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Nina Pham, the Texas nurse who survived Ebola, met Barack Obama in the White House yesterday and hugged him.
You'd think she'd have learned her lesson about close contact with black people.
I like dating black girls.
Because I don't have to meet their dads.
Sure, white people can't say the "n word" but at least we can say phrases like, "Thanks for the warning, Officer" and, "Hey, Dad."
Black people who complain about racism need to lighten up.Black people who complain about racism need to lighten up.
What's the difference between a monkey and a nigger?
The monkeys that are behind bars are innocent.
Recently, I saw an article about Americans sending their old clothes over to the poor in Africa.
Pointless, I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
My chemist friend has spent years trying to create a stable compound of nickel and gallium.
I've told him he'll never get a NiGa to work.
What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?
Their criminal record.
According to a survey 64% of U.S. students can't find Ukraine on the world map.
The other 36% said, "What's a world map?"
I have just got back from a visit to 2050 in my time machine and 1 in 5 of the British population is a Muslim.
Fuck knows what the government of the day did to get it down to so few.
