 >>549602

>be american
>go to church
>"father, I must confess"
>"fuck off with your blog"
>tip him and leave

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 22:34:54 No.544484 Report

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>be american
>go to psychologist
>"what's bothering you?"
>"well it all started a year ago…"
>"nice blog bro"
>"that'll be $999.99 plus tip"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/K3Xf8uP Wed 17 May 2017 22:35:24 No.544495 Report

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>>544431
lel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 22:38:55 No.544565 Report

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>be american
>call 911
>operator picks up phone
>"please send police there's a man shot"
>">>>>>/wordpress/"
>hang up
>your toll call fee is $99.99

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 22:41:38 No.544628 Report

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>be american
>invited to talk show
>"tell us your story anon"
>"no no fuck off with that blog bro"
>"and that will be all folks, catch us on TV on demand next week"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 22:56:15 No.544940 Report

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>be american
>read Anne Frank
>tfw

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qWQi3eYZ Wed 17 May 2017 22:59:20 No.545013 Report

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this fucking thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xiccCHGR Wed 17 May 2017 23:16:36 No.545415 Report

Quoted By: >>545868

delet this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/Ib2NWOc Wed 17 May 2017 23:18:09 No.545723 Report

Quoted By:

>>543815
>be merican
>learn about life from cartoon network

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 23:20:49 No.545868 Report

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>>545415
>be NASA
>finally get alien signals
>too bad it's more than 140 symbols
>nuke them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 23:23:07 No.545933 Report

Quoted By: >>546036 >>546046 >>546968

>be american
>have a child
>it's bedtime
>tell him a story
>more than 140 symbols
>child dies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2UyOLZzO Wed 17 May 2017 23:25:07 No.545967 Report

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>be American
>Be 600lb
>Drive during the daily Scouter Migration
>go to Mcdonalds
>look at menu
>Compliment the Cashier for nice blog
>Die of Heart attack

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SGMxvCYe Wed 17 May 2017 23:25:14 No.545970 Report

Quoted By: >>550015

>>543815
>Be Russian
>Mail-Order Belarusian wakes you up
>"You're late to work!"
>Slip into tracksuit
>eat raw potato
>drive to work in Yugo
>junkies are outside the office door
>Think Amerikanski jeans are warm enough for Russia
>Spend 12 hours making low-quality product
>drive home, but car breaks down in mud patch
>walk home
>have mystery meat with slightly cooked potato
>squander paycheck on Internet
>"Dumb Burgorz, Putin is God"
>Have sex with mail-order wife on old mattress
>smoke and think about getting a better tracksuit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 23:26:04 No.545984 Report

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>be american kid
>send letter to santa
>reply comes
>"2 long didn't read lmao"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kobfuCJS Wed 17 May 2017 23:27:02 No.546002 Report

Quoted By: >>546091

Sorry dude, I would've continued to read but I just can't, I have other matters to attend but I will say nice blog bro. Is a five dollar tip good enough?

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Anonymous ID:fgw8HB3k Wed 17 May 2017 23:28:58 No.546036 Report

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>>545933

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Anonymous ID:/Ib2NWOc Wed 17 May 2017 23:29:22 No.546046 Report

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>>545933

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Anonymous ID:2UyOLZzO Wed 17 May 2017 23:30:36 No.546071 Report

Quoted By: >>546081 >>546150

>be Canadian
>Be a Writer
>Write more then 140 Characters for an american addition of my book
>Publisher reviews it in a couple weeks
>nice blog need 2 more weeks to read it
>wait 2 weeks
>mfw my publisher says my blog is too long

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MQty8G30 Wed 17 May 2017 23:31:07 No.546081 Report

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>>546071
Fuck off leaf.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 23:31:32 No.546091 Report

Quoted By: >>546121 >>546509 >>546968

>>546002
>be american
>go to Subway
>order 12 inch
>too long didn't eat
>nice baguette bro
>give to overweight pigeon outside
>pigeon has heart attack because of diabetes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kobfuCJS Wed 17 May 2017 23:32:55 No.546121 Report

Quoted By: >>546463

>>546091
>tfw i actually saw an obese pigeon before while trying to catch the city bus
How did you obtain this information ivan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 23:34:07 No.546150 Report

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>>546071
Did you insert the tip after every page?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ndhtwN6Z Wed 17 May 2017 23:34:28 No.546160 Report

Quoted By: >>546467

why are russians so fucking stupid? worry about your little cesspit you subhuman pieces of garbage.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 23:36:39 No.546463 Report

Quoted By: >>546485

>>546121
Everything is obese in America bro

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 23:37:11 No.546467 Report

Quoted By: >>546542

>>546160
I'd tell you but it's more than 140 symbols sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kobfuCJS Wed 17 May 2017 23:37:55 No.546485 Report

Quoted By: >>546549

>>546463
dog bless america

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qWQi3eYZ Wed 17 May 2017 23:39:00 No.546509 Report

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>>546091
you're doing history, my friend

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SrLG3yMX Wed 17 May 2017 23:40:31 No.546539 Report

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>>543999
>tip the teacher generously
>smack her 350lbs of ass
>leave a couple quarter pounders on her desk at the end of that day
>ace the class without having to ever read again
Sure feels good not to be starving in a frozen, poverty stricken wasreland.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ndhtwN6Z Wed 17 May 2017 23:40:42 No.546542 Report

Quoted By: >>546640

>>546467

thats funny considering the access to and the amount of ""people"" that actually read in your cesspit are minimal. a country full of retards.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 23:40:58 No.546549 Report

Quoted By: >>546611

>>546485
Best proof of American economic supremacy is that your homeless animals are obese
We honestly couldn't compete bro I'll give you that. Marx was wrong I admit it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kobfuCJS Wed 17 May 2017 23:42:25 No.546611 Report

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>>546549
its cool dude
dw about all the mcfatties raging its because the bants hit too close to home for them

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Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 23:43:26 No.546640 Report

Quoted By: >>546704

>>546542
Sorry for shit quality
Try to take breaks while reading this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eYxsyY73 Wed 17 May 2017 23:43:42 No.546642 Report

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>>544218
>>544189
>>543999
>>543815
A ты хopoш, хyйлyшa.

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Anonymous ID:2UyOLZzO Wed 17 May 2017 23:43:51 No.546646 Report

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>Be american
>travel to Canada
>They have really long blogs posted everywhere
>Panic I go to the wrong area
>End up in restricted area
>tell me to read this thing called a Documant
>correct them and say its a blog
>mfw I realize there blog has more then 140 Characters

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ndhtwN6Z Wed 17 May 2017 23:46:15 No.546704 Report

Quoted By: >>546751 >>546810

>>546640

dumb russian actually thinks i give a fuck about what it posts.

hahahahahaha look at this fucking fool. you are a joke. your entire country is a joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 23:47:34 No.546751 Report

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>>546704
No I know you don't read bro it's ok

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Anonymous ID:eYxsyY73 Wed 17 May 2017 23:50:20 No.546810 Report

Quoted By: >>546877 >>547289

>>546704
>hurr durr dumb russian actually thinks that I'll actually read this shit! nice blog bro!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 23:50:48 No.546816 Report

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>be american
>see public library
>dumbfounded
>come in, ask what they
>so you rent blogs or something
>what in tarnation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 23:52:04 No.546841 Report

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>be american
>be fbi
>intercept call
>more than 140 symbols
>interrupt the line and tell them to fuck off
>they tip FBI for good jaaab

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e3CMcLF8 Wed 17 May 2017 23:52:49 No.546856 Report

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Nice blog

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ndhtwN6Z Wed 17 May 2017 23:53:24 No.546877 Report

Quoted By: >>546923 >>547289

>>546810

> be russian
> still delusional to the fact 2000+ 20 year olds are coming back from ukraine with their heads blown off
> kremlie claims "training accident"
> literally dying 1 for 1 with ukraine
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha

fucking pathetic piece of shit. thats all for now. later faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 23:53:39 No.546886 Report

Quoted By: >>546968

>be american
>be fbi
>intercept call
>more than 140 symbols
>interrupt the line and tell them to fuck off
>they tip FBI for good jaaab

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 23:55:30 No.546923 Report

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>>546877
u mad bro?
(you have 130 symbols left)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 23:56:22 No.546938 Report

Quoted By: >>547289

>be american
>be NSA
>intercept call
>more than 140 symbols
>interrupt the line and tell them to fuck off
>they tip NSA for good jaaab

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y1hKD6oF Wed 17 May 2017 23:57:31 No.546968 Report

Quoted By: >>547289

>>546886
>>546091
>>545933

Tы oхyeнeн

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:BnTDXGOY Wed 17 May 2017 23:57:49 No.546976 Report

Quoted By: >>547129

what's the point of this thread again????

Am I suppose to be mad???

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Wed 17 May 2017 23:58:13 No.546982 Report

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>be american
>walk in on your son
>he's on Wordpress
>schedule shock therapy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u1bWZCcM Wed 17 May 2017 23:58:31 No.546990 Report

Quoted By:

>>543815
Nice blog, brow

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JbZvPB9O Wed 17 May 2017 23:58:31 No.546991 Report

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>>543999
lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:BnTDXGOY Thu 18 May 2017 00:00:26 No.547031 Report

Quoted By: >>547081

>>543815

That Russian proxies won't protect you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Thu 18 May 2017 00:02:35 No.547081 Report

Quoted By: >>547176

>>547031
>be american
>marry a true white american woman
>walk in on your wife
>whatchu doin bby
>"readin"
>you jewish
>"…yes"
>divorce
>sign divorce paper
>didn't read

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eYxsyY73 Thu 18 May 2017 00:04:53 No.547129 Report

Quoted By:

>>546976
>point
>4chan
It's just shitposting as always. (98 symbols left)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Thu 18 May 2017 00:05:03 No.547134 Report

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>be american
>wonder if you're kang
>become archaeology
>go to Egypt
>find runes
>more than 140 symbols
>blogged again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BnTDXGOY Thu 18 May 2017 00:06:38 No.547176 Report

Quoted By:

>>547081
> Reading Divorce paper

What year is this? 1617? dropping a golddigger don't need no reading

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8kdX6VJ2oY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kGwhsHaW Thu 18 May 2017 00:08:32 No.547207 Report

Quoted By:

>>544265
>not this blog again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Thu 18 May 2017 00:09:00 No.547220 Report

Quoted By: >>547273

>be american
>hook up with girl
>first night
>pull out penis
>she says too long
>nice schlong bro

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:eYxsyY73 Thu 18 May 2017 00:11:18 No.547273 Report

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>>547220

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n1ute4K1 Thu 18 May 2017 00:11:58 No.547289 Report

Quoted By: >>547457

>>546968
>>546938
>>546877
>>546810

>be Russian
>major headache because of drinking the night before
>driving to work while listening to the daily propaganda radio station
>cold because endlesswinter.gif
>get run over my military convoy while driving to work
>luckily i caught it on my dashcam so i can post it to youtube and get some views
>crawl out of shitty compact car which is now a pancake of metal
>get in drunken fistfight with a paramedic because he refuses to take to the hospital
>beat up paramedic
>an onlooker posts it to liveleak
>mug the onlooker so i can get some cash for a taxi
>call taxi
>taxi gets into crash on way to work

Rinse and repeat.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kGwhsHaW Thu 18 May 2017 00:12:06 No.547297 Report

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this blog is fucking hysterical, but getting a bit long. im gonna leave you a 70% tip

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Thu 18 May 2017 00:12:31 No.547305 Report

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>be american student
>literature university
>teacher comes in
>"alright who read this book raise your hand"
>no one does
>"me neither hi five"
>tips everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BnTDXGOY Thu 18 May 2017 00:13:00 No.547317 Report

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https://open.spotify.com/track/78fwjR5hyhiO4Yuf3TJWoZ

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:BnTDXGOY Thu 18 May 2017 00:14:19 No.547353 Report

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Why is she so cute /bant/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Thu 18 May 2017 00:14:46 No.547364 Report

Quoted By: >>547434

>be american
>sick of life
>take rope
>put neck in
>too long

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Thu 18 May 2017 00:17:22 No.547427 Report

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>be american
>on trip to Iceland
>choose where to go
>every city name is longer than 140 symbols
>arrive, wander aimlessly in the airport, leave

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BnTDXGOY Thu 18 May 2017 00:17:40 No.547434 Report

Quoted By: >>547460

>>547364
What's too long?
the rope?
or the neck?

Either way if the rope reaches your lower jaw and upper throat then you should start suffocating

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:eYxsyY73 Thu 18 May 2017 00:18:39 No.547457 Report

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>>547289
Pretty accurate. But this text...Are you a blogger or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Thu 18 May 2017 00:18:46 No.547460 Report

Quoted By:

>>547434
t. hanging pro
if you're so pro why still alive bro?
checkmate

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n1ute4K1 Thu 18 May 2017 00:20:02 No.547492 Report

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>be Russian
>in a theater one day watching some shitty movie
>suddenly hear gunshots, everybody screaming
>a bunch of armed terrorists walk in and kill a couple people
>military sends an entire army to the theater
>military decides putting toxic gas into the crowded theater to kill the terrorists is a good idea
>die from poison gas

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Thu 18 May 2017 00:21:01 No.547506 Report

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>be american
>take eye test
>no way I'm reading that blog

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Thu 18 May 2017 00:23:48 No.547575 Report

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>be american
>buy Pokemon game
>"collect all 150!"
>return it to the store

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n1ute4K1 Thu 18 May 2017 00:26:20 No.547630 Report

Quoted By: >>547752

>be Russian
>go to store
>get shot
>try to fight the mugger
>get knocked out in one swing
>someone posted it to liveleak
>become laughing stock for some american kids on the internet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0XB+yc/J Thu 18 May 2017 00:27:58 No.547671 Report

Quoted By: >>547725

>>543815

>wake up
>be Russian
>roll out of bed
>don adidas track suit
>realize it is yesterdays track suit
>smells like vodka
>put on clean track suit
>walk down to gulag
>no one ever on russian streets
>feel lonely
>remember handwritten picture of Putin in your pocket
>look into his eyes
>be filled with the vigor at the thought of the glorious motherland
>remember USA is still better than you

sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hsi/F2N0 Thu 18 May 2017 00:29:25 No.547708 Report

Quoted By: >>547785

I wonder how did OP collect so many greentexts about americans, may be he's a spy?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Thu 18 May 2017 00:29:54 No.547725 Report

Quoted By: >>547785

>>547671
>handwritten picture

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y1hKD6oF Thu 18 May 2017 00:30:52 No.547752 Report

Quoted By: >>547774 >>547801

>>547630

>be murican
>be puled over by cops
>"sir, u r under arrest"
>"can you read me muh rights, ofisah?"
>"i dun read those fukenblogs, shit's too long"
>cop shoots him to death

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Thu 18 May 2017 00:31:31 No.547768 Report

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>be american
>create a blog
>universe collapses
>tip universe for collapsing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y1hKD6oF Thu 18 May 2017 00:31:40 No.547774 Report

Quoted By:

>>547752
>cop shoots him to death

>i mean tips him with lead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eYxsyY73 Thu 18 May 2017 00:32:09 No.547785 Report

Quoted By: >>548394

>>547725
C aвтoгpaфoм жe.
>>547708
Я yжe пoзвoнил cвoeмy кypaтopy в ФCБ.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n1ute4K1 Thu 18 May 2017 00:32:47 No.547801 Report

Quoted By: >>547844

>>547752

>be russian
>die from liver disease

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y1hKD6oF Thu 18 May 2017 00:34:53 No.547844 Report

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>>547801

>be murican
>fat and diabetes
>get recipe from doctor
>recipe is 141 letters (shiiiet)
>die from heart attack

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Thu 18 May 2017 00:35:25 No.547854 Report

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>be american
>just doin your usual american thing
>suddenly see a blog
>start reading
>70 symbols
>100 symbols
>139 SYMBOLS
>wake up in cold sweat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Thu 18 May 2017 00:37:45 No.547903 Report

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>be american
>want to become a nazi
>search 14 words
>more than 140 symbols
>welp looks like civic state is there to stay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0XB+yc/J Thu 18 May 2017 00:37:56 No.547909 Report

Quoted By: >>547950

>wake up
>be Russian
>brush teeth with vodka
>don adidas track suit
>clean track suit this time
>not sure what to do because its russia
>go to st petersburg
>realize there is only a single place in all of russia that people want to visit
>go back to farm in Krushcheknyabovolovitch
>greeted by skinny underfed russian dog
>Lisovskibiviknia is dog
>call him Liso
>liso is a good dog
>skinny underfed russian dog, but good dog.
>need to eat him
>no food
>because russian
>lisovskibiviknia is in your belly
>realize you've eaten your only friend
>"Lisovskibiviknia what have i done"
>begin making yourself vomit in order to bring back dog
>someone is filming you on liveleak
>"how did you get in my home"
>"is russia"
>continue vomiting pieces of Lisovskibiviknia
>you've almost enough parts to assemble
>put meaty parts into bag
>bring meaty parts to crazy russian scientist Dr. Hebrokolavatakitch, Krisovanskibiklivik Hebrokolavatakitch.
>Dr Hebrokolavatakitch assembles parts into outline of your dog
>zaps with electricity
>just cooks meat
>shitty russian technology
>eat Lisovskibiviknia steaks with Dr Hebrokolavatakitch in Krushcheknyabovolovitch
>be russian

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n1ute4K1 Thu 18 May 2017 00:38:02 No.547912 Report

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>be russian
>daughter comes home from school
>hands me a funny picture of Lord Putin that she drew
>she gets shot by the sniper across the street and dies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y1hKD6oF Thu 18 May 2017 00:39:48 No.547950 Report

Quoted By: >>547990

>>547909

> how many murricans did it take to write this?
> nice blog btw

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Thu 18 May 2017 00:41:32 No.547990 Report

Quoted By: >>548035

>>547950
>how many murricans did it take to write this?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Thu 18 May 2017 00:43:27 No.548027 Report

Quoted By:

>be american
>be coder
>write code
>compile
>1 error: over 140 symbols—nice blog
>fuck off to wordpress

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n1ute4K1 Thu 18 May 2017 00:44:02 No.548035 Report

Quoted By:

>>547990

>how many russian proxies did it take to get this thread going?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Thu 18 May 2017 00:46:09 No.548076 Report

Quoted By:

>be american
>buy alphabet soup
>eat over 140 letters
>die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Thu 18 May 2017 00:50:36 No.548163 Report

Quoted By: >>548265

>be america in 20th century
>Marx writes book
>over 140 symbols, didn't read
>Hitler writes book
>fuck off with that blog
>feels good man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y1hKD6oF Thu 18 May 2017 00:55:39 No.548265 Report

Quoted By:

>>548163

>be murican
>open a Bradbury's book
>start sweatin as you approach symbol 139
>see that there is even more symbols
>"is that shit from myspace.com?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NoZ/vljO Thu 18 May 2017 00:57:51 No.548313 Report

Quoted By:

Some of you russian cunts are actually pretty funny.
>tip

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:12sht+5G Thu 18 May 2017 00:58:20 No.548327 Report

Quoted By: >>548353

>>543815

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Thu 18 May 2017 00:59:33 No.548353 Report

Quoted By: >>548451

>>548327
I know for sure you're a real 100% American without any DNA test

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hsi/F2N0 Thu 18 May 2017 01:02:11 No.548394 Report

Quoted By:

>>547785
>posted a reply that has no any sense
Nice proxy amerifat.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6JAFfgnb Thu 18 May 2017 01:03:29 No.548418 Report

Quoted By: >>548484

>>543815
Can someone shorten this so I can know what we're talking about

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0XB+yc/J Thu 18 May 2017 01:05:16 No.548451 Report

Quoted By:

>>548353

>has no any sense

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y1hKD6oF Thu 18 May 2017 01:07:10 No.548481 Report

Quoted By:

>be murican
>go to wc to take a poo
>start reading airfreshner.com
>approach sym. N 140
>SOUND OF AND FIREARMS/BOMBS BLASTING IN THE DISTANCE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NoZ/vljO Thu 18 May 2017 01:07:19 No.548484 Report

Quoted By:

>>548418
Make fun usa tip n no read long. Just jealous we have $$ n shit to do. How many characters this? No time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Thu 18 May 2017 01:08:01 No.548494 Report

Quoted By:

>be american
>swear on constitution
>interested what's in it
>ask others
>no one read it
>buy a special short version for Americans
>open it up
>"B A GUD BOI"
>"END"
>feel like you've learned something
>get intense headache for several weeks and red eyes from reading too much

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Thu 18 May 2017 01:12:06 No.548572 Report

Quoted By:

How many americans does it take to write a book? 4:
—1 posts tweets
—1 compiles them in a book without reading them
—1 searches the tweets for problematic content and complains about it on tumblr
—1 tips the other 3

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y1hKD6oF Thu 18 May 2017 01:14:15 No.548616 Report

Quoted By:

>be John Hancock
>sir, sign the declaration
>how many symbols are there, son?
>140+
>does that came from myspace.com?
>k, ama sign it anyway
>Tom, lets go get taco bell

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Thu 18 May 2017 01:15:19 No.548633 Report

Quoted By: >>548826

>be american
>be Martin Luther King
>make "I have a dream" speech
>over 140 symbols
>get shot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y1hKD6oF Thu 18 May 2017 01:16:31 No.548658 Report

Quoted By: >>548747

>how the did twin towers fell?
>someone made a 140+ symbols public announcement that morning

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eYxsyY73 Thu 18 May 2017 01:20:06 No.548747 Report

Quoted By:

>>548658
>how the did twin towers fell?
>pilots didn't read how to fly an airplane

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Thu 18 May 2017 01:20:13 No.548751 Report

Quoted By:

>be detainer in guantanamo
>read people blogs
>not american of course

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y1hKD6oF Thu 18 May 2017 01:23:51 No.548826 Report

Quoted By:

>>548633

>get to the blog awards ceremony
>get an award
>start your speech
>i'd like to thank the tippers, myspace.com...
>speech is over 140 symbols
>crowd died

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CaymZxiD Thu 18 May 2017 01:30:19 No.549039 Report

Quoted By: >>549192 >>549295

OK I'm out of ideas, Americans never will read this anyway
Sorry ameribros

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y1hKD6oF Thu 18 May 2017 01:38:22 No.549192 Report

Quoted By: >>549295

>>549039

99% of this thread visitors with US IP's have fainted while readin the OP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eYxsyY73 Thu 18 May 2017 01:43:34 No.549295 Report

Quoted By:

>>549039
>>549192
Thx guys, that was fun. But now I need to iron my track suit before Putin's speech starts on Russia 1

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WTDp4orh Thu 18 May 2017 01:47:27 No.549398 Report

Quoted By: >>549632

>>543815
Hey! I'm American! I read! All the time. Read about McDonald's and the Wal-Mart dispute that's going on; all on Instagram. Don't judge based off of ur perception. I'm smarter than you're average Joe.

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Anonymous ID:LojjWONi Thu 18 May 2017 01:57:31 No.549602 Report

Quoted By:

>>544431
>tip him and leave

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y1hKD6oF Thu 18 May 2017 01:59:01 No.549632 Report

Quoted By:

>>549398

>Hey! I'm American!
>that 199 symbols post

You, sir, have exceeded the limit
Such actions are presumed to be dangerous and prosecuted by the US laws.
This time you will get a warning.
Next time you'll face trial.
Have a good day, sir.
(take this tip)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D0+vtUf4 Thu 18 May 2017 02:19:18 No.550015 Report

Quoted By:

>>545970
living the dream

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IJim//uj Thu 18 May 2017 02:45:31 No.550556 Report

Quoted By:

>>544044
your president is so gggggggggggaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

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